My alarm...

[Smithy]

has gone off 4 times in the last 2 hours. Everytime i've gone rushing outside barefoot, turned it off, reset it, froze my feet and trod on gravel. smileys/smiley7.gif

Thers no-one about, but it is getting cold so wheter thats mucking around with the sensors i don't know...

If it goes off once more i'm going to scream.....

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For fucks sake! Make that 5 times! Neighbours are going to love me. Turned off the motion sensors inside the car now, see if that stops it....

[jamesg88]

it could be, is the alarm new ? maybe the sensors are too sensitive.

[Smithy]

Nah its the standard shitroen jobbie. It could be the cold, but we'll see. I've threatened the car, i don't want it going off in the middle of the night..... again. smileys/smiley9.gif

[Emz_VTR]

Yeah it still could possibly be the sensors been to sensitive and going off even with a breeze of the wind!!

I know someone who had to have there senors turned don as they were to ensitive. Have a word with Shitroen!!!
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[Smithy]

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Sorry, its just gone off again!

Have locked the car with the alarm off. Its boxed in with a car behind it. Stupid bloody, french pile of crap. smileys/smiley4.gif

[Emz_VTR]

Smithy you are so funny, I ma laughing my head off sat here reading your posts!!

You make me laugh!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah smileys/smiley20.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Smithy you are so funny, I ma laughing my head off sat here reading your posts!!

You make me laugh!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah smileys/smiley20.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

Cheers! Glad my misery is of some amusement to you. smileys/smiley7.gif

Oh, and the dog is frightened cos everytime it goes off, i run about swearing and shouting.

[Emz_VTR]

HILARIOUS!!!! smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

[Smithy]

Still, touch wood, i've reset it..... again for the umpteenth time smileys/smiley7.gif and it hasn't gone off..... yet.

Seriously, why are shitroens so, well, shit?

[Smithy]

Must... keep..... calm.....

Breathe slowly and think happy thoughts.....

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Poxy bloody thing! 7 times now.....

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[Saxonator]

bloody ell mate im feelin for ya ! (not in a gay kind of way smileys/smiley2.gif)

cant u just disconnect it ?

[AdamH]

Adams Hint Of The Day : A Hammer Is Very Useful smileys/smiley17.gif jk

[rsands]

lol...wel funny this post! i jus bought a 1.4 furio and hope it aint gona do dat

[lcsax]

Nah its the standard shitroen jobbie. It could be the cold, but we'll see. I've threatened the car, i don't want it going off in the middle of the night..... again. smileys/smiley9.gif

Don't worry mate i have excatly the same problem, standard citroen one, the alarm went off every ten mins, and running out in you pj's looking like youve been dragged through a hedge backwards in front of all your neighbours every ten mins wasnt much funny!! My mum woke me up once in the middle of the night saying my alarm was going off and she had seen someone running off, so i chucked on my trainers half dress ran down the stairs screwdriver in one had went flying out my door half way down the apath i realised it wasnt my car alarm!!! i just lock it know we out the alarm saving up for a proper one. smileys/smiley17.gif

[SaxoAL]

u havent knocked one of the interior sensors and positioned it towards the path have u dave? so , when someone walks past it sets it off?

[Dave_J_UK]

Mate don't worry my VTS has always had that same problem, the owners of the car before me told me just to turn the sensors off because they keep going of all the time. After I bought the car I left the sensor on just for a try, and sure enough they went off in about ten minutes, every ten minutes. so form now on I just turn the sensors off by pressing the siren looking button on the centre console above the stereo for two seconds before I set the alarm. But don't worry as the car is still alarmed and immobillised because it has door, bonnet, and boot switches that will trigger the alarm if opened, I also have a stearing lock so theiving fuckers know not to bother!

[Smithy]

The sodding thing is going into shitroen on friday. Left the alarm off last night but when i got to work i thought i'd do a little test. Set the alarm, stood nearby for about 2 minutes and guess what.... the stupid fecking thing went off. smileys/smiley7.gif

Ho hum, i love citroen........

[JamieB]

unlucky smithers! sounds like its just not happening for ya! why dont u just get urself a proper alarm that dont wake you up every 2 mins!

[Smithy]

Mate don't worry my VTS has always had that same problem, the owners of the car before me told me just to turn the sensors off because they keep going of all the time. After I bought the car I left the sensor on just for a try, and sure enough they went off in about ten minutes, every ten minutes. so form now on I just turn the sensors off by pressing the siren looking button on the centre console above the stereo for two seconds before I set the alarm. But don't worry as the car is still alarmed and immobillised because it has door, bonnet, and boot switches that will trigger the alarm if opened, I also have a stearing lock so theiving fuckers know not to bother!

Tried that yesterday, didn't work it still went off.
Jamie, give me the dosh and i'll change the alarm, although when the shitroen one is working its fine.

[JamieB]

Jamie, give me the dosh and i'll change the alarm, although when the shitroen one is working its fine.

ok, will a cheque do??? ya checky fecker! smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Cheque will be fine thanks very much!

[JamieB]

no probs!! willsend it off to u as sono as i get paid!!! smileys/smiley17.gif

tell me, do they have postmen in the forest!? smileys/smiley5.gif

[Smithy]

tell me, do they have postmen in the forest!? smileys/smiley5.gif

No, they fly a plane over and just chuck a sack of mail out. We then have to fight each other for it and take what we want. smileys/smiley4.gif

[JamieB]

you'd better be a good fighter then coz i dont want my money going to sum pickey that lives under a tree!!

is this lso why you havent got msn, because you lost the fight for it!!!! smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

you'd better be a good fighter then coz i dont want my money going to sum pickey that lives under a tree!!

is this lso why you havent got msn, because you lost the fight for it!!!! smileys/smiley17.gif

Blue belt in Kung Fu.

No, i'm a lazy bastard.

[JamieB]

No, i'm a lazy bastard.

was gonna say that! smileys/smiley17.gif

[Emz_VTR]

Your alarm has caused contraversy on the news saying that alarms are annoying!!! ha ha smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

[SaxoAL]

arent they talking about banning them some1 told me??
How will they be able to enforce that ?!! lol

[rsands]

dey wud try anythin! if dey do da....den no insurance companies wud want to insure anyone wit da risk!

[SaxoAL]

exactly, imagine insurance premiums then !!