in the sh*t

[JBVTR]

just out of curiosity can anyone beat this

My mate went out in his dads 06 octavia last night (his dad was out and he's not insured on it) and put it over a kirb at about 30mph, result a blown tire, bent alloy, cracked bumper and engine casing hanging off the bottom of the car. :panic: :panic:

Went round to have a look and he looked like he was about to cry had like 2hrs before his dad got back havnt spoke to him since lol

can anyone beat that ?

[R4T]

yeh no problem skodas are slow

[jennifer1987]

oh dear, he going to be in some trouble

[JBVTR]

its pretty nippy for a tdi actualy but i didnt meen the car ;)

[JackoSaxAppeal]

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[Japman]

thats real bad,i once took my old mans car when i was 15,neva crashed it but it was a silly thing to do

[jaybiss]

yeh no problem skodas are slow

really?

[MaRiO89]

Feck that..

He shouldnt have done it in the first place though really should he..lol

[David]

what do you mean by beat it?

[JBVTR]

the shitness of his situation

[R4T]

really?

erm erm erm

[Jacko]

really?

NO. depends which one your in. i was in my uncles superb last week(no idea what specs it is) and it was fast.

[Tupps]

Ive done some stupid things in my time, never actually ended up IN the shit but ive been mightly close

[JBVTR]

I'd pretend I was asleep and it got nicked!

lol burning it out was actualy considered his dads a physco

[jaybiss]

NO. depends which one your in. i was in my uncles superb last week(no idea what specs it is) and it was fast.

i was being sarcastic ;)

sucks trying to be sarcastic on the net, just getting bored of the usual shit skoda get after they have produced some good cars over the past few years

[jordy69]

jus out of curiosity, wtf is a superb? :)

skoda mabi....

[samcook]

sucks to be him

[Dan]

Deserves it to be honest, shouldnt have taken the car in the first place.

[Jacko]

i was being sarcastic ;)

sucks trying to be sarcastic on the net, just getting bored of the usual shit skoda get after they have produced some good cars over the past few years

yea i did not get that sarcasm....:A:

i hate it aswell...i actually quite like alot of skodas...and apparantly they are now very well built cars...dont deserve the bad press....

[John]

Shouldnt have taken it out tbh. On another sokda point any one seen the roomster f£$k me there ugly worse than a berlingo.

[R4T]

Shouldnt have taken it out tbh. On another sokda point any one seen the roomster f£$k me there ugly worse than a berlingo.

get the bacon rolls made fag!!no time for posting!!!

[John]

get the bacon rolls made fag!!no time for posting!!!

Shut it u batty cree

[Jamie]

Hmm i know what id do if someone nicked my car and bought it back mashed...

Keep us posted id like to see if he survives ;)

[JBVTR]

Hmm i know what id do if someone nicked my car and bought it back mashed...

Keep us posted id like to see if he survives ;)

will do ill post an update tonight, iv got a feeling he's become homeless

[vidal]

There are very few options here, either the father claims on his insurance, and says he was the driver, or he claims off the son. If the son is not insured, then there will be a little matter of "taking without owner's consent" to deal with, and many parents would wish not to see their child with a criminal record. On the other hand, maybe a visit to the magistrates may be the kind of wake up call that is needed. Either way, he's deep in it and it's not going to end up happily.

Skodas had a bad press in the seventies and eighties, despite their prodigious rally pedigree. I'll now let you into the realities of Skoda ownership. I've got a seven year old Octavia Tdi, 120K on the clock and it's the best car I have EVER owned. It takes me, Mrs V and two Vidalettes plus bikes, tents, luggage everywhere. It has its faults, the central locking solenoid is sticking in the front passenger door, the temperature gauge sender is faulty and there is poor am reception on the radio. And that's it. Two brakelight bulbs, front pads every 40K and a timing belt and water pump change at 70K, have been the sum total of replacements. Never less than 45 - 50 to the gallon (with the aircon on all the time), good for cruising all day at 70+, build quality is superb - I normally change my cars more often than my shirts, this one will be driven until it falls apart, then I'm straight off to buy another one. A positive recommendation? Certainly is.

V.

[laura_g]

Ouch nice car aswell, just be honest n then run thats all i can advise

[Jamie]

MMM Apple sours...

[Scattle]

ooops, dont want to be him.

[SaxoJamie]

Ouch nice car aswell, just be honest n then run thats all i can advise

You'll find it is better to be honest in the long run:P

[djrem]

so whats daddy said?

[JBVTR]

dont know yet i txt him about an hour ago but havnt had a reply ill go see him tonight see whats happened and get some pics of the car if its still there

[Clouds_mate]

my friend did something like this.

We had a 13 hour drinking session in leeds one weekend.

He got home, saw a cilo on the drive drabbed the keys and went out in the car. He had never driven before. had no licence, insurance, car was taken without owners permission and was over the drinking limit. He got to the end of the street (25metre) and binned it straight into a wall.

Car turned out to be his sisters best friends brand new cilo.

Got a huge fine, CS and is still band now (was over 2 years ago)

[Colin]

Skodas are top.

I'd love a Fabia VRS. They are quick because Police use the Octavia VRS diesels.

[VTR_Nick]

Skodas are top.

I'd love a Fabia VRS. They are quick because Police use the Octavia VRS diesels.

That’s a wrong assumption. the fabia vrs does 0-60 in 9.2 seconds but the ocavia vrs does 0-60 in 7.6 or 7.7 seconds depending.
Octavia's are pirtty quick

[djrem]

dont know yet i txt him about an hour ago but havnt had a reply ill go see him tonight see whats happened and get some pics of the car if its still there

turn up in your car. Pull the handbrake to park out side his house.

Ring the door bell
Face away from the door.

When you hear it open shout:

"Look, ive learnt those skills you were showing me!"

Turn round, feel awkward. feel smug inside :)

[Colin]

Well someone said they wernt quick ( cant be arsed to read ) so i said cops use octavias.

They have alot of torque.

[frankie]

my mate wrote of his mums mini copper 2 doing the say thing.

what a speacial thing to do.

[laura_g]

MMM Apple sours...

Yummy :drink: :drink: :drink:

[JimoVTR]

deserves anything he gets really.
especially if he knew what the consequences were....

some things you can take risks... this isnt one of them

[djrem]

Yummy :drink: :drink: :drink:

doesnt count unless done in the bath.

[laura_g]

It doesnt count wherever you are

[djrem]

It doesnt count wherever you are

like a dyslexic child with no name.

[laura_g]

yeah ok... i suppose

[vidal]

It doesnt count wherever you are

like a dyslexic child with no name.

I think the term you are really looking for is dyscalculia.

V

[Yates]

i imagine sleeping with your mam and getting her pregnant would be worse

explain that to your dad

altho im not on about myself, just after readin that story in the sun

[Jamie]

So???????? is he still aliveeee?????

[Danhunt]

can beat it.
some guy from our college took out his mums bmw 318 pissed out of his face and managed to drive it off an 8ft bridge. completely fucked up his face, and facing court.

[djrem]

can beat it.
some guy from our college took out his mums bmw 318 pissed out of his face and managed to drive it off an 8ft bridge. completely fucked up his face, and facing court.

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[JBVTR]

He has to pay the damage (£370) The pussy wrote a letter telling his dad he hit a pot hole and hid round another mates house till last night lol.
So looks like he got away with a beating not sure how he's paying it back either with no job :err:

[Jamie]

Gay. No offence but i was waiting in suspence since the start of the thread..

bit of a let down tbh eastenders style..

lol

[Tupps]

Vidal.....

I'm sure every single one of your posts has been filled with facts

Are you google in disguise?

[JBVTR]

i know was dissapointed myself its about time his dad kicked some sence into him

He got nocked out 2 weeks ago though so i guess his karmas getting spread out lol