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Clouds_mate
24th September 2007, 11:01
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html

Shes hot too. ;)

Easty
24th September 2007, 11:01
mmm mmmm

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:02
she looks classy

Payne comforted him with a hug and “one thing led to another”, magistrates were told.

Barry123
24th September 2007, 11:04
publicly :ill:
























secretly... :cool:

Ryan21
24th September 2007, 11:04
wtf?

A mother got nailed by her own son?

Is this true?

Sick Bastards!!!

Jacko
24th September 2007, 11:04
he's so lucky tbh.

CloVis
24th September 2007, 11:05
ewwwwwwww

Predator_R32
24th September 2007, 11:05
my god he is sooooooooooooooooooo lucky

Noddy
24th September 2007, 11:05
Thats just wrong....

Jacko
24th September 2007, 11:06
if your mother was that hot it would be hard to stop, one thing leading to another.

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:06
69 i wonder....hmmmm


can i cum in your mouth mam

Scattle
24th September 2007, 11:07
nasty... *shudder*

Gazzza
24th September 2007, 11:07
eww that is sick ... its wrong! why would any 1 want to do that...

Predator_R32
24th September 2007, 11:08
you know she is gonna be wild in the sack, she wont be getting it for a while

R4T
24th September 2007, 11:08
lmfao sick twat

Barry123
24th September 2007, 11:09
you know that awkward bit after your done and you haven't actually stuck it in yet...


but you sort of loose your randyness... and reality of the situation kicks in...


how do you look at your mum/son after you've had a bonk with them?

cheers mam, night night

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:09
i bet she looks hot in suspenders

al_VTR
24th September 2007, 11:09
milf............

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:12
did he try and take some sneaky pics of her on his phone, i know i do with every bird i make love to/rape

jennifer1987
24th September 2007, 11:14
that is sooooooo wrong, makes me fell sick

AdamW
24th September 2007, 11:15
Have sex with your mum and tell a national newspaper........legend

Jacko
24th September 2007, 11:15
id like to see how one thing led to another...

Predator_R32
24th September 2007, 11:16
lol he had a panic attack, he must of saw her naked, she comforted him saying its whats on the inside that counts and one thing led to another :p

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:16
that is sooooooo wrong, but makes me touch myself

calm down

Tupps
24th September 2007, 11:17
Sick mother fuckers

How can "one thing lead to another" with your mam!!!

It's wrong, very wrong!

Sisters are a different story however

Jamie
24th September 2007, 11:17
Burn them in hell thats sick.

SaxoJamie
24th September 2007, 11:17
That is sick lol

Yates
24th September 2007, 11:18
im just wondering what jeremy would say about this situation...

rushy_23
24th September 2007, 11:22
LMAO at the comments, hell no am I going on it at work. Will be known as
the perve that looks at guys doing there mums.

Karl
24th September 2007, 11:25
well...
He's made some dollar out of it and got laid.

Result imo.

VTR_Nick
24th September 2007, 11:27
*shudders* Just plain sick *shudders*

Jacko
24th September 2007, 11:27
wonder if his mates say till him...yeooo i f*cked your mother...

does he reply...yea so have i...did she do that thing with tounge with you? did you like it?

Wayne
24th September 2007, 11:29
thats so wrong, makes me sick.

Clouds_mate
24th September 2007, 11:29
*semi*

Japman
24th September 2007, 11:31
thats wrong,thats omg buzzing

Jacko
24th September 2007, 11:31
thats so wrong, makes me sick.

dont lie...

we've all done it.:A:

JackoSaxAppeal
24th September 2007, 12:01
Deleted account

craig180
24th September 2007, 12:06
milf............

Gives the phrase a whole new meaning.

Is tere a MIWLF???

Danhunt
24th September 2007, 12:06
oo nice..
what a sick cNut

xsmile_be_happyx
24th September 2007, 12:11
what a lovely story, not!! He is obvouisly alright with it all, cause they went to court together lol

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:11
and what does miwlf mean?

cant work it out

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:11
what a lovely story, not!! He is obvouisly alright with it all, cause they went to court together lol

family stick together

saxodan
24th September 2007, 12:12
mate at school found his mums didlo and got turned on by it

he told me in confidence

unfortunatly the whole maths class knew by the end of the day, spread to the whole school by the end of the week

and everyone made a buzz noise as they walked passed him in the corridor

haunted him the whole of his shcool life

Stephen if your reading

im sorry for ruining your life mate










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TU-Tuning
24th September 2007, 12:12
Shes got one leg shorter than the other lol.

TU-Tuning
24th September 2007, 12:13
My mate walked in on his dad getting head from his dads new gf who he hadnt met yet.


The woman said 'Hi nice to meet you' in a muffled voice as she didnt actually bother to take the cock out her mouth. Mental scarring ftw

craig180
24th September 2007, 12:15
and what does miwlf mean?

cant work it out

MI Wouldn't LF

AdamW
24th September 2007, 12:16
My mate walked in on his dad getting head from his dads new gf who he hadnt met yet.


The woman said 'Hi nice to meet you' in a muffled voice as she didnt actually bother to take the cock out her mouth. Mental scarring ftw

Yeh haha my mate did that aswell.....said he walked in and his dad was sat at dining table in his dressing gown and his step mum was getting up off her knees hahahahahha

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:18
MI Wouldn't LF

interesting, i was thinking mother i had fucked or something like that, hence why i couldnt work it out

TU-Tuning
24th September 2007, 12:20
interesting, i was thinking mother i had fucked or something like that, hence why i couldnt work it out

Why has one started talking like a professor as of late?

David
24th September 2007, 12:21
that link took so long to load... i was actually expecting some proper hot girl judging by the comments... was gutted tbh...

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:21
Why has one started talking like a professor as of late?

what the fuck are you on about

liamk15
24th September 2007, 12:22
LMBO at this story,such a hottie aswel :sweetheart: :kiss:

rushy_23
24th September 2007, 12:22
Reminds me of that thread about the lad that sniffed his sisters pants then
told people on a forum.

What the hells the matter with you young people these days? Nans dont get no love.

nufc_lad
24th September 2007, 12:23
what ever turns you on i suppose.....

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:23
Reminds me of that thread about the lad that sniffed his sisters pants then
told people on a forum.

What the hells the matter with you young people these days? Nans dont get no love.

your nan does ;)

craig180
24th September 2007, 12:36
interesting, i was thinking mother i had fucked or something like that, hence why i couldnt work it out

That's because people with big arms are generally dumb shits;)

Yates
24th September 2007, 12:38
That's because people with big arms are generally dumb shits;)

they dont let dumb people work with weapons

jaybiss
24th September 2007, 12:43
they dont let dumb people work with weapons

what about americans?

Graham
24th September 2007, 13:13
damn i was actually expecting a milf

bide_furio
24th September 2007, 13:38
horrible! wat kind of video was they watchin????

Graham
24th September 2007, 14:10
yeah i wouldn't mind getting me one of those. if theres enough power to get a mother n son to have sex, imagine what other powers it could have!

frankie
24th September 2007, 14:20
coleford. tbh

CloVis
24th September 2007, 14:39
my nan did...
she had great plesure in telling me that she got 'done' over the bonnet by a 23 yr old few yrs back.
Image ewwwwwwwwwwwww, why tell me. why

AdamW
24th September 2007, 14:39
my nan did...
she had great plesure in telling me that she got 'done' over the bonnet by a 23 yr old few yrs back.
Image ewwwwwwwwwwwww, why tell me. why

She swore not to tell......next time I see her...im breaking both hips

CloVis
24th September 2007, 14:41
lol lushhhh my nans like 79 or summat

AdamW
24th September 2007, 14:41
77 when i met her

CloVis
24th September 2007, 14:43
78, dont lie.

Clouds_mate
24th September 2007, 14:44
my nan did...
she had great plesure in telling me that she got 'done' over the bonnet by a 23 yr old few yrs back.
Image ewwwwwwwwwwwww, why tell me. why

let me get this right. Your 70+ year old 'nan' got nailed over a car bonnet by a 23 year old?

JimoVTR
24th September 2007, 14:44
Remeber on Two pint when jonny smacks his supervisor and the manager will only let him of if he has "sexual intercourse" with her.

Boy: Can i have a tenna mum....
Mum: If you have sexual intercourse with me.
Boy: Thankyou God :y:

CloVis
24th September 2007, 14:49
let me get this right. Your 70+ year old 'nan' got nailed over a car bonnet by a 23 year old?

Im ashamed to say it. But yes. I dont think she was that old proberly 65+ish. But still its my nan

Karl
24th September 2007, 14:50
that old!?!?

65 is practically dead imo.

AdamW
24th September 2007, 14:51
Dry as fuck tbh

Clouds_mate
24th September 2007, 14:58
brings a whole new meaning to...'i fucked the granny outa that'

James
24th September 2007, 14:58
Dry as fuck tbh

Just spit on it.

AdamW
24th September 2007, 14:59
Was like opening a warm cheese toastie

Jacko
24th September 2007, 15:00
pics of the granny....

Scattle
24th September 2007, 15:02
bloody hell, lol.

JimoVTR
24th September 2007, 15:03
Pork pie imo.

Crusty on the outside
Jelly on the inside
Clo's granny

AdamW
24th September 2007, 15:04
Gum job ftw

Jacko
24th September 2007, 15:07
pics clo? we're waiting.....

Scattle
24th September 2007, 15:07
Pork pie imo.

Crusty on the outside
Jelly on the inside
Clo's granny

yup lol, have to get through the crust and jelly to get to the meat inside.

AdamW
24th September 2007, 15:09
pics clo? we're waiting.....

Pics of her prefably bending over a bonnet of a fiesta 1.1 poplar plus with her love tunnel showing......

JimoVTR
24th September 2007, 15:12
Pics of her prefably bending over a bonnet of a fiesta 1.1 poplar plus with her love tunnel showing......

I had a punto 55 S 1.1 at the time ;) (red)

Quick
24th September 2007, 15:14
Mother of Seven?!
Were the other six saying "is it my turn yet??"

Yates
24th September 2007, 15:20
jay - americans are a whole new ball game

Crunkers
24th September 2007, 15:24
Fiver says they're pikeys! Can't believe that, if only all cuddles with hot girls turned into something like that!

Cheers

Jacko
24th September 2007, 15:26
cuddles with hot girls always turn into something like that....i mean sex not insest..

Crunkers
24th September 2007, 15:28
cuddles with hot girls always turn into something like that....i mean sex not insest..

Haha, I know what you meant ;)

Cheers

AdamW
24th September 2007, 15:28
"I love you like a brother"
"Get out of my house now, cant you see I clearly wanted sex"

BenSilverSaxo
24th September 2007, 15:36
Ha ha ha the place they are from is like 5 minutes away from our holiday home.

sean_rae
24th September 2007, 15:36
sick as fuck !

simple as that, they shoud be shot with shit !

Hopcraft
24th September 2007, 15:39
..wronggg.