Another complaint from the neighbour...

[Easty]

Got a complaint from next door AGAIN tonight. It's a semi detached house and they are always fucking complaining about noise. They have a 6 month old baby who apparently we constantly wake up.

They came round last week to complain because we closed a door too loud, and now she's just come round to complain for waking her kid up. We've got a few mates round, and we're just having a laugh, playing on the x-box, not listening to music or anything... but apparently we have once again woken the baby up and it's "getting on her tits", then she slammed our front door and walked off (which probably woke her kid up, lol) it's really pissing me off now, we can't fucking do anything !!! It's not as if it's 2am, she came round just after 10!!!

[Jazz]

Neighbour from hell sounds like... tell her to get double-glazing and to take sleeping pills each night.

[Danhunt]

whenever she makes the slightest bit of noise go round and complain. Shame it isnt detatched, then you could have torched her joint.

[SNewham]

Tell her to get a detached house for her precious child then. She can't do shit, just tell her to shove off.

[Wayne]

sounds like a real neighbour from hell, i wouldn't like it if she came round to mine and complained, i would tell her straight to stop complaining.

[middleweight]

what 6 month old baby doesn't wake up all the time?!

[LittleDude101]

ask her to prove the noise is from your house and she isnt hearing things


I remember the good old argument with my old neighbour about noise at night... apparently my mums standard 1.2 corsa made to much noise and 'makes the windows shake' which woke her kid up... my point was, the 30mins she had spent outside shouting probably woke her child up again... slag

[GrantW]

Just bang the gf and get her to moan and scream loudly and see if she comes round then. ;)

[SNewham]

neighbour from hell haha, you should try living next to my neighbours when they constantly threaten with legal action, deliberately spray parent's cars with fence paint, stop and turn away our deliveries and write abusive and insulting letters.


and that's only just the start...

[SNewham]

Just bang the gf and get her to moan and scream loudly and see if she comes round then. ;)

lol legend, that made me chuckle! :P

[SaxoJamie]

[QUOTE=LittleDude101;1491318]ask her to prove the noise is from your house and she isnt hearing things

Just tell her to piss off

[Jazz]

[QUOTE=LittleDude101;1491318]ask her to prove the noise is from your house and she isnt hearing things

Just tell her to piss off

lol agree tbh

[Jamie]

Spit tobaco in her eye then say; You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk!?

Then look like your reaching for a gun thats in your pocket... she will scuttle off in a hurry lol

[Jacko]

id give her an ASBO!

[Karl]

Tell her to put her kid up for adoption..

either that or ring the NSPCC and say you have a psycho neighbour with a kid.

[Japman]

Tell her to take a hick,i hate neighboors

[Simpson_Sax]

Thats pretty lame neighbour you have! My current ones are not the best. I live in a victorian street, houses are rubbishy old so you can imagine how close the flats are. Everyday coming home from work i use give it a bit of induction up the road and this one neighbour looks out and keeps looking throughout the process of me getting out and walking into my flat. I waved at him other day and he shoke his head in rage. Amusing now that i've found a cracker song that sounds mean on my subwooofer :D

[Jacko]

kick her in the ovarys and then when shes down shave her head.

[Hanuman]

is it loud enough for you to hear the kid scraeming all the time, suerly if she says she can hear you laughing and closing doors, your life would be living HELL with the noise you would surely hear from the baby is this right?

either way she sounds a bellend if ur not over the top loud, our neighbour is sweet, i hear them do a properrrr loud sneeze now and then in there front room which joins to ours, and i probably make alot of noise on the xbox with mates and that and she says im fine i always try to be polite with them and they are really canny, if were going away and i ask to keep an eye out for the house shes always like ohhh yes we will do but your fine, and i always say well if i am to loud or cause any bother just let me know,

gota be the worst thing ever tho vice versa, if your living nextdoor to someone who belts out music or plays guitars or something daft id go mental me self

[Karl]

At my friends old house there used to be a Porno house.

People pull up in unmarked vans,
get out as police officers etc,
Rag,
leave 20 mins later.

Fact.

That'd rock living next door to that.

[Simpson_Sax]

Ha Thats Classic. This guy in my street is aparantly disabled, marked out space etc but doesn't have a badge, walks normal etc.
I parked in his space the first day me and the girl were moving in, to unload our stuff, as you do. left my car there overnight by mistake, woke up to him standing at his door staring at my car, i went out as they were more space as people were at work, he started mouthing off pretty badly, i was polite as i always am, said im terribly sorry and it certainly wont happen again ...
From that day he gives me and my GF bad looks and shakes his head everytime i park. If someone said to me and said sorry about it, surly you would be cool and accept it? Some people are just sad

[Mystic]

... we have once again woken the baby up and it's "getting on her tits"...

Surely she lifted the baby up there, its not like it can just get on them when ever it wants :err:

When she said its "getting on her tits" you shoulda said "yeh, it shows ;)"

Id hate to hae a neighbour like that, our houses are old and have big stone walls so theres no noise getting though them. We also live on the end so on the otherside of my bedroom wall is the street :A:

[Hanuman]

quote simpson sax "use give it a bit of induction up the road"

hope that doesnt mean you boot it so its loud ect, otherwise no wonder he stares at you.

iv had a few loud cars, my nova with a carb i had to sit for like 10mins befoe i could drive off and i had to rev it or it would die, i used to feel embarrased and sorry for the neighbours, one time i seen the neighbour talking to her friend i went "hi" she looked at me and went "hello"-"thats my alarm clock for 830 every morning and just laughed she didnt mean any harm like

but i now find sum little chav with his first car (corsa with ghey alloys that look terrible and the most stupid sized exhaust, he seems to find hte need to reverse. pull off. park byt going rmm rmmm rmmm rmmm rmmm rmmm rmmm rmmm oh and now decided to start parking on my GRASS VERGE, now on the road or on the concrete curb but right on my grass putting big holes in it which a neighbour used to do, so i must say he will be geting some selected words and i sure hope he doesnt reply with a smart ass or chavvish remark.

as the saynig goes "dont shit on your own doorstep"

[Tupps]

feed shit thru her letter box

[ShaneVtr]

Some relation to my gf lives in the same couldisac thing as her and all the cars are parked out front. anyway her kid gets a bike out of the car or something and drops it taking a chunk of paint under the rear passenger window. Alarm goes off and i go out.
I was polite asking whats happened and its nothing to do with them. I started raging as i wasnt getting anywhere and slipped an F word in somewhere, then her fat brother or w/e came out giving it large because im getting shouted at by his sister, claiming i drive too fast ect.

Anyhoo J turn with a middle finger infront of them FTW lol

[Karl]

All my neighbours are well alright,

except sometimes my nextdoor neighbour tends to start his stupidly loud 1275 Mini at 8 am on Sunday mornings. ><

[Robb]

my neighbours are heros aswell. proper alright. its wierd because you dont realise how important good neighbours are.

we did have this guy across the road from us who used to give it large towards my mum cause she parked on the road one time. so i went across (not giving it large) but just for a chat, saying its not particularly cool to be having a go at women. think he was a bit shocked but nothing was said again, hes now moved, think his mrs left him tbh. loser.

[Karl]

hehe,
quality.
My road about 3 years ago used to rock,
sunny days all the neighbours would be out on someones lawn getting mashed most weekends.
Was sh*t hot to be fair.

[Scattle]

just moan and go round every time you hear noise.

[R4T]

babys wake up every 4hours for the first year or so,so why is she complaining about a little bit of fcuking noise,she will be complaining about the wind next!!!!!

[JimoVTR]

Just bang her.... that'll stop her for 10seconds

[Raz]

My neighbours are cool, havnt complained, usually put my music on in my romm pretty loud on a Sat and Sun, but only after like 12, cos im in bed before then!! None of them have complained about anything that has happend, if there was anything that happend.

Everytime we see them, its ''hi, hows things? everything good'' etc etc

[Raz]

thats 12 Mid-day people before the sarcastic comments come!! :y:

[JimoVTR]

thats 12 Mid-day people before the sarcastic comments come!! :y:

Well duh!!! :p

[Raz]

Well duh!!! :p

hahaha knew it wouldnt be long :p :P

[Dan]

My neighbours are all ok, next door to the left dont like the noise the car exhausts make but never had any complaints from them.

[VTR_Nick]

Night before Christmas eve alst year i ulmost had a fight with one of my neighbors because i parked outside his house(last place in the screen) + he has only 1 car and a drive way lol
Basically he came out and said move your car, i said why he said caus i don't want u parked there. long story short dad had to come out and police where called because he said i wasn't walking away from my car before i had moved it. and to be fair i didn't want to have to fight my way to my house through a neighbor.
Police came and he gone done for some sort of assault so your neighbors aren’t that bad mate lol

[hellonpluto]

Have lots of LOUD sex against the ajoining wall!! That should shut her up.

or generally tell her to piss off and mind their own business as long as you're not too loud like banging music out at all hours you'll be ok!

[JimoVTR]

My next door neighbours are old.... and lets just say - i didnt think old people screamed like some of the birds iv known.



Make matters worse its the grandarents of a girl i know.... i rip it into everytime i see her... haha

[Ant_Jackson]

My Mrs, Jak sprayed the hose pipe through next doors bedroom window last week

We live in a detatched house but mummy and daddy were away next door, their son was having a party and playing bang bang music at midnight:n:

Our Lily couldn't get to sleep, she's just 4

Jak did shout at first but they couldn't hear her as the music was so loud, so out came the hose pipe:panic:

They soon came to the window, wondering what the fcuk was going on

tbf they were o.k and turned it down straight away but I did give Jak a bollocking and say you might have been better knocking on the front door first

PMSL though, it was quite funny