Old jezzas does it again!!

[CloVis]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2007/09/28/jeremy-kyle-court-ban-89520-19861235/

hehe

Bless.... explain, does this mean one show has been banned, or the one programme

[Karl]

programme i reckon

[betty02]

wooot cant beat JK, he's ace, propa good with younger people but gutted i missed the headbutt one :(

Hope he aint getting stopped!

[Chris]

Thought you was on about Clarkson then... I thought 'Noooooooooooooooooooooooo'

Chris :)

[TU-Tuning]

Those shows are so lame. Every one ive seen is some fat slag from the estate gettin pissed off cus her mum slept with her bf and her dads a drunk who likes to cross dress. And theyre always chavs

[Robb]

JK = my idol.

[Baz]

Bah J kyle is an arse anyway, hope he and his program goes down! along with springer, trisha etc

[Karl]

Ben_Saxo the car in your avatar needs headlight clips.

[TU-Tuning]

lol its got them now. Just the rest of the car thats fallin apart

[djrem]

have you played the jeremy kyle drinking game?

[Danr]

I went to school with a girl who's sister had to go to the Jeremy Kyle boot camp. Embarrasing for them tbh.

[Clouds_mate]

Watched it this morning.

FATTY WANT ANOTHER CREAM CAKE.

[TU-Tuning]

Wasnt he an unemployed bum before this show?

[craig180]

I was forced into watching this shite t'other day when I was off work ill. Would rather have suffered all day in the office tbh.

They should ban this daytime crap and more of the dole scrotes will go out and get jobs

[Karl]

Jeremy Kyle is a reason to go to work, not stay in.

[Robb]

all that link says it that jeremy kyle wont be shown in the TVs at the court 'complex' thing. thats all wont effecting when its on for the public. i think?

[Clouds_mate]

i love him. It pure comedy. Iv even (this morning) sky+ and series linked the show.

ROCK ON JEZZA

[Amiee]

Lol had to watch it at me mates yday... always the same type of people on there tbh

[djrem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8UaSDrTUQ

heres the rules of the drinking game:


But if ever your bored, and laughing at the proles isn't entertaining you as much as it used to, we invented the Jeremy Kyle drinking game (except we never actually played this – even saying the word "drink" was enough to send String from the room being sick) get yourself a big jug of beer and drink if-

* Someone says "at the end of the day" to lend authority to some nonsense opinion.

* Jeremy Kyle raises his voice at the end of a sentence just to make thE CROWD APPLUDE!

* He stares directly into the camera with his weird starey eyes

* Jeremy sits on the edge of the stage in a faux concerned manner

* Whenever a guest is so ugly, in Victorian days they would have lived in a circus eating fish heads

* Someone has a swallow tattoo (drink twice if it's on their neck)

* Someone has really bad teeth

* Someone is wearing Elizabeth Duke jewellery

* Chug the whole thing if someone has got all three of the above

* A guest comes on and moves his/her chair away from someone else in a clumsy visual way of registering their distaste

* A guest storms off

* Jeremy follows them

* Jeremy says one of the following "think of the children" (or somesuch) "bang your heads together" or "national television"

[craig180]

i love him. It pure comedy. Iv even (this morning) sky+ and series linked the show.

ROCK ON JEZZA

I used to respect you............

[Karl]

lol @ djrems list

[MaRiO89]

Jeremy Kyle is a legend..

[MaRiO89]

Although i like the show, i do find the piss takes of it funny..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI

[MaRiO89]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1maFMS2_s7E

There's another one..:P

[djrem]

http://www.forumspile.com/Cliche-Kitten_(Double_post).jpg


Still i love jeremy kyle.

who wants to be my disfunctional bf so we can go on the show?

[CloVis]

Oh my.. im bored. When i was outta work i watched JK everyday. Shows a bit of entertainment, just like to see what kind of people we have in britain.
Other than that i hate JK. as in the person

[djrem]

Oh my.. im bored. When i was outta work i watched JK everyday. Shows a bit of entertainment, just like to see what kind of people we have in britain.
Other than that i hate JK. as in the person

didnt you have a boyfriend that had a gun and went to prison?

sure that wasnt ment to be:
Oh my.. im bored. When i was outta work, i went on JK everyday. Showed em a bit of entertainment, just like to show what kind of people we have in britain.
Other than that i lust JK. as in his penis


damn i rock.
Rep me moaner :)

[MaRiO89]

Sorry Rem..:oops:

Wont happen again..:P

I rekon JK is uber cool, i share alot of similar opinions! He's on ITV2 now until like 4pm..Woo!!

[CloVis]

didnt you have a boyfriend that had a gun and went to prison?

sure that wasnt ment to be:



damn i rock.
Rep me moaner :)

Your amazing, thats exactly what i meant.

bad rep'd

[djrem]

Your amazing, thats exactly what i meant.

bad rep'd

oh no!

im crying with laughter.

[Jamie]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e3geRuw4GF8

[CloVis]

oh no!

im crying with laughter.

Im jking so keep ur knickers on m8y lol

[JoeFurio]

Thought you was on about Clarkson then... I thought 'Noooooooooooooooooooooooo'

Chris :)


same here

JK is a legend tho, that programe is ace

[Jacko]

jeremy kyle is a cunt. only bums whatch his show.

[djrem]

Im jking so keep ur knickers on m8y lol

Well you wanted me wearing them.
that mean i can keep them?

oh cheers Clo :)