pub conversations.....

[R4T]

any1 ever had just the most crazy of conversations in the pub with your mates???

me n my mates all out at the weekend ended up talking about where in france were saxo's made,the argument is still open to sensible suggestions haha,1mate suggested saxo's should have been made with the flycatcher kit and 18s as standard..........he nearly got his head flushed down the toilet:homme:

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[AdamW]

Whats said in the pub, stays in the pub.....

[rockerlad]

well i did have a convo last weekend about why oranges are orange.......cant remember where it ended up tho

[Clouds_mate]

my friends dont really like cars. Pub convoy usually is along the lines of, football, beer, football, drugs and thats about it.

[R4T]

Whats said in the pub, stays in the pub.....


haha had a few dodgy convo's like that

[Saxo-Will]

The weirdest convo i had wasnt at the pub but was in maccy d's. we were all trying to work out how much money maccy d's waste putting gerkins into their burgers. was funny cos one of the workers was trying to help us, sayin how much a crate of gerkins was lol. cant remember the final outcome but was into the millions lol.

[AdamW]

The weirdest convo i had wasnt at the pub but was in maccy d's. we were all trying to work out how much money maccy d's waste putting gerkins into their burgers. was funny cos one of the workers was trying to help us, sayin how much a crate of gerkins was lol. cant remember the final outcome but was into the millions lol.

But they make it back by making you eat out of plastic containers and making there burgers out of cows udders

[Saxo-Will]

But they make it back by making you eat out of plastic containers and making there burgers out of cows udders

Yea spose, but was a gd waste of 30 mins :)

[Jacko]

it really does always end up on football ,drink or drugs....and if your actually on both..then it usually means your talking absolute cod shit to the person closest. great times.

[CampDavid]

Last good one I can remember between me and Gab was "how much would you need to stay in the pub all year round"
We reconed on about £20k or something, excluding the vital BUPA cover.

Most of the time it's "have you seen how much you can buy a Alfa 166, BMW 530i M sport, old school M5, Porsche Boxster etc for. I then get told to shut up

[Chris]

None of my mates are in to cars.... so it's normally about our behavior last time we was out, football, beer, women, food and then ends up in the usual "I f**king love you Man!!!!!".

Chris :)

[Jacko]

i have a gay mate...who is one of them drunks who says i love you...he has been punched by all his close mates on numerous occasions for that..funny though.

[Danhunt]

Had a really strange convo with one of my college tutors on friday night. He was basically saying that everyone in my class were dicks, and i was the only person he liked.

he obv just wanted some bum love

[Leo]

first rule about pub talk. dont talk about pub talk.

[saxodan]

my friends dont really like cars. Pub convoy usually is along the lines of, football, beer, football, drugs and thats about it.

same back home lol

although uni pub chat is diffrent ...

"what pint can i get for 8 buttons and a chewit"
"can i use my NUS to get discount"
"im so poor"
"wheres the best place for a night out in leeds"

gay as fuck

[CloVis]

Does it make me weird that when i go to the pub i talk about the same things as when im not in a pub?

Apart from when very drunk - normally men, old times, other girls, and er.. yeh thats about it!! Oh and plans for the future.

[Lee_P]

talking about the future is to serious for pub talk

[AdamW]

Most people talk shit in the pub......literally....lie lies lies.....

[CloVis]

Adam - chip on ur back?

This place is borin me today, im finding it more fun to work.

[saxodan]

Adam - chip on ur back?

This place is borin me today, im finding it more fun to work.

nah he would of eaten it by now fat bastard

love these lazy mondays

[AdamW]

Adam - chip on ur back?

This place is borin me today, im finding it more fun to work.

Dont you mean chip on your shoulder.........

[Clouds_mate]

LMAO....

[jaybiss]

hahaha

avram grant, peadophile or not...

[AdamW]

Deffo peado......

[Pete_uk]

hahaha

avram grant, peadophile or not...

LOL!! Avram Grant looks just like eagle off the muppets! google search it:P

[CloVis]

hehe, i did warn you all. Never mind, braincells pheehh who needs em.

[JoeFurio]

i had a huge argument in the pub with my mates once about wether a cars top speed would be changed if you made it lighter.. i said the only thing that can alter top speed is gearing and wheel size and tyre profile as long as the cars powerfull enough to reach the rev limmiter

i had to make a thead on ssc the next day to prove to myself i was right, which i was. oh yeah :afro:

[Lee_P]

our pub talk is normal but always ends up in a slurry mess with a detailed discussion into the randomness

like the effects of a crisp hitting you from the top of the flats etc

[LittleDude101]

Had a really strange convo with one of my college tutors on friday night. He was basically saying that everyone in my class were dicks, and i was the only person he liked.

he obv just wanted some bum love

did his charm win?

my pub talk usually consists of cars, women, work, maybe football... and so on... as we get more pissed we talk more about old times... how I miss those days :drink:

[gregory87]

One of my mates has a habit of springing up questions such as "what would you rather have, a bionic arm or a bionic leg?"

and "would you rather have the power to be invisible or fly?"

the list goes on and on........hes wasted so much of our lives! lol

[LittleDude101]

One of my mates has a habit of springing up questions such as "what would you rather have, a bionic arm or a bionic leg?"

and "would you rather have the power to be invisible or fly?"

the list goes on and on........hes wasted so much of our lives! lol

sounds cool tbh

[kc51]

as people have said


"whats said in the pub, stays in the pub" Pub Club Should not be spoken about as we all usually are drunken bums at the end of the night and speak utter bolloks!!!