After a night out...

[CloVis]

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Is it just me that realises the next day that I have a million scratches, bruises, and giant blisters on me??
Then leave it another day and I ache all over lol - must be that hardcore dancing.
I dont drink very often, but when i do, i get drunk really easily!!bad...

Does this happen to anyone else??

Sorry another day another rubbish thread.

[AdamW]

I dont dance.........Only black or gay men can dance.......fact

[Lee_P]

i think its a women thing with shoes etc the only time we get bruised is when we fight

[saxodan]

bruised
smelling of smoke
blunt burns on new shirt
sick on shoes
general kebab and piss smelling hair

thats about all

[CloVis]

No i dont mean just dancing, cos i cant remember dancing at all Fri night, not that i can remember much...
But i reckon its walls and stuff that catch me out lol!

I have a weird blister thing on my stomach, two giant blisters on my feet, and there masssssive, cain. erm.. scratch on my arm, bruise on my finger, and my legs hurt.
lol .. no sick was involved though!! :)

[Lee_P]

I dont dance.........Only black or gay men can dance.......fact


only true when we are all sober when im drunk very drunk i do dance best way to pull:y:

[Robb]

bought some new smart shoes on saturday. were ruined by about 3.00AM sunday morning.

they were used as football boots at one stage.

think i need some new ones, serious.

[AdamW]

If your black and gay........you learnt to dance before you walked.

I usually get home and fall aslpeep with all my clothes on......

[Danhunt]

i woke up in a gas filled house.
someone forgot to turn off the cooker

[Lee_P]

If your black and gay........you learnt to dance before you walked.

I usually get home and fall aslpeep with all my clothes on......

thats true soo anoying

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

only true when we are all sober when im drunk very drunk i do dance best way to pull:y:

Hes right! dancing = Lots of drunk girls

not that they need to be drunk obviously, helps if you are though

[saxodan]

haha sleeping with clothes on

standard

yes robb happens all the time

you go out so carefull... then after a few beers you dont care..

same with money

"i will only spend £30"

few pints later...

"fuck it lets withdraw this months wages and go mental"

[CloVis]

bought some new smart shoes on saturday. were ruined by about 3.00AM sunday morning.

they were used as football boots at one stage.

think i need some new ones, serious.

Yeh.. lol..maybe not the best idea..

LOL... I honistly cant remember much on Fri night, apparently I was talking to a teacher at my old school, and she was saying how it has inproved and all i was saying is - that schools Sh*t, lol. Whoops.

Then i started shouting at random girls, i dont know what happened to me, normally im quiet!! I was chatting to my BFs mate all night, and i realised the next day i was being one of them annoying GFs that stalk there mates, lol.
Never mind, he did tell my mate i was a mess and shaking. lol hense my siggy!!:)

[AdamW]

I think I told Robb a while back......I woke up with my jeans on back to front and the zip undone.....I was clearly raped

[saxodan]

Yeh.. lol..maybe not the best idea..

LOL... I honistly cant remember much on Fri night, apparently I was talking to a teacher at my old school, and she was saying how it has inproved and all i was saying is - that schools Sh*t, lol. Whoops.

met one of my college lectures in town once

he bought me a pint then had some of my cigar...

thats the story really

[Robb]

haha sleeping with clothes on

standard

yes robb happens all the time

you go out so carefull... then after a few beers you dont care..

same with money

"i will only spend £30"

few pints later...

"fuck it lets withdraw this months wages and go mental"

why does it always seem such a good idea at the time? it ALWAYS happens. go to a cash point 2/3 times a night most nights.


shoes did well to be fair, were used as football boots, as i got dropped off grabbed football out mates boot. were used for a spot of hedge jumping and sign kicking over, and also mashed a few snails.

[CloVis]

met one of my college lectures in town once

he bought me a pint then had some of my cigar...

thats the story really

ur funny... not


Well i never take my bank card out, normally because i dont have any money, but if i did id go very overdrawn.
So its just me thats in pain then?

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

Every time promising yourself to make it last the night...

[saxodan]

ur funny... not


Well i never take my bank card out, normally because i dont have any money, but if i did id go very overdrawn.
So its just me thats in pain then?

yep pretty much

i come back with the odd bruise or traffic sign

but thats as far as i go

[Ruddy]

I got a DJ to shout out "WHERES SAXODAN" in Leeds on friday TBH. Gods honest actual truth......

No reply.

[AdamW]

And you wake up and think...."Oooooooo thats me staying in for a bit now"

Then you go out that afternoon and end up falling asleep in taxi on way home.....while taxi driver nudges your head off his shoulder

[CloVis]

Oh and all these weird things have come up on my face, well u cant see em but they feel like a rash lol..Really painting a picture here..

Going to the Docs tomora, there prob make a report to the police that ive been abused lol..what a shameful mess i really am.

[saxodan]

I got a DJ to shout out "WHERES SAXODAN" in Leeds on friday TBH. Gods honest actual truth......

No reply.

lmao

where did you go?

I was in union, fuck playing leeds prices on a sat night

of to the next gatecrasher though ;)

and should be out wed night in tiger tiger

[Robb]

I got a DJ to shout out "WHERES SAXODAN" in Leeds on friday TBH. Gods honest actual truth......

No reply.

Daniel Butt would have been funnier.

but faaaaairplay.

[CloVis]

Is everyone half asleep today, i make a thread to make ppl giggle,and remember there drunken nights.. and its still as dead as a er... donkey that tripped and landed on a stick that went up its nose.

[Mystic]

On a few occasions iv woke up in a bit of a mess, my gf frequently falls over when shes drunk though & shes petite so i dont take much to get her drunk ;)

Shes had some really horrible cuts n bruises though & wrecked a hell of alot of shoes/clothing on the first night its been worn :sad:

[Clouds_mate]

Daniel Butt would have been funnier.

but faaaaairplay.

dont say his full name on the forum. he crys and sends you a snotty PM.

[CloVis]

On a few occasions iv woke up in a bit of a mess, my gf frequently falls over when shes drunk though & shes petite so i dont take much to get her drunk ;)

Shes had some really horrible cuts n bruises though & wrecked a hell of alot of shoes/clothing on the first night its been worn :sad:

hehe yeh yu should see the state of my shoes.. there dead, only wore them that once. Too big anyway.

Oh well...

[CloVis]

Daniel Butt

[saxodan]

i dont mind

all im sayying it thers no need

because then people take it to far

cause ther are some cunts on here

[Clouds_mate]

dont cry.

[CloVis]

i dont mind

all im sayying it thers no need

because then people take it to far

cause ther are some cunts on here




Language!!

[Robb]

i dont mind

all im sayying it thers no need

because then people take it to far

cause ther are some cunts on here

am i one of them?

actually i think i was top of your 'good list' IIRC

[Danhunt]

Ruined a brand new shirt once, necking 10 pints in an hour is not a wise idea :n:

[saxodan]

not saying that

its just it will escalate, e.g trying to get one up on each other

its how this place works

e.g. he posts my name

ill put his nnumber

address... etc etc

[Danhunt]

i dont mind

all im sayying it thers no need

because then people take it to far

cause ther are some cunts on here

Dont worry mate, mines dan hunt cunt

[Ruddy]

Daniel Butt Munch

[bullit]

i have a few bottles on my head and knife wounds, thats the norm though

[saxodan]

im not worried lol

just syaing

[Clouds_mate]

i think your looking into it a bit too far.

[Robb]

on saturday i was ridiculously drunk, there was these two fit birds i know from around town, but not well. anyway they said hi and to avoid saying something stupid in my drunken state i said hi and walked straight off, then spent most the night avoiding them for the same reasons. now i feel and look stupid.

[R4T]

nice thread clo

[CloVis]

Yeh my surnames shit. I mean com'on lol...

RAT, thanks.. ??

[R4T]

Yeh my surnames shit. I mean com'on lol...

RAT, thanks.. ??

this is interesting this thread

[David]

Yeh my surnames shit. I mean com'on lol...



what is it...? couldnt find it on the thread...

[CloVis]

this is interesting this thread

lol thanks... Makes a change i guess.

Theres been nothing going on in here today.so do you have any bruises from your weekend out???;)

[CloVis]

what is it...? couldnt find it on the thread...

I just told u.

Shit.

[R4T]

lol thanks... Makes a change i guess.

Theres been nothing going on in here today.so do you have any bruises from your weekend out???;)

no but she dug her nails in my back haha

[Gazzza]

clo... i think ur moaning again.......

btw i just get pissed and find cuts on my hands thats about it... with a splitting head ache...

some random mornings i have constriction marks round my neck?

[Lee_P]

clo... i think ur moaning again.......

btw i just get pissed and find cuts on my hands thats about it... with a splitting head ache...

some random mornings i have constriction marks round my neck?

gaz you must be into dominatrix when your drunk

[JimoVTR]

OKKKKKKKK Gaz - your offically wierd.

Now comes my storey.

Woke up on a sunday - 3hours after getting in and also an hour late for work!
Had to tidy up the back garden.
My clothes - everything from jeans to socks.
Sick - :panic:
Tissue - :panic:

and thats all i think... was still pissed when i got to work!

[Adum]

i love gettin inebriated! did anyone used to bush dive?! (not the rude kind)

[JimoVTR]

Bush Diving FTW


I was 10

and the classic cherry knocking too

[Adum]

Oh i was 18...19..now. lol

only when im drunk of course.

I jumped into a thorn bush once and my legs got caught on a fence so i was stuck for a good twenty minues as my mates didnt feel the need to help me. lol

[Lee_P]

oooo bush diving that was funny as

me mam used to kill me tho ruined me clolthes !!!!

[JoeFurio]

i got a new number in my phone last night :)



unfortunately it was only a lad i went to school withs

[RPWALSH]

i think its a women thing with shoes etc the only time we get bruised is when we fight

DEFINETLY A WOMEN THING.NO PAIN NO GAME!!!

[Gazzza]

i got a new number in my phone last night :)



unfortunately it was only a lad i went to school withs

hahaaha naee luck :P

[RPWALSH]

Jus A Sign Of A Gud Night Out,without The Blisters Tho.no Pain No Game Darlin...

[Kelly]

I usually get so drunk I dance real dirty, feel a bit sick so drink A water, carry on drinking, get a pizza, fall over on the way home, go to bed extremely drunk and wake up thinking i'll never drink again.

I can remember I came in from a night out and I was so drunk that when I got on the bed I fell straight off and got a massive bruise on my bum. Woke my mum up giggling my little heart out. Wasn't laughing the next day though :(

[laura_g]

i get plastered easy which is great coz i dont hav 2 spend much wahoo, my feet propa kil afta dancin, havent been able 2 drink alcohol, i used 2 binge abit n whenever i drink now my liver kills me its wel bad, so im only water for a while which sucks lol

[Gazzza]

wake up thinking i'll never drink again.

every 1 says this but they never stick to it ;)

[Davekelz]

Get plastered on the Magners, Voddy Redbulls and shots. Dance as if I'm JT. Try to make myself sick so I don't feel sick the next day. Sleep for whole of the next day.

Happy Days!

[LittleDude101]

Get plastered on the Magners, Voddy Redbulls and shots. Dance as if I'm JT. Try to make myself sick so I don't feel sick the next day. Sleep for whole of the next day.

Happy Days!

one of the girls i work with has a trick... She will have a shot of tequilla to make herself sick... apparently sobers up afterwards aswell

every 1 says this but they never stick to it ;)

I never say that... I dont like to lie :panic:

[Hannah]

I usually get so drunk I dance real dirty, feel a bit sick so drink A water, carry on drinking, get a pizza, fall over on the way home, go to bed extremely drunk and wake up thinking i'll never drink again.

I can remember I came in from a night out and I was so drunk that when I got on the bed I fell straight off and got a massive bruise on my bum. Woke my mum up giggling my little heart out. Wasn't laughing the next day though :(

You missed out being sick in front gardens and sayin you Love everyone ;) lol

[Amiee]

Dont usually get hangovers. only ever had 2 and one was after me 18th lol, but i do find im covered in brusies (probs from falling over) and really sore feet which sucks tbh

[Clouds_mate]

i used to have a switch that when iv had enough i stop. but recently thats gone. i find myself starting about 1 on a saturday and stumble home about 2-3am.

I normally wake up in sick. Few weekends ago i got carried home, cut my hand open and was sick into a £60 top. just threw it into the bin

[JimoVTR]

From page 2

not saying that

its just it will escalate, e.g trying to get one up on each other

its how this place works

e.g. he posts my name

ill put his nnumber

address... etc etc

I dont give my details to old men on the internet...

I think only one or two - possibly 3 or 4 have my number on here thats it.

[Harv]

yea happens to me sometimes. Will slightly remember how i got the bruise but not too well. Thing is it dosent hurt at the time - feels like your under local anaesthetic (sp?) or something. Vaguely remember standing on a road on friday night - mate was calling me as i was just standing there doing nothing (staring into space i guess). Next thing - off balance - start falling backwards, no hands were put out or anything to break the fall, head smacked the concrete like nothing i had ever done before. Its a long way down standing at 6ft 6 tbh :P. Surprised it didnt even hurt in the morning really. Mate said it was the worst sound ever - skull and concrete, what a sound!!!! :y: :y:

[bullit]

many nights i cant remember tbh. and many didnt find out what id been upto till weeks later.

[laura_g]

i get hangovers now never used 2 before but i enjoy geetin them its fun

[bullit]

i get plastered easy which is great coz i dont hav 2 spend much wahoo, my feet propa kil afta dancin, havent been able 2 drink alcohol, i used 2 binge abit n whenever i drink now my liver kills me its wel bad, so im only water for a while which sucks lol

liver kills, lol try drinking 50 pints every wkend

[Harv]

i used to have a switch that when iv had enough i stop. but recently thats gone. i find myself starting about 1 on a saturday and stumble home about 2-3am.

I normally wake up in sick. Few weekends ago i got carried home, cut my hand open and was sick into a £60 top. just threw it into the bin

sicks harmless mate. Chuck it in the washer straight away and its fine - may find that your throwing up in the morning from the smell though lol. Saves £60 though :P. Hate being sick when steamin. Its like sour sick - specially when it gets trapped up your nose. Never woke up in sick though - dread to think what thats like tbh. :y:

[bullit]

i used to have a switch that when iv had enough i stop. but recently thats gone. i find myself starting about 1 on a saturday and stumble home about 2-3am.

I normally wake up in sick. Few weekends ago i got carried home, cut my hand open and was sick into a £60 top. just threw it into the bin

i never had a switch. id always never feel drunk enough, then before you know your a zombie and dont know whats going on lol, thens theres all the drugs ;)

being sick lets you get back on it lol

[laura_g]

yea happens to me sometimes. Will slightly remember how i got the bruise but not too well. Thing is it dosent hurt at the time - feels like your under local anaesthetic (sp?) or something. Vaguely remember standing on a road on friday night - mate was calling me as i was just standing there doing nothing (staring into space i guess). Next thing - off balance - start falling backwards, no hands were put out or anything to break the fall, head smacked the concrete like nothing i had ever done before. Its a long way down standing at 6ft 6 tbh :P. Surprised it didnt even hurt in the morning really. Mate said it was the worst sound ever - skull and concrete, what a sound!!!! :y: :y: ow that makes me cringe just finkin of the noise bet u had the worst headache in man kind after

[Harv]

ow that makes me cringe just finkin of the noise bet u had the worst headache in man kind after

its really surprising though - i didnt feel a thing. Had a small bruise in the morning but nothing major. Didnt have a headache neither. Just remember my head twatting the road really, really, really hard - but didnt feel any pain LOL. Im glad i had alot to drink tbh then did it. If i was still relatively sober i would of probably cried lol.

[Clouds_mate]

haha tell me about it.

I go from 'i feel fine' to reaching for the stars...

Always the fact of, only spent £100 last night. then you realize the last trip to the back was for £20 but you actually took another £60 out lol/

I find if you mince about feel sorry forself you its worse. I went for a quick beer before mrs brother got married. They was 13 of in his local. We all bought a round each so had 13 pints in 2 hour. I got in the taxi, was spinning like fuck, got home and ruined my bed. Woke up in the morning to the mrs ringing me making sure i was up and didnt go out with the lads because i would be rough. Little did she know we all nailed the beer with her brother and was all rough as fuck. I told her i had a dodgy kebab when i got home and was ill 'only had 4-5 pints love was sober as a judge' haha. to this day she still doesnt kno why i was so ill haha

[JimoVTR]

I was wankered one night - fell asleep on the path on the way home.

4blokes woke me up, i gave them grief and they beat the shit out of me, and i asked them to carry on when they walked away.

If i was sober id have run like a girl.

Damn Vodka and Stella

[laura_g]

yea happens to me sometimes. Will slightly remember how i got the bruise but not too well. Thing is it dosent hurt at the time - feels like your under local anaesthetic (sp?) or something. Vaguely remember standing on a road on friday night - mate was calling me as i was just standing there doing nothing (staring into space i guess). Next thing - off balance - start falling backwards, no hands were put out or anything to break the fall, head smacked the concrete like nothing i had ever done before. Its a long way down standing at 6ft 6 tbh :P. Surprised it didnt even hurt in the morning really. Mate said it was the worst sound ever - skull and concrete, what a sound!!!! :y: :y: ow that makes me cringe just finkin of the noise bet u had the worst headache in man kind after

[Clouds_mate]

haha another story....

Was at my mates house all drinking outside in his garden all day saturday. I went home to jump in the bath and freshen up for the night in town. I got undressed jumped in the bath. Next thing i know its 2am im layed in the bath in freezing water in pitch black lol. Was the summer so i didnt use the light whe i got in the bath. My phone was upstairs in my room and my mother was on holiday.

Missed the night out haha

[Harv]

I was wankered one night - fell asleep on the path on the way home.

4blokes woke me up, i gave them grief and they beat the shit out of me, and i asked them to carry on when they walked away.

If i was sober id have run like a girl.

Damn Vodka and Stella

LOL....that sounds funny. Can just imagine it tbh. I once fell asleep on the side of a road (country lane). Woke up like 40mins later though when my mates came to find me. If my mates wernt around when these things happen to me. I probably would of died ages ago lol. Im only 17 aswell :panic: :panic:. Plenty of drinking time ahead of me tbh :y:.

EDIT: Lmao at Leckies story. Its amazing what happens after a few scoops tbh. LOL

[JimoVTR]

Leckie = Bathtime Legend! ;)

[laura_g]

liver kills, lol try drinking 50 pints every wkend i do lol just kiddin i hd 2 bottles of wine on friday nite n the pain was so bad on sat i cudnt go up twn i was not a happy bunny

[bullit]

i have to many storys to tell. been on the piss now for 10 years lol. and that 10 years ive honestly missed around 20 nights, prob not event that tbh

loads of naked storys and carnage to tell lol

[JimoVTR]

Sax-p X-Mas party.

Get more drunk than ever before!

[Harv]

i have to many storys to tell. been on the piss now for 10 years lol. and that 10 years ive honestly missed around 20 nights, prob not event that tbh

loads of naked storys and carnage to tell lol

lol....i've been on the piss for about 6-8 months now and had the best moments of my life by far tbh. Many memories that will stay with me for a long time. I remember once, walked into this pub, got a pint in, thought hang on its piss time. Walked into the bog, saw this man by the condom machine doin someting funny. Didnt think anything of it...went for a piss in the cubicle. Came out - washing my hands etc, man was trying to stick his cock in the condom vending machine. Was like WTF! - went out the bog laughing my head off. Fell on the floor laughing trying to tell my mates. They didnt believe me so they went in....asked him WTF he was doing....he turns round and says 'i want it to put a condom on my willy - but it just wont do it, i need it quick man'. Probably the most funniest thing ever tbh - still makes me LOL now when thinking about it lol.

ps. sorry about the essay :A:

[Clouds_mate]

They is a level to get pissed with internet friends and a totally different level to take it to mashedville with your mates lol.

[JimoVTR]

I go past both levels everytime

[bullit]

They is a level to get pissed with internet friends and a totally different level to take it to mashedville with your mates lol.

i wouldnt know ;)

liver salts ftw

[laura_g]

the 1st time i was out of it was on hol 2 costa brava wiv my pals, n it was there were i was introduced 2 apple shots remember chattin 2 this german chav then the next day i had the worst hangover pos, the room was spinnin in the morning stil n had 2 be up for 6 coz we were goin 2 barcelona i would of easily stayed round the hotel that day, i stil get ripped 4 it now wiv hw i was dancin lol

[Harv]

Lol Perno FTW!. Gets you absolutely recked on the night. Wake up sober, drink some water - pissed again for the rest of the day. Depends how much you drink though. Got pissed for 2 days off £25. Was cool :P

[Kelly]

Lol Perno FTW!. Gets you absolutely recked on the night. Wake up sober, drink some water - pissed again for the rest of the day. Depends how much you drink though. Got pissed for 2 days off £25. Was cool :P

That's such a myth... I've been drinking it for like 10 years and it's never happened to me. Yes, my liver is fooked cos I'm only 20 but when your parents let you enjoy a drink with dinner when your younger it rocks lol

After a night out my liver usually kills for about 2 days. At trax (jay will confirm) I was walking round complaining all day of my liver really hurting lol

Everyone I speak to and mention I drink pernod, their like 'Oh, I used to drink that ages ago but it's nasty stuff and I got so wrecked on it'.

No love its not nasty stuff and yes it gets you wrecked but isnt that the point of all alcohol?

Hannah, yeah I don't usually get that drunk.

Leckie, I have that switch but sometimes it's down to do i wanna stop or carry on. I usually have a water then carry on but then the water only combats the sick feeling (until the morning).