dadsayer's birthday...

[Barry123]

what the bollock do i buy him?

he'll be 70.

safe

bad rep for shitty answers

[AdamW]

A watch

[Scattle]

Watch?

[betty02]

slippers/watch :D

[Karl]

~ Watch is a good shout.

[Jacko]

lol @ watch answers...

maybe take him out to do something he likes....dont know your dad so suggestions i cannot give.

[Clone]

Bracelet, Watch, Whiskey?

[Barry123]

another stipulation...

I'm a student bum with no dosh...

[vidal]

My dad was 70 a few years ago, I got him a DAB radio. He loves cricket, but the only commentary is on the digital channels. Worth a punt.

V.

[Clouds_mate]

a packet of XXL ribbed comdoms.

[T4JEE]

nice single malt whiskey, glen morangie maybe

[Karl]

a packet of XXL ribbed comdoms.

lmfao.

[Barry123]

a packet of XXL ribbed comdoms.

dont make me dish out the red blobs of death.


hahah i laughed at 'red blobs'

[David]

another stipulation...

I'm a student bum with no dosh...

Go halves with your sister on something....?

[Quick]

Make him a card?

Get a big picture frame and put lots of family & friends type pics into it?

[Kelly]

What's your budget?

[James]

Life insurance.

[betty02]

tel him ur a student so couldnt afford much so get him a bottle of whisky, obviously and empty one, your a student cant go splashing out on things haha

othern thn, go halfs ;)

[leeroybrown]

Hot air ballon ride

[Barry123]

Go halves with your sister on something....?
worryingly, how do you know i have a sister dave...?

Make him a card?

Get a big picture frame and put lots of family & friends type pics into it? tempting... I've got some good nice shots of him from one of our holidays... nice one

What's your budget?
as little as possible - in a nice way


Life insurance.
did you put that because you knew I couldnt bad rep you?

[T4JEE]

Get him the local newspaper for the day of his birth and get it in presentation box, I know someone who done this and they loved it

[mrolinc]

whiskey drinker? glenmorangie 15 year old single rare malt is £15 down from £30 instore in ASDA.

it's the 15 year old version 43% opposed to 10 years and 40%, meant to be really good - apparently i've heard stories of people filling carts with the stuff.

(found on hotukdeals.com)

[flee123]

Life insurance.

lmao at cloud!:clapping:

Viagra? Crack pipe? No idea what your dad is into.

[AdamW]

Buy him an acre on the moon......I can remeber my mum bought me this for xmas a few years back.....worst present ever.

Thought that counts......she clearly put no thought into it.

[James]

did you put that because you knew I couldnt bad rep you?

Yep, life is great.

[Barry123]

no to whisky. dadsayer is not a whisky drinker.

[David]

worryingly, how do you know i have a sister dave...?



I remember the canadian photo's....

[flee123]

Bettabuy bitter? 4 for 98p or summit, should suit your price range ads..

[Barry123]

Bettabuy bitter? 4 for 98p or summit, should suit your price range ads..

cant bed rep you again...:n:

think a watch has promise...

[Clouds_mate]

because he can still smell her on his fingers :d



Sorry sorry :sad:

[Martinsaxo]

another stipulation...

I'm a student bum with no dosh...

Socks! ftw! they love socks :P

Martin.

[Barry123]

because he can still smell her on his fingers :d



Sorry sorry :sad:

C U N to the motherfucking T

cant bed rep you either.

[James]

because he can still smell her on his fingers :d



Sorry sorry :sad:

hahaha :clapping:

[leeroybrown]

Hot air ballon ride

[Japman]

what about a steam train ride

[James]

Hot air ballon ride

You said that twice now...

[David]

hahaha, red blob'd for remembering your sister!!

[Barry123]

Hot air ballon ride

he'd have a heart attack i think, otherwise a great idea.

twice as good as the first post you suggested.

hahaha, red blob'd for remembering your sister!!
you're not the only one rep'd man ;) :) im spreading it like a fever :)

[leeroybrown]

3rd time lucky

Hot air ballon ride

[rushy_23]

Your Dad looks famous in the last pics I saw of him!

Get him a premium membership.

[Lee_P]

well whats is he into hobbies etc?

[Japman]

steam train ride 2nd time

[JackoSaxAppeal]

Deleted account

[AdamW]

I win.....because I said watch first.....

[flee123]

because he can still smell her on his fingers :d



Sorry sorry :sad:

PMSL:y:

[Jacko]

ask him what he wants?

[Tupps]

Hot air balloon ride?

[David]

steam train ride 2nd time

orient express ftw...

[Japman]

yes spot on pal

my dad got it for my gran parents,they loved it

What about a stripper ad?

[Japman]

Hot air balloon ride?


keep up tupps already been sujested :P

[James]

orient express ftw...

Thinking more hogwarts myself.

[Tupps]

Gav.....Honestly?!?!?

think i was spamming or something

+1 Post

[Japman]

opps sorry tupps
im catching you tupps

[Quick]

http://www.dgreetings.com/birthday/70th-birthday-gift-idea.html

[CloVis]

a card
a meal
a trip to the zoo
some fun father and son pub time
Strip club
poker
holiday
a remote control car
his fav film
something to do with his hobbie.

Would carry on, but im too tired to post today.

[JoeFurio]

give him your time.

ie miss some lectures and get him to take you out for a family meal or something.

[David]

a meal


cook it yourself... that'd be pretty cheap....

[AdamW]

Cant wait to get a remote control car when im 70....

Age 70..... mind of an 8yr old schoolboy

[CloVis]

Cant wait to get a remote control car when im 70....

Age 70..... mind of an 8yr old schoolboy

Thats men for you

[Jacko]

Thats men for you

harsh clo...

[betty02]

get him to come on a night out with all the sax-p lads :D

[xsmile_be_happyx]

Ads what is he into?

I bought a 70 birthday present recently, we took them out for a meal, bought them some thortons chocolate because he liked it, and got him a round at a golf club that he wanted to play

[CloVis]

counting in the bad reps. lol no you know what i mean, My dad brought one a few yrs back..
But then he does own millions of lambrettas, and is just about to buy a BMW cruise motorbike

[James]

Above the belt that one tbh

[Tupps]

How about a night with Clo?

[CloVis]

How about a night with Clo?

How about NO,
no offence dadsayer...im sure your lovely xx

[Tupps]

Night with Hannah.....She's fitter anyway

[Jacko]

Night with Hannah.....She's fitter anyway

OUCH!!

[CloVis]

have you asked hannah then?
No ouch for me, not in the mood.

[Jacko]

what use is a woman who isnt in the mood.....








jokes!

[Barry123]

clo thanks for the offer. but my father is happily married :)

my dad is a bit useless for hobbies and stuff... might get him some car cleaning stuff. :err:

god im shit at this.

[CloVis]

Think your find that Tupps offered Hannah.

Does your dad like cars, or is that just something you need?lol

[betty02]

Clo ftw :D

[Barry123]

Does your dad like cars, or is that just something you need?lol

busted. hahaha
erm ok... something my dad actually needs.... :detective:

I want to thank everyone for their inputs so far (exception to those i bad rep'd)

[Jacko]

seriously dude...ask him what he would like...this way you cant fuck it up...and i doubt he will ask you to break the already broken bank...

[AdamW]

A massive family potrait

[Scattle]

track day for your dad.

[Viper]

how about a duck? or maybe a more suitable pet.

if he's retired, could always take the piss and get him a job seekers booklet thingy!

i know how you feel with this sayer. my dad is a boring bugger, no hobbies or anything like that. has always been work first for him, so hes not really arsed. so he always suffices with chocolate.

how about going to thorntons and getting them to make him a big chocolate thingy in ze number 70

or maybe some kind of driving experience day?

[CloVis]

for you to tell him how much you love and appreciate him

[Barry123]

how about a duck? or maybe a more suitable pet.

if he's retired, could always take the piss and get him a job seekers booklet thingy!

i know how you feel with this sayer. my dad is a boring bugger, no hobbies or anything like that. has always been work first for him, so hes not really arsed. so he always suffices with chocolate.

how about going to thorntons and getting them to make him a big chocolate thingy in ze number 70

or maybe some kind of driving experience day?

sounds exactly the same as my father...

for you to tell him how much you love and appreciate him
I do anyway :)

[Jacko]

sounds exactly the same as my father...


I do anyway :)

i wish you were my son.

[Tupps]

Family portrait is a decent shout

What about a weekend away with the wifey

[Barry123]

Family portrait is a decent shout

What about a weekend away with the wifey

they bog off on holiday enough as it is + i cant afford that.

[Viper]

how would ads going off on holiday with his mum be a good pressie for his dad?

surely it would make him jealous...

[Tupps]

Jaguar aftershave - 20p from savers

[Clone]

A nice sweatshirt and a card?
A good dvd is always a winner, 300 is just out on dvd :)
Trip to the cinema, you pay for popcorn :) Leckie said war is a good film.
All go bowling or something?
Hot air ballon ride?

lol please don't bad rep for the last one.

[Graeme]

i always get my dad a jumper or a cd lol

just ask him ads cant go wrong then!

[David]

Or! Ask your mum what he would want...? Surely she'd know?

[Tupps]

Jaguar aftershave - 20p from savers

PMSL @ the bad rep i recieved

ahahaahahahaha!

[Viper]

haha, i dont get bad rep from sayer, he loves me :) the fag

[Saxo-Will]

is he a smoker? if so cud get him some cigars or something... or a new tobacco tin? other then tht i dont know. My dads happy with a dvd of old comedys like dads army and some vodka :D

[Chuffy]

70 eh? .... Yello!

Pipe?

[Wayne]

a watch:y:

[Payney]

A smartie, one biscuit, and half a cup of tea.


If not, then maybe a Jack Daniels set or something... If he drinks?

Or

Clothes.(Socks\Pants too.)

[mattyt]

i reckon a saucy weekend for you and your dad is in order lol hear slovenias good at this time of year

[R4T]

buy him a saxo....