Little B*stard

[JimoVTR]

As you all can remember...wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back yesterday, I moaned about my new job.

I actually enjoyed myself today as I know what im doing. and theres a lot of fit polish birds

So i WAS happy.

Came home and I have 22 infections on my computer.
Looked at todays history and PORN

My little brothers off school atm, so its definatly him.
I went mad at him and said I wont say anythin to mum or dad if he actually admitted it.

"I never" then he didnt talk to me... so he batently has.
I hate liers. I Have a 11inch nob, around
So icalled Mum and dad at work, and told them... i cant wait till they come home!

[AdamW]

Wrong section....

I love porn.....you have shopped in your brother harsh.....brothers code

[JimoVTR]

Well he shouldnt have lied....
he could have just watched my DVD'sssss


Yes i know its the wrong section.. have asked scott to move it

[AdamW]

He was clearly embarrased.....

Have you been looking on Anal virgins.com...

errrrrrrrr no

[Quick]

Was he spanking the monkey at your computer????????eeeeeekkkk!

[Agent-VIP]

Your brothers *woof* all over your mouse, with little *meows* in your keyboard.. tasty.

[Raz]

hahaha classic, same happened to my colleague, he said his sis was watching it when he was at footie ahahahaha

[Viper]

im with adam on this one jim lad. bit of a harsh thing to do. maybe if he had got your keyboard all sticky....

but just for having a good look at some lasses (or lads?) just have a word with him, and say.. "look, i have thousands of DVDs, use them!"

[Karl]

Porn, its the internets sole purpose.

[kristel10589]

My bro did the same thing LOL My parents went mad when i told them and they took away his computer for a week!!! LMAO

[rockerlad]

As you all can remember...wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back yesterday, I moaned about my new job.

I actually enjoyed myself today as I know what im doing. and theres a lot of fit polish birds

So i WAS happy.

Came home and I have 22 infections on my computer.
Looked at todays history and PORN

My little brothers off school atm, so its definatly him.
I went mad at him and said I wont say anythin to mum or dad if he actually admitted it.

"I never" then he didnt talk to me... so he batently has.
I hate liers. I Have a 11inch nob, around
So icalled Mum and dad at work, and told them... i cant wait till they come home!


You Grass

[JimoVTR]

But my bloody computer... i would have let himoff if he didnt lie!

I cant stand liers.... so im making mum and dad pay for it via his pocket money.

I go on safe pornsites. i.e. deviantclip.com

[Karl]

Pay for what?

[Robb]

older brothers.

how else do young kids get porn.

i remember cutting out pics from my brothers FHMs in year 3. he would just have holes in the pages.

and if i had a little brother i would do the same for him. (let him blag my old mags)

[JimoVTR]

antivirus.... or a new computer :P

[Viper]

jim, you should write your bro a list of safe sites he cna use!!

[JimoVTR]

Honestly... I like porn.... but that many in one day!!!

including sexgames, roughteensex, xxxgames, young-bang

thats just 1% of my history

[Kelly]

If there's a such thing as a 'brothers code' then the same doesn't apply for sisters.

My sister's 8 years older than me and she came home one night boyfriend dropped her off and they were sat in the car just outside the house kissing and the next thing I know their getting it on RIGHT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. Then I called my mum going 'Mum, mum she's doing rudies outside with Paul'. Underage, busted tbh

[Karl]

Jimo, you can just download AVG for free.

[Tupps]

Your brother spent all day wanking in your computer chair

pwned

[Nick_T]

your parents probably know whats going on anyway mate, they arent that silly. your dad was young once :P

[Kelly]

Your brother spent all day wanking in your computer chair

pwned

Now if it were me I'd get out the old black light and rub his bloody nose in it ;)

[Saxo-Will]

tbh will teach you for leaving you pc on and not have p/w protection!

[Tupps]

Now if it were me I'd get out the old black light and rub his bloody nose in it ;)

I'd shit on his pillow

[bristol_stevie]

brothers code


just give him a slapping lol

[frankie]

i dont have a brother.....so dont have to worry about the porno stash.

although the missis found it, she werent happy.

so we made are own.....now on the internet sumwhere.

[bristol_stevie]

i dont have a brother.....so dont have to worry about the porno stash.

although the missis found it, she werent happy.

so we made are own.....now on the internet sumwhere.


lol

my misses said the same

[JimoVTR]

tbh will teach you for leaving you pc on and not have p/w protection!


took it off for him cos he got a new game!

[Tupps]

took it off for him cos he got a new game!

He discovered masturbation

[liamk15]

could of been worse,he could of jacked off into one of your socks aswel.

[Tupps]

Maybe he has....

[frankie]

could of been worse,he could of jacked off into one of your socks aswel.

he has style.

wanking into your brothers socks, great way to get revenage.

[bristol_stevie]

lol thats a good idea

[James]

His sweaty arse has been all over your chair.. pants round his ankles danger wanking with the curtains open.

[Raz]

Dont have a brother, so that plan has gone out of the window. Shit in his pillow, when he goes sleep, he smell shit and wont know where it is coming from :y:

[JimoVTR]

Ill just break his other fucking wrist....

he broke his wrist cos he jumped off a massive facory roof!

[Tupps]

Ill just break his other fucking wrist....

he broke his wrist cos i pushed him off a massive factory roof!

No wonder he wanked in your seat!

[JimoVTR]

i know i know... m fault really!

[Barry123]

If there's a such thing as a 'brothers code' then the same doesn't apply for sisters.

My sister's 8 years older than me and she came home one night boyfriend dropped her off and they were sat in the car just outside the house kissing and the next thing I know their getting it on RIGHT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. Then I called my mum going 'Mum, mum she's doing rudies outside with Paul'. Underage, busted tbh

kelly that is funking legendary! hahaha

[Tupps]

Did your rents go pop a cap in his ass?

[Scattle]

lol brilliant, poor sod.

[xsmile_be_happyx]

haha your evil jimo :P

quite right though, my bro was home once and used the home pc to watch porn, my dad found it, was raging and my bro said "oh it was cheryl, shes into lesbian action"

Hes not allowed to use our pc anymore lol

[Dan]

Bit harsh, but fair play to the lad I would have probably done the same at his age.

[JimoVTR]

WTF - everyone sticking up for him!

I HAVE A VIRUS>>> BE SYMPATHETIC TO ME

[Raz]

*All together now......aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww*

Whats up with ya Jimo? Got flu?

Collegue gave me this really bad cough, want to puke everytime i cough :(

[John]

*All together now......aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww*

Whats up with ya Jimo? Got flu?

Collegue gave me this really bad cough, want to puke everytime i cough :(

lmao think he means pc virus mate.

[JimoVTR]

got compuflu!

[Raz]

Awww, shame that Jimo, dont spread the compuflu, we wouldnt want it on ours now would we :y:

[CampDavid]

You tattled on your brother to your mummy and daddy.

Nice one big man

[Graham]

how old is your brother? has nobody asked or have i just misssed it lol

EDIT: CampDavid - i like your avatar, looks like mine :p

[JimoVTR]

He lied....
if he didnt lie, i would have sorted it without them knowing... like i have nearly done now ;)



He is 14

[Gazzza]

LOLOL i rememebr when i got cought on porn sites befour i had broad band... ran up a £350 phone bill LOL was nicknamed porno king for months :/

now its gone and i have broadband i never get cought ;)

[Saxo-Will]

LOLOL i rememebr when i got cought on porn sites befour i had broad band... ran up a £350 phone bill LOL was nicknamed porno king for months :/

now its gone and i have broadband i never get cought ;)

what about real women? i dont really watch much anymore, have the real thing beside me most nights

[JimoVTR]

blow up dolls dont count ;)

[Jackman]

Cruel sod!

[Andy_S]

Little snitch.

[Saxo-Will]

blow up dolls dont count ;)

this to me or gazzza?

and yes they! if they feel like the real thing then they count ;)

[djrem]

LOLOL i rememebr when i got cought on porn sites befour i had broad band... ran up a £350 phone bill LOL was nicknamed porno king for months :/

now its gone and i have broadband i never get cought ;)

Your gay anyway.


When i made porn. i got in trouble because i spent a day sending links to random hotties on facebook saying. "here, look at my cock. Im gonna poke you"

That sparked a row soon after when i sent it to my girlfriends best mate.

Stupid emo.

[JimoVTR]

Rem, you my friend, are a legend!

[AM4R]

lol, what a funny thread

[JimoVTR]

Well.... I do try!

[djrem]

still cant green rep you Jimo :(

[JimoVTR]

It's alright mate - buy me a pint at the xmas party instead :y:

[The_STIG]

14 years old he will have to save his pocket money until hes 21 to buy a new pc lol :P