VTR_Superstar
10th October 2007, 13:45
This is another rediculous story... Went to hull fair monday with my girlfriend and parked in the hospital considering it was 6:00pm i wanted 5 hours parking to get a decent night which was costing £5 so i checked my wallet and i only had notes. my girlfriend checked her purse only notes and £3 for 2 hours parking which was shiyt due to the fair being a 15 minute walk from the hospital.
So i walks up to the parking attendant who was speaking and i said have any of you guys got any change! they said no due to security reasons we cannot carry money! Try the shop infront of the hospital it's a little off-license.
Walks in the shop: Shes putting change in her till my eyes gleam with joy..she says wont be a minute darl.
me: ok!
shop keeper: what can i do for you darling..
Me: " I don't suppose you can give me £5 coins can you, they parking guys told me to come here"
shop keeper: i cant just give you change i'm sorry.
Me: What if u buy something?
shop keeper: i'm sorry i really cant :n:
Me: What so if i buy a drink your saying i cant have my change!
shop keeper: No it has to be correct change!
Me: Fu*k sake!"
shop keeper: have you tried the canteen in the hospital
Me: "And where would that be"
shop keeper: "Second floor in the hospital"
Me: "I'm not local i aint running round seeing dieng people just to get turned down again in a hospital"
So i turned around and saw a sandwich f*king £2.10
Me: "So even if i buy a sandwich i cant have my change
shop keeper: "Only if it's a sandwich"
Me" Slams the sandwich on the counter squashing the tuna everywhere and said There u go!
shop keeper: i don't have to do this you know...
Me: no you could have saved your time and have me anything other than £1 coins could have been 50p's or 20's but noooo!
So i handed her the fiver and she gave me my change and i said what a fucking robbin cow you are..
Walks calmly back to my car and security then tell me i cant park in this car park due to violent behavior!
So i jus lost my rag threw the most expensive sandwich i have ever bought at the floor shouted you Fking Wnkers how much of a cock is your job!!
Jumps in the car and drives off took me 1 hour to find another parking lot with a space which was £3 after 6pm.. What a night...
So i walks up to the parking attendant who was speaking and i said have any of you guys got any change! they said no due to security reasons we cannot carry money! Try the shop infront of the hospital it's a little off-license.
Walks in the shop: Shes putting change in her till my eyes gleam with joy..she says wont be a minute darl.
me: ok!
shop keeper: what can i do for you darling..
Me: " I don't suppose you can give me £5 coins can you, they parking guys told me to come here"
shop keeper: i cant just give you change i'm sorry.
Me: What if u buy something?
shop keeper: i'm sorry i really cant :n:
Me: What so if i buy a drink your saying i cant have my change!
shop keeper: No it has to be correct change!
Me: Fu*k sake!"
shop keeper: have you tried the canteen in the hospital
Me: "And where would that be"
shop keeper: "Second floor in the hospital"
Me: "I'm not local i aint running round seeing dieng people just to get turned down again in a hospital"
So i turned around and saw a sandwich f*king £2.10
Me: "So even if i buy a sandwich i cant have my change
shop keeper: "Only if it's a sandwich"
Me" Slams the sandwich on the counter squashing the tuna everywhere and said There u go!
shop keeper: i don't have to do this you know...
Me: no you could have saved your time and have me anything other than £1 coins could have been 50p's or 20's but noooo!
So i handed her the fiver and she gave me my change and i said what a fucking robbin cow you are..
Walks calmly back to my car and security then tell me i cant park in this car park due to violent behavior!
So i jus lost my rag threw the most expensive sandwich i have ever bought at the floor shouted you Fking Wnkers how much of a cock is your job!!
Jumps in the car and drives off took me 1 hour to find another parking lot with a space which was £3 after 6pm.. What a night...