stupid old dibble

[josh1989]

pulled me over, sat me in the van, stood a about 10 foot away from me, discreetly radioed in for the car owner and insurance details (to later question me and see if i'd robbed it), details come back over the radio, he didn't realise he had it on full blast, so he starts fumbling with it to turn it down with no success, comes back to me with red face and asks me all my details!!!!
:y:

[Japman]

awsome..........

[betty02]

lmao dick ehad, thats our local 5-0 for you mate were bouts was you? i hope u say bispham lol!

[Jacko]

lols...

[josh1989]

lmao dick ehad, thats our local 5-0 for you mate were bouts was you? i hope u say bispham lol!

haha no comin round the roundabout at river wyre, goin down to skipool creek where me mates were gettin stoned, saw him followin me down there so i swung into thornton lodge car park

somethin you may all like to know though.....

i work at thornton lodge, and had finished about half an hour before this incident, i hadn't had anything to drink, but of course stank of beer from working with it! but the strange thing was i blew 5 on the breathaliser!

is this the fumes in the cellar, or could it be the stella keg that blew up on me and went in my mouth!!!!!

[betty02]

sure it did just happen to go in your mouth

Shit its blown what do we do?"

"fuck knows"

"agghh ive got an idea, save the palces money drink the beer"

*shoves mouth around keg cap*

[josh1989]

sure it did just happen to go in your mouth

Shit its blown what do we do?"

"fuck knows"

"agghh ive got an idea, save the palces money drink the beer"

*shoves mouth around keg cap*

haha summat like that...
nah i caught my hand on the pump that goes on the top, so let go, let out a yell (so mouth was open) and the pump just came off like a hose pipe when its runnin - all in my mouth no joke, quick way to get pissed though......

[CloVis]

I didnt really understand, maybe its cos my eyes hurt, maybe cos im tired, or maybe cos Im too lazy who knows.

[Paul]

Lol clo.. Should of just not posted imo then :P :)

Nice sig btw :y:

[Raz]

I didnt really understand, maybe its cos my eyes hurt, maybe cos im tired, or maybe cos Im too lazy who knows.
cos ur a woman, you wont understand lol

[frankie]

I didnt really understand, maybe its cos my eyes hurt, maybe cos im tired, or maybe cos Im too lazy who knows.

i didnt either....

tierdness FTW

[josh1989]

I didnt really understand, maybe its cos my eyes hurt, maybe cos im tired, or maybe cos Im too lazy who knows.

i'm gonna go for the latter of the of the three options there........

[betty02]

Lol clo.. Should of just not posted imo then :P :)

Nice sig btw :y:

u wanna know what im getting 4 doing it!

Then you will not just like it but LVOE it pmsl

messin hun u know i love ya!

[Wayne]

lol that was pretty funny.

[Scattle]

great.

[Saxy1]

haha lol.. !!!

[kenny]

excellent