Come on peeps

[B+B]

What have you done that made you look or feel a right twonk?
Got a new ford escort in 1992 parked up at Morrisons in Stamford to get a few bits, drove off from shop and this old biddy started screaming, " He's stealing my car" I was surrounded by angry mums etc:panic: , I was in the wrong car:oops: but the bloody key fitted, same model & colour. had to show the plods where my car was a couple of bays down, still felt a right twonk:oops:

[bullit]

lol. someone else on here had done that

[Lee_P]

got very drunk went up to the oldest man in my local and rubbed my face in his beard and said ive always wanted to do that





i cringe thinking of that

[B+B]

got very drunk went up to the oldest man in my local and rubbed my face in his beard and said ive always wanted to do that





i cringe thinking of that

is that a male or female "Lee", If its female I'm oldest on here and have a beard:hug: :hug:

[Lee_P]

nah 98% male sorry to dissapoint although get me drunk and you never know:homme: :panic: :homme:

grrrrrrrr never confused:drink:

[saxo1510]

was trying to get into a club when was underage and i had a fake id which was just like my driving license was called a national identity card...i ended up taking my driving license which stated i was only 17....felt like a right twat when he sed 'come back when you old enough'

were propa arguing with him then i relaised it was mt driving license and ran off lol

[lighters]

rofl saxo amy! - dont worrry, i'v still got that ID and using!

Dont feel likek a plonker though! i tried my driving license thinking he would read and just let me get in, DID HE FUK!

Didnt know bouncers could count!

[TU-Tuning]

Was at a shockingly shite party, was sittin with one of my mates and just doing some classic 'fishing rod' dance moves we were both quite wasted, her new bf was at the bar and kept giving me evils.

When he came over he said 'I was gonna tell you to stay away'. As i was wasted i took the defensive and i was like 'Were just mates thats it', even said 'Dont wanna be sayin that to people you might get in trouble' or something similar.


Then he looked really confused and said 'I meant you should have stayed away cus the partys wank'. Felt so stupid, went ah my bad, downed the pint and left the party and went into town lol.

Everytime ive seen him since i cant look at him without laughin lol

[frankie]

all the time.

[Delboy75]

What have you done that made you look or feel a right twonk?
Got a new ford escort in 1992 parked up at Morrisons in Stamford to get a few bits, drove off from shop and this old biddy started screaming, " He's stealing my car" I was surrounded by angry mums etc:panic: , I was in the wrong car:oops: but the bloody key fitted, same model & colour. had to show the plods where my car was a couple of bays down, still felt a right twonk:oops:

Ha my mate done the same thing but with a rover, it started and he was about to pull away when he realised the stereo was different, quickly hopped out of the car locked it up and found his car 2 bays away :clapping:


I got up at 4.30 am once for work, walked up the road to where i was parked, car was iced over and covered in snow.
Anyway i couldn't get my key to open the door so i walked back in the house, boiled the kettle and threw it over the lock.

Still i couldn't get it open, almost bust my key trying.
So by now i'm freezing, angry and start screaming abuse at the car, then i decide to boot the tyre almost breaking my toe.

About 20mins later after discusions with the milkman & a neighbour about what to do next i thought f##k it and walked back towards my house.
Only when i got by the doorstep did i spot my car parked over the road!!!

I then remembered that i had parked in a completely different spot to normal :oops:, felt a right pillock.
Best thing was it wasn't even the same model car, just happened to be red!!

[Lee_P]

Was at a shockingly shite party, was sittin with one of my mates and just doing some classic 'fishing rod' dance moves we were both quite wasted, her new bf was at the bar and kept giving me evils.

When he came over he said 'I was gonna tell you to stay away'. As i was wasted i took the defensive and i was like 'Were just mates thats it', even said 'Dont wanna be sayin that to people you might get in trouble' or something similar.


Then he looked really confused and said 'I meant you should have stayed away cus the partys wank'. Felt so stupid, went ah my bad, downed the pint and left the party and went into town lol.

Everytime ive seen him since i cant look at him without laughin lol

oh no that is so bad i would of left town

[Rocko]

Didn't know morrisons was around in 92 ?

[Gratz]

Ha my mate done the same thing but with a rover, it started and he was about to pull away when he realised the stereo was different, quickly hopped out of the car locked it up and found his car 2 bays away :clapping:


I got up at 4.30 am once for work, walked up the road to where i was parked, car was iced over and covered in snow.
Anyway i couldn't get my key to open the door so i walked back in the house, boiled the kettle and threw it over the lock.

Still i couldn't get it open, almost bust my key trying.
So by now i'm freezing, angry and start screaming abuse at the car, then i decide to boot the tyre almost breaking my toe.

About 20mins later after discusions with the milkman & a neighbour about what to do next i thought f##k it and walked back towards my house.
Only when i got by the doorstep did i spot my car parked over the road!!!

I then remembered that i had parked in a completely different spot to normal :oops:, felt a right pillock.
Best thing was it wasn't even the same model car, just happened to be red!!

lol thats brilliant :y:

[rob_s]

was trying to get into a club when was underage and i had a fake id which was just like my driving license was called a national identity card...i ended up taking my driving license which stated i was only 17....felt like a right twat when he sed 'come back when you old enough'

were propa arguing with him then i relaised it was mt driving license and ran off lol

pmsl! i did a simmerler thing but with a connexions (sp) card,had a real one and a fake one witch said i was 18,i gave the wrong one :oops: :n:

[Saxy1]

some funny stories. :y:

[B+B]

Didn't know morrisons was around in 92 ?

Used Morrisons in Stamford in the late 80's/early 90's, was cheap & plenty of 2for1 offers.:y:

[Wayne]

some really funny and good stories:y:

[Karl]

lol classic story from B+B