Excuses...

[Robb]

Robb's been told he might have to move desks shortly, really cant be dealed with the hassles and my screen will be looked upon by anyone and everyone. The desk i have a the moment is cushty, no shit from other people, near the door/heater. Wouldnt mind not going on saxp etc till lunchtime, but it winds me up even when people can see what im on at lunch.

So what can I say to keep my desk.....

any leech/brother comments will be neg repped.

[Saxy1]

tell them That your in love with your desk and that you have come attached to it lol :y:

[Jacko]

say you will actually die if they move you.

[marky0283]

How come you might have to move desk? Is there not any other cushty ones?

[AdamW]

"If you make me move desks, I will make all of your lives living hell"

[Jacko]

also whats the leech/brother thing?

[Ruddy]

Welcome to my world Robert

[Robb]

lol the reasoning behind me moving is because I need to be 'closer' to the person i work with, however this desk is about 2 metres away from the proposed shitty desk. Ive said i dont mind walking the extra 2 steps to speak to them but........

[Jacko]

tell them you'll get the ruddster round...problem solved.

[Viper]

say that you think you will be more productive at your current desk than you would be if you were moved! :d

rep please :A:

[AdamW]

Makes me realise how AWESOME my desk is.....If I was too move I would get fired

[Jacko]

i moved my own desk so that i could see every one and nobody can see my screen ....i win...even though i am the boss in my office...

but im at the back so even when my boss comes in i have time enough to change screeens before he reaches me and see me on sax-p

[Tupps]

My old desk was the shit! Right in the corner where nobody could see what i was doing etc....

The one i have now isn't too bad

Sucks to be you robb

[Robb]

this desk im at, at the moment is perfect as i said. can hear if anyones coming to close the internt/msn on time. new one will be impossible and will generally be shit. hate being watched.

think im gonna say something like i cant work near that window as the sun will be on my screen. :wacko:

[Scattle]

Tell them you can't be arsed, and your constantly cold so need the heater. Or tell the other person to move closer to you....??

[The_STIG]

say its all DSE assesed for ur needs :y:

[Danr]

I sit at the front of the office. People don't care what i do. :)

Stop leaching off your brother and get a job on your own ;)

[Wayne]

tell them your happy with your desk and don't want to move as the heater keeps you warm.

[Tupps]

Tell them your farts REALLY stink and its best you sit near the door, health and safety reasons

[Jacko]

or bite the bullit and move.

[Robb]

or bite the bullit and move.

no chance.

i hate being watched, its like when people try n look at what your texting. fucks me right off. even when im actually working i hate people looking over my shoulder checking what im doing.

argh im so angry right now.

[CloVis]

Say that you like it where you are because you really 'feel' the cold. (go to manager and say you dont want to sit next to the other person cos they have a bad hygiene problem)

I am sat in the entrance way, so whenever anybody comes in im fooked.

[VTR_Nick]

Same thing happened to be 6 months ago. sucks doesn't it. my new desk turned out not to be to bad though :y:

[Jacko]

no chance.

i hate being watched, its like when people try n look at what your texting. fucks me right off. even when im actually working i hate people looking over my shoulder checking what im doing.

argh im so angry right now.

i hate that...but i do it to other people...

[Robb]

.......have a feeling im going to get back on monday to a new desk.


wont be happy.

[Jacko]

lie on the ground and start kicking and screaming..."i dont wannaaa movee desks!!"

[Quick]

Modify the other desk - so the computer, phone doesn't work!

"Sorry Boss, I can work here as nothing works!!!"

[Robb]

Modify the other desk - so the computer, phone doesn't work!

"Sorry Boss, I can work here as nothing works!!!"

tempted to do that

*jams screwdriver into plug socket*

[Jacko]

say you like your space...mention you have rediculous clostrophobia...cant be to close to people for to long...or else you tend to stab your way out of tat situation..

[SaxoJamie]

Just say your really attached to your current desk and that you would'nt be able to concentrate on your work if you moved desks

[AdamW]

Punch the nearest lady co-worker in the cannister.......then say "Make me move"

[JimoVTR]

Sir, Im happy at my desk.
Im motivated here and not distracted, i feel as though my work will deterorate (sp) if im made to move.
I like myspace (and sax-p, see what i did there ;)) to work in. Sorry but if you move me, I may have to search for another job.



then do what tupps would do and suck him off x

[Modified]

chain ur self to the desk until they agree for u not to move

[Robb]

D-Day. I have a horrible feeling that i will be moving desks today.

What gave me this feeling i hear you say?
Well someone coming up telling me that im moving desks today. Im distraught and dont know what to do.

[Jacko]

tell them your dying....and the only thing that will save you is staying put...

[kristel10589]

Tell them ur far too busy to pack up all ur stuff off ur desk and move. That's what they say where i work and it works aswell :y:

[chrichvtr]

xmas is coming and the weather is getting colder and colder im only just warm enough sat next to the heater now its getting colder and colder
could also drop in your anemic or however ya spell it so get very cold!!!

[Scattle]

Don't budge tbh.

[Robb]

just been at my new terminal, the sun is right on the screen, no blinds on the window behind me. think im going to have to kick up a fuss about it.

[Kelly]

just been at my new terminal, the sun is right on the screen, no blinds on the window behind me. think im going to have to kick up a fuss about it.

put up with it for today. see the boss and say its causing strain on your eyes which will in turn cause you to need glasses for vdu use and unless he's willing to foot the bill for specsavers then you're staying at your current desk :p

[chrichvtr]

where the fucks the sun anyways?

i aint seen any all day

[Robb]

put up with it for today. see the boss and say its causing strain on your eyes which will in turn cause you to need glasses for vdu use and unless he's willing to foot the bill for specsavers then you're staying at your current desk :p

nice one, thats what i was thinking. will leave it a few days then say i have eye strain, wont complain straight away cos it will be obvious.

where the fucks the sun anyways?

i aint seen any all day

its right behind me

:sad:

[Kelly]

I only know because when I asked for an eye test through work last year they did an assessment on my workstation and because it was in the sun they had to pay for my eye test. Ended up with glasses for general use which means almost all the time and I can't even have contact lenses cos their a pain in the arse lol

[stalkah66]

Do what I did refused point blank to move say its victimisation and have a huge row with your boss in the office and then get the sack! ooo try not to get the sack tho lol

[chrichvtr]

all employers should pay for your eye test but i dnt think they get your glasses do they or is this just my work place?

[vidal]

I only know because when I asked for an eye test through work last year they did an assessment on my workstation and because it was in the sun they had to pay for my eye test.

Boring HSE document (http://www.hse.gov.uk/lau/lacs/16-3.htm) on VDU usage, eye tests and employer's responsibilities.

Ended up with glasses for general use which means almost all the time and I can't even have contact lenses cos their a pain in the arse lol

Wrong end.

V.

[James]

Rob, I'd sex wee if you went to work on Monday and your boss had blinds put up.

[Robb]

haha me too. cant see it happening though.

just been putting my stuff on new terminal, but its running vista so there is a few problems. gonna see if it can blag it.