Nasty

[stevenet15]

Bouncing as usual at the local nightclub last night and something quite sick but funny happened last night. Someone took a shit on one of the chairs in the back corner of the club, the only reason i found out was because some girl came up to me because she sat in it not realising it was there, I felt sorry but yet couldnt help laff as there was shit & crap all up the back of her t-shirt. lucky it wasnt on her trousers so we gave her a carlsberg promo t-shirt to wear. Never found out who it was but thought i would share the story with ya anyway lol also this is the second time something like this has happened as 2 weeks ago one of the bar staff was collecting glasses and they found a pint glass with a poo curled up in it :ill: so were on the look out for a serial shitter

[Jackman]

Lol... thats quality!

[Vinny_VSX]

Hahaha that is so funny. Poo in a glass as well, lol. Madness

[coldo1987]

LOL would love to have been the one to see that

[James]

Wander how he/her wiped his arse..

[stevenet15]

the girl was fit as fook aswell

[stevenet15]

Wander how he/her wiped his arse..

duno, pint mats maybe? lol we played cctv back to see if we could see who it was but it was jsut out of view

[Viper]

thats pretty sick, but as you said, cant help but laugh.

maybe the place where you work needs to get some toilets!

[stevenet15]

thats pretty sick, but as you said, cant help but laugh.

maybe the place where you work needs to get some toilets!

lol the toilets are good there and there is never a que coz there is quite a few pubicals so not like they have to wait, if i saw them do it i would have rubbed there nose in it lol

[Wayne]

lol thats pretty sick.

[Graham]

hahaha!! that is funny as. i'd hate it to happen to me tho

[Mr_suv]

if you squat low enough you dont have to wipe your ass when taking a shi+ as the muscle extrudes the skin therefore no shi+y bum lol

[stevenet15]

if you squat low enough you dont have to wipe your ass when taking a shi+ as the muscle extrudes the skin therefore no shi+y bum lol

this shit was wet with lumpy bits

[Clone]

lol, nice one...

[raunchz]

lol, i used to work at B&Q, and someone took a dump in one of the display sheds indoors !! lol, i couldn't beleive it when I heard about it the following day !!!! One of the staff had to clean it up!! lol

[Lee_P]

if you squat low enough you dont have to wipe your ass when taking a shi+ as the muscle extrudes the skin therefore no shi+y bum lol


i dont wanna know how you know that:panic:


but that story is class a serial shitter lmao

[L8R_VTR]

LMFARO i know ya shouldnt laff but cum on thats class!!:homme:

[Leo]

classy club lol

[Lee_P]

ut why do it its mads its like when those people write in shit on the loo walls ewwwww

[MARTYN19588]

pmsl at this thread, remember once someone at college took one and half got the toilet seat and the floor. was nasty :panic:

[kenny]

haha thats funny, bet it was gutting for the girl tho

[SaxoJamie]

That is quality lol. Hope that pint glass got thrown away afterwards lol:P

[Saxy1]

lol that is funny.

[Luke]

Quite funny :P

Poor lass though, she must of been so embarrased.

[OLLYVTS]

That did make me laugh,but it is pretty sick and people piss me off when they do shit like that.

[saxooxas]

thats proper funny - why would someone get the urge to shit on a chair!?

[OLLYVTS]

To watch someone sit on it.

[Danr]

Thats brilliant! Gutted to be that girl lol!

[bridgesvtr90]

haha quality

[Jacko]

sounds like a nice place...classy people.

[Ben_L]

this shit was wet with lumpy bits

sweetcorn ftw lol.

Thats pretty manky though! Poor girl


:drink:

[Mitchell]

bet a few scat luvvas wanted to take her home

[Hopcraft]

lol, thats dirty though

[gartrell]

That did make me laugh,but it is pretty sick and people piss me off when they do shit like that.

was that meant to be ironic? ;)


this thread really did make me LOL, quality!

[JimoVTR]

That kind of behavour stinks tbh

[Danhunt]

hahahaha LOL is the only way to describe that situation
poor girl
ever cross your mind she was the one who did it?
then wiped her arse on her tshirt?
;)

[liamk15]

shit happens..

ive found some nice designs in the toilets in the bars around here.I wonder how some people are so creative.

[Jacko]

i have never took a shit in a club...dont ever plan too niether..