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[JBVTR]

So its halloween im bored and my imaginations running so lets set the scene.
The clock strikes midnight your tucked up in bed when the sound of mindless moans awakes you. No its not mummy and daddy expressing their love for each other theres far to many voices and swingers night was friday.
You creep barefoot to the window and gingerly draw the curtains only to find to your absoulute horror your house is surrounded by ZOMBIES!

My question is this what item/s do you have in your house that would be your weapon of choice to warn back our shuffling friends and what would be your plan of attack.

like i said i am VERY bored :bored:

[Wayne]

cricket bat or a baseball bat i would hit them with if i had a shotgun i would shoot them with that.

[Japman]

im at work also bored,id shoot

[JBVTR]

i would have the lawn mower strapped to my chest garden rake in one hand and a spade in the other maybe a metal bucket with eye cut outs on my head and wade in windmilling

[Mitchell]

ive got nothing that even resembles a weapon in ma room.

id probably have to rip some clothes up, smeer shit all over myself and pretend to be a zombie myself

[Japman]

lol one hell of an imagination

[Mitchell]

i would have the lawn mower strapped to my chest garden rake in one hand and a spade in the other maybe a metal bucket with eye cut outs on my head and wade in windmilling

hahaha creative mind

[stoney_182]

cricket bat or a baseball bat i would hit them with .

i have the same tools :P

[AdamH]

got a 42" long adjustable spanner, a barbell and my cat in my room... think that would wade them off for a while

[Jazz]

I'd slick back my hair, pull out my great big assault rifle and call out: "Say hello to my little friend." Then I'd mow them all down.

[Japman]

ive got a claw hammer,now that would cause some damage

[Jacko]

i have curtains....id close them...go to bed...shut my eyes tight and wait till halloweens over and the zombies go away for another year...

[GRAHAM2000VTR]

i have curtains....id close them...go to bed...shut my eyes tight and wait till halloweens over and the zombies go away for another year...

LMAO THATS MADE ME LAUGH

I GOT A NAIL GUN IN MY ROOM SHOOT THEM

[John]

I'd whip my cock out thats a big enough weapon lmao.

[Zuton]

expandable baton is the only wepon i have..could use my PS2..tis big enough:P..

[Jackman]

I'd whip my cock out thats a big enough weapon lmao.

Qualtiy...

Id rep that if i could.

[SaxoJamie]

I'd get the sax out and run them down:p

[bark]

Hmm where to begin ...

Use my little brother for bait, see if I can distract them for a bit ... if that fails then a selection of the following items would be used:

Broken Baseball Bat
Claw Hammer x 3
Gas Gun
Golf Clubs
The Dog
Various Knives (Stanley's Thru To 13" Combat Knives)
Good Old Lefty and Righty

And If all else fails ... good old running shoes!

[Quick]

Scrambers (dawn of dead remake/28 days later) or Schamblers (classic zombie aka sean of the dead style?)

[TU-Tuning]

Id throw my old selection of LPs at them, maybe skewer one to a tree with a clothes line pole

[shooorn94]

I would:

Grab my hockey stick,
Smack on my motorbike helmet,
load my BB gun with the metal ball bearings (like it'd do sh*t)
several deodrant cans and lighters (small bombs)
strip the plastic coating off most wires and fill the living room (with the huge patio doors) with live wires and flood the downstairs (muahahahhahaha)

Just seen 28days later so if all else fails, go find the girlfriend.

[Paul]

I've got a bottle of vodka by the side of my laptop... surely i could do some damage with that..

[DarylVTR]

lol strange thread.....

Id use my ASP and cs gas ... police protection equipment FTW!!!

[bridgesvtr90]

LMAO THATS MADE ME LAUGH

I GOT A NAIL GUN IN MY ROOM SHOOT THEM

and why is there a nailgun in your room? lol

[SaxoJamie]

I'd get the sax out and run them down:p

Forgot I have a hockey stick in the cupboard, could give them a good wack with that:P

[hellonpluto]

TBH, nuclear warhead IMO

[rockerlad]

ive got nothing that even resembles a weapon in ma room.

id probably have to rip some clothes up, smeer shit all over myself and pretend to be a zombie myself

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