Halloween Egging...

[Saxo-Will]

Yes i know we've all done it before when we were younger but now its just plain annoying. Did anyones car get egged last night then?

Mine did but luckily,

1. i wasnt driving it (coulda crashed)
2. only hit windscreen and not paintwork (heard egg can ruin paintwork?)

And the funny thing is, i'm in the middle of nowhere and my car was the only one egged. Its like someone purposely came to egg just MY car!

Anyways Rant over :y:

[Raz]

Im glad mine never, i stayed away, and was away from any estate where kids were lol

[Noddy]

Our house is covered in egg. We know we are being targeted, but we don't know why. It happens every year - just to us.

[Scattle]

Car was parked in the road all night, luckily didn't get egged.

[Peejous]

So glad i didnt get egged either.

Was at the missus' uni last night and her campus is secure (however i was pissed off by the pisshead freshers coming back and bangin the doors and shouting etc at 3am!)

[Chuffy]

Saw some kids about to egg my car but said:
"Hey kids! There is a better way to enjoy thoes eggs!"

Me and a few other kids proceeded to cook the eggs on my saxo's hot engine.
A good time was had by all.

[Robb]

my mate once threw a can of baked beans at an oncoming car. hes not big and not clever.

[Chuffy]

So glad i didnt get egged either.

Was at the missus' uni last night and her campus is secure (however i was pissed off by the pisshead freshers coming back and bangin the doors and shouting etc at 3am!)


I would have made a point of getting up at 6am and bang your door and shout a bit

[AdamW]

My car didnt....as it was too busy spinning......rock out with my cock out

[Lee_P]

i was crapping myself walking home expecting to get egged walking along the main road

[David]

Checked my car over this morning, and everything seemed fine..

[Peejous]

I was up at 6am anyway to leave for work. but i aint really that pathetic about it.

they distrubed my very weird dream about my car been on fire, and me saying in my sleep, apparently "everything will be ok im wearing red camo and it scratches"

(think i was still playing rainbow.

[betty02]

No-pe ntohing of mine or around my area got egged and we lvie near laods of kids, hmmm maybe they know i eat babies?

[jeeves_101]

are village is full of old people and the kids are too little to throw eggs, let a lone be bothered to walk to our house.

plus, i would of thrown eggs straight back at the c**ts if they tried it.

[Robb]

Checked my car over this morning, and everything seemed fine..

adam, looks like we got the wrong car....

[Karl]

Was out in the car, so thankfully it didnt get egged.

[AdamW]

Come on, we all used to do it.......

Well I did......We used to have an egg fight with the Skaters who used to hang around the bus station....was a mint night out....Did it till I was like 20 haha.

One skater lad drove up to us in his car and said "Dont egg my car"

500 eggs then thrown at his car....about 400 of them going through his window lol

[Tupps]

in my estate they throw bricks....

my car was fine

[jeeves_101]

yeah, we used to do it cos it was fun, and thats what the kids now think, but if it happens to your car you get pissed off.

but was fun when you used to do it.

[Robb]

few years back me and my mate went through over 600 eggs in 2 nights of egging. asda did 30 for £1.80 or something. and he bought his half in 1 and 2p's. massive que at the 'quik 10 items or less till' needless to say we got banned from that store afterwards.

[xsmile_be_happyx]

I was up at parkhead last night, and my car was fine :)

[OLLYVTS]

Nope my car was fine and didnt get egged last night.

[Jacko]

last year i egged a minnimum of 30 cars....felt sorry for those who left the sunroof open for me...biiig mistake..

[Karl]

worst thing I ever saw,
we were out egging,
mate throws one, smashes straight through some dudes front bay window where the TV was...

....We ran.

[jeeves_101]

i egged some guys house a few years back.

me and my mates hate him cos he's threatened to kill us, plus he answered the door when we went to trick or treat with a shotgun!!

his house got egged!!

[Robb]

hahaha emos at the bus stop last year. all sat there self harming or whatever they do. 3 of us hanging out windows, bus shelter acted like a net, even if we missed them it would smash and cover them in egg. heroic.

[Jacko]

i love EMO egging...i do it now and again for childish kicks...

[kristel10589]

Tesco's in my area refuse to sell eggs or flour to anyone under 18 around halloween time LOL anywhere else like this?

[Chuffy]

I was up at parkhead last night, and my car was fine :)

Ha Ha your car wasn't egged but did it still have its wheels on when you went back to it?

[AdamW]

Yeh EMO egging is the best......as they do fuck all.....start crying...later to discover they have hanged themself in the park.....with a note "The egging was the last straw, I love you Mum, I hope you rot in hell Dad"

Robb. my mate got kicked out of morrisons a few years back as he was always convinced there is 60p in a pound hahahah he was going mad..."It makes sense 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in a hour, 60p in a pound"

No Sir...there 100p in a pound.

NO GOD DAMMIT ITS 60

[Karl]

hahahahah.

[b0t13]

i went egging last night, drive-bys are mint. went passed the same set of M&S workers loads of times nailing them whilst they smoked, and not one of them moved or got out of the way when they saw the car coming.

egged a bentley last year heavily, was a good rush :)

decided that egging cars isnt good this year as it fucks the paint up big time, especialy when u have 4 cars filled with people eggin the same things :O

egged alot of drunk people which was fun, and sainsburys were i work had comunity support pussies checking kids bags when they come out, checking for eggs hehe

[Chris]

My car was fine.....

I've never egged anyone's house or car and I think it's f**king stupid when little scrotes do it to people property.... I'm sure if you was to follow the scrotes to their house, then proceed to egg their house/parents car, they would be pretty pi**ed off and the parents would be even more pi**ed off.

Chris :)

[Jacko]

you are right chris...i was egged and was not in the least bit happy...

[Scattle]

i went egging last night, drive-bys are mint. went passed the same set of M&S workers loads of times nailing them whilst they smoked, and not one of them moved or got out of the way when they saw the car coming.

egged a bentley last year heavily, was a good rush :)

decided that egging cars isnt good this year as it fucks the paint up big time, especialy when u have 4 cars filled with people eggin the same things :O

egged alot of drunk people which was fun, and sainsburys were i work had comunity support pussies checking kids bags when they come out, checking for eggs hehe

Excellent.

[Robb]

i used to egg. till i got a car and realised how fucked off id be if some little muggins tried to do it to me. havent done it since.

did get a man of a bike a while ago though.

:innocent:

[Jacko]

last year i took 3 eggs to the face...hurt liek fuck...

[jeeves_101]

i've only done it the once as the guy threatened my and my mates plus no-one likes him, and he there for deserved it.

[Robb]

last year i took 3 eggs to the face...hurt liek fuck...

haha pics?

a while ago we had some left over eggs so went out in the day. ended up throwing an egg at my mate (with force) he tried to move out the way and it slide straight into his back pocket. completely uncracked. swear down. haha dont know how it managed it but was ace.

[AdamW]

I also used to snap the sticks off rockets and throw them at emos.......

[doely_gti]

I also used to snap the sticks off rockets and throw them at emos.......

legend

[Japman]

my car didnt get egged

being a metro i thought it would have

[doely_gti]

maybe they didnt wanna waste the eggs gav ;) where pics of the beast anyway? show your pride

[Japman]

lol as if im posting pics

its a wagon S,gets me about tho

pritty nippy to

[AdamW]

Metro GTA.....Awesome machines

[hellonpluto]

my mate once threw a can of baked beans at an oncoming car. hes not big and not clever.


in or out of the can?

[Robb]

in or out of the can?

a sealed can. probably killed someone looking back at it.

[AdamW]

Throwing snowballs at cars is still a favourite of mine......then they slam on there brakes....and skid through a hedge...

[b0t13]

Metro GTA.....Awesome machines

agreed, very quick for what they are!

damaging property is bad as ive learnt thru age :(, but physcological egging is better as it makes u remember it longer, egg to face for full effect :):)

[josh1989]

few years back me and my mate went through over 600 eggs in 2 nights of egging. asda did 30 for £1.80 or something. and he bought his half in 1 and 2p's. massive que at the 'quik 10 items or less till' needless to say we got banned from that store afterwards.

reminds me of south park where they roll the teachers house:

'toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper (X20), so what you kids doin tonight? stayin in? playin some board games?'

[Robb]

Throwing snowballs at cars is still a favourite of mine......then they slam on there brakes....and skid through a hedge...

haha.

me and my mates made this man out of old clothes filled with newspaper and he had a cartman dolls head as a head with some crappy hat on. used to leave it on the middle of the road with a bike next to it hahahaha. people locking up to try and break in time, get out and drag it off the road whilst we watched from the bushes. hahahahaha LAD

[AdamW]

The key to a great snowball is a rock inside it.......lol

[smiith]

i like to keep a good few spanners in the car, so if anyone threw a egg, they were gona get a spanner rite back at em:)

[AdamW]

haha.

me and my mates made this man out of old clothes filled with newspaper and he had a cartman dolls head as a head with some crappy hat on. used to leave it on the middle of the road with a bike next to it hahahaha. people locking up to try and break in time, get out and drag it off the road whilst we watched from the bushes. hahahahaha LAD

Hahaha thats quality.....only thing we used to do was build snow road blocks....can remeber we went up into the forest where the snow was really thick and we made like 10 road blocks on same stretch of road.......hahahahah

God im so childish

[Robb]

reminds me of south park where they roll the teachers house:

'toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper (X20), so what you kids doin tonight? stayin in? playin some board games?'

hahah funniest thing was, after we got told by the manager we were barred from the shop, his older brother rung up complaining. "yes hello there, my son and his friend where in your shop earlier and were confronted by an angry woman saying she was a manager. they had bought some sweets, drinks, a few eggs and were told they wernt allowed to return ever again" "we are sorry sir, the woman in question had no right to ban your son and his friend. we apologise"

hahaha few eggs. more like 600. hahahaha

[David]

Never did anything like this.
My childhood sucked.

[AdamW]

Never did anything like this.
My childhood sucked.

Man, I bet you were so lame to hang round with......:P

Every night of the week we used to arse around.......thats why I dont have a problem with these hoodies because we were all like that.

[doely_gti]

Man, I bet you were so lame to hang round with......:P

Every night of the week we used to arse around.......thats why I dont have a problem with these hoodies because we were all like that.


people have short memories though adam, thats what makes me laugh, some of my mates my age moaning about hoodies when we did it, if not worse some times!.. we all drank at 15 down the park etc...now they are "chavs"

[Jacko]

last year a mate of mine had a balaclava...we filled this with maybe 6 eggs...and then just hit him in the head...maybe the funniest thing ive ever seen...

[Robb]

........we taped my mate up with duck tape to a lamp-post and waited in a bush for someone to drive past and let him out. he was pretending to cry and stuff. got it all on camera, golden stuff. also got my mate slogging a tyre at my mates head, his neck bends in a right angle if you slow it right down. gotta find that tape when i get home.

[Jacko]

i love remembering old stories off when i was a wee bastard...

[AdamW]

I have a video on camera of my mate severly off his head....pretending to open doors on his imaginary van to level up my garden wall hahahahahahahahah LAD

[Martinsaxo]

Nop my car was allright luckily :y: as well as my house :)

Martin.

[Robbo]

loads of bricks put through car windshields round our way. rough as fuck tbh.
luckily my car wasnt touched,
had my paintball marker at the front door though just incase. 20 balls per second,
that would of been good lighting up a scruffy little screb end as he trys to run away, paint flying everywhere, he trips face first, smashes his face all over the pavement and id just stand on top of him using the last 140 paintballs or so on the back of his head, then the police come and hail me a hero for catching the serial egger :homme: :hug:

but yeh my house wasnt touched surprisingly as i do seem to have a few enemies round here and i dont know why :( lol

[Wayne]

my didn't get egged thank goodness.

[Japman]

i did see a few kids wondering around looking dody but nuffin come of it

[Gazzza]

haha nope mine didnt get egged :P
i think some one tried tho... but missed...

[MattWilliams]

I didnt get egged luckly.
Too many people outside in the road.

[SaxoJamie]

My car wasn't egged.... but my neighbours was:P

[bullit]

happy memories of being with 20 others waiting for the city buses to come through. they used to get covered lol

[ne_jam]

my mates dad owns an egg farm so we have unlimited supply's of eggs, think we had 300 in a few cars before ended up in an egging war between us all, few sneaky shots into peoples cars ended in lots of arguing

[Danr]

TBF we used to egg on random days of the year, no one suspected a thing.

[L8R_VTR]

no1 egged mine either otherwise i would of ran the shits over lol!!!

[bullit]

i remember when kids and the older lads had a van. wed drive around looking for targets and pile out the back. lol

[Baz]

car didn't get egged nor did the house, all good :)

[Jackman]

Nope... my mate had a firwork fired at his.. nice dent in the boot now..

Knobs.