What a fool!!!

[middleweight]

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm

[MAS]

lets just say ur honda mate has fcuked ur audi lolll

[KIRKSTER-VTS]

what a proper fool

[MAS]

man his a newbie too so he joined to get help what a nutter he fcuked his own engine

[pjsaunders06]

omg great find

[saxowebby]

put it this way, its fucked

[MAS]

put it this way, its fucked

would have been more interesting if it was on youtube full video lol

[JimoVTR]

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.


Give me an R
Give me an E
Give me an T
Give me an A
Give me an R
Give me an D

What have we got RETARD

[Agent-VIP]

HAha.. made me chuckle..

More the responses though..

[Saxy1]

lol good find mate :y:

[pjsaunders06]

it is a joke, but some1 did do it before tho

[shooorn94]

Who would try this, why go on the cheap side like that.... some people seriously don't belong on the road/to drive a car.

[Paul]

Lmao good find.. What a tosser

[bridgesvtr90]

must be a joke

[MAS]

i wouldnt go ask anyone else id go back to his mate and ask him to pay as it was his idea to do it and this idiots idea to go ahead

[MAS]

must be a joke

i wouldnt think so matey ppl do stupid things like that and later regret it lol

[JimoVTR]

since when did gazzzzzza own a audi?

[djmartin]

L.M.F.A.O LOADS lmao

can not belive i just read that how can someone be so thick.
if that lad had a full brain cell he would be a danger to us all lmao.

[MAS]

since when did gazzzzzza own a audi?

lmao :clapping:

[Clone]

lol, thats just crazzy...

[stiffler69]

Thats a old thread i read this last year sometime

[Ste]

Think i might try that.....

[shooorn94]

since when did gazzzzzza own a audi?

knew that was coming *thumbs up* lmao

[JimoVTR]

i couldnt help it shame on me NOT

[L8R_VTR]

Lmfaro

[djrem]

i couldnt help it shame on me NOT

Rep for you again :)

[stoney_182]

should have gone to the beach if he wanted to play with sand :panic:

[JimoVTR]

REM = Legend imo



As for the sand... i cant defend this behaviour in anyway!

[Paul]

New avatar jimo ? :d

[Jazz]

..I thought Audi owners were a switched on bunch... evidently not all of them. What kind of dipstick does a thing like that? I mean, can the twat count to 10? Feed your car sand? I'm sorry, even if I was a power-hungry mad-man, would never attempt to even think about doing something like that.

[Lee_P]

i have no words that i can say speechless

[Dan]

Thats just crazy!!

[Robb]

it wasnt me.

honest.

[Quick]

If there was a Darwin award for engineering - they'd get it!

[Scattle]

Great lol, poor sod.

[Raz]

Thats a old thread i read this last year sometime
if you have a look, and look at the join date of that newbie, you will see on thw 11.01.2007, cant be last year bud :y:

[Quick]

http://www.tremek.com/forum/performance-modifications/19255-how-port-polish-your-heads-without-removing-them.html

[dannyjay]

if you have a look, and look at the join date of that newbie, you will see on thw 11.01.2007, cant be last year bud :y:

Copy/Paste?

It's ollddddddd!

[Raz]

Copy/Paste?

It's ollddddddd!
what are you on about?

[Hanuman]

theres no way this is a true story

[josh1989]

the more you think 'sand???!!!!" the fucking funnier it gets, the 6 year old lad across from me at home wouldn't even do that!!!, it's just common sense that it's gonna cause some harsh damage, even if you do it properly i wouldn't do it i mean

[josh1989]

continued: SAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[josh1989]

<b><u>SANDDDD!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</b></u>

[Lee_P]

hahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that made me chuckle

[makaveli144]

I might try it....

[ShaneVtr]

Seriously, that bloke who works on hondas must really hate him, or he was jelous. feckin reeetard unbeleveable

[VTR_Nick]

OMG What a dumbass + his amte obviously doesn't know anything about cars atall!! This will keep me laughing all day lol

[Robb]

i take it no one got to page 4 where they all realised it was a joke.

[Raz]

i take it no one got to page 4 where they all realised it was a joke.
most of us Robb cant be assed to read the whole thing lol

[Quick]

i take it no one got to page 4 where they all realised it was a joke.

Page 2 on here I linked another version of it!!

[lyndon]

Lmfao legend, saw that a year ago somewhere else, never gets old!

[hellonpluto]

Thats the funniest thing i've ever read!!! What a complete cock!! :y: