Toilet quotes.....

[craig180]

Of those that attended the Sax-p xmas bas, can anyone remember the quotes that black dude in the toilets at the night club was coming out with???

Thre one that stuk in my head was wash your finger for da minger

Get them up.....

[djrem]

cant remember tbh

[David]

Not a toilet quote but....
Last time I saw legs like that, I was wanking over them

[Robb]

freshen up for da punani as they spray your crotch.

is a classic down south.

[Payney]

No splash, no gash.

Haha lmfao.

[jonesyFX]

i heard him say

if ya want a chick wash ya d*ck

haha

[JimoVTR]

Freshen up
No spray no lay
no cash no gash
freshen up one time

like a little rap isnt it :homme:

[David]

You wouldn't get any gash anyway with your tiddler....

[Crunkers]

I remember being asked by one of those blokes:

"do you want some hand wash"

This was before I'd even had a slash lol

[daisax]

more than 3 shakes is classed as a wank !!

wrap your lips round that :D

and my favorite:

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

[Hughey]

They piss me off those guys.

No armani, no punani!
No spray no lay!
No splash no gash!

[Ryan]

sounds like the usual ones,

like freshen up freshen up for the poom poom.

no gucci no pussy.

i swear theres a 'dodgy black toilet guy' college somewhere.

[Wayne]

more than 3 shakes is classed as a wank !!

wrap your lips round that :D

and my favorite:

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

haha made me laugh a bit.

[Hughey]

more than 3 shakes is classed as a wank !!

wrap your lips round that :D

and my favorite:

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

The black dudes say this to you? :homme:

[Danr]

They are everywhere around here. Although i'm pretty sure when i was on holiday i spent the night testing some bloke.

"Freshen up for Punani" sang in a song.
"No armani, no punani"
"No spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"

I remember more when i'm drunk in a toilet :)

[featherz]

freshen up for da punani as they spray your crotch.

is a classic down south.

Ikon in maidstone, the bloke in there says that constantly..

Frshen up, freshen up, sprays ya neck and cruch :clapping:

[briant]

weird thread like

[Karl]

wtf, was he just selling perfume?

[briant]

i heard him say

if ya want a chick wash ya d*ck

haha

:clapping: :clapping:

[betty02]

Every club in Blackpool has on, stand there and sell like 2 sprays for a quid or something, sell chuddy and mints, lollipops and stuff, piss me off they do, always come out with some random stuff. One guy was selling drugs and his line was "smoke some hash,get better gash" was random but funny when your pissed,

They always come out with the above aswell, do they have like a female version in the female bogs?

[rushy_23]

Ironically this is that black guys claim to fame :flush:

[yorkie]

Most Plates In York Have Them Too

[lyndon]

One in Quest sings

'You gotta freshen up, don't you know freshen up!'

[VTR_Craig]

2 in the pink 1 in the stink


or 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo

[Hughey]

One in Quest sings

'You gotta freshen up, don't you know freshen up!'
Ha yeah I've heard that one too :clapping:
Funny but they still annoy me!

[RedB]

Do they have black ladies in the female bogs!?

Always make me laugh around Brighton
Those of you that are coming down with Cloud and Hannah Feb will hear classics like...

' Have yourself some very young punani ' - About this time of year lol
' Splash some cash or see no gash '
' Pay me or lay me ' (wtf lol)

Or my personal fave...

" If you smell rough for get about the muff brudda " :clapping:

[James]

Do they have black ladies in the female bogs!?

Always make me laugh around Brighton
Those of you that are coming down with Cloud and Hannah Feb will hear classics like

' Have yourself some very young punani '
' Splash some cash or see no gash '
' Pay me or lay me ' (wtf lol)

Or my personal fave...


" If you smell rough you'll get no muff brudda " :clapping:


Im coming down in Feb? wtf...

[RedB]

Im coming down in Feb? wtf...

Hannah's 20th mate?

Too far ahead to keep in mind this side of Crimbo :p

[James]

Don't recall being told I was going out in Brighton for that..

[RedB]

Don't recall being told I was going out in Brighton for that..

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115335

First paragraph i think :ponder:

[Morgan_VTR]

hehe. some funny quotes!