Bored!!

[girlracer1597]

:bored: the other half is online playing call of duty 4 so i was looking around for something to join in on but couldnt find anything so i thought i would start my own! any1 out think that its unfair u cant play two player online wiv cod4?

[vipergfx]

yes - buy a real game like ghost recon 2 :wink:

[Barry123]

call of duty 4 = end of relationship from what i hear.

[vipergfx]

360 = end of relationship, seriously.

[girlracer1597]

End of a relationship y?

[vipergfx]

one half, usually the male, devotes too much time to the xbox! happened in my case, relationship went on the rocks, so its now on ebay :P

[Hughey]

I always get bored at this time of night when the misses falls asleep. Nothing on TV and no console to play on, :(

[Mitchell]

you sound like my perfect girlfriend.

i am fo reel.

[girlracer1597]

I play! to have my own xbox live account, used to play loads of cod3 online with him thats y its unfair. need to get back on the game only got 2 more missions to do

[vipergfx]

marry me

[girlracer1597]

Already taken!!

[Jacko]

lol, im not into women gamers....girls and consoles shouldnt mix...unless its on the wii.

[chrichvtr]

im bord 2 i was asleep bt fartd n it smelt so bd my gf kick me out theroom cus they linger 4 hours unbeknown 2 her i fink i shit the bed wel thats al bk 2 bordom 4 me n ye thts a bumer with cod4

[girlracer1597]

why not thats a bit unfair, if it wasnt for nfs undergrounds i would have been so bored at college at night (i had to live on campus) what would you preffered me to do some knitting instead?

[vipergfx]

thats mint, though you'd have gone to legendary status in my eyes if you dutch ovened (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A673508) her

[girlracer1597]

that would have been mean

[vipergfx]

girlracer, what would you reaction be if your boyfriend dropped his xbox controller, trapped you under the bedsheets, and dutch ovened you?

[Wayne]

i'm bored to just on the internet looking for stuff.

[girlracer1597]

wot sort of question is that?

[vipergfx]

i'm bored to just on the internet looking for stuff.

raiding the ann summers online store again?

[Mitchell]

im bord 2 i was asleep bt fartd n it smelt so bd my gf kick me out theroom cus they linger 4 hours unbeknown 2 her i fink i shit the bed wel thats al bk 2 bordom 4 me n ye thts a bumer with cod4

lol...

[vipergfx]

its thursday morning banter

[Barry123]

love it

[Jacko]

that fart etiquete bit is awesome.

[Wayne]

raiding the ann summers online store again?

nope, i'm looking for cleaning stuff for my car and some clothes.

[Hughey]

I'm looking for someone to lower my torsion bar, anyone want the job? Can pay by cash or sex?

[chrichvtr]

All i remember is choking on my own aroumer and the girlfriend then caughin cald me a dirty bastard n told me 2 go in spare room and the dutch oven situation happend 1 too many times jus the once so i cnt do it agen

[chrichvtr]

I'm looking for someone to lower my torsion bar, anyone want the job? Can pay by cash or sex?

I can get my mum 2 sit in the boot it wil b reli low at the bak tho mate?

[Hughey]

She's already there mate, that's why I want it doing properly :y:

[chrichvtr]

She's already there mate, that's why I want it doing properly :y:

Cheeky bitch i gave her twenty quid 2 make mine look slamd wonderd y the wheels wernt rubin on the arches

[kenny]

im bored aswel. cant sleep its soo pish like

[chrichvtr]

rite iv built up the dutch courage 2 go bk in her room see what else dutch i cn do in ther jus for u viper!

[Hughey]

useless without pics/vids mate :y:

[chrichvtr]

haha lol

[laura_g]

im bored

[Chris]

rite iv built up the dutch courage 2 go bk in her room see what else dutch i cn do in ther jus for u viper!

Please don't text type..... type your words out fully!!!

Chris :)

[chrichvtr]

same here im well bored again at work anyone got any gd ideas?

[Lee_P]

im bored aswell and at work and hungry even tho had a bacon sarnie

[Chris]

same here im well bored again at work anyone got any gd ideas?

Stop text typing.

Chris :)

[chrichvtr]

Please don't text type..... type your words out fully!!!

Chris :)

i dont normally write like that dude i was on my mobile phone on the internet last night and the text got the better of me sorry peoples :)

[Robb]

same here im well bored again at work anyone got any gd ideas?

get a job?

[Lee_P]

but he is at work robb

[chrichvtr]

get a job?

ive got one :)

i got in the office a couple of hour early to get some work done therefore meaning i have time for some sax-p ;)

[Scattle]

www.boredatwork.net. Or you could oil your rocking horse :d

[chrichvtr]

www.boredatwork.net. Or you could oil your rocking horse :d

lol ive already done that last night after my girlfriend kicked me out for shitting the bed :(.

i cant oil it again anyways because it got piss wet through again on our rock into work im still waiting for robb to send me that waterproof varnish to me

[chrichvtr]

im soo bored im seeing how many farts i can do before i get the blame currently they think its the receptionist because i keep crimpoing one out in her area :)

should play it sometimes its fun :)

[laura_g]

im soo bored im seeing how many farts i can do before i get the blame currently they think its the receptionist because i keep crimpoing one out in her area :)

should play it sometimes its fun :)


Lol thats disguistin

[chrichvtr]

Lol thats disguistin

haha :) sorry what do you suggest to do to prevent boredom?

[Lee_P]

answer the question to whats the meaning of life?

[laura_g]

haha :) sorry what do you suggest to do to prevent boredom?

Erm do the happy shamu dance :homme:

[laura_g]

answer the question to whats the meaning of life?

To enjoy it to the full and have no regrets:hug:

[Scattle]

lol ive already done that last night after my girlfriend kicked me out for shitting the bed :(.

i cant oil it again anyways because it got piss wet through again on our rock into work im still waiting for robb to send me that waterproof varnish to me

excellent, cracked me up that...:d

im soo bored im seeing how many farts i can do before i get the blame currently they think its the receptionist because i keep crimpoing one out in her area :)

should play it sometimes its fun :)
you rank sod :d

[Lee_P]

To enjoy it to the full and have no regrets:hug:

thats is such a good asnwer you have rep:clapping:

[laura_g]

thats is such a good asnwer you have rep:clapping:

Thankyou :hug:

[chrichvtr]

answer the question to whats the meaning of life?

There is no meaning to life itself. There is no purpose to the universe. You can, however, give life meaning through your actions. Make the world a better place for yourself, your contemporaries and your descendents.

[laura_g]

There is no meaning to life itself. There is no purpose to the universe. You can, however, give life meaning through your actions. Make the world a better place for yourself, your contemporaries and your descendents.

What book did you read that out of lmao ;)

[chrichvtr]

no book it is due to my vast knowledge ;)

[chrichvtr]

Erm do the happy shamu dance :homme:

i cant im at work and im already on 2 written warnings for doing it and then throwing water everywhere for the splash effect ;)

[laura_g]

no book it is due to my vast knowledge ;)

Okay then answer this one do chickens just have sex all the time because they always lay eggs, made me think of this when i was watchin chicken run :oops:

[chrichvtr]

Okay then answer this one do chickens just have sex all the time because they always lay eggs, made me think of this when i was watchin chicken run :oops:

Hens begin laying at 18 – 20 weeks of age and a healthy chicken will
lay about one egg a day. A hen does not need a rooster to lay eggs
and eggs are produced in response to day light patterns. The eggs we
buy in the store are not fertilized (they don’t hatch). The size of
the egg is dependant on the age of the hen. Older birds lay larger
eggs.

There you are any more questions?

[laura_g]

Hens begin laying at 18 – 20 weeks of age and a healthy chicken will
lay about one egg a day. A hen does not need a rooster to lay eggs
and eggs are produced in response to day light patterns. The eggs we
buy in the store are not fertilized (they don’t hatch). The size of
the egg is dependant on the age of the hen. Older birds lay larger
eggs.

There you are any more questions?

What came first the chicken or the egg:p

[Barry123]

What came first the chicken or the egg:p

a evolutionary relative of the chicken.

[chrichvtr]

the egg couldnt come first or the COCKerel couldnt fertilise it therefore a chicken and COCKerel came first :)

[laura_g]

a evolutionary relative of the chicken.

a dinosaur

[chrichvtr]

chickenasourasrex :panic:

[Lee_P]

errmmmm some random animal tried for a shit and laid an egg and tardarrr we have chickens

[chrichvtr]

i think you fertilsed the egg lee_p u seem to know a lot of its appearance?:detective:

[Wayne]

i'm bored now, got the cold to:( think i will go out shopping later.

[Lee_P]

i think you fertilsed the egg lee_p u seem to know a lot of its appearance?:detective:

any hole is a goal fact!!!

[chrichvtr]

there was no hole though lee_p do you plead guilty or not guilty on the charges of molestering an unfertilised hatch in which then became fertilised once you had commited this sexual offence?

[Lee_P]

lmao dear jury on the basis that there was no hole i therefore deem it impossible for me to fertilise the egg so i therfore i plead not guilty

[chrichvtr]

but u continued to malester the egg until a hole appeared did you not mr lee_p

[chrichvtr]

as xmas is coming up and as everyone knows i have my rocking horse and money is tight i am puttin up for sale my rocking horse shit i thought it would get a bit of money as everyone is always like 'its like rockinghorse shit to buy etc'

any offers?

[chrichvtr]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/saxo-vts-vtr-quickshift_W0QQitemZ330195660888QQihZ014QQcategory Z72205QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

are these any gd? im looking to purchase some items for when i get my vtr?its mainly due to the fact that i think it would look tidier than a normal gearstick or are they tacky in real life?

[laura_g]

as xmas is coming up and as everyone knows i have my rocking horse and money is tight i am puttin up for sale my rocking horse shit i thought it would get a bit of money as everyone is always like 'its like rockinghorse shit to buy etc'

any offers?

Erm 1p

[chrichvtr]

Erm 1p

are you real????

i thought it would be worth a fortune id rather eat it...

[laura_g]

are you real????

i thought it would be worth a fortune id rather eat it...

It did but then it belonged to you so sort of lost in value sorry :homme:

[laura_g]

It did but then it belonged to you so sort of lost in value sorry :homme:

Im only jokin you :hug:

[Lee_P]

Im only jokin you :hug:

you gave in way to easy :n:

[laura_g]

you gave in way to easy :n:

I know i felt too harsh, im too nice arent i :oops:

[Lee_P]

I know i felt too harsh, im too nice arent i :oops:

YUP ! should of let him weep to his horse abit more then gave :hug: mnaking you super nice

[laura_g]

Felt shady though knocking my little shamu buddy

[chrichvtr]

Felt shady though knocking my little shamu buddy

im never posting again :(

goodbye all ive had a great time on sax-p and enjoyed the shamu dance but some people push ya 2 far im going to spend some time with my rocking horse like lee_p said :flush:

[laura_g]

im never posting again :(

goodbye all ive had a great time on sax-p and enjoyed the shamu dance but some people push ya 2 far im going to spend some time with my rocking horse like lee_p said :flush:

:bored: sorry what was that ;)

[Lee_P]

im never posting again :(

goodbye all ive had a great time on sax-p and enjoyed the shamu dance but some people push ya 2 far im going to spend some time with my rocking horse like lee_p said :flush:

hahaahaha you shall be missed my rocking horse buddy

[laura_g]

hahaahaha you shall be missed my rocking horse buddy

Haha dont worry he will be back, he will miss me too much lol :afro:

[chrichvtr]

back cause i saw saxperience going downhill without me :)

your lucky im still your shamu friend laura!!!!!

[laura_g]

back cause i saw saxperience going downhill without me :)

your lucky im still your shamu friend laura!!!!!

Please :homme:

[Lee_P]

back cause i saw saxperience going downhill without me :)

your lucky im still your shamu friend laura!!!!!

no your life didnt mean anything without us dont lie

[chrichvtr]

ok i admit it!!! i went into a rapid rate of decline and began by eating cream buns and ice creams and in the 5mins i was so down i put on 3 stone!!! so i decided to come back for my health :(

[laura_g]

ok i admit it!!! i went into a rapid rate of decline and began by eating cream buns and ice creams and in the 5mins i was so down i put on 3 stone!!! so i decided to come back for my health :(

Aw dont worry shamu :hug:

[chrichvtr]

thanks :oops: dont make it so noticeable u love me on the forums tho laura ive got to empty my inbox because of all thos messages ya sent last night so just calm it down a bit!! lol :p

[Lee_P]

hahah you need to ride that horse to loose all those pounds now look what you did to yourself

[laura_g]

thanks :oops: dont make it so noticeable u love me on the forums tho laura ive got to empty my inbox because of all thos messages ya sent last night so just calm it down a bit!! lol :p

Lol you wish kidda :homme:

[chrichvtr]

hahah you need to ride that horse to loose all those pounds now look what you did to yourself

i know mate laura is even denying she loves me:p

[chrichvtr]

Aw dont worry shamu :hug:

you know thats not true!!!!

[laura_g]

i know mate laura is even denying she loves me:p

Lmao aww ;)

[laura_g]

you know thats not true!!!!

Of course i do :homme:

[Lee_P]

will you two get a room or share the love with me lmao

[laura_g]

will you two get a room or share the love with me lmao

Yeah come on everyone join in :panic:

[Lee_P]

only if the horse is involved

[laura_g]

only if the horse is involved

hehe ;)

[chrichvtr]

only if the horse is involved

only laura gets that treatment mate but being as im now a fat bastard due to LAURA depressing me im going to have to let ya i cant be picky!!!

:oops:

[laura_g]

only laura gets that treatment mate but being as im now a fat bastard due to LAURA depressing me im going to have to let ya i cant be picky!!!

:oops:

You'd think id feel guilty but i dont im afraid :bored:

[chrichvtr]

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/fatbastard_big.jpg

MAYBE THIS LATEST SHOT OF ME WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY!!!!

[laura_g]

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/fatbastard_big.jpg

MAYBE THIS LATEST SHOT OF ME WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY!!!!

NAH IT TURNS ME ON :ill:

[chrichvtr]

lol :) im glad!!!

[laura_g]

Wot that i was jokin

[Lee_P]

YOUVE POSTED ANOTHER LINK I CANT SEE IS IT A RUDEEEEEEEEEE AGAIN

sorry didnt realise i had caps on

[chrichvtr]

Wot that i was jokin

:( dont push me away again laura lol atleast now i can make the big splashes and help shamu along a little :)

[laura_g]

YOUVE POSTED ANOTHER LINK I CANT SEE IS IT A RUDEEEEEEEEEE AGAIN

sorry didnt realise i had caps on

It was a pic of shamu ;)

[chrichvtr]

YOUVE POSTED ANOTHER LINK I CANT SEE IS IT A RUDEEEEEEEEEE AGAIN

sorry didnt realise i had caps on

nah just googled fat bastard ino google images and pic of sum fat dude on there

[Lee_P]

hahah you crazy fool

[laura_g]

hahah you crazy fool

Justifyin himself aw :hug:

[chrichvtr]

Justifyin himself aw :hug:

you ever watched wedding singer' laura?

i dont want ya to choke tho :y:

hehe il be singing that fuker all day now!!!!


You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head

[laura_g]

you ever watched wedding singer' laura?

i dont want ya to choke tho :y:

hehe il be singing that fuker all day now!!!!


You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head


I love that film but dont kill yourself :hug:

[laura_g]

aw thats the first time anyone has sang me a song shame its a bad one

[chrichvtr]

i love the film too

especially.....

wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.
I wanna make a splash with you. LOL

sorry i love them sorta movies im a big fat softy :)

[laura_g]

i love the film too

especially.....

wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.
I wanna make a splash with you. LOL

sorry i love them sorta movies im a big fat softy :)

aw bless ya :hug: :hug: :hug: :oops:

[chrichvtr]

well the i wanna grow old with you was what i sang to you :)

the omebody kill me song is only when u reject me lol

[laura_g]

well the i wanna grow old with you was what i sang to you :)

the omebody kill me song is only when u reject me lol

:sweetheart: x

[chrichvtr]

:sweetheart: x

hahah :y:

[laura_g]

hahah :y:

hehe :oops:

[Lee_P]

Lee_P offiaclay has left the room

[laura_g]

Lee_P offiaclay has left the room

Lol ;)

[chrichvtr]

Lee_P offiaclay has left the room

take my rocking horse with ya mate ya can have it ;0

[laura_g]

take my rocking horse with ya mate ya can have it ;0

Im gona go home now and watch that film :A:

[chrichvtr]

good good hope ya feel loved...

chrichvtr spreading sax-p love since 6th dec..the jolly fat bastard

[laura_g]

good good hope ya feel loved...

chrichvtr spreading sax-p love since 6th dec..the jolly fat bastard

I do now yeah :), u aint really fat are you :oops:

[chrichvtr]

I do now yeah :), u aint really fat are you :oops:

haha nooo lmao bless ya even tho i went into a state of depression i couldnt get too any food lol ;)

[laura_g]

haha nooo lmao bless ya even tho i went into a state of depression i couldnt get too any food lol ;)

Hehe that ok then not that i have a thing against em lol

[chrichvtr]

Hehe that ok then not that i have a thing against em lol

lol bless ya

[laura_g]

lol bless ya

:oops: just making myself clear