caution.... thread will contain swearing

[Smithy]

FUCK, WANK, SHIT, TITS, ARSE, BOLLOCKS, BASTARD, COCK...

Some bastard (although i'm fairly certain its a woman) side-swiped my rear bumper today while the car was parked up at work. Talk about deja-vu. Nearly the exact same time as the front bumper got done last year... smileys/smiley7.gif

Its not much, but will either require a respray or new bumper as the scuff has gone over the black trim of the bumper. Piss me off. If its who i think it is, then i doubt the silly trout realised she'd hit it seeing as she was driving a sherman tank of a lexus.

God, i'm hacked off. Didn't even leave a note or fuck all, thats what really gets on my tits.

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[alex19]

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[Zany_Jim]

Go have a look at that persons car see if they have bits of your car on theirs. smileys/smiley19.gif

[Smithy]

I will tomorrow, trouble is there wasn't much paint damage to mine, its scuffed rather than smacked if you know what i mean. God damn it...... smileys/smiley4.gif

[Zany_Jim]

Damn im feeling for ya but most lexus's are silver so it should so up if it was her.Hope you find out who it was and send the bill smileys/smiley17.gif

[Smithy]

Nah, hers is an older model lexus, great barge..... shitty dull green colour. After the hastles i had last year with the (very rich) arsehole who did the front bumper i'm thinking of just paying for it myself and be done with it.

[Zany_Jim]

That sucks big time is it a stock bumper?

[Smithy]

Yep its a standard vt bumper. Trouble is i like the standard rear bumper and wasn't planing on changing it as i haven't seen anything i really like to replace it with. Every one i've seen is too ott for my liking. Really sucks is im having a new alarm fitted next weekend so won't be able to afford it for another month or so. smileys/smiley7.gif

[GreenSaxo]

smileys/smiley31.gif poor davey smileys/smiley31.gif

[oz_borne]

should've come to bristol.

but what a fucker that is dude.

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[JamieB]

unlucky man! it sucks when sumthing bad happens to your car! i think like oz said we shud have gone to bristol! smileys/smiley19.gif ahh well, there is always the possible sax-p 2nd meet to come as well as french car show

[Smithy]

Just so hacked off. My blood is boiling smileys/smiley7.gif .

Can't wait til tomorrow, going to stick a sacrcastic sign in the car park warning that some people who use it are incapable of parking with causing damage. Any thoughts on new bumpers? Don't want anything ott, had a look through the site but nothing grabbed me....

[SaxoAL]

What a bitch mate.
Id stick with the standard style bumper mate. Get it repaired and smoothed at the same time.

[Smithy]

Yeah, i'm going to keep the original style, but not sure it can be repaired...... the black trim on the top is scuffed. Don't want to colour code it as i like the contrast, so am on the look out for a new (used) bumper.

Fuck, shit, bollocks..... smileys/smiley4.gif

Although when something like this happens it makes me feel like selling the car and geting a shit box old metro. Less fucking hassles.

[SaxoAL]

Couple of VT bumpers on ssc chap

[Scott]

get the fucking shotguns, lads we are going hunting!

[DevilDamo]

dave, i take it where you work, there are no cctv cameras?

[Andyt]

that sucks the big 1 Dave. Sorry to hear that. Shite when stuff like that happens.

[Raysax]

Sorry 2 hear Dave n i no wot u mean wen u say bout it makes u want 2 gt a shitbox of a car, sum people jus dnt give a shit bout other peoples property n it really hacks me off 2. smileys/smiley7.gif

Bt stay smileys/smiley16.gif M8, u can gt it sorted n itll b back gleaming in no time. smileys/smiley14.gif

[Smithy]

dave, i take it where you work, there are no cctv cameras?

Nope there aren't. Still fingers crossed we maybe able to sort it tomorrow...... maybe smileys/smiley4.gif .

On another note, my luverly new clusters aren't on the car anymore, the drivers side has just let in a gallon of water! Something wrong with the seal (the light seal not a water based animal.....) Email to Cituning and wait! smileys/smiley7.gif

I GIVE UP!!!</font>

[boz]

smithy, just be a true gent. wait a few days then jam your knee into the side of the tarts car who you think did it.
some twat parked his car so close to mine that when he opened his door it hit my car, left a great big dirty dent in my door. i could feel my blood boiling so i discretly placed my knee into his rear quarter a few times. new bmw coupes look nice with 2 dents in the rear quarter. was going to leave a note but it slipped my mind. lol

[Smithy]

Well, my bumper has had some tlc and most of the scuff has gone, you can only really see slight damage when you get right in close. Small ding in the bumper is visible now but hey, fuck it..... saves me having to get a new bumper.

Well, i saw the car which i thought hit mine and to be honest its a bit hard to tell if its the right car, seeing as how the front bumper is literally covered in scrapes and dents! smileys/smiley5.gif Ladies and gentlemen i think we have found the culprit! Sarcastic note has ben left on the windscreen and i await developments!

[WalzVTR]

Contents of the note?

[G_man_GT]

contents of the letter? :
when i find out you dented my motor, you'll have to started gettin used to drvin your car like this smileys/smiley17.gif

http://www.essex.police.uk/pages/news/pictures/my99_01a.jpg

[Smithy]

Contents of the note?

Um.... can't remeber what i scribbled down. Was something along the lines of..... "Thanks very much for damaging my car on monday and not leaving a note. Was a nice surprise when i got home and discovered the paint had been scraped. Can't be totally sure it was you, but judging from the state of your bumper its odds on it was. Word of advice, if you have trouble parking your curent car i suggest getting something smaller which you may be able to park without causing damage to other peoples property."

Bitch.

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[WalzVTR]

LMFBO! © sax-p!

bet she wasnt happy when she was reading that.