Best film quote ever

[E1999G]

Whats your best film quote. I havent got one, got a few

" That aint a pool thats a big ass pubble rapped in blue plastic" Bad Boys 2

" If you want to be a big cop in a small town f**k off down the model village" Hot Fuzz

" Is it true there is a point in a mans head where if you shot it it will blow up" Hot Fuzz

"Nothing its tip top just the colour im not sure about" Snatch

[laura_g]

titanic- il never let you go jack

then she lets go off him to save her own ass

[Emma_ZS]

titanic- il never let you go jack

then she lets go off him to save her own ass

lmao! hahahaha quality

[chrichvtr]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

[chrichvtr]

snatch ftw

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

[Danr]

Re to the post..

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99792&highlight=quotes

[chrichvtr]

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

[Karl]

~ Snatch and Lockstock are full of amazing lines.

[AdamW]

List could go on.....been covered many times......Watch seasons 1-7 of Sopranos......AWESOME

[djrem]

i quote films all the time."i love the smell of napalm in the morning, its the smell of victory"


"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6jelU4amC2g&feature=related

[craig180]

Freeeeeeeze mother bitches

or

What you go blow the ni**ers head off for?

[leeroybrown]

"If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! "

[chrichvtr]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

[chrichvtr]

Shake and bake!

[chrichvtr]

Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas.
Man on the Subway: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Ricky Bobby: I- I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately.
Man on the Subway: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you

[CampDavid]

Obvious one, but I'm willing to bet a fair few of the youger members won't get it

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. You know there ain't no sig....

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. No.

1. Why isn't there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. Why?

1. Because storing dead niggers isn't my fucking business, that's why

Good film (sorry for any offence caused due to language in dialogue, though it is paramount for the film quote and in no way disrespctful to any race, gender or religion

[chrichvtr]

Obvious one, but I'm willing to bet a fair few of the youger members won't get it

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. You know there ain't no sig....

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. No.

1. Why isn't there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. Why?

1. Because storing dead niggers isn't my fucking business, that's why

Good film (sorry for any offence caused due to language in dialogue, though it is paramount for the film quote and in no way disrespctful to any race, gender or religion


pulp fiction??

im 18 and know it everyone should!!!!!

[craig180]

Awesome film David, and follows on just nicely from my quote too!

[minxymears]

i quote films all the time."i love the smell of napalm in the morning, its the smell of victory"


"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6jelU4amC2g&feature=related

:y: legendary!

[Brown87]

I qoute lines from Borat and Austin Powers all the time :y:

[Danr]

Lock stock...

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

[Ross-1987]

" Screw you guys, im going home..." :y:

[theshrew69]

I qoute lines from Borat and Austin Powers all the time :y:

Borat yes but you cant use lines from Austin Powers mate you will loose your Mojo :panic: :panic:

[betty02]

Dude you got a tattoo
No way dude so have you
what does mine say *turns around*
sweeeet, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
duuuude, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
sweeeet, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
duuuude, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
sweeeet, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
duuuude, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
sweeeet, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*
duuuude, wait wait what does mine say *turns around*

[djrem]

Theres 2 o's in Goose

[betty02]

http://quotations.about.com/cs/moviequotes/a/bl_scarface.htm

and

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film1888/quotes

[chrichvtr]

get in my belly!!!

[nufc_lad]

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one

Tony Montana

[djrem]

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one

Tony Montana

never knew he said that and was pissed off as thats what i wanted to watch the film for until i discovered subtitles

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5cWmZbbSUg

[Raz]

Lamest quote - i live my life a quater mile at a time, for those 10 seconds or less...im free

[laura_g]

Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas.
Man on the Subway: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Ricky Bobby: I- I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately.
Man on the Subway: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you

lol your trying to be gangster just admit it you love the wedding singer... hey linda, your a bitch lol

[chrichvtr]

lol your trying to be gangster just admit it you love the wedding singer... hey linda, your a bitch lol

prefer

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( home alone slaps on aftershave)

[laura_g]

prefer

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( home alone slaps on aftershave)

i dont understand :panic:

[Raz]

i dont understand :panic:
home alone the film Laura....when he puts his dads aftershave on and screams....arrrrggghhhh. Alchol in the aftershave onto open pours....stings a tad lol

[chrichvtr]

home alone the film Laura....when he puts his dads aftershave on and screams....arrrrggghhhh. Alchol in the aftershave onto open pours....stings a tad lol

laura you are getting too expensive for the forums simo is having to pay for interpretors for you!!!

[laura_g]

lol no your just not making yourself clear

[Raz]

lol no your just not making yourself clear
its ok darling....i take paypal for the help i give ;):P:y:

[laura_g]

its ok darling....i take paypal for the help i give ;):P:y:

lol patronisin little devil :oops:

[Raz]

lol patronisin little devil :oops:
little devil!?!? not that small!! lol

[laura_g]

thankgod i didnt swear lol

[Raz]

thankgod i didnt swear lol
:( you e-bully!!!

[laura_g]

:( you e-bully!!!

aww im sorry :hug:

[Raz]

aww im sorry :hug:
appology accepted aslong as you make up for it :p

[laura_g]

i talk to ya thats good enough lol

[Raz]

i talk to ya thats good enough lol
i suppose lol

another qoute which is sooo true

'doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile.....winning is winng'

[chrichvtr]

vin diesil - fast and furios

[laura_g]

quiet frankly my dear, i dont give a damn

[Raz]

vin diesil - fast and furios
correct lol had it on last night in the missus....wernt watching it that much lol

[chrichvtr]

raz you realy should tell us stories of when your in your missus

[laura_g]

correct lol had it on last night in the missus....wernt watching it that much lol

wonder why :panic:

[Raz]

raz you realy should tell us stories of when your in your missus

book goes on sale on monday.....cd following monday.....dvd new years day ;) you can have all early mate :y:

wonder why :panic:

cos we were 'sleeping'?

[laura_g]

book goes on sale on monday.....cd following monday.....dvd new years day ;) you can have all early mate :y:



cos we were 'sleeping'?

course

[Raz]

course
we were..... filmed bored us both....

[chrichvtr]

course

laura you disgust me its just sex sex sex with you some of us sleep ya know!!!

[Ruddy]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

DanR said this to me the first time we met.............

[laura_g]

laura you disgust me its just sex sex sex with you some of us sleep ya know!!!

err coming from you lol

[Raz]

laura you disgust me its just sex sex sex with you some of us sleep ya know!!!
thank you matthew!!!

[Ruddy]

Flatley my dear, i dont riverdance

Ruddy trying to be romantic when pissed up.........

[laura_g]

Ruddy trying to be romantic when pissed up.........

lol class :clapping:

[chrichvtr]

erm yeah and why not

[laura_g]

erm yeah and why not

your like hugh flippin heffner lol

[eoey]

"it's not how you stand by your car its how you race your car you gotta learn that"

[chrichvtr]

your like hugh flippin heffner lol

just cause ur my bitch?

back to quotes please before laura loops mounts me again in her attempt to be playboy playmate!!!!

[laura_g]

what ever

[Raz]

"it's not how you stand by your car its how you race your car you gotta learn that"
ja rule - fast and furious :p

[Paul]

"wau wau wau very nice, how much?"

"You wil' neva get dis lalalallala"

"King of castle king of castle"

[chrichvtr]

Uncle Curtis: [to Trife, holding a knife] I want you to carve a "c" from the corner of his eye to the corner of his mouth.
kidulthood

[Baz]

quite obviously....

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=6584688


Thought it was hilarious myself :( also thought this was piss funny.


Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowery: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!

[stiffler69]

White people are dead were getting the f*ck outta here

Scary movie forgot to add where it came from

[Crunkers]

"I thought you said he was a get away driver?...What the f**k can he get away from huh?" Snatch

"Fucking northern monkeys" Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Fookin southern fairies" Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Jackman]

Tyrone. you silly fat bastard.

Who took the jam outa your doughnut?

[Crunkers]

Tyrone. you silly fat bastard.

Haha, like that one too.

"I f**king hate pikeys"

[Danr]

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

ha ha ha!

[boz]

YOUR GOING TO GET REAMED!!!!

from DEEPCHEEKS 4 ;)

[DawsonWicked]

"Hello Ladycake" Borat !

[Roper]

Italian Job (Original)

"You're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off !"

[Maxwell]

original charlie and the chocolate factoty:

"AUGUSTUS, save some for later"

Half Baked (a stoner film):

"where would you be from?"
"well i'd be from jamica mann.....down by the beach....boy-hee"

Dogma: jays rant rant near the end...

"get offa me, i wanna see whats up!!!

what the fuck is this shit, who the fuck are you lady...why the fuck did you hug my head?"

'quite a lot of mouth on him, isnt there'

"what the fuck is this...the piano? why aint this brother talkin'?"

'i believe the answers that you seek, lie within my companions eyes'

"what the fuck does that mean, has everyone gone fucking nuts. what the fuck happened to that guys head??...i want some..... *silence*

[BABASAX]

NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

not my fav but very popular quote

Dirty Dancing for them who dont know

[Wayne]

mines, what you can't kill the pig with his clothes on, simpsons movie.

[Predator_R32]

its got to be either

clint eastwood - do ya feel lucky punk, well do ya

or

arnie - ill be back or asta la vista baby

[Ross-1987]

"Get busy living or get busy dieng"

Shawshank redemption

[laura_g]

NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER

not my fav but very popular quote

Dirty Dancing for them who dont know

wahoo winner :y:

[DavoVTR]

Obvious one, but I'm willing to bet a fair few of the youger members won't get it

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. You know there ain't no sig....

1. Is there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. No.

1. Why isn't there a sign on the side of my house that says dead nigger storage?

2. Why?

1. Because storing dead niggers isn't my fucking business, that's why

Good film (sorry for any offence caused due to language in dialogue, though it is paramount for the film quote and in no way disrespctful to any race, gender or religion

ya got it slightly wrong pal... its: "Did you notice the sign at the front of my house that says "Dead Nigger Storage?" - I know this, because its my message tone!

(Also, no offense intended due to race/religion or otherwise)

[DavoVTR]

"I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal"

"as far back as i could remember, I always knew I wanted to be a gangster"

"I had to make him an offer he couldn't refuse"

"Zed's Dead Baby"

and the whole script from the commentary from Nicky Santoro and Sam Rothstein (Pesci and De Niro) from Casino - those who have seen it will understand "commentary"

[carlos45]

HAPPY GILMORE-
Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Chubbs: They never let me play on the pro tour.
Happy Gilmore: Oh I'm sorry, Because your black?
Chubbs: HELL no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...

[Jacko]

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

[GrantW]

Mike Lowery: Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should get one just like it.

Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.

Marcus Burnett: My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
Mike Lowery: Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
Marcus Burnett: When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.

Mike Lowery: Marcus I found something. A finger.
Marcus Burnett: What, did the rats eat the rest of him?!

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? Whats to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Written down the side of mine...

Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

Turkish: Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face.

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

Turkish:Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.

Apologies for the load of quotes, but every single one of them is mint lol.

[boz]

BORAT

looking at a tortoise

BORAT: is that a cat in a hat?
REDNECK: no its a toooooorrrrrrttooooooooissssssee, yee haa

[Hanuman]

the happy gilmour ones made me laugh just reading them, he must have overall some of the best one liners ever in all of his films overall

[Hanuman]

Dumb and Dumber
Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Forrest Gump (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.

happy gilmore ben stiller Nursing home assist- Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
assist- What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
assist - Oh, well, now your backs gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so

[doely_gti]

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL <--- american pie

classic one liner

[laura_g]

jackass- weeman kick yourself in the head

[josh1989]

'woh woh, put the gun down and get me a packet of fruit bubbleiscious'

'yeh..and some skittles'

[gartrell]

someday, that day might never come

Godfather.

Get in the car now Garry mate

Lockstock

[josh1989]

top gun:

'mess this up and you'll be flying a plane full of rubber dog shit out of taiwan'
'i got the need......the need for speed'

austin powers:

'you know what, when the doors close...just say go. better.'

'oh minime i don't know what i'd do if i lost you..i'd probably move on, get another clone, but ther'ed be a 10 minute peroid where i'd just be inconsolable'

'i want ma baby back baby back ribs'

'all i ask for is frikkin sharks with frikkkiinnn laser beams attached to their frikkkinnn heads.ok'

'magma'

i could go on

[Jamesaxo]

"if the milk turns sour im not the kinda pussy to drink it" - lock stokc and two smoking barrells

[Crunkers]

Mike "What the hell are you doing?"
Marcus "Just trying to keep my shit cool" Bad Boys

"I am the law!" Judge Dread

"Lets get one thing straight actor I don't trust you, and if you betray us, I'll rip your f**king balls off and stuff them up your ass, so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?" Team America

"Surprise cockfags!" Team America

[stevie_baby]

Shake and bake!

quality!! bad boys 1 &2 have some gd lines in them too although personally i liked this 1 from i-robot " atchoo! sorry about that but im allergic to bullshit!"

[LucaZone]

"That was so bad, I think you gave me CANCER!%&*!"

Calculon - Futurama

[Ross-1987]

"That was so bad, I think you gave me CANCER!%&*!"

Calculon - Futurama

Haha most of the quotes from futurama leave me in stiches :y:

[Maxwell]

american pie the wedding has soooooo many its unreal lol...especially the uncut version

one of the best is:

stiller:..."for im gonna get laaaaaaaid finch fucker, cos im gonna hang out with my wang out!....AND IM GONNA ROCK OUT, WITH MY COCK OUT!! OHH YEA YOU LIKE THAT BITCH!!"

[Maxwell]

also stiffler: "congratulation jism!"

stiffler after coming out of gay club: "told ya that guy wanted to fuck me"

uncut version...watch this scene where stiffler is talking to blow up doll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCOmErLAbWo

fucking legendary lol

[Raz]

also stiffler: "congratulation jism!"

stiffler after coming out of gay club: "told ya that guy wanted to fuck me"

uncut version...watch this scene where stiffler is talking to blow up doll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCOmErLAbWo

fucking legendary lol
hahaha i remember that one :y:

[Modified]

"Cant a brother just deal some drugs" - 51st State

"That do got some sh!t on his lip" - How High

"i can hear knocking but you cant come in" - cheech and chong :D

[Raz]

"Cant a brother just deal some drugs" - 51st State

"That do got some sh!t on his lip" - How High

"i can hear knocking but you cant come in" - cheech and chong :D
last one funny :y:

[vidal]

Where's yer tool? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Pth6cyGg0&feature=related)

V.

[The_Notorious_C_A_T]

keep the change, ya filthy animal - home alone (angels with dirty souls or something like that)

Might have already been said though, haven;t read the whole thread lol

[djrem]

also stiffler: "congratulation jism!"

stiffler after coming out of gay club: "told ya that guy wanted to fuck me"

uncut version...watch this scene where stiffler is talking to blow up doll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCOmErLAbWo

fucking legendary lol

"you insensitive prick....sleep well princess!"

ha ha hah

[Raz]

Where's yer tool? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Pth6cyGg0&feature=related)

V.
now that is a quote and a half!!! lol

[Mr_X]

i like sex, its nice - borat
Yippee ki-yay motherf*cker - Die hard

[boz]

ALONG CAME POLLY

best quote ever!!!!!!!!!

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.

Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?

Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.

Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.

Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.