Christenings for cars (topic moved to football :S)

[JimoVTR]

Just read a thread, about sex on bonnets.

So, how many of you filthy fcukers have christened your car(s)?


Iv had 4 cars

Punto - :y: one person
Corsa - :y: two people
Saxo1 - :y: one person
Saxo2 - :n:

[laura_g]

not me

[Clouds_mate]

Never have, dont really plan on either.

Got a lovely big bed at home lol

[saxodan]

show of

first car- 1
second car-0
dads car- wouldent dare... lol

[Jacko]

in my pimp wagon....ehh NONE!

[JimoVTR]

Never have, dont really plan on either.

Got a lovely big bed at home lol

was seein a girl with a nice big bed at hers, she couldn wait, so i had to pull in the layby.


however, the VTR wont get it, had the ex try (outside the house, fuckin moron), told her no. I got none that night

[Clouds_mate]

I only use my car to get too and from work.

Only time i do go out in the car is usually with the mrs is when i want a drink and make her drive.

[JimoVTR]

been without my car for a week so far!

legs are aching badly lol

[KamRacing]

snail trails on the seats are a bitch to get off

[chrichvtr]

renault clio - 2
courtesy car 5 door micra - 2 dont know how in that car!!
punto - 1
c2-fuck off bitches not risking it and theres not enough room!!

[Jacko]

snail trails...ahahahhaa

[laura_g]

nah one in my clio (love wagon) really lol

[Modified]

had 4 cars and christened all of them with the gf at the time :) and still with the lady from the 2nd 3rd and 4th car :D

[JimoVTR]

snail trails on the seats are a bitch to get off

always keep a beach towell in the boot ;)

[liam_b]

1st car 4 girls just had to replace the pessanger seat as most the bolts fell out of it and cuple bits snaped off opps lol

[Hanuman]

tried it once in a seat ibiza was pretty crap to be fair, unless your 5ft tall its crap, wouldnt even bother in the saxo i had

[AM4R]

always keep a beach towell in the boot ;)

hahaha

[Modified]

always keep a beach towell in the boot ;)

yeah ne like that is must ;)

[claret-vtr]

Snail trails hahahahaha

No ive never either more down to the girlfriend than me though.

[AdamW]

Only ever had highway head.........thats about it.....wouldnt attempt sex in a saxo....can imagine getting massive cramp

[Rosstafarian]

tried it once in a seat ibiza was pretty crap to be fair, unless your 5ft tall its crap, wouldnt even bother in the saxo i had

full sunroof ftw :y:

[Peejous]

my first car = 3 girls
my saxo = 1 girl
over my mates saxo = 1 girl lol

[craig180]

Never shagged over my bonnet. Wouldn't want to spoil the paint.

Never shagged inside my car. Bit difficult with all that scaffolding and a seat that doesn't recline

Abused previous cars though tbh. Prefer shagging in public or in hotel windows where people can see you

[laura_g]

my bonnet got dented and im not even fat

[Paul]

Old car: 0
New car: 1
Dads car: 1

:d :evil:

[Hannah]

None :sad:

[Paul]

None :sad:

You should try it sometime ;)

Funniest part is when someone drives past flashing and beeping -.-

[Peejous]

None :sad:

There's time ;)

[Hannah]

You should try it sometime ;)

Funniest part is when someone drives past flashing and beeping -.-

Haha, now the sax is back to normal. Might have too. Ever tried it on freezing cold metal on stripped out saxo? lol

There's time ;)

lol, On my to-do-list now.

[AdamW]

Sex in public.....without the girls consent is immense

[claret-vtr]

Only ever had highway head.........thats about it.....wouldnt attempt sex in a saxo....can imagine getting massive cramp

Souds like fun but could be dangerous.:y:

[claret-vtr]

Sex in public.....without the girls consent is immense

Thats a spunk and run

[JimoVTR]

Sex in public.....without the girls consent is immense

SUPRISE

[Paul]

Haha, now the sax is back to normal. Might have too. Ever tried it on freezing cold metal on stripped out saxo? lol


Ah would never do that.. I have a duvet (sp?) in the boot and my bucket seats recline all the way back, always nice and warm ;)

[JimoVTR]

Thats a spunk and run

thought is was poke 'n' run

[Clouds_mate]

i once had sex in an alley way on the way home from clubbing.





i say sex, i was actually playing with myself after i took a piss

[Hannah]

Ah would never do that.. I have a duvet (sp?) in the boot and my bucket seats recline all the way back, always nice and warm ;)

Oh the bucket seats reclined. lol.

Need a destination now...

[Ruddy]

Abused previous cars though tbh. Prefer shagging in public or in hotel windows where people can see you

FTW

In hotel bedroom in the a.m. overlooking Leeds city square floor to ceiling windows.

[Ruddy]

i once had sex in an alley way on the way home from clubbing.





i say sex, i was actually playing with myself after i took a piss


We've all been there......... While you were doing it

[AdamW]

FTW

In hotel bedroom in the a.m. overlooking Leeds city square floor to ceiling windows.

Takes me back mate......when can we do it again

[craig180]

FTW

In hotel bedroom in the a.m. overlooking Leeds city square floor to ceiling windows.

same wavelength;)

[pjsaunders06]

2 in my clio
2 in my escort
2 in my saxo lol

[Ruddy]

Takes me back mate......when can we do it again

Next sax-p xmas do?

[chrichvtr]

jimovtr's avatar looks like its been a victim of spunk and run with the white bits all over!!!

[claret-vtr]

thought is was poke 'n' run

think spunk and run is better tbh:y:

[Jacko]

thought is was poke 'n' run

thought it was 'rape'

[Clouds_mate]

i hear man utd players like to have sex in hotel rooms. I say sex i actually mean rape.

[Ruddy]

thought it was 'rape'

Black Irish you make me laugh.

[pjsaunders06]

thought it was 'rape'

its not rape if you shout surprise

[JimoVTR]

Next sax-p xmas do?

No show tbh

jimovtr's avatar looks like its been a victim of spunk and run with the white bits all over!!!

Snow effect ;)

thought it was 'rape'

Lower the tone

[craig180]

i hear man utd players like to have sex in hotel rooms. I say sex i actually mean rape.

Manchester United refuse to comment!

Which Man U players are 19 years old?

[JimoVTR]

i hear man utd players like to have sex in hotel rooms. I say sex i actually mean rape.

its bollocks and you know it.

just jelous, wheres chelsea nowadays?

[Clouds_mate]

Jonny Evans, he handed himself in last night

[Jacko]

its just a coincidence that im from northern ireland, and so is 19 year old northern ireland international johnny evans.

[Clouds_mate]

its bollocks and you know it.

just jelous, wheres chelsea nowadays?

Still in London iirc.

[pjsaunders06]

Manchester United refuse to comment!

Which Man U players are 19 years old?

typical bird that wants to be in the paper and sue a footballer, it was evans i think

[JimoVTR]

Nani and Anderson iirc

Could be a reserves member...

[Scattle]

yup http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7151624.stm

[JimoVTR]

Still in London iirc.

:clapping: Leckie 1 - Jimo 0

i laughed at tha

[craig180]

Still in London iirc.

Is that above Arsenal or below???

[Jacko]

Is that above Arsenal or below???

below manchester iirc.

[Ruddy]

its just a coincidence that im from northern ireland, and so is 19 year old northern ireland international johnny evans.

All northern Irelanders are notorious for their RPG handling ability and rape tbh. Especially Black Irishmen........

[Clouds_mate]

Is that above Arsenal or below???

weep...

[Clouds_mate]

tbf league is far from over.

its going to be a wicked second half of the season thats for sure.

[JimoVTR]

this thread is great

Sex and football!

[chrichvtr]

is it rape if you pretend you know them and then afterwards realise there a random person?

[craig180]

below manchester iirc.

Don't tell me you're a Man U fan as well? I honestly thought I couldn't like you any less

awaits bad rep from all Man U fans - saxo180 rep score -78628482741754! with 18 red blobs

[Jacko]

All northern Irelanders are notorious for their RPG handling ability and rape tbh. Especially Black Irishmen........

its full off people casually firing RPG's and raping people, correct.

[JimoVTR]

tbf league is far from over.

its going to be a wicked second half of the season thats for sure.

agreed, united will slay arsenal at the emirates.... go on to win the title.... again.
whilst chelsea star to fade out ;)

[Lee_P]

i did it once and couldnt get over the fact peopl could see in lol

[Pat_Vts]

arsenal is north london so i presume below?

[Clouds_mate]

agreed, united will slay arsenal at the emirates.... go on to win the title.... again.
whilst chelsea star to fade out ;)

Tbh both results at the weekend were crap.

Liverpool and Chelsea both deserved a draw imo. Both games were so evenly matched. Enjoyed both games which makes a refreshing change.

[Ruddy]

its full off people casually firing RPG's and raping people, correct.

I love you mate.

Fuck everyone else who hates you. You will always have an e-friend in Ruddy

[Jacko]

Don't tell me you're a Man U fan as well? I honestly thought I couldn't like you any less

awaits bad rep from all Man U fans - saxo180 rep score -78628482741754! with 18 red blobs

ahahahaha course i am.

and at the end of the season ill make a thread just for you showing united winning the league.

arsenal180 wont be best pleased.

[boz]

my 1st car a nova sr, at least 4 on a reg basis. then numerous favors for lifts back from the toon ;) lol i remember my mam trying to scrub some stuff off the front passeneger seat lmbo, she told her it was car polish

my escort with cossie kit, 3 of the 4 above again on a reg basis and my current missus. it had a great spoiler on the back to grip on, the bonnet had the vents in as well to grip, got some good pics of someone showing off on it in the woods on a sunny day lmbo

the vtr and vtr just the current missus ;)

[Scattle]

far from over as leckie says....

[Clouds_mate]

all it takes is a late goal when drawing 0-0 to some to drop 3 points.

5 points within it all and all need to play each other again.

no way isit over.

doesnt help drogba could be out till Feb, Terry has a broken foot, ballack might be calling it a day and Shev who cant score for shit. hahaha.

Its all part of the fun though.

[craig180]

ahahahaha course i am.

and at the end of the season ill make a thread ust for you showing united winning the league.

arsenal180 wont be best pleased.

far from over as leckie says....

I know Arsenal won't win. We've had our day. My money is still on Chelsea tbh

[Jacko]

i know its far from over, but if im wrong, i will cry. serious.

[JimoVTR]

Tbh both results at the weekend were crap.

Liverpool and Chelsea both deserved a draw imo. Both games were so evenly matched. Enjoyed both games which makes a refreshing change.

i would have liked too see chelsea win.
happy with united's win though.
we'd be top then.

[Jacko]

i was hoping for a draw at arsenal tbh. best keeper in the world makes a blunder(he might make 2 a season) just to spite united.

[Scattle]

Is drogba going Afircan nations though..

[boz]

my mate had an old mini, got his bird to put her feet in the straps that hang from the roof to hold onto, she was stuck and he took a load of really bad pics lmbo

had a nosh in the vtr once, i was scared to turn the wheel and even drive incase i ended up like wayne bobbit dude lol

that would be hard to explain!

[Clouds_mate]

i know its far from over, but if im wrong, i will cry. serious.

i find smashing the pub up where you watch the team lift up the cup really helps

[Clouds_mate]

Is drogba going Afircan nations though..

Hes not sure yet. Thats around the 15-17 of Jan iirc. Hes not sure he is even going to be fit for that now.

[Jacko]

i find smashing the pub up where you watch the team lift up the cup really helps

another strong contender for jackos' end of season reaction.

[Scattle]

Hes not sure yet. Thats around the 15-17 of Jan iirc. Hes not sure he is even going to be fit for that now.

Hmmm not good for chelsea then, still got to play you at stamford bridge yet, luckily we have liverpool and arsenal at home.

[boz]

africa is wank, stay clear of the place, i fooking hate it.

nowt against drogba lol

[Jacko]

i am betting 50 quidon united to beat chelsea at the bridge. end there run...must be good odds for that.

[Clouds_mate]

Hmmm not good for chelsea then, still got to play you at stamford bridge yet, luckily we have liverpool and arsenal at home.


Chelsea got, liverpool, utd and arsenal all at home now.

Which doesnt really matter when you cant score goals.

Grant has been told he has funds to spend in Jan so will be interesting to see what striker he goes for.

[JimoVTR]

i find smashing the pub up where you watch the team lift up the cup really helps

Thats where your criminal record comes from!:panic:

[Jacko]

Chelsea got, liverpool, utd and arsenal all at home now.

Which doesnt really matter when you cant score goals.

Grant has been told he has funds to spend in Jan so will be interesting to see what striker he goes for.

rumour has it anelka is on his way....

[JimoVTR]

Chelsea got, liverpool, utd and arsenal all at home now.

Which doesnt really matter when you cant score goals.

Grant has been told he has funds to spend in Jan so will be interesting to see what striker he goes for.

Isnt Ronaldinho in the picture?

[Jacko]

Isnt Ronaldinho in the picture?

millan are favourites for him.

[JimoVTR]

It would be good to see him in the prem.

especially against C.Ronaldo

[Clouds_mate]

rumour has it anelka is on his way....

personally dont see it tbh mate.

Teeth has been in the picture but has been for months. Doubt he will come to London though

[Jacko]

lol, have you seen him play recently?

im guessin no.

currently he is a shaddow of the ronaldinho we all know.

he is only worth 15 million.

ronaldo is a completely different class to this guy.

he would also be over shaddowed by playing with kaka in millan.

[Scattle]

Same imo Ronaldoinho wont play english football, not sure on Anelka tbh.

[JimoVTR]

is that it.
thats cheaper than carick.. and carick is shit

[Jacko]

personally dont see it tbh mate.

Teeth has been in the picture but has been for months. Doubt he will come to London though

united have been after anelka for a while, apparantl not any more though

we are now considering swapping saha and brown for berbatov.

[Scattle]

Keep brown, shame about Saha just been injured constantly playing for the bloody frogs.

[Jacko]

is that it.
thats cheaper than carick.. and carick is shit

carrick is crap...lol.

do you watch any football?

[Jacko]

Keep brown, shame about Saha just been injured constantly playing for the bloody frogs.

brown wont sign a new contract though.

i love saha, would love nothing more than him to stay and hit an injury free run in form. shame for sure.

[JimoVTR]

we are now considering swapping saha and brown for berbatov.

Not a wise move imo.

we have Tevez and Roooooooooooooney and Ronaldo, why need berbatov? we have goalscorers!

[josh1989]

FTW

In hotel bedroom in the a.m. overlooking Leeds city square floor to ceiling windows.

try it in the hotel next to the passport office in liverpool...floor to ceiling window 30 storeys up really helps you not to come ;)

the football conversation was boring so i put it back on topic :y:

[JimoVTR]

carrick is crap...lol.

do you watch any football?

u agreed with me.


yeah, just dont read the news much

[Scattle]

Yeah wacko, heard Brown was stalling on his contract, neville needs to be sorted asap.

[Jacko]

Not a wise move imo.

we have Tevez and Roooooooooooooney and Ronaldo, why need berbatov? we have goalscorers!

niether tevez nor rooney are "goalscorers" ...yes they score goals but they are more effective using thier link up play and playing of a centre forward.

ronaldo is a midfielder who scores goals....again not really a "goalscorer"

[Jacko]

u agreed with me.


yeah, just dont read the news much

i was laughing at your coment, not agreeing with you.

sorry for any misunderstanding.

[JimoVTR]

niether tevez nor rooney are "goalscorers" ...yes they score goals but they are more effective using thier link up play and playing of a centre forward.

ronaldo is a midfielder who scores goals....again not really a "goalscorer"

they score goals, but they arent goalscorers?
look at Ronaldo's tally, for a winger, thats impressive.... a goalscorer!

[Jacko]

they score goals, but they arent goalscorers?
look at Ronaldo's tally, for a winger, thats impressive.... a goalscorer!

you my friend are terrible at talking football.

ill try and put it a bit better, united need an out and out striker. kapeesh?

[JimoVTR]

but i can play fifa, thats all that matters

[Paul]

This threads turned gay -.-

[josh1989]

This threads turned gay -.-

seconded

[Wayne]

i haven't christened any of mine.

[Jacko]

i haven't christened any of mine.

its becase you are never of the internet.

[Paul]

a lil harsh lol

[Wayne]

its becase you are never of the internet.

i've been off the internet 2hours today, just don't have a girlfriend at the moment enjoying being single.

[Dez]

how did the conversation go from sex in a car to rape in a hotel in manchester?

anyways im quite low down on the pecking list & plus im a good boy :y:

Saxo - 1

corsa - 1

astra - 0

Pug 205 - 0 ( it didn't start you see and was on my drive all the time )

[Raz]

ive christened my car......got vids to prove it aswell......butnot allowed to post up on public forum

[Lee_P]

thought ide investigate the magical changing topic thread

[Jacko]

ive christened my car......got vids to prove it aswell......butnot allowed to post up on public forum

pics via pm....thank you please.

[David]

its becase you are never of the internet.

hahah... so true.

[Raz]

pics via pm....thank you please.
only videos that are on mobile mate.....