Getting it on at work

[theshrew69]

My mate rang me last night saying he'd done a bird at work on his desk.
Got me thinking fancy some of that.

Anyone done it ?

[Luke]

Haven't done anything like that no, could of done at our old head office as nobody was ever there before 8am.

[vidal]

Yes, with Mrs V, and one that I had taken for "road-testing". Suffice to say, Mrs V and her hubby were not exactly pleased.

V.

[Lee_P]

nah couldnt do it its always to busy alltho we do ahv unisex toilets

[Luke]

nah couldnt do it its always to busy alltho we do ahv unisex toilets

Where do you work?

Find it a bit strange....?!

[Lee_P]

what?

do you mean litterally where in the country do i work?

[Chuffy]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=118082

[Jacko]

when i was doing plumbing i worked out of the bosses house really, and was with his daughter at same time so technically ive done it loads.

[djrem]

my work was filled with mingers. . . so it was easy

[Modified]

did at a weekend once witha girl while doin overtime! japes!

[grantley1988]

im a plumber so haven't over an office desk so to speak.. but my gf did come with me to a house that was beeing developed and i had to fit a set of taps to finish of the newley fitted kitchen. then we tested out the new kitchen worktop...

[laura_g]

nah old people work here lol

[Luke]

what?

do you mean litterally where in the country do i work?

What company?

Ain't seen many with unisex toilets.

[Lee_P]

owwwwwww i work for virgin but thats not the reason there unisex its just always been that way even way back befor it was telewest

there like loads of little rooms kinda like lots of disabled toilets

[Raz]

id love to try and shag on my desk with the missus.....might nick the work keys off my dad :P

[Brown87]

I had a saturday job at the local garden center and after a BBQ at work in the summer I shaged my boss's girlfriend in his office and he walked in! He went boolu! I didnt go back to work after that! haha!

[Clouds_mate]

I often sit at my desk with a rage on. Think about all the empty meeting rooms up stairs. Then look around and see a bunch of male IT geeks.

The errection soon goes.

[laura_g]

wounded i wana do it

[Raz]

wounded i wana do it
unlucky lol ive got a chance.....just nick my dads work keys and off i go :P

[Connor_scotland]

havent done it but there's a few sluts at work i would do it with lol

[laura_g]

unlucky lol ive got a chance.....just nick my dads work keys and off i go :P

lol theres the carpark though ;)

[Clouds_mate]

unlucky lol ive got a chance.....just nick my dads work keys and off i go :P

you sleep with your dad?

[Lee_P]

you sleep with your dad?

LMFAO

:mobile:

i thought that

[laura_g]

dilf lol

[Raz]

you sleep with your dad?
no....he got keys to the office as i work there with him (same job)

words always get fucking twisted dont they.... :P

[Wayne]

i've never done it either, wouldn't mind doing it on a desk:P

[craig180]

Never done it but have thought about it several times today

Wouldn't want to do anyone from my office though

[Raz]

Never done it but have thought about it several times today

Wouldn't want to do anyone from my office though
i wouldnt want to do anyone from my office either.....4 men and 1 fat woman...no no

[boz]

done it with my lass in the stock room at burtons menswear lmbo

on some nice wooly jumpers and a pile of cold levi jeans ;)

back in the day

[Raz]

done it with my lass in the stock room at burtons menswear lmbo

on some nice wooly jumpers and a pile of cold levi jeans ;)

back in the day
last week your chatting about then :P

[boz]

lol, was about 9yr ago now lol

[Tupps]

Dipped it in when i worked in a hotel....

[Raz]

lol, was about 9yr ago now lol
lmao the good ole days?

[S70KES]

Have done once got the giggy on with a girl on my team whom was a sex crazied loon!!!! so have got it on in the shower room with her few times...

[boz]

oh yes, used to get into a wee bit of trouble then.
grown up alot now, 26yrs old and getting on a bit lmbo

[boz]

Have done once got the giggy on with a girl on my team whom was a sex crazied loon!!!!


they are the best ones ;) lol

[Raz]

oh yes, used to get into a wee bit of trouble then.
grown up alot now, 26yrs old and getting on a bit lmbo
17 when ya did it!! fair play buddy :y:

[boz]

lol, someone must have borght and worn the jumpers and jeans that had the deal sealed on them lol

[Raz]

lol, someone must have borght and worn the jumpers and jeans that had the deal sealed on them lol
i want a refund from the shop you worked at....was never happy with the jumper i got :P

[boz]

lol, your 28 days are up mate GTF ;)

should have told me there and then, would have knocked a fiver off it for you :)

[Lee_P]

they are the best ones ;) lol

hahaha so so so true until they start to stalk you:panic:

[boz]

hahaha so so so true until they start to stalk you:panic:


you mis spelt that line mate, it should read..........

hahaha so so so true until they start to talk to you ;)

[L33h]

wellll when i was a windscreen fitter and i was doing a 4 - 1 shift. i just used 2 go home or to my g/fs house till i got a call in (coz i was at work by myself)... so i done it loadsa times, dont know if it counts tho

[Raz]

you mis spelt that line mate, it should read..........

hahaha so so so true until they start to talk to you ;)
btw a £5 wouldnt be enough ;):P

class comment there aswell

[middleweight]

I did it with one of the polish cleaners last year lol.... then she got sacked for it

[vts--daz]

i had 2 birds in a warehouse lol

first one was abit poor nice boobs tho

second one started in the warehouse on the tvs then ended up in the staff toilets lol that was fun

[Gazzza]

i had 2 of my work mates in my bed on the x mas night out...
shame i was out at the clubs at that point LOL came home to find a message on my pillow and my room a mess...

[JimoVTR]

i had 2 of my work mates in my bed on the x mas night out...
shame i was out at the clubs at that point LOL came home to find a message on my pillow and my room a mess...

and then you kissed her :O


i worked at a supermarket, working late (11ish) was in the back chillers, done the girl I was seein (for about 8 months) her boyfriends face was a picture when i told him afer we called it a day. haha

[saxo1510]

i work in a 24 hour call centre, no doing it on the desk :(

[Raz]

i work in a 24 hour call centre, no doing it on the desk :(
unlucky you buddy :n:

did ya know, you can rent cinema screens out.....but that takes away the fun ;)

[laura_g]

unlucky you buddy :n:

did ya know, you can rent cinema screens out.....but that takes away the fun ;)

yeah exactly wheres the risky business then

[Raz]

yeah exactly wheres the risky business then
true, it be bit boring wouldnt it.....

on a desk is a fantasy of many people across the land, me being one :y:

[laura_g]

true, it be bit boring wouldnt it.....

on a desk is a fantasy of many people across the land, me being one :y:

yep i second that :y:

[Raz]

yep i second that :y:
and from the way this thread has gone....quite a few on sax-p like it aswell

[laura_g]

personally im more of a cinema fan

[T1NK3RB3LL]

tomorrow ryan? lol dads keys? ;)

[laura_g]

tomorrow ryan? lol dads keys? ;)

lol ;)

[T1NK3RB3LL]

before we go do our shopping lol

[saxo1510]

sex on a desk definately in my list of things to do!

[T1NK3RB3LL]

i just offered it to raz but he dont seem interested

nevermind lol

[Raz]

tomorrow ryan? lol dads keys? ;)
you wouldnt dare!!

saxo1510 - get it done!! :y:

[T1NK3RB3LL]

yeah i would lol

watch me

[laura_g]

you wouldnt dare!!

saxo1510 - get it done!! :y:

thought you'd said youve done it before :homme:

[T1NK3RB3LL]

ryan?! who was it with?

[laura_g]

lol sorry my bad

[Raz]

thought you'd said youve done it before :homme:
no no lol saying i want to do it and i can do it cos i have access to the keys :P

[laura_g]

no no lol saying i want to do it and i can do it cos i have access to the keys :P

my mistake dude :panic:

[T1NK3RB3LL]

tomorrow it is then? lol

[Raz]

my mistake dude :panic:

getting me in trouble!! :P

tomorrow it is then? lol

if your up to the challenge.....

[laura_g]

getting me in trouble!! :P



if your up to the challenge.....

just jealous really :homme:

[Raz]

just jealous really :homme:
who is jelous?

il take pics of me and the missus in da office ;)

[T1NK3RB3LL]

will you now?













why pics when you can have video lol j.k

[Raz]

will you now?













why pics when you can have video lolNO JOKE

thanks!! look forward to it :y:

[T1NK3RB3LL]

u changed it!! lol

no vids

[Scattle]

vids ftw.

[T1NK3RB3LL]

look wat youve gone and done now lol

where did the 1s from the bus stop go?

[Raz]

u changed it!! lol

no vids

how vvveeerrryyy dare you!! i so did not...

vids ftw.

pm on xmas day with them buddy ;)

[Scattle]

I have them.

[chrichvtr]

sex on a desk definately in my list of things to do!

ive got my own desk?

[laura_g]

ive got my own desk?

desperados

[T1NK3RB3LL]

good for you? lol

[Raz]

ive got my own desk?
is that a hint for Amy??? lol

manutd1808 - you said you wouldnt tell anyone :(

[T1NK3RB3LL]

is that a hint for Amy??? lol

manutd1808 - you said you wouldnt tell anyone :(

its fine...im gonna b big one day anyway lol j.k

[laura_g]

good for you? lol

lol he got told

[Raz]

its fine...im gonna b big one day anyway lol j.k
pornstar in the making!! :P

[Scattle]

is that a hint for Amy??? lol

manutd1808 - you said you wouldnt tell anyone :(

Couldn't resist sorry...

[T1NK3RB3LL]

you know it!

[Raz]

Couldn't resist sorry...
no more videos for you!! lol

[Scattle]

I have got plenty of your dirty work Razzzz

[chrichvtr]

lol he got told

yeh i feel about 1 inch tall girls are so good at witty comments!!!

however i was just stating i have a desk in which can be hired etc!!

[Raz]

I have got plenty of your dirty work Razzzz
i do get around.....my bad.....

anyone got it on in a public place? like swim baths or toilets of a restaurant?

[chrichvtr]

is that a hint for Amy??? lol

manutd1808 - you said you wouldnt tell anyone :(

not at all mate just plainly stating facts :)
i didnt even know it was a girl lmao was gonna hire it out

[MrHouston]

Most i've done in work was get off with the kitchen porter in the staff room xD

[Raz]

Most i've done in work was get off with the kitchen porter in the staff room xD
you extremist you!! ;) only messing buddy

[laura_g]

yeh i feel about 1 inch tall girls are so good at witty comments!!!

however i was just stating i have a desk in which can be hired etc!!

aww :hug:

[Mitchell]

i only work with fellas

so just a few times.