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MIKE-FORD
20th December 2007, 15:28
I no this is a random question but if your mum turned round and said can i borrow your car to go out and have a race with sum1 what would you say?


its just my mum wants to see what its like as she has a chryslet 300c estate bloody massive beast that is quick as it is but she wants to see what a saxo is like as she told me she raced a bmw m3 and said bye to it lol :clapping:

o and yes my mum has 9 points lol guess how she got them

Chico999
20th December 2007, 15:31
lol class! give her a shot mate. with u in shotgun tho :y:

MIKE-FORD
20th December 2007, 15:31
cheers lol

Chris
20th December 2007, 15:32
I'd tell her to act her age and also teach her that racing on public roads is f**king stupid.

Chris :)

rey
20th December 2007, 15:32
and dangerous...

boz
20th December 2007, 15:32
hairy side

MIKE-FORD
20th December 2007, 15:32
arr bless her shes only small and living her life

Tupps
20th December 2007, 15:34
I'd tell her to get a grip and stop being a chav :)

Quick
20th December 2007, 15:34
Speshal Family!

Scattle
20th December 2007, 15:37
Umm no.

David
20th December 2007, 15:39
I'd tell her to act her age and also teach her that racing on public roads is f**king stupid.


Exactly! Grow up. Both of you...!!

Clouds_mate
20th December 2007, 15:40
id say, 'ok, only if i can film it and upload for my e-friends'

Lee_P
20th December 2007, 15:41
ide say pay me 1 million pound and leave the house to me if you die

AdamW
20th December 2007, 15:42
I'd ask her for her hand in marriage

Wayne
20th December 2007, 15:43
i would say no.

Tupps
20th December 2007, 15:44
Pics of ur mum.....

CampDavid
20th December 2007, 15:44
It's a car, so she's more than welcome to take it if she wants it

vtr_driver
20th December 2007, 15:45
My mam used to drive my car everyday to get to work. She hates it its to loud. So tbh if she asked me to borrow it to race someone I'd be stunned!! Plus my Seat doesn't move forward enough for her to reach the pedals!

Robbo
20th December 2007, 15:45
arr bless her shes only small and living her life

what happens when she kills someone? living her life behind bars and killed an innocent peson

nice one mate, well done

Raz
20th December 2007, 15:54
what happens when she kills someone? living her life behind bars and killed an innocent peson

nice one mate, well done
totally agree with ya mate....

AdamW
20th December 2007, 15:57
core the wounderfull forum of every1 hates people that race on a car forum with modified cars and asking how to make your car quicker etc hummmmm lol

Mate you have to realise no one ever speeds on this forum EVER.....hahahaha

Tupps
20th December 2007, 15:57
So what....pics of your mum tbh

SaxoKez
20th December 2007, 15:58
lol :p abit of a wierdo situation really :O

Raz
20th December 2007, 16:04
Mate you have to realise no one ever speeds on this forum EVER.....hahahaha
so true adam.....

Scooba
20th December 2007, 16:15
Cor, every one jump on the band wagon and continue to say whats been said already..... think he got the message.

Id just say no, go buy your own saxo to blow up.haha. Serious though, how old is your mum??

Mate you have to realise no one ever speeds on this forum EVER.....hahahaha

Haha, it always makes me laugh...

claret-vtr
20th December 2007, 16:54
No chance id let her be a passenger.

VTR_Nick
20th December 2007, 17:37
I no this is a random question but if your mum turned round and said can i borrow your car to go out and have a race with sum1 what would you say?


its just my mum wants to see what its like as she has a chryslet 300c estate bloody massive beast that is quick as it is but she wants to see what a saxo is like as she told me she raced a bmw m3 and said bye to it lol :clapping:

o and yes my mum has 9 points lol guess how she got them

Em racing by anychance.

I would Say WTF mum your a sensible driver lol

albinodub
20th December 2007, 17:37
i know racing isnt big and clever, but off a set of lights i bet you've all had a go... stop being a hero!!! ffs

i'd say "you can sit in whilst i drive"

Hughey
20th December 2007, 17:39
I'd tell her to get a grip and stop being a chav :)


FPMSL :y:

VTR_Nick
20th December 2007, 17:44
i know racing isnt big and clever, but off a set of lights i bet you've all had a go... stop being a hero!!! ffs

i'd say "you can sit in whilst i drive"

course they have, i'll admit to that, everyone that mods there car must have done it atleast once.

Don't get me rong me i don't race on the roads it was onc eor twice thats bout it and didn't reach high speeds

Danr
20th December 2007, 17:59
I'd slap her for saying that she beat an M3. Then tell her no as she isn't insured. If she was then she can crack on as much as she wants.

Saxo-Will
20th December 2007, 18:00
I'd be amazed as my mum doesnt drive lol. Weird woman...

Also everyone like to say they dont race and stuff, yet they do a little...

But on other hand, some people use their cars on track as well as road, hense them asking for more power and handling :y:

Gazzza
20th December 2007, 18:09
LOL my mum and dad hate getting in my car let alone with me driving LOL
they will rather stick to thier own cars

djmartin
20th December 2007, 18:16
LOL my mum and dad hate getting in my car let alone with me driving LOL
they will rather stick to thier own cars

some people are like that tbh dude.

all about trust to be fair paerants dont mind getting in a car with me as long as i dont have music on loud.and i allow them in as long as they dont touch my radio i have a rule no one touches my radio haha.

The_STIG
20th December 2007, 19:38
tell her to fook off she cant even drive a 70 bhp auto corsa nevermind a 165bhp animal :P

Dom_sufc
20th December 2007, 19:44
I'd slap her for saying that she beat an M3. Then tell her no as she isn't insured. If she was then she can crack on as much as she wants.

Well is suppose you get 3rd party on other cars when your fully comp on your own, dont you?

some people are like that tbh dude.

all about trust to be fair paerants dont mind getting in a car with me as long as i dont have music on loud.and i allow them in as long as they dont touch my radio i have a rule no one touches my radio haha.

haha. I give HER CDs, she was raving before I was born :p

Anyway, on topic. Just say no... Im not gonna be a hipocrit, I may have floored it from the lights a few times, but not anything daft like 50 in a 30, or mad town racing. Im 18 though, and Id expect my mum to have a more sensible head. Your mum should too tbh mate.

Then again, there's loads of bad things in this world, that being one of em. Doesnt mean I wouldnt do it :d

Jacko
20th December 2007, 19:48
id say, mum, you have no liscence, i drive a 1.1, wind your neck it lady.

Baz
20th December 2007, 19:58
she wouldn't ask she'd just take it

Barry123
20th December 2007, 20:07
I'd tell her to act her age and also teach her that racing on public roads is f**king stupid.
and dangerous...

but its fun fun fun

Mate you have to realise no one ever speeds on this forum EVER.....hahahaha

speeding aint the problem. dicking around, which saxo drivers excel in, is the problem. and speeding where in appropriate.
observe the next couple of weeks and number of 'I binnd ma saxo, i wsnt spedin. trust'

Bailey1124
20th December 2007, 22:53
I'd tell her to get a grip and stop being a chav :)

i'm tired but read this as "I'd tell her to strip and start being a chav" lol :y:

lighters
20th December 2007, 22:56
i say let her have a go with you in shotgun, shes your mother :P
Dont let her go too stupid though! let her get a grip to the crappy handling of saxos :P

TU-Tuning
20th December 2007, 23:02
Mate you have to realise no one ever speeds on this forum EVER.....hahahaha

So true. No racing, no on parents policies, no undeclared mods



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Karl
20th December 2007, 23:02
lighters, saxos are pretty good at handling (standard)...well the decent models anyway...

craigy_87
20th December 2007, 23:02
i say let her have a go with you in shotgun, shes your mother :P
Dont let her go too stupid though! let her get a grip to the crappy handling of saxos :P

crappy handling an saxo's dont usually go together (unless lowered to the floor with no uprated shocks lol)


my mother would take it if she wanted she's on my insurance so could drive it legally
but come on to feck mate your mum wants to race ..... why???

lighters
20th December 2007, 23:08
lighters, saxos are pretty good at handling (standard)...well the decent models anyway...

the decent models with nice tyres ;)
1.1 in wet its like a bluddy sledge! - even though my tires seem fine it just doesnt handle as well as i would have thought ;)

Dont worry i <3 it :D

When its dry its fairly decent around corners but its nothing like my friends x-trail ;) even on 2wd!

TU-Tuning
20th December 2007, 23:08
lighters, saxos are pretty good at handling (standard)...well the decent models anyway...

oooo, upperclass VTS bastard. E-war ftw

Bailey1124
20th December 2007, 23:08
mine refuses to even move mine, no powersteering, she hates it, says its too low too. What a hipercrite, she drives a f'king tarts yellow mx5

Karl
20th December 2007, 23:13
~ lol.
my dad writes "Heap of shit" on my windows in the ice.
somehow i doubt either of my parents wanna drive my saxo.

lighters
20th December 2007, 23:18
~ lol.
my dad writes "Heap of shit" on my windows in the ice.
somehow i doubt either of my parents wanna drive my saxo.

HAHA, ;)
What do they drive then?

Pat_Vts
20th December 2007, 23:23
my parents wont even get in my saxo... no chance of them racing it:)

TU-Tuning
20th December 2007, 23:24
My rents like the saxo, but they think its about as well built as Bill Gates as its constantly fucked

Raz
21st December 2007, 09:23
none of my parents drive my car, and never will.....i dont like seeing the car i drive being used by someone else....i dont mind if i get ago of the other persons car lol

laura_g
21st December 2007, 09:24
i let my dad drive my car because he fills it up with petrol wahoo

Dom_sufc
21st December 2007, 09:50
none of my parents drive my car, and never will.....i dont like seeing the car i drive being used by someone else....i dont mind if i get ago of the other persons car lol

Haha, me neither. I let my dad have a go though, and now he says I can have a go in his highily tuned 400bhp 3.5 litre calibra conversion :d

(when I get on my trade insurance early next year)

Raz
21st December 2007, 10:07
Haha, me neither. I let my dad have a go though, and now he says I can have a go in his highily tuned 400bhp 3.5 litre calibra conversion :d

(when I get on my trade insurance early next year)
i let my dad reverse the car if im too close to his but apart from that....no no

srcnix
21st December 2007, 10:26
Is your mum stoned?

Is everyone on drugs this week or something?

laura_g
21st December 2007, 10:27
Is your mum stoned?

Is everyone on drugs this week or something?

week before christmas :smoke: lol

Raz
21st December 2007, 10:31
Is your mum stoned?

Is everyone on drugs this week or something?
must be mate....cos you says so.....

hancocmc01_saxo
21st December 2007, 10:37
My mum drives mine now and again if shes just nipping to shop or something its quite funny actually. She says "everyone looks at you in that car and its too noisy cant you turn it down" - Obviously joking about turning it down lol

Tupps
21st December 2007, 11:01
Does your mum have Lexus Lights

pjsaunders06
21st December 2007, 11:12
i let my mum drive my car once to thew garage as i was at work, she loved it and wanted one. She was going to buy a saxo vts but thankgod she never, lost her license a few years back for doing handbrakes on main road, also was over the drink limit silly woman

Pat_Vts
21st December 2007, 13:04
i let my mum drive my car once to thew garage as i was at work, she loved it and wanted one. She was going to buy a saxo vts but thankgod she never, lost her license a few years back for doing handbrakes on main road, also was over the drink limit silly woman

my mum wouldnt even attempt handbraking she is something that insurance companies love - never had a crash since passing her test :y:

makaveli144
21st December 2007, 13:09
I'd tell her to act her age and also teach her that racing on public roads is f**king stupid.

Chris

The best and answer and 100% true.

Dez
21st December 2007, 14:03
i would say no....

stevie_baby
21st December 2007, 14:11
say no mate! My saxo is my mums old car, she bought an mg. Im embarrassed to say she races my friends down the dual carriageway and if she gets any more points shes banned. She once got done for doing 65 on a 30 road, she was lucky she didnt get banned then!

Raz
21st December 2007, 14:25
i let my mum drive my car once to thew garage as i was at work, she loved it and wanted one. She was going to buy a saxo vts but thankgod she never, lost her license a few years back for doing handbrakes on main road, also was over the drink limit silly woman
mad mother!!!

handbraking around a corner, ive never even tried that....

Dez
21st December 2007, 16:31
arent parents suppose to set an example lol?

crazy how theres a lot of parents still acting like 17 year olds! is it such a wonder theres so many fatalities on the roads AND insurance is so expensive!

b0t13
21st December 2007, 16:35
arent parents suppose to set an example lol?

crazy how theres a lot of parents still acting like 17 year olds! is it such a wonder theres so many fatalities on the roads AND insurance is so expensive!

ye but if they get banned, their insurance goes up like 20p extra a year, whereas if we get banned it goes up £2k !

Raz
21st December 2007, 16:36
ye but if they get banned, their insurance goes up like 20p extra a year, whereas if we get banned it goes up £2k !
so true....its not fair :( go off in a girly strop lol

Dez
21st December 2007, 16:37
ye but if they get banned, their insurance goes up like 20p extra a year, whereas if we get banned it goes up £2k !

Yea but what i meant was if there were NO assholes on the road then everybodys insurance would be cheaper! Age is not an excuse!

Raz
21st December 2007, 16:43
Yea but what i meant was if there were NO assholes on the road then everybodys insurance would be cheaper! Age is not an excuse!
but there as 'assholes' on the road....so we got to live with it.

driving wouldnt be as fun if there wernt assholes on the roads.....sometimes it gives ya something to chat about when on long journeys etc

laura_g
21st December 2007, 16:44
but there as 'assholes' on the road....so we got to live with it.

driving wouldnt be as fun if there wernt assholes on the roads.....sometimes it gives ya something to chat about when on long journeys etc

yep mercs makes the driving more exciting

Raz
21st December 2007, 16:47
yep mercs makes the driving more exciting
yep....especially if they make some people mount the curb :y:

laura_g
21st December 2007, 16:48
yep....especially if they make some people mount the curb :y:

lol got a drink out of it so its all good :y:

Raz
21st December 2007, 16:53
lol got a drink out of it so its all good :y:
fair enough!!

but serious...if there wernt dickheads on the roads....then threads wont be created on here...then no chat :n:

b0t13
21st December 2007, 17:21
fair enough!!

but serious...if there wernt dickheads on the roads....then threads wont be created on here...then no chat :n:

no spam for you two lol, think u need ur own section called 'spam'

kenny
21st December 2007, 21:45
my mum took my mr2 the other day to go shopping while i was at work. walked in and said im borrowing your car , was like wtf, why ?? and then she walked out without saying anything

laura_g
21st December 2007, 22:12
no spam for you two lol, think u need ur own section called 'spam'

spam ftw :homme: