Christmas Carrolers

[smiith]

how annoyin are they!

just had 2 16 year old lads at the door, sang "we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year"

and that was it, then said "you tite twat, arnt you gona give us a couple of quid or out"

i was like... errr fock off, you sang for 10 seconds, and it was shit, back street boys were better than you

[Adum]

lol. i feel awkward when they are singing. where do you look? do you just stand there and smile? or are you supposed to join in and dance.

maybe you should sing a song after and say "now we are even" lol

[Furio2k]

i think these youngsters have cottoned on 2 the fact they can earn a few quid singin some shitty xmas song from old ladies or smthing, i ignore the bastards at my door now lol!

AJ_VTS is right, you aint got a clue where to look, normally they get a door in thier face if i answer from now on lol :y:

[Mitchell]

I had a wee 5 year old at the door singing her heart out for a full 5 minutes.
Gave her a wee rusty 2p i found on the couch awwwwww

im not normally very giving but HEK.. its christmas!!! :D

[laura_g]

could be worse you could get jo vo's come knocking at your door on xmas eve lol

[vidal]

lol. i feel awkward when they are singing. where do you look?
Look at their groin and ask them if they want to make some extra money - works for me everytime.

Note - don't do this with 5 year olds.

V.

[shooorn94]

just had some, only came to our house, their bikes were dangerously close to my mums and my car... "Sorry mate we're not giving things away"

"Yeah you wanker"

On this I re-opened the door, they ran up to their bikes and watched them cycle off. Second bunch in a week, probs the same chavs only saw one of their faces.. It's like halloween all over again! :n:

[smiith]

Look at their groin and ask them if they want to make some extra money - works for me everytime.

Note - don't do this with 5 year olds.

V.

your always bang on Vidal lol, always on you A game

[Mitchell]

your always bang on Vidal lol, always on you A game

pedophilia isnt the answer son.

[ianc1982]

if i have any little chavs singing at my front door all there gonna get is me leaning out the upstairs window and a bucket of cold water being tipped on them. lol

[Jackman]

Thank the lord for password enabled secuirty gates :)

They occasionally try through the intercom though. noobs.

[vidal]

pedophilia isnt the answer son.

You realise that's going in my quote bank. I'm sure it will come out to batter some unsuspecting NooB round the head in the future.

Cheers mate.

V.

[Saxy1]

I havent had any at my door yet.

[Hannah]

I had some little kid swinging his santa hat round his head. Think he was with his Gran. Told him straight away I had no money and he went on his merry way lol

[Ross-1987]

I had some little kid swinging his santa hat round his head. Think he was with his Gran. Told him straight away I had no money and he went on his merry way lol

That seemed rather simple, if i was to do that, i would probbaly get abuse, and my house vandalised, Colchester sucks! :n:

[Jacko]

haha, saying you have no money works a treat. but i leave it till after there done to tell them. the look on there faces when you say aww that was nice, and then close the door are priceless.

[Berg]

wen i open the door they immediately start singing and i feel rude interupting them to say go away, so i have to let them finish then tell them i have nothing to give them

have only had 1 lot this year tho