New life

[Gazzza]

Yooo sax-p
bit pissed so... try understand this as best as u can ok?
to night so much has happend LOL
1. spoke to this guy got his number then this lass number
ohh yea
2. got this porn vid of this lass i pulled when i was little :P thats worth some brownie points...
3. got jumped in the town some guy tried to batter shit out of me i stood there going wtf happend? all confused with a pain in my ear thats all.. then went looking for him lol
4. had a fag (i dont smoke)
5 spoke to the lasses i got porn vid i got of her cant mention who i got it from :P
basicly
2008 is gona b a great year WOOO roll on 2008
<3 all sax-p members :D

[saxo_jake]

sounds like a good night

[The_STIG]

what lass ? and send me porn tbh

[Gazzza]

what lass ? and send me porn tbh

lol add me to msn ill gladly show u
its on my phone LOL its amazin
nae p***y tho :( she gets rumbeld LOL
i love my new life :D

[Gazzza]

sounds like a good night

it bloddy was lol too riiiiiiight :P

[Baz]

erm...mint??

last time i got 'jumped' in town, it was by some fit bird in a nurses outfit. The joys of a fit mate :p, scared shit outta me though at first when she jumped on me if im honest lol

[The_STIG]

lol add me to msn ill gladly show u
its on my phone LOL its amazin
nae p***y tho :( she gets rumbeld LOL
i love my new life :D


whats ya addy then lol or add me

johnnyq_2k2@hotmail.com

[Gazzza]

whats ya addy then lol

gazza2k7@hotmail.co.uk lol


Baz... some guy jumped me punching the shit out of me
2 sec later he was running away and me going wtf happend...
why is my EAR sore... lol 5 mins later found out who it was
went lookin for him.. ill tell his big bro to deck im LOL

[Baz]

why don't you deck him rather than his brother?

[Jacko]

gazzza did you get him and kick fack outa him?

[Gazzza]

why don't you deck him rather than his brother?

couldent find him...
so i punched a lamp-post instead... and ill tell his big bro to deck him... he hates him anyway so i cba :P

[The_STIG]

haha cheers gazzza she alreet like :P

[Gazzza]

gazzza did you get him and kick fack outa him?

nad cldent find him

[Gazzza]

haha cheers gazzza she alreet like :P

;) nae prob LOL

[Jacko]

links to this porno

[MAS]

easy gazzza where u been aint seen u around for a while ?

[Gazzza]

links to this porno
Porno is on my phone lol and comp and phone never works... so iv shown a few people on cam LOL :P

easy gazzza where u been aint seen u around for a while ?
i left because of a few people... then came back started a war with rem and doelygti etc etc
both waved white flag and i said sorry n we all friends n every 1s happy so i came back :D

[MAS]

i left because of a few people... then came back started a war with rem and doelygti etc etc
both waved white flag and i said sorry n we all friends n every 1s happy so i came back :D

cool then now that u back u brought porno vids wiv ya lol ?

[Gazzza]

cool then now that u back u brought porno vids wiv ya lol ?

ohh aye :P
i think ur on my msn :S
some one called mas (or simalr) is on anyway (not atm)

[MAS]

ohh aye :P
i think ur on my msn :S
some one called mas (or simalr) is on anyway (not atm)

theres only 1 mas and thats me muhahah !

[Mitchell]

well done on gettin a guys number

[Gazzza]

hes sound hes the 1 tht gave me the porn vid LOL

[Gazzza]

lol wow its late... i need bed
:/ im tired :(

[MAS]

i got up like an hr ago lol couldnt sleep !

[Gazzza]

i got up like an hr ago lol couldnt sleep !

loooooooooooooooooool
ill prob dream about this vid i watched say 20 times now lol

[MAS]

loooooooooooooooooool
ill prob dream about this vid i watched say 20 times now lol

is it really that gd when can i seee it lol ????

[Gazzza]

is it really that gd when can i seee it lol ????

yea
skool girl out fit tie and everything
knockers out just be4 she gets the undies off she gets rumbeld :(
its all done to timbaland apoligise LOL
;) ill show u sum time :P

[Jacko]

gazzza you remind me of a very slow minded child who wishes he was still breast fed.

you have to get yourself some real gash for once....

[Gazzza]

gazzza you remind me of a very slow minded child who wishes he was still breast fed.

you have to get yourself some real gash for once....
i no :(
working on it anyway
by hell am workin on it lol

[Gazzza]

anyway off to bed
night :P

[Scattle]

Nice one gazza, vid ftw.

[Raz]

sounds good fun does that....isnt that a typical night out in Scotland anyhow? lol

pm all sax-p users the vid Gazzza!

[-Jason-]

Upload vid on utube then post link lol

No vid = it never happened

[Raz]

Upload vid on utube then post link lol

No vid = it never happened
didnt think you were allowed porn on youtube? maybe youpron or redtube or something

[pjsaunders06]

upload to piczo then lol a bloke done a piczo site called i love porn once was brillant when at school lol

[Raz]

upload to piczo then lol a bloke done a piczo site called i love porn once was brillant when at school lol
lmao lets not get on the subject of porn....the thread will get deleted lol

i have never been out in Scotland before.....from what it sounds like....a funny night lol

[pjsaunders06]

i was on about prawns lol

[Raz]

i was on about prawns lol
fair enough then....must be my dirty mind thinking about the deed lol

[Stuartvts]

Sounds like a good night

[JimoVTR]

You do post random shit when your pissed gazzzza

Get some water down you! sounds like you need it

[Gazzza]

im sober now :P haha
video cannot get uloaded as my phone dosent connect to any computer (soft wear is nackerd on it) i have proof as STIG and sum one else saw it lol
ask them ;)
yea dpending on wer u go in scotland u get diffrent things
glasgow u can get put in hospital lol
where i go u get jumped by wimps lol hit and run basicly hha

[Raz]

You do post random shit when your pissed gazzzza

Get some water down you! sounds like you need it
he does doesnt he lol

isnt that what everyone needs after a night out.....water? lol

[Viper]

soo, you got a lad's number... congrats, didnt know u bat for the other side!

and you punched a lamp post?

wow, great night!

[Raz]

soo, you got a lad's number... congrats, didnt know u bat for the other side!

and you punched a lamp post?

wow, great night!
i did laugh out loud there viper.....

love the comments you come out with at times :y:

[Viper]

shall i get my coat? think ive pulled!

[Gazzza]

lad's number duno why really lol
lasses number so i could catch up
punched lamp post out of rage while looking for the wimp that ran away after jumping me
lol

[Raz]

shall i get my coat? think ive pulled!

please dont.....your comments is what is needed on a sunday :y::P

lad's number duno why really lol
lasses number so i could catch up
punched lamp post out of rage while looking for the wimp that ran away after jumping me
lol

could you not of just hit someone you didnt like instead of that poor lamp post? :P

[Viper]

lad's number duno why really lol
lasses number so i could catch up
punched lamp post out of rage while looking for the wimp that ran away after jumping me
lol

whos the whimp? him for legging it after "jumping" you, or you, for not defending yourself? lol

and punching a lampost? seriously......... thats just vandalism isnt it?

[Raz]

whos the whimp? him for legging it after "jumping" you, or you, for not defending yourself? lol

and punching a lampost? seriously......... thats just vandalism isnt it?
i think i will have to report this vandalism Gazzza only messing buddy-

i thnk Gazzza was to pissed to fight back lol maybe not maybe so who knows...

[Gazzza]

whos the whimp? him for legging it after "jumping" you, or you, for not defending yourself? lol

and punching a lampost? seriously......... thats just vandalism isnt it?
nah not vandalisum it hurt me more than i hurt the lampost lol
and i would have fought back if i knew what was happening lol and got a hold of him haha
i think i will have to report this vandalism Gazzza only messing buddy-

i thnk Gazzza was to pissed to fight back lol maybe not maybe so who knows...
hey in the state i was he managed to knock my glassess of and i cought them :P thats skill while keeping your balance lol

[Raz]

nah not vandalisum it hurt me more than i hurt the lampost lol
and i would have fought the lampost back[B if i knew what was happening lol and got a hold of him haha



hey in the state i was he managed to knock my glassess of and i cought them :P thats skill while keeping your balance lol

Gazza....fight people not objects.....you dont get respect then :P

i can balnace on one leg with my eyes closed.....you try to beat that :P

[Gazzza]

Gazza....fight people not objects.....you dont get respect then :P

i can balnace on one leg with my eyes closed.....you try to beat that :P

while pissed?
wow u need a medal lol
i went looking for him the wee c**t
ill speek to his big bro the nite lol

[Raz]

while pissed?
wow u need a medal lol
i went looking for him the wee c**t
ill speek to his big bro the nite lol
do it when your sober.....still cant do it can ya lol

get his big bro to get him to meet ya....then you get jumped again :P only messing buddy

[Gazzza]

do it when your sober.....still cant do it can ya lol

get his big bro to get him to meet ya....then you get jumped again :P only messing buddy

no i get his big bro to beat sh*t out of him lol as he hates his little bro... and we are mates :P + then i dont get charged for assult ;)

[Raz]

no i get his big bro to beat sh*t out of him lol as he hates his little bro... and we are mates :P + then i dont get charged for assult ;)

its assault gazzza :P

im sure you mate, the wee lads big bro wont mind you giving him a shoe-in lol

[Rocko]

Sounds like a weird night.

I went out got steaming, giggled a bit, grabbed a kebab and went home.

Was a good night tbh

[Raz]

Sounds like a weird night.

I went out got steaming, giggled a bit, grabbed a kebab and went home.

Was a good night tbh
and did not pull!! thats not a proper night out :P

only playing dude :y:

[Rocko]

and did not pull!! thats not a proper night out :P

only playing dude :y:

been with the mrs for 3 years mate.

Im one faithful cunt :afro:

[Raz]

been with the mrs for 3 years mate.

Im one faithful cunt :afro:
then thats fair enough then.....then i change my first answer, and correct it to 'sounds a very good night' :y:

[Gazzza]

its assault gazzza :P

im sure you mate, the wee lads big bro wont mind you giving him a shoe-in lol
i dout he would mind but i aint gettin charged for assault lol
i was gona get him charged as i had witnesses but had more fun shatting about him running away and me asking wtf happend
Sounds like a weird night.

I went out got steaming, giggled a bit, grabbed a kebab and went home.

Was a good night tbh
thats a basic night out mate lol ur supposed to pull
at least get a number i got 3
lad, lassies and this person that lowers cars all round for 50 quid (if u supply springs)

[Raz]

i dout he would mind but i aint gettin charged for assault lol
i was gona get him charged as i had witnesses but had more fun shatting about him running away and me asking wtf happend

thats a basic night out mate lol ur supposed to pull
at least get a number i got 3
lad, lassies and this person that lowers cars all round for 50 quid (if u supply springs)

read his other post Gazzza lol he has a missus and been with her for 3 years lol

[Rocko]

i dout he would mind but i aint gettin charged for assault lol
i was gona get him charged as i had witnesses but had more fun shatting about him running away and me asking wtf happend

thats a basic night out mate lol ur supposed to pull
at least get a number i got 3
lad, lassies and this person that lowers cars all round for 50 quid (if u supply springs)

No need to get any numbers when theres fanny on the table son. virgin ?

Got a taxi number ?

[CloVis]

wtf happened to saxp.

[Danr]

http://www.zonegods.com/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

[CloVis]

http://www.zonegods.com/4images/data/media/1/thread_is_gay.jpg

agreed, for a start it dont even make sense and its total bolox.
Congrats.

[JimoVTR]

this thread, tbh, should be deleted like his previous drunken thread.

Kids
Sax-p & Alcohol do NOT mix.

[Karl]

haha, I couldnt find him so I punched a lampost...
quality.

[Gazzza]

and lol
btw most people make alot more threads that are basicly SHIT in my eyes i dont go arround saying ur thread is gay do i? no
but next time i shall

[Predator_R32]

this thread is useless without pics of the porn video :)

[Viper]

or maybe the vid itself..

[Karl]

Guys Im starting a new life in 2008,
im gonna watch a porn video and punch a lamppost.
...Can't wait.

[Danr]

Guys Im starting a new life in 2008,
im gonna watch a porn video and punch a lamppost.
...Can't wait.

Remember, you have to get a mans number as well.

[Karl]

...working on it.
Bed me now Dan, please.

[Gazzza]

Guys Im starting a new life in 2008,
im gonna watch a porn video and punch a lamppost.
...Can't wait.

idiot
simple as

i told u i cant get the blody vid on comp...
i showed some people ask them...

[Kelly]

wow

locked

edit: shit bollocks cunt, give me two secs jay ;)

[jaybiss]

locked haha

[Clouds_mate]

thats soooo gay jay.

[jaybiss]

you cant beat abit of ghey