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williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:16
anyone else love the chav look? :y:

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:18
have you gone mad,yes you drive a nova but wtf ;)

ShaneVtr
31st December 2007, 11:18
not really but underneath the layers of burbury theres a naked body...

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:20
i dont mean with burghouse coats n shit.
i mean like dark eyes pink caps, lol

not your average street corner white lightening drinker :P

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:21
what have you been smoking

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:22
why do you think ive got a nova?

haha

Raz
31st December 2007, 11:23
get a pic up of the type of chav ya mean lol

ShaneVtr
31st December 2007, 11:23
any hole is a goal at the end of the day, aslong as you take her from behind :y: massive earings would do my nut tbh

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:25
any hole is a goal at the end of the day, aslong as you take her from behind :y: massive earings would do my nut tbh

big huge sovereign rings...................what a mess

greesy hair

fuck that

ShaneVtr
31st December 2007, 11:25
get a pic up of the type of chav ya mean lol

LOL

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2743/spaceballot3.gif

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:25
why do you think ive got a nova?

haha

its the chav pulling machine........................a quick one to lol

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:28
lol
im not on about the scruffy kind ya fools.

Raz
31st December 2007, 11:28
lol
im not on about the scruffy kind ya fools.
get a pic up!! lol we trying to help :P

Jackman
31st December 2007, 11:30
Pics of non scruffy chavs please:)

stiffler69
31st December 2007, 11:30
Williams Bird

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/stiffler69_2006/6677051_13de4e3f3e.jpg

Raz
31st December 2007, 11:31
Williams Bird

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/stiffler69_2006/6677051_13de4e3f3e.jpg
i feel sick....

going to bog to be sick hold on...

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 11:32
hahahahahahahaha

leeroybrown
31st December 2007, 11:33
PMSL

Well he is from up blyth way

Thats all they have up there Chavs

No posh upper class birds:homme:

Jackman
31st December 2007, 11:34
Thats put my right of my Frosties.

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:40
lol, ya bunch of cunts :P

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 11:40
I see what you mean mate i think this is the sort of girl chavs he likes

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa212/vts_pjsaunders06/pollard.jpg

wow aint she pretty lol

AntDoGG
31st December 2007, 11:40
wow she is a beauty

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 11:43
thats it like :P

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:43
you have a chav fetish

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 11:48
never met anyone who has a chav fetish

probly becasue its just plain weird lol

if you like dark eyes...wouldnt you be more into emo's and goths?

Raz
31st December 2007, 11:50
never met anyone who has a chav fetish

probly becasue its just plain weird lol

if you like dark eyes...wouldnt you be more into emo's and goths?
what i was thinking....maybe he likes the chav look cos he might be a chav himself :P

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 11:51
what i was thinking....maybe he likes the chav look cos he might be a chav himself :P

he does have a nova tbh

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:52
pics of williams is needed to discuss weather hes a chav lol

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 11:52
thats just got chav writen all over it lol

do you like their attitude aswell?
cocky, no it all side they have to them? lol

Jackman
31st December 2007, 11:54
Pics of williams and his chav making biatch:

http://69.93.14.237/images/chav.jpg

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 11:56
Pics of williams and his chav making biatch:

http://69.93.14.237/images/chav.jpg

hahaha that settles it new name in order

ChaviamsVTS

Japman
31st December 2007, 11:57
pics aobve are great hahahahahha

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:00
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/6636/chav5xz.gif

do you mean like that? she has dark eyes and chavy necklaces...

Jackman
31st December 2007, 12:01
and a retarded mouth..

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:02
yeah, all chavs gotta have that lol

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 12:03
yes, all through that vid i wanted to slip my pipe in her mouth :P

makaveli144
31st December 2007, 12:03
and a retarded mouth..

Ready to give head imo.

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:04
didnt want the details thank you very much! lol

i think emos and goths suit heavy black eye stuff so much better though

i wear black on my eyes but not really heavy

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:05
yes, all through that vid i wanted to slip my pipe in her mouth :P
why aint i suprised at that comment? lol

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:05
didnt want the details thank you very much! lol

i think emos and goths suit heavy black eye stuff so much better though

i wear black on my eyes but not really heavy
pics or i dont believe ya.......

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:06
why aint i suprised at that comment? lol
because you thought it too? lol

Saxy1
31st December 2007, 12:06
pics or i dont believe ya.......

i knew someone was going to say that. lol

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:06
pics or i dont believe ya.......

you've seen me with it on! lol ill do it later so u can see

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:07
because you thought it too? lol

no....i didnt....im dirty mided like you sian :P

i knew someone was going to say that. lol

i know what she looks like....she my missus lol

Saxy1
31st December 2007, 12:08
no....i didnt....im dirty mided like you sian :P



i know what she looks like....she my missus lol

haha lol okay mate. :y:

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 12:09
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa212/vts_pjsaunders06/8622.jpg

does she look anything like this lol


oj

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 12:10
why aint i suprised at that comment? lol


because you thought the same thing :P

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:11
thats scary! lol

i do have really dark hair though :\

not that pale or anything though lol thank god

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:13
thats scary! lol

i do have really dark hair though :\

not that pale or anything though lol thank god
you can make ya hair go like samara's out of the ring!! scary sh*t tbh lol

get some more pics up of the chavs you like williamsvts!

xsmile_be_happyx
31st December 2007, 12:16
William you would have a field day at my work the now, its the irn bru christmas carnival, so the neds or chavs to you lot, are out in the massives! Its the funniest thing ever though, i dont know how they can turn you on lol

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:17
William you would have a field day at my work the now, its the irn bru christmas carnival, so the neds or chavs to you lot, are out in the massives! Its the funniest thing ever though, i dont know how they can turn you on lol
they just stand with their gob open so he can slide his pipe right in lol

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:20
they just stand with their gob open so he can slide his pipe right in lol
did you used to be a chav?

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:21
no...im on about what he said

because xtina turned him on in the video..

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:22
no...im on about what he said

because xtina turned him on in the video..
i know....i was just stating a fact thaaaat one time you used to be one no :P

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 12:23
no...im on about what he said

because xtina turned him on in the video..

tbh i think deep down you want to be a chav lmao

Mr_suv
31st December 2007, 12:24
man i love sum chavvy birds i love girls in a set of trackys not too much else possibly a burbury scarf but no more burbery otherwise it becomes too OTT as long as they are tidy its ok tho

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:24
tbh i think deep down you want to be a chav lmao
trust me dude.....she really doesnt lol been there done that she has.....doesnt want to go back lol

T1NK3RB3LL
31st December 2007, 12:24
tbh i think deep down you want to be a chav lmao
no i dont trust me lol

bad experience with past bfs who were chavs

Mr_suv
31st December 2007, 12:24
il get a pic of the type i like

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 12:26
no i dont trust me lol

bad experience with past bfs who were chavs

ok fair enough, tbh i do like some chav birds in there tracksuits i will get pic of some girl i know she is absolutly gorgeous lol

Raz
31st December 2007, 12:41
we still waiting for pics :P

samvts
31st December 2007, 12:56
Why are Chavs like slinkies?









They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

samvts
31st December 2007, 13:07
sorry had to slip that in, the joke i mean not my pipe william

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_C11YyNto

like her???

Raz
31st December 2007, 13:11
sorry had to slip that in, the joke i mean not my pipe william

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_C11YyNto

like her???
she puts that make-up on quick dont she!! lol

still watchin it now .......

Tupps
31st December 2007, 13:12
Need to define chav tbh

Raz
31st December 2007, 13:16
samvts - i dont think he means that chav.....does he? lol

as tupps said....we need to define the word chav.....

Jamie
31st December 2007, 13:58
Tbh to dress like a chav they would have to talk and act like one therefore not for me thanks lol

leeroybrown
31st December 2007, 13:59
Need to define chav tbh

Easy... just look at Tupps

Tupps
31st December 2007, 14:01
Chav is over used......

It's too easy to brand somebody a chav these days, things have changed since Lee Walsh was a bairn

Tupps
31st December 2007, 14:01
Easy... just look at Tupps

Leeroy go faster stripes.....

Joking, i know theyre standard and your car is the best x

leeroybrown
31st December 2007, 14:02
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh bitch

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:03
chav girls, i love how orange they are, tight tracksuits tucked into fake ugg boots.

they are nealry perfect.

smiith
31st December 2007, 14:04
im apparently a chav lol according to someone on here :p

but i agree, some of em do look pretty well

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:06
i was lying i have no love for chavvy ladies.

smiith
31st December 2007, 14:10
Lilly Allen... Officialy a hot chav

http://www.orkneybands.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/455921714_l.jpg

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:14
she is different though.

id do her because she is famous.

Coonper
31st December 2007, 14:14
^^^Agreed!
My birds a clean chav! Lol:P
She wears trackies/trainers sometimes. IS A NICE!!! As borat would say!

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:15
Any hole is a goal - end of!

EDIT

just ask my mates

http://www.xymalf.co.uk/images/chavs/chav2.jpg

smiith
31st December 2007, 14:17
^^^Agreed!
My birds a clean chav! Lol:P
She wears trackies/trainers sometimes. IS A NICE!!! As borat would say!

HIGH FIVEEEE

haha i wear nike's but im not a chav :p coz there 6.0s... aka skate shoes

but tbh, i do call my car the chavmobile, but thats coz when i go to boro i always get "ere m8, werdya get them exhausts like, does youns cars do 150 mileses perns hours"

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:17
jimo, i bet thats your excuse everytime you pull a mooonter.

smiith
31st December 2007, 14:18
Any hole is a goal - end of!

EDIT

just ask my mates

http://www.xymalf.co.uk/images/chavs/chav2.jpg

you mean your lovers ;) i know where they put that glowstick mate

smiith
31st December 2007, 14:20
anyway, speakin of chavs, i better go buy some tax :p

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:20
jimo, i bet thats your excuse everytime you pull a mooonter.

How can you say that about sexy suzie

http://berkleyjoveauthors.com/images/authors/46.jpeg

EssexHoney
31st December 2007, 14:21
I dont like the chav look at all, but im more of a fasionable girlie girl then a chav girl anyway!! lol!!

Coonper
31st December 2007, 14:21
HIGH FIVEEEE

haha i wear nike's but im not a chav :p coz there 6.0s... aka skate shoes

but tbh, i do call my car the chavmobile, but thats coz when i go to boro i always get "ere m8, werdya get them exhausts like, does youns cars do 150 mileses perns hours"

Is A Great Success!!:y:

Haha, i suppose im a chav as it goes! I currently have a lacoste tracksuit on with nike air max's! But then, on the other hand, i play the guitar and i listen to metal!:afro:

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:22
your from essex but not a chav? surely this is incorrect.

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:22
How can you say that about sexy suzie

http://berkleyjoveauthors.com/images/authors/46.jpeg

man she is one hot piece of ass.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:25
your from essex but not a chav? surely this is incorrect.

TBF - essex ladies are more fashionable than chavs imo anyway

man she is one hot piece of ass.

Well, we're expecting.... kids gonna be gorgeous!

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:27
i call godparent.

frankie
31st December 2007, 14:27
lmao at jimo

all the chav girls round here either have babys or wizards sleeves.......so im told.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:29
i call godparent.

wouldnt have it any other way

lmao at jimo

all the chav girls round here either have babys or wizards sleeves.......so im told.

we dont have that problem.... we have alot of steps and stairs round here

nufc_lad
31st December 2007, 14:37
I see what you mean mate i think this is the sort of girl chavs he likes

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa212/vts_pjsaunders06/pollard.jpg

wow aint she pretty lol

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/Mattallthat_2007/shc.gif

dannygti
31st December 2007, 14:40
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/Mattallthat_2007/shc.gif

shit man that cats funny lmao!!:p

xclairex
31st December 2007, 14:41
i dont know how you can call someone by what they wear, im into those retro adidas tracksuits at the moment i have a set in nearly every colour lol they are comfortable. i also wear black round my eyes but im no chav!!

Barry123
31st December 2007, 14:45
i dont know how you can call someone by what they wear, im into those retro adidas tracksuits at the moment i have a set in nearly every colour lol they are comfortable. i also wear black round my eyes but im no chav!!

:detective:


sounds like a chav to me.

joke.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:48
labels nowadays are given out so easily.

Like smiith is a gay.... its just too easy to do these days

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:49
we all drive saxos, chave city right here tbh.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:51
we all drive saxos, chave city right here tbh.

Think the diesel club is excluded though.

Jacko
31st December 2007, 14:56
adsayer doesnt get of that easily. diesles included. point stands.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 14:57
I have to share a bed with a pregnant chav tonight!

Barry123
31st December 2007, 14:58
f-off. I own the family car version of the saxo.

I suppose technically that means a car for a 18 year old, his 10 year old girlfriend and his 2 children.

JimoVTR
31st December 2007, 15:00
f-off. I own the family car version of the saxo.

i agree sayer - not a chav car



I suppose technically that means a car for a 18 year old, his 10 year old girlfriend and his 2 children.

But YOU made it THE chav car!

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 15:01
f-off. I own the family car version of the saxo.

I suppose technically that means a car for a 18 year old, his 10 year old girlfriend and his 2 children.

there you go well done mate, the first step to beating the chav addiction is to say you have a problem

Barry123
31st December 2007, 15:02
i agree sayer - not a chav car




But YOU made it THE chav car!

gotta love saxo's :cool:

there you go well done mate, the first step to beating the chav addiction is to say you have a problem

haahhahahaha








:(

Jacko
31st December 2007, 15:03
f-off. I own the family car version of the saxo.

I suppose technically that means a car for a 18 year old, his 10 year old girlfriend and his 2 children.

sayer wishes.

minxymears
31st December 2007, 16:59
nothing more of a turn off than a sovereigned up, wearin trackies and trainers with big bling, on a girl tbh .... indie/casual birds ftw

but what dyou class as a chav .... cos id say trackies trainers, waayyyy too much make up, fake tan, big hoop ear rings, them stupid doll necklaces and chains, and sovereigns.... usually accompanied by a phone playing sum crappy rave song with chipmunk lyrics.... is a chav?
But i know some people would class anyone that wears brands as a chav...

RedB
31st December 2007, 17:05
Indie bird would be dirtier and better imo lets be honest

All that bling bling in the bedroom would piss me off after a while
Sovreign and burberry dont turn me on unfortunately

Dez
31st December 2007, 18:41
dated a chav girl once and she swore more then i did, gave evils to people walking around town and basically thought she was the dogs . needless to say its over would never EVER go there again with any chav girl although they do tend to be easier in my experience but think theres more of a risk of them getting pregnant! :bored:

Yates
31st December 2007, 18:44
i love chav girls, never go out with one, but i love to fuck them, dirty as fook

Dez
31st December 2007, 18:45
i love chav girls, never go out with one, but i love to fuck them, dirty as fook

thats basically what i was saying.. you were more to the point though lol

Yates
31st December 2007, 19:01
Yates - Always blunt and straight to the point.

Mystic
31st December 2007, 19:06
AdSayer - modifying with the family in mind.

Danhunt
31st December 2007, 19:10
Indie bird would be dirtier and better imo lets be honest

All that bling bling in the bedroom would piss me off after a while
Sovreign and burberry dont turn me on unfortunately

would be like fucking mrs santa.

jingle all the way

Predator_R32
31st December 2007, 19:11
lol matt is back baby, yeah id fuck them all over but thats about it y:

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 20:55
any hole is a goal at the end of the day, aslong as you take her from behind :y: massive earings would do my nut tbh

Doesn't matter about that, Don't look at the mantlepiece while you're poking the fire do ya? ;) lol!!

On a serious note, i know a few people like that, and tbh some of them are really fit, and when not with their mates an stuff are actually quite nice people too! lol...

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:35
anyway, im sure i said the chav look not the pua radgies you see outside my house dronking LCL with her rottweiler (tis true) lol

come to think of it, i live in a ruffish estate full of pua radgies, drive a nova and had a baby at 21 :P i am KING CHAVA!!!!!

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:37
anyway, im sure i said the chav look not the pua radgies you see outside my house dronking LCL with her rottweiler (tis true) lol

come to think of it, i live in a ruffish estate full of pua radgies, drive a nova and had a baby at 21 :P i am KING CHAVA!!!!!

nice to see you have accepted your problem chaviamsvts

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:38
lol, who said it was a problem? its a way of life :P

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:39
lol, who said it was a problem? its a way of life :P

lol furry muff, i have a bit of chav fetish to but choose not to follow it through, well most the time i dont :oops:

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 23:39
LMAO @this thread.
Quality...

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:41
dont you just love a bit of 13yr old ass?

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:42
dont you just love a bit of 13yr old ass?

nah i perfer 12yr old ass, try it i rate it more than 13yr old. I dont go for the young chavs 17 lowest i will go lol :y:

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 23:42
dont you just love a bit of 13yr old ass?

Oh yeah all the way!...
















NOT!

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:44
lol, im 24 so it is a bit young. lol

my lass would punch me if she saw this :P

good job she's upstairs on the sunbed :P

does that make me more of a radgy? got a sunbed in my house haha

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:45
lol, im 24 so it is a bit young. lol

my lass would punch me if she saw this :P

good job she's upstairs on the sunbed :P

does that make me more of a radgy? got a sunbed in my house haha

chaviams would you like a shovel?

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:47
haha, i think its a ladder i need :P


anyway, my nova aint chav, its 'old skool' haha

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 23:47
haha!
Yeah, but where did the sunbed come from?
Or do i not ask...

This thread is making me laugh a treat.. randomness!

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:48
haha, i think its a ladder i need :P


anyway, my nova aint chav, its 'old skool' haha

like retro addidas tracksuits? i think that classes as chav tbh lol

williamsvts
31st December 2007, 23:48
lol, some womens house in scotland.

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:50
lol, some womens house in scotland.

did you break in, dont worry we wont tell :P


Typical chav breaking into houses lol ;)

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 23:53
lmao!
Yeah but, How did you get it in the nova?
Or did you use some old frayed blue rope and some home mate roof bars? lol

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:55
lmao!
Yeah but, How did you get it in the nova?
Or did you use some old frayed blue rope and some home mate roof bars? lol

hahaha obvs he had a gang with him, chavs always in groups of ten or more, which carried it for him :p

DavidKent
31st December 2007, 23:58
lol! Up on the shoulders and run run run!
Straight into the back of the rotten old transit they'd just nicked :P

pjsaunders06
31st December 2007, 23:59
lol! Up on the shoulders and run run run!
Straight into the back of the rotten old transit they'd just nicked :P

i sorry but that sounds like you know to much, chavidkent is that you? :p



Happy new year peeps

williamsvts
1st January 2008, 00:15
nah, it was an 07 plate LDV van :P
turbo aswell so was quick :)

pjsaunders06
1st January 2008, 00:16
nah, it was an 07 plate LDV van :P
turbo aswell so was quick :)

wikid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DavidKent
1st January 2008, 00:17
Lmao how did you know...
I'm not going to tell you that i drive an M reg Diesel cavalier with extremely high mileage then...
lmao!

pjsaunders06
1st January 2008, 00:18
Lmao how did you know...
I'm not going to tell you that i drive an M reg Diesel cavalier with extremely high mileage then...
lmao!

i sorry but i call for a late nite chavette hunt, i wants one now lol ah the cavalier the chav with a family :p

Steve
1st January 2008, 10:50
williams which do you prefer in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj-Vy0vGzs4

dnbmart
1st January 2008, 10:51
Got to admit, i used to be a chav me self

Now im not dont worri, cant stand that sort of dress & on girls its even worse ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Dez
1st January 2008, 11:42
worri? do you mean worry ? lol is that how chav's write it?;)

-Jason-
1st January 2008, 12:20
141 posts of absolute randomness

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 12:24
141 posts of absolute randomness

142 posts of absolute spam

DavidKent
1st January 2008, 13:27
No no, you've both got it all wrong, its 143 posts of total crap!

pjsaunders06
1st January 2008, 13:30
tbh its all spam but was funny tho :p

coldo1987
1st January 2008, 14:50
No no, you've both got it all wrong, its 143 posts of total crap!

can we make it 145 posts plus a picture of complete garbish?

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/coldo1987/ned_dog2.jpg

Jacko
1st January 2008, 14:57
http://www.fat-pie.com/darrenbig2.jpg

DEVO luvs dem chav girlz.

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 16:33
he is soo anoying! any lass that went with him needs their head checking!

Mochachino
1st January 2008, 17:00
YUMMY
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v134/74/98/877290499/n877290499_1149237_4292.jpg

carlos45
1st January 2008, 17:03
YUMMY
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v134/74/98/877290499/n877290499_1149237_4292.jpg

YEAAHHHH BOiiiii

djrem
1st January 2008, 17:05
ber rap o

Mochachino
1st January 2008, 17:13
http://www.ukhh.com/features/interviews/babyblue/babyblue.jpg

quite like her aswell, baby blue :y:

OLLYVTS
1st January 2008, 17:18
he is soo anoying! any lass that went with him needs their head checking!

He is a ledge,hes funny as fook.

Jacko
1st January 2008, 17:19
http://s0.dontstayin.com/00/1c/001ce203-69ac-4a07-8325-46a6ce541396.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/6677051_13de4e3f3e.jpg

very nice.

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 17:20
db_sax in 40 years time :P

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/389944252_997660ed9f.jpg

Mochachino
1st January 2008, 17:21
db_sax in 40 years time :P

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/389944252_997660ed9f.jpg

haha lmao mate but no chance! repped aswell made me chuckle... god damn it i need to spread the love again before i rep you

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 17:23
every chance ;)

cant rep you back - computer says no *cough*

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 17:24
He is a ledge,hes funny as fook.
aye he is but being his g/f wouldnt be fun imo lol

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 17:27
He is a fictional character

Jacko
1st January 2008, 17:28
shurrup yoouns, he is well real.

Mochachino
1st January 2008, 17:33
devvo is fuckinnnn well funneh mateee.

I like the one where hes startin on the rover car " you fuckin dickehead rover, you starting, fuckin dickead..."

and where hes trying to make the car tape player work, and thinks the think on the back of the facia is a scart socket n plays tletext lmao

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 17:38
Im off to pick me girlz up innit, in me new car

http://www.lum.co.uk/SA/betty39.jpg

Mochachino
1st January 2008, 17:45
wanna meet in macdonalds mate? il be in this [
http://images.radcity.net/5893/819938.jpg

JimoVTR
1st January 2008, 17:46
Safe blud.

Get a big mac and chips innit.


:( there are some poor cars out there. would love to see a burberry saxo though.

Jacko
1st January 2008, 17:52
goldy lookin chain = coolest chavs ever.

kenny
1st January 2008, 18:12
that nova that you posted jimo use to sit around the corner from my house. i know the guy who owned it.

he got some slating when we seen him about lol

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 18:14
that aint a nova :s novas dont have a boot

xclairex
1st January 2008, 18:15
that aint a nova :s novas dont have a boot

its a nova estate my granda used to have one

Predator_R32
1st January 2008, 18:16
yeah its a nova saloon, your used to seeing nova hatchbacks :y:

kenny
1st January 2008, 18:16
nova saloon ;)

kenny
1st January 2008, 18:17
damn too slow

xclairex
1st January 2008, 18:18
well i was almost right :P

Predator_R32
1st January 2008, 18:19
you were close claire but not close enough, i owned you :p

Jacko
1st January 2008, 18:20
wish i owned the saloon tbh.

Predator_R32
1st January 2008, 18:23
yeah i love them, there nicer in 3 door saloon versions too :y:

ialways wanted one as my first car but went or an ax :y:

Jacko
1st January 2008, 18:26
i was joking.

i think it may be the ugliest car ive ever seen.

would rather have a multipla.

xclairex
1st January 2008, 18:26
My granda's only had 36k on the clock and was really well looked after only used once a week and garaged, then he gave it to my cousin when he passed his test and the 1st night he had it, it got nicked and burned out :(

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 18:27
yeah its a nova saloon, your used to seeing nova hatchbacks :y:
oh well...you learn something new everyday dont you...i didnt know you could get them saloon style lol

williamsvts
1st January 2008, 22:39
lol,didnt think this thread would go on so long.

everyone has a bit of radgy in them :P

DavidKent
1st January 2008, 22:43
Ha yeah its still goin!

For the nova project in your sig man, get on ebay, there's some chips that up it by 25 BHP, and if you put the seats down it'll be faster cos its more streamlined, as someone on here once said...

Oh yeah, Go faster Stripes, easy 50 Brake ;)

djrem
1st January 2008, 22:45
goldy lookin chain = coolest chavs ever.

they are well safe bloods innit.

williamsvts
1st January 2008, 22:47
are they 'phase' chips? they are widely used on the LET engines, just the 1s on ebay are copies.

Coonper
1st January 2008, 22:47
Max power induction kit and you'll be knocking on the door of 430bhp!
Then maybe even some ripspeed seat covers!:afro:

DavidKent
1st January 2008, 22:48
Rip speed Covers all the way!
I think the 'Chips' on ebay are some little resistor that you bodge in somewhere tbh.. lol

djrem
1st January 2008, 22:50
Max power induction kit and you'll be knocking on the door of 430bhp!
Then maybe even some ripspeed seat covers!:afro:

only the led induction kit does that

kenny
1st January 2008, 23:13
dont forget the fog lights on aswel for the magical 50bhp extra

williamsvts
1st January 2008, 23:15
nova's dont have fogs, unlike the saxo's :P

anyway, isnt the saxo the modern day chav car?

kenny
1st January 2008, 23:16
mmm true, luckily i dont drive the saxo now :P








do miss it tho

shooorn94
1st January 2008, 23:31
shit man that cats funny lmao!!:p

Still rofl-ing at this cat :clapping:

Still no pics of the CHAVette you like Chaviams.

A mate of mine used to have a red salloon Nova, so did uncle and my dad had the 3 door hatchback-still see it around-will be going on longer than my sax :n:

Family of Nova's here :panic:

chavvettes make me sick tbh.

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 23:42
nova's dont have fogs, unlike the saxo's :P

anyway, isnt the saxo the modern day chav car?
corsa's are the chav car where i live

theres a few about with kits on, looks horrible

joe___vtr
1st January 2008, 23:49
^^^ same. fukin loads of chavs in corsas near me.....
but loads of saxos and not 1 is owned by a chav.....
thats the way it should be imo haha :P

DavidKent
1st January 2008, 23:52
Funny how i was always known as a chav cos my saxo was lowered etc...
bloody Stereotypes! lol

T1NK3RB3LL
1st January 2008, 23:52
there was a nice vtr in my town...next time i saw him he was driving a bogey green metalic colour corsa with an exhaust big enough to fit your head up!

makes you wonder what goes on in a chavs head lol

williamsvts
1st January 2008, 23:58
lol, like me going from a 2002 vts to a 1989 nova :P

kenny
1st January 2008, 23:59
i had some guy in a corsa with a stupid bodykit try and race me the other nite when i was in my mr2 i was like wtf lol

VTR_Dan_VTS
1st January 2008, 23:59
burberry is ok as long as its genuine!

joe___vtr
1st January 2008, 23:59
i think the word "corsa" should be "banished" from this site :P :P :P

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:00
the only thing i like thats burberry is the perfume lol

Jacko
2nd January 2008, 00:00
burbery isnt nice. real or fake.

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:01
i think the word "corsa" should be "banished" from this site :P :P :P
ooooooh dont say that...theres a few corsa owners and lovers on here lol

im with you there mind lol

williamsvts
2nd January 2008, 00:01
lol, till though, there are a few corsa's compete in TOTB, no saxos or 106s as yet.

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:03
The best thing about burberry is sending an idiot into a shop for some burberry paint tbh.. lol

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:03
corsa should be banned lol. nah i have nothing with what car people drive its the way they drive that annoys me even if the car looks shit lol

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:04
I have a cavalier and I drive like an idiot sometimes, but sensibly more often than not..
I'm not a chav though! lol

John
2nd January 2008, 00:05
i had some guy in a corsa with a stupid bodykit try and race me the other nite when i was in my mr2 i was like wtf lol

LMAO what about that chavvy corsa we seen earlier.

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:06
haha theres loads about john lol

williamsvts
2nd January 2008, 00:08
you just wish you had the balls to fit a bodykit :P

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:09
i think its funny when you see 1.2 corsas thinking they can beat a vtr

"yeah check me out ive got a corsa..aint i hard"

"no mate your a cock, get a life"

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:11
im gonna chav my mr2 turbo to fit in i think hahahaha

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:14
im gonna chav my mr2 turbo to fit in i think hahahaha

Put a ferarri Bodykit on it lol..
Look quality :p

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:16
i think its funny when you see 1.2 corsas thinking they can beat a vtr

"yeah check me out ive got a corsa..aint i hard"

"no mate your a cock, get a life"
cant say ive ever seen this before :P

you get this all the time in Darlington lol probs alot of other places aswell lol

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:19
Put a ferarri Bodykit on it lol..
Look quality :p

now thats an idea lol

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:20
lol they do it to me being in a slow car.. but they have a 1.1 so i can make my turbo kick in.. wait till they're next to you and boot it... so funny watching their faces when a car comes and they have to brake and pull back in :P

My High miler M reg diesel cavvy does the job against the little 'knob heads' lol

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:20
now thats an idea lol


Seen it done, not that bad tbh... somethin silly like 4k for the kit tho!

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:23
tbh i hate it but thats my personal taste kicking in lol

im just gonna mess around with the engine tbh

DavidKent
2nd January 2008, 00:26
Best way!
I want a really really rough looking car, thats very fast - Works every time :p

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:27
wont this get locked or deleted soon?

need to get back on topic a bit i think..

nufc_lad
2nd January 2008, 00:32
wont this get locked or deleted soon?

need to get back on topic a bit i think..

you dont see many fit chav girls driving badboy souped up corsas phrrrwwww

Sorted we are back on topic

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:32
i hate chav girls tbh

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:34
i hate the attitude they have but i think you can get some that arent bad looking lol

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:37
tbh.....you dont see many fit chav girls with b/f who drive chav wagons lol you see alot of chavs driving on their own though.....

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:38
i hate the attitude they have but i think you can get some that arent bad looking lol


thats true

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:39
not bad looking...minus the BIG hoops lol and orange make up

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:40
ooompa loompas lol

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:40
tbh.....you dont see many fit chav girls with b/f who drive chav wagons lol you see alot of chavs driving on their own though.....



driving on your own as a chav is wiikid innit

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:41
exactly lol not a good look imo

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:41
not bad looking...minus the BIG hoops lol and orange make up
chav girls officially wear to much makeup!

hate seeing them in town when ya just walking and you see the low lifes that they are...

nufc_lad
2nd January 2008, 00:42
not bad looking...minus the BIG hoops lol and orange make up

and the builders boots

kenny
2nd January 2008, 00:42
hammer and chizzle to remove the make up lol

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:43
timbalands?

cant forget the nike airs! lol chav nesscesity

nufc_lad
2nd January 2008, 00:45
timbalands?

cant forget the nike airs! lol chav nesscesity

rockports aswell lol

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:45
timbalands?

cant forget the nike airs! lol chav nesscesity
that makes you a chav.....you got nike airs lol that makes you a good looking chav....

Spanky
2nd January 2008, 00:45
i have a picture of my gf that i no is exactly wot william is on about lol pink NY hat, and looking very chav in a good way lol if thats possible :/ either way she gorgeous so yea it is possible lol

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:46
rockports aswell lol
how could we forget rockports!! everyone wanted them when i was in school!! lol hated them and hate them still

Rocko
2nd January 2008, 00:46
Perfect example of a chav girl and her drugged up boyfriend:

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh267/rockosaxo/chav1.jpg

And his mates..................

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh267/rockosaxo/chav2.jpg

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:46
i have a picture of my gf that i no is exactly wot william is on about lol pink NY hat, and looking very chav in a good way lol if thats possible :/ either way she gorgeous so yea it is possible lol
post the pic up for all to see then dude.....

Jazz
2nd January 2008, 00:47
LMAO thread funny as... Got a kid near me, he has a gold Clio 1.2 chavved up to the max, loudest bean-can pipe zorst ever, and subs so loud his windows shudder. Head to toe in gold, soverign rings, shaved head, wears sunglasses when its overcast... you know the type. Apparently his gf (3-4 yrs younger) cheats on him all the time, he got stick at college because its not a chavvy college at all but he still dressed like that, swore at people and yet was scared of a kid younger and smaller than him.
Eyes up my car like it's got DD tits when I go passed. Funny-arse lot they are :P

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:47
but i dont wear massive hoops and trackies tucked in my socks do i?

and i dont go round looking like an oompa loompa

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:50
but i dont wear massive hoops and trackies tucked in my socks do i?

and i dont go round looking like an oompa loompa
no...but you have wore pretty big hoops and i have seen ya in trackies, like you have with me lol but i only wear them cos i cant be bothered with owt else lol

you dont walk round like an oompa loompa, but you asked if ya make up was bit orange today lol

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:51
yeah..atleast if i was orange then i wud of done something about it lol

Jazz
2nd January 2008, 00:54
http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

Meet Furberry.

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 00:55
http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

Meet Furberry.
hahaha furby!!!!!


WOOOOooooOO...dont ask only person that will understand that is ryan lol

Raz
2nd January 2008, 00:57
http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

Meet Furberry.
thats a good pic dude :y:

sian - think its time for bed before you get the giggles lol

im trying to rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaad

nufc_lad
2nd January 2008, 00:58
I used to have a furby lol

What I want to know is why do chavs insist on wearing coats designed for mountain walking

Jazz
2nd January 2008, 00:58
Haha, found this one too.

Remember the good old days of Trolls?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415AYEZBFEL._AA280_.jpg

Furberry's biatch tbh :P

Raz
2nd January 2008, 01:00
Haha, found this one too.

Remember the good old days of Trolls?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415AYEZBFEL._AA280_.jpg

Furberry's biatch tbh :P
haha class lol think i used to own a troll.....cant remember lol if i did then obviously didnt like it cos i cant seem to remember lol

T1NK3RB3LL
2nd January 2008, 01:02
i was given a load of them...i was scared of them i seem to remember lol

i have some weird fears

Jazz
2nd January 2008, 01:04
haha class lol think i used to own a troll.....cant remember lol if i did then obviously didnt like it cos i cant seem to remember lol

Were a riot when I was at primary school (10ish years ago..) you could collect them in cereal packets and then Woolworths made bigger ones called Trolls-in-holes. Shame I never got to collect the Chav one though lol.

Raz
2nd January 2008, 01:07
Were a riot when I was at primary school (10ish years ago..) you could collect them in cereal packets and then Woolworths made bigger ones called Trolls-in-holes. Shame I never got to collect the Chav one though lol.
i know.....quite gutted aswell lol would be a nice thing for people to see cos its in the back of ya car lol

Jazz
2nd January 2008, 01:09
Would love to put the Furberry in the back of my car for a laugh... only problem is that a 9 year old chav girl would get her 18 year old boi-friend to smash the window in and nick it for her birthday:P