Bored at work earlier... makes me a c**t

[JimoVTR]

So I decided to relieve some things that I have done that were rather amusing (think about them and chuckle to myself) (it was 6.30 in the moring)

Anyway, once, my mate found out I shagged his girlfriend, so I told him it was about 8/9months I had.....
funnily, he didnt speak to me for about 6months, spoke to me at work (used to work together, and his mum did), spoke to me the day after the works xmas do (2006), said sorry, however, if i touched anyone of his family/gf again, he'd never talk to me again (he couldnt beat me up, he's small). little does he, or his dad, know, i shagged his mum after the xmas do.

so i realised this storey along with others, iv been a cnut in my life....
and sometimes a regret it.... cracking moment though.

[Paul]

Pictures or your lieing :detective:

[darkslag72]

u is a very bad man!

[TU-Tuning]

oucccccccchhhh for that kid

[L33h]

ur very bad.. i like it haha

[frankie]

no one bring gfs to meet when jimo attends.

[David]

he couldnt beat me up, he's small

So is your cock... ;)

[TU-Tuning]

no one bring gfs to meet when jimo attends.

i was gonna bring my mum, she was well looking forward to it.



Youve ruined her year

[Dez]

Nice you working the way through the family?

[Robb]

this meant to be some sort of ASW thread?

[frankie]

ben i said gfs so.....judgeing by what youve just said that would make your mum.......

[TU-Tuning]

ben i said gfs so.....judgeing by what youve just said that would make your mum.......

This is the west country, its the done thing

[laura_g]

omm thats well shady on that poor boy

[smiith]

lol Jimo, always told your your the supercunt mate :)

[frankie]

lmao.....must be a difference between the west country and the south west then...

[kenny]

hahaha thats class

[djrem]

only his dad left then for the full house.

[TU-Tuning]

Dont forget grandma

[Steve]

So I decided to relieve some things that I have done that were rather amusing (think about them and chuckle to myself) (it was 6.30 in the moring)

Anyway, once, my mate found out I shagged his girlfriend, so I told him it was about 8/9months I had.....
funnily, he didnt speak to me for about 6months, spoke to me at work (used to work together, and his mum did), spoke to me the day after the works xmas do (2006), said sorry, however, if i touched anyone of his family/gf again, he'd never talk to me again (he couldnt beat me up, he's small). little does he, or his dad, know, i shagged his mum after the xmas do.

so i realised this storey along with others, iv been a cnut in my life....
and sometimes a regret it.... cracking moment though.

you talking shit or you really shag her? some mate you are :p

[MARTYN19588]

lmao @ this thread. pics of his mum!! :panic:

[JimoVTR]

Its not an ASW thread.... all legit,
just realised im such a cunt to some people.
and thought it was funny too


and i would like to apologise to anyone if iv come across as a cunt.

[JimoVTR]

lmao @ this thread. pics of his mum!! :panic:

:oops: - thats the bad part

[MARTYN19588]

:oops: - thats the bad part


:shocked: she to bad for pics??

[Anushka101]

Its not an ASW thread.... all legit,
just realised im such a cunt to some people.
and thought it was funny too


and i would like to apologise to anyone if iv come across as a cunt.

So you are apologising to your self? :P

coz i think thats just hilarious.

[Jackman]

If its true.

your my new hero tbh ftw.

[JimoVTR]

We were drunk - walked her home,
she was telling me how she longed for a nice new young man to come along and take her away.... how could i turn down my mates mum.... cooking me tea when i went round.

be a bit rude. but no, she isnt a MILF. shes a MIWNSA (Mum id never shag again)

[Adum]

thats f**king harsh!

have you ever had your mate shag ur mrs or mum for that imatter!

better u wouldn't be laughing at his thread... :P

[JimoVTR]

thats f**king harsh!

have you ever had your mate shag ur mrs or mum for that imatter!

better u wouldn't be laughing at his thread... :P

hence why i think i am a little bit of a noob....
but you gotta do everything once.... iv done ya mum! (well, matts)

[Adum]

yeah i agree with that for the mum scenerio. lol

[craig180]

and i would like to apologise to anyone if iv come across as a cunt.

Apology accepted.

[Paul]

haha :d]

Edit, Thanks Jimo ;)

[rob_s]

legend tbh :afro:

[PRICEY-VTS]

no offence mate but you sound full of SHIT lol

[JimoVTR]

no offence mate but you sound full of SHIT lol

thanks :y:

[adnandunn]

your a bad lad

[djmartin]

when i see you at a meet im so gonna say to you ''now then what you been upto MotherF**ker lol.''

[JohnPartridge]

hahaha, dont quite get why you chose to post this publicly but fair do's...

[djrem]

no offence mate but you sound full of SHIT lol

jimo for class president tbh

[sexylittleass]

only his dad left then for the full house.

That's disgusting LoL :):p:)

[Rocko]

Sly as fuck......

what a cunt....

[djrem]

That's disgusting LoL :):p:)

i make lols and take them out my jar for my sax-p friends :homme:

[Maxwell]

well whenever you next go round to his house for a family doo, or party.........just keep away from his granny u sick coont lol:P:P:P:P

though fair play to ya!! lol

[shooorn94]

So I decided to relieve some things that I have done that were rather amusing (think about them and chuckle to myself) (it was 6.30 in the moring)

Anyway, once, my mate found out I shagged his girlfriend, so I told him it was about 8/9months I had.....
funnily, he didnt speak to me for about 6months, spoke to me at work (used to work together, and his mum did), spoke to me the day after the works xmas do (2006), said sorry, however, if i touched anyone of his family/gf again, he'd never talk to me again (he couldnt beat me up, he's small). little does he, or his dad, know, i shagged his mum after the xmas do.

so i realised this storey along with others, iv been a cnut in my life....
and sometimes a regret it.... cracking moment though.

where u drinking at 6:34pm again Jimo-if not this thread is probably legit and therefore you are a hillarious c*nt. Shame you had to put up with the MIWNSA, shame she wasn't a milf.

You must be such a nice guy to whisk her away and fulfil her vagi... dreams :y:

[Baz]

and i thought i did wrong shaggin a mates GF....but you did his mum aswell! now thats bad

[S70KES]

it takes to to tango so not all blame on jimo....

[vidal]

Everyone cross post to every forum you know, soon his mate will know. Then we can sit back and watch the fun. (see, it's not just you that's a cunt!)

V.

[Pat_Vts]

pic of that 'milf' you shagged

[Raz]

Everyone cross post to every forum you know, soon his mate will know. Then we can sit back and watch the fun. (see, it's not just you that's a cunt!)

V.
hahaha what a good idea Vidal!!

now i would love to see that...let the action commence!

[Japman]

So I decided to relieve some things that I have done that were rather amusing (think about them and chuckle to myself) (it was 6.30 in the moring)

Anyway, once, my mate found out I shagged his girlfriend, so I told him it was about 8/9months I had.....
funnily, he didnt speak to me for about 6months, spoke to me at work (used to work together, and his mum did), spoke to me the day after the works xmas do (2006), said sorry, however, if i touched anyone of his family/gf again, he'd never talk to me again (he couldnt beat me up, he's small). little does he, or his dad, know, i shagged his mum after the xmas do.

so i realised this storey along with others, iv been a cnut in my life....
and sometimes a regret it.... cracking moment though.

pffft you'd be floating in the sea somwhere now if that was me:n: