Hate Westwood!

[Dez]

Have had a really relaxing night looking on the web listening to radio 1 and then come 9pm that tw*t westwood is on! cant stand the fella

[Scattle]

he's da man!!

[Amiee]

me either he is a total gobsh*te!

[Stuartvts]

Lol ditto, imo he has ruined charisma tuning with 'Pimp my ride UK'

[stoney_182]

theres no way im letting him pimp my ride :P

[laura_g]

hey bum ting you wana come to me gaff er no go and have a bath

[Dez]

lol he really irritates me .. annoying thing is though i bet he gets the most amazing girls and has a massive bank balance

oh well i got my saxo :p

[Scattle]

theres no way im letting him pimp my ride :P

Why not:homme:

[djmartin]

westwood i met him ages ago at gods kitchen total cock tbh

seriously talks like he is black n dat

total looser and he got annoyed with me when i said to him why in your cd's you always put bang boom sounds in your mixes OH is it because you dont actually mix the tracks the boom sound is just so you can drop in a new track without really mixing it sorry tim that is not djin........then he hada mouth full at me but it was all Sh1t he was saying and ended up trying to mc his words so he looked cool but he looked nothing but a cool fool tbh.

[KIRKSTER-VTS]

yoooooooooooooo baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao , looks at this amazing crockery , woha woha woha (smash) ohhh baby

[TU-Tuning]

He makes his wife play that DROP DA BOMB noise every time he comes home apparently lol

[KIRKSTER-VTS]

yooo its the big dogg inda house :P , well put it out then :P

[djmartin]

yooo its the big dogg inda house :P , well put it out then :P


or neuter him (have his nuts cut off) that would be much better

[Anushka101]

hey bum ting you wana come to me gaff er no go and have a bath

lol

he plays good music, but he is proper shyt i hate him too, seen him in dinero's club, too old to be ghetto :p my picture was on his site yipee :p

[Marcos]

westwood is just a lanky twat imo sara cox ftw shes a legend in my mind lmao

[VTR_Nick]

i can't stand him either

[saxowebby]

jk and joel ftw

[Anushka101]

Mr rem needs to call him on the radio show and emberass him :p

[Baz]

he is a right laugh! piss funny because he is such a cock

[Anushka101]

rofl... listen to him going on about the ladies.

[djmartin]

westwood is just a lanky twat imo sara cox ftw shes a legend in my mind lmao

a legend lol

she is shaggable but thats about it and tbh if i was having sex with her id tell her to shut up cos id have heard her voice that much on the radio LOL

but saying that what would westwood be like when he is in bed hahaha

RUNS JUMPS IN THE BED WHILST IN THE AIR HE SHOUTS .................................................. .................................................. ..................WESTWOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! hahaha lands on hte bed and the BOOM sound comes out of no where pulls his pants down and there it is this small peanut of a thing hahahaha then the women in the bed replies WESTTTTTTNOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! hahahahaha

[Mark51]

hes abit OTT but hes not that bad. does play some good music. it would be even better if he didnt play those stupid sound effects like horns and explosions

[KIRKSTER-VTS]

Bullet Bullet Westwoooooooood

[SaxoAL]

I think he's alright TBH. Could be a bit less fake tho.
His music is pretty good mind.

[Anushka101]

lol he would be much better if he playesd the same music and just act normally. then i would worship him :p

[djmartin]

I think he's alright TBH. Could be a bit less fake tho.
His music is pretty good mind.


he aint fake haha thats how he acts 24/7 LOL

YO YO INIT MOFO LOL

big up me bros in the brighton squad i go to me mummies to shit on the bog LOL that his kind of so called rapping hahahaha

[KIRKSTER-VTS]

he aint fake haha thats how he acts 24/7 LOL

YO YO INIT MOFO LOL

big up me bros in the brighton squad i go to me mummies to shit on the bog LOL that his kind of so called rapping hahahaha

nice one :P

[JohnPartridge]

Find it so funny that he is a 50 year old man who thinks he is 21 from the Bronks.

We have Worked with him before, he is so fake.

[Jacko]

FOO! westwood iz wiked! YO!

[Dez]

he aint fake haha thats how he acts 24/7 LOL

YO YO INIT MOFO LOL

big up me bros in the brighton squad i go to me mummies to shit on the bog LOL that his kind of so called rapping hahahaha

lol nothing wrong with us brighton bros!

[djmartin]

lol nothing wrong with us brighton bros!

used brighton as an example lol

ok il use the Uk then

YO YO YO YO WESTWOOD back in me days i lived in the Uk's but now im from the bronxs and i hang out with gays hahahahahaha

is that better hahahaha

[laura_g]

used brighton as an example lol

ok il use the Uk then

YO YO YO YO WESTWOOD back in me days i lived in the Uk's but now im from the bronxs and i hang out with gays hahahahahaha

is that better hahahaha

you should of used us tamworths lol

[djmartin]

tamworths times........ yes they was good back in the corner of the class room with my D hat is where i was stud LOLSSSSSS

there you go just for you lauraloops :p lol

[laura_g]

tamworths times........ yes they was good back in the corner of the class room with my D hat is where i was stud LOLSSSSSS

there you go just for you lauraloops :p lol

yay thanks iv just put gangstas paradise tune on and feel g unit now :afro:

[Anushka101]

"Your so deep, i bet your really looking forward to the dre album" :p lol your so deep?! what the fuck?

[laura_g]

"Your so deep, i bet your really looking forward to the dre album" :p lol your so deep?! what the fuck?

his probs on about his bum chum bein deep ;)

[djmartin]

"Your so deep, i bet your really looking forward to the dre album" :p lol your so deep?! what the fuck?

deep in sh1t?

the one i hate the most from chavs and ppl like westwood is
when they walk upto you and say


EASY NOW!!!!!!!!

like WTF is easy now hahaha cooking carrots? opening a tin of beans well whats easy now lol

[Anushka101]

deep in sh1t?

the one i hate the most from chavs and ppl like westwood is
when they walk upto you and say


EASY NOW!!!!!!!!

like WTF is easy now hahaha cooking carrots? opening a tin of beans well whats easy now lol

never had them say that :p if anything theyd be like "what the F are you looking at Blood"?

[OLLYVTS]

He piss's me off big time to.

Westwood can kiss my ring.

[Jazz]

Sometimes has some nice *choons* lol, but yeah he is OTT in his presentation. A bit of an oldie trying to be ghetto-cool, and the result is a little bit laughable. CAn't argue with some of his music though, don't get me wrong a lot of it is pap, but for hip-hop listeners a fair chunk of it is actually good.

[djmartin]

never had them say that :p if anything theyd be like "what the F are you looking at Blood"?


oh dont say blood hahaha

club i used ot Dj at hte owner was african american/black

and he used ot say that loads

EASY BLOOD....NOW THEN BLOOD


he told me what it meant it means that your that close your like bros and blood related total crap tbh but thats what it means

[laura_g]

oh dont say blood hahaha

club i used ot Dj at hte owner was african american/black

and he used ot say that loads

EASY BLOOD....NOW THEN BLOOD


he told me what it meant it means that your that close your like bros and blood related total crap tbh but thats what it means

yeah its like brother from another mother lol

[Anushka101]

oh dont say blood hahaha

club i used ot Dj at hte owner was african american/black

and he used ot say that loads

EASY BLOOD....NOW THEN BLOOD


he told me what it meant it means that your that close your like bros and blood related total crap tbh but thats what it means

it is... and why would you call some one blood and at the same time try to start shyt off? :p

[djmartin]

yeah its like brother from another mother lol

could be worse could be mother from another brother now that would seriously be screwed up lol

[laura_g]

could be worse could be mother from another brother now that would seriously be screwed up lol

lol your tellin me hehe, or theres sister from another mister

[djmartin]

lol your tellin me hehe, or theres sister from another mister

lol you got a bit of westwood lockedup inside you

your now coming out with all these lil rythms LOL

[Anushka101]

could be worse could be mother from another brother now that would seriously be screwed up lol

haha thats just how it goes down in the ghetto :p

[laura_g]

lol you got a bit of westwood lockedup inside you

your now coming out with all these lil rythms LOL

i was bored one night lol, oj its all thanks to my chav sister :afro:

[djmartin]

i was bored one night lol, oj its all thanks to my chav sister :afro:

think from now il call you

LAURAWOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS lol
an instead of a huge boom noise we instead get a fragrance of dasies haha

[nufc_lad]

hes my role model tbh

[Anushka101]

i was bored one night lol, oj its all thanks to my chav sister :afro:

its not the first time you did Gangster/ Jamaican/ Chav Accent on Sax-P is it? :p im sure i have seen it before :p

[laura_g]

think from now il call you

LAURAWOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS lol
an instead of a huge boom noise we instead get a fragrance of dasies haha

i dont like daisies lol

[Scattle]

me and westwood are bumchums.

[djmartin]

hes my role model tbh

toilet role model more likes hahaha

[laura_g]

its not the first time you did Gangster/ Jamaican/ Chav Accent on Sax-P is it? :p im sure i have seen it before :p

i dont smoke the reefer 21 seconds tut tut tut, yo man that bare tune is just deep brap brap

[Scattle]

love the reefer tbh

[Dez]

isnt it blud?

[Anushka101]

i dont smoke the reefer 21 seconds tut tut tut, yo man that bare tune is just deep brap brap

lol i hope your not referring the So Solid cew - 21 seconds :p i love that tune,

[djmartin]

i dont smoke the reefer 21 seconds tut tut tut, yo man that bare tune is just deep brap brap

HAHAHAHAHA to funny lol cant see westwood saying brap brap haha

you dont like daisies what abour roses then lol

[laura_g]

lol i hope your not referring the So Solid cew - 21 seconds :p i love that tune,

i am and im lovin it lovin it lovin it

[Anushka101]

HAHAHAHAHA to funny lol cant see westwood saying brap brap haha

you dont like daisies what abour roses then lol

Its two different Styles init :p "Brap it up blood" - London style and then you get "You know we be up in this club shawty" thats United State of Atlanta style :p

[laura_g]

HAHAHAHAHA to funny lol cant see westwood saying brap brap haha

you dont like daisies what abour roses then lol

His teeth mite fall out hehe, roses ftw lol

[Anushka101]

i am and im lovin it lovin it lovin it

haha your just one of them "So many haters that are clocking our figures
So many haters don't like us rakin papers" :D

[djmartin]

roses ftw lol

just for you laura :)

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg


roses are red violets are blue you look like westwood



http://www.bosbos.net/wp-content/images/2007/05/timwestwood.jpg


















i feel sorry for you! HAHAHAHAHA

[laura_g]

haha your just one of them "So many haters that are clocking our figures
So many haters don't like us rakin papers" :D

erm i dont understand :oops:

[Anushka101]

just for you laura :)

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg


roses are red violets are blue you look like westwood




















i feel sorry for you! HAHAHAHAHA


haha bizzarely that rhymes :p

[Anushka101]

erm i dont understand :oops:

oh well its lyrics from another So solid crew song :p

[laura_g]

just for you laura :)

http://www.lynsnow.com/images/3_roses.jpg


roses are red violets are blue you look like westwood


















i feel sorry for you! HAHAHAHAHA

err westwood is my brother from another grandmother lol

[laura_g]

oh well its lyrics from another So solid crew song :p

so solid crew they is deep man

[nufc_lad]

westwood be getting dem ladies....

[djmartin]

err westwood is my brother from another grandmother lol

so let me get this right

your mother is your borther whos sister is from another mister and your other brother is really your grandmother LOL

[laura_g]

so let me get this right

your mother is your borther whos sister is from another mister and your other brother is really your grandmother LOL

duno wot im on about tbh dang this shit lol

[Anushka101]

westwood be getting dem ladies....

didnt you hear him say "shawty was all up on my kissing me and hugging shyt" :p real ladies man he is.

err westwood is my brother from another grandmother lol

Didnt you say he was your grand father? :p

[laura_g]

didnt you hear him say "shawty was all up on my kissing me and hugging shyt" :p real ladies man he is.



Didnt you say he was your grand father? :p

hehe sorry let me off i went to a public high school in tamworth lol

[Scattle]

Laura likes incest end of....

[djmartin]

duno wot im on about tbh dang this shit lol


your saying that cos you aint got no so solid crew comeback to my sentance hahaha

[nufc_lad]

doesnt westwood having that illness that wacko jacko had (no not the one that involves kids) that turned his skin white, if not its clear westwood was brought up by frank lucas

[Anushka101]

your saying that cos you aint got no so solid crew comeback to my sentance hahaha

lol dont think so solid crew ever did a song to relate to the fact some girl in tamworth called Lauraloops wished westwood was one of her relative :p

[laura_g]

I got 21 seconds to Pass the mic
I got 21 seconds to say what I gotta say
You Wont Like me anyway
But I won't hesitate
So Solid Crew is here to stay
We're gonna right to the top of it

[laura_g]

lol dont think so solid crew ever did a song to relate to the fact some girl in tamworth called Lauraloops wished westwood was one of her relative :p

how did you guess i wish he was related tbh, better then havin a tranny cousin lol

[Anushka101]

I got 21 seconds to Pass the mic
I got 21 seconds to say what I gotta say
You Wont Like me anyway
But I won't hesitate
So Solid Crew is here to stay
We're gonna right to the top of it

haha is that Romeo's lyrics from 21 seconds? :p tut tut

[GTI_Lee]

I hate him too! The way he speaks and acts gets right on my nerves! lol!

[laura_g]

haha is that Romeo's lyrics from 21 seconds? :p tut tut

lllllllisa mafia

[Anushka101]

how did you guess i wish he was related tbh, better then havin a tranny cousin lol

rofl atleast the tranny doesnt pretend he a Black male who grew up in compton

[Anushka101]

lllllllisa mafia

:o guess im not that big of a fan as you r :p

[laura_g]

rofl atleast the tranny doesnt pretend he a Black male who grew up in compton

at least westwood doesnt look like part of the its raining men tribute in blackppol

[djmartin]

here is my version

laura got 21 seconds to go
to give tim westwood a blow
he will shoot it your face and make a mess all over the place
and laura you will def need to GO BAHAHAHAHA

[laura_g]

here is my version

laura got 21 seconds to go
to give tim westwood a blow
he will shoot it your face and make a mess all over the place
and laura you will def need to GO BAHAHAHAHA

eewwwww i wouldnt wana suck westwood

[Anushka101]

lol i must admit i have been making fun of westwood since i started listening to his show at 9. and im loving every minute of it :p

[Dez]

lol i must admit i have been making fun of westwood since i started listening to his show at 9. and im loving every minute of it :p

lol i hate to admit but the music has got better and hes talking less!

everyone's a winner :clapping:

[nufc_lad]

eewwwww i wouldnt wana suck westwood

you could sell your story to the papers

"westwood bombs all over me"

;) :p

[Anushka101]

eewwwww i wouldnt wana suck westwood

are you sure? :p not even mildly attracted to that 50 year old man? :p

[Anushka101]

lol i hate to admit but the music has got better and hes talking less!

everyone's a winner :clapping:

just wish i had the track list so i can get it on a CD :(

[laura_g]

are you sure? :p not even mildly attracted to that 50 year old man? :p

nopes not in the slightest

[djmartin]

WESTWOOD SAYS

I want you laura!!!!! lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/kavanf1/westfool.jpg

[laura_g]

just wish i had the track list so i can get it on a CD :(

il get it for ya ;)

[nufc_lad]

semtex on 1xtra is what you should listen to

[Anushka101]

il get it for ya ;)
how exactly are you going to get that mighty task done? :p

[Dez]

just wish i had the track list so i can get it on a CD :(

this isnt what your after but click on the link and then westwood

hes such a prick http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/?lhn

[laura_g]

how exactly are you going to get that mighty task done? :p

im not really :homme:

[Anushka101]

this isnt what your after but click on the link and then westwood

hes such a prick http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/?lhn

thanks for the link m8 :p but i am actually using it to listen to the show right now.

[Anushka101]

im not really :homme:

awww you got my hopes up :( thought you was gonna use all that "grand dad" connections to get your hands on that shizzle :p

[laura_g]

thanks for the link m8 :p but i am actually using it to listen to the show right now.

if you cant beat em join em aye :homme:

[Scattle]

tenner anushka and i get it for ya.

[Anushka101]

tenner anushka and i get it for ya.

how? i got the cash waiting :y: dont want him talking on it thou :p just the tracks

[Anushka101]

if you cant beat em join em aye :homme:

lol no i always said his music is good :p just wish he acted like a normal guy.

[laura_g]

awww you got my hopes up :( thought you was gonna use all that "grand dad" connections to get your hands on that shizzle :p

manutd1808 will do it his gota better connections then me lol :homme:

[Marcos]

lol i must admit i have been making fun of westwood since i started listening to his show at 9. and im loving every minute of it :p

iv bin making fun of westwood since he brought out his 1st album lol and then he did pimp my ride i thought it was crappy on american verison but then he just brought the standards of the country lower than i thought they could go :n:

[Scattle]

manutd1808 will do it his gota better connections then me lol :homme:

hahaha thanks

[Anushka101]

iv bin making fun of westwood since he brought out his 1st album lol and then he did pimp my ride i thought it was crappy on american verison but then he just brought the standards of the country lower than i thought they could go :n:

What are you saying man?! American verson is wayyy better! X - Z Bit FTW!

[laura_g]

What are you saying man?! American verson is wayyy better! X - Z Bit FTW!

i love xhibit :hug:

[laura_g]

hahaha thanks

sorry just wanted the pressure to go away from me lol

[Dez]

i love xhibit :hug:

yea he can pull it off because he is actually black unlike westwood who just thinks he is

[Anushka101]

i love xhibit :hug:

lol you gotta love Lil jon doing pimp my ride as well :p WHAT? WHAT? Yay!

[laura_g]

yea he can pull it off because he is actually black unlike westwood who just thinks he is

and his a good rib tickler lol

[Anushka101]

sorry just wanted the pressure to go away from me lol

haha you shouldnt be telling lies about your connections :p

[Scattle]

sorry just wanted the pressure to go away from me lol

hahha gunna haunt me forever now

[Marcos]

What are you saying man?! American verson is wayyy better! X - Z Bit FTW!

there both crap but our 1 is just terrible, they just make the cars 2 over rated imo lol but xzibit is a legend

[Anushka101]

there both crap but our 1 is just terrible, they just make the cars 2 over rated imo lol but xzibit is a legend

Well the UK version just doesnt feel at home does it? ;p i mean westwood and that garage, i bet none of them even listen to hiphop :p

[laura_g]

haha you shouldnt be telling lies about your connections :p

lol i am seriously connected to a tranny cousin though unfortunately

[OLLYVTS]

yea he can pull it off because he is actually black unlike westwood who just thinks he is

That is very true.

[laura_g]

Well the UK version just doesnt feel at home does it? ;p i mean westwood and that garage, i bet none of them even listen to hiphop :p

saga fm ftw

[Anushka101]

lol i am seriously connected to a tranny cousin though unfortunately

really? i thought you was joking :p no more details about tranny cousins please :p

[laura_g]

That is very true.

iv just seen your post when did i say that

[laura_g]

really? i thought you was joking :p no more details about tranny cousins please :p

xmas day was a joke lol

[djmartin]

jesus lol i stopped posting in here as it went a lil OTT and spamfested LOL

[Scattle]

tranny cousins..lol.

[laura_g]

jesus lol i stopped posting in here as it went a lil OTT and spamfested LOL

all hell broke lose im afraid

[Anushka101]

xmas day was a joke lol

lol i wouldnt want to be you when selecting a Gift for a tranny :D

[laura_g]

lol i wouldnt want to be you when selecting a Gift for a tranny :D

lol nah that ended up in the bin hehe, is there away of viewin anyone off bebo

[Mitchell]

im eating a block of cheese

[Anushka101]

lol nah that ended up in the bin hehe, is there away of viewin anyone off bebo

i think you need to register with bebo to view profiles or im wrong :p never had that since i am registered

[Marcos]

anybody ever seen malibus most wanted the kid in that is same as westwood
a white boy who thinks hes black lol

[laura_g]

i think you need to register with bebo to view profiles or im wrong :p never had that since i am registered

wounded was gona show you her/ it

[Anushka101]

wounded was gona show you her/ it

Why oh why? would you think, that me, a straight guy, would ever accept, to see a profile of a tranny? :p

[OLLYVTS]

iv just seen your post when did i say that

I saw Anushka101 quote it on the last page and thought it was quite funny.Sorry i thought you wrote it and not Anushka101.

[Scattle]

you love it really anuska

[laura_g]

Why oh why? would you think, that me, a straight guy, would ever accept, to see a profile of a tranny? :p

lol who knows in todays society lol

[Anushka101]

you love it really anuska

lol i bet your just encouraging her so she will post a link and you, your self can go have a look at it :p

[Scattle]

how did u know

[Anushka101]

lol who knows in todays society lol

like how you like Tim Westwood? :p

how did u know

refer to Laura's Quote :p

[laura_g]

like how you like Tim Westwood? :p

yeah exactly

[Anushka101]

yeah exactly

hehe Alright love guru :p just for your info id much rather see your bebo page than some tranny cousin of yours.

[laura_g]

hehe Alright love guru :p just for your info id much rather see your bebo page than some tranny cousin of yours.

bebo ha poppycock im far to busy for that lol

[tom187]

Don't mind westwood tbh he represents a lot of artists I like and also has a bank balance most people would hack there private parts off for tbh

[dk_vtr]

Im divided on this. I can see why ppl think hes a plonker tbh hones,t but then again one of the best nites out ive ever had was at a club were Westwood was DJing... :hug: