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DevilDamo
17th February 2005, 18:37
Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.


Woman jailed for ripping off lover's testicle

A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours".

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Her lawyer said on Thursday her client had little memory of the night.

G_man_GT
17th February 2005, 18:42
lol smileys/smiley17.gif

Frevo
17th February 2005, 19:32
Nice! For some reason mine get a bit itchy now.. smileys/smiley5.gif

Girlscanrace2
17th February 2005, 19:46
lol WEIRDOS! smileys/smiley5.gif

AdamH
17th February 2005, 19:48
"Crosses legs"

JamieB
17th February 2005, 20:33
the first story is just down right wrong!!!!

and that second one makes me feel pleased that i dotn have a girlfriend to argue with!!! smileys/smiley17.gif but how much force wud she have had to exert to pull off his bollocks! smileys/smiley11.gif

G_man_GT
17th February 2005, 20:40
she probably had a set of pliers in her hand or one of those nutcrackers or something smileys/smiley3.gif Ouch ! smileys/smiley5.gif

Girlscanrace2
17th February 2005, 20:52
never mind the amount of force that was needed its just sick as if you just wrip of your fellor's balls..... smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley5.gif smileys/smiley24.gif

GazOpti
17th February 2005, 22:31
That crazy mother fcuker from ur 1st story lives litterally minutes from my house, dont know the guy but know of him...hes not all there!

Mind you the story kinda gives that away hahaha

Dan
17th February 2005, 22:43
thats wierd! i bet that hurts alot! smileys/smiley19.gif

SaxoAL
17th February 2005, 23:54
Sounds like she had rather sharp nails !

Too right about 'feeling it' right now.. I cringed!

Raysax
18th February 2005, 00:53
Ouch!!!! My eyes are watering!!