One Testicle (Safe for work)

[MrHouston]

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23106952-5013016,00.html

Imagine the pain, seriously where do these weirdos come from?

[laura_g]

ewwww thats grose

[SaxoJamie]

That is sick:ill:

[stoney_182]

wtf lol hungry? eat a testicle

[Viper]

how could she swallow it??

surely its encased by the scrotum!

[MrHouston]

She choked on it and spat it out xD

[Wayne]

thats really disgusting, i bet he was screaming when she did that.

[stevenet15]

maybe she is like most girls, trys to swollow but ends up spitting lmao

[laura_g]

maybe she is like most girls, trys to swollow but ends up spitting lmao

tries to swallow a testicle what girls do you know :panic:

[stevenet15]

tries to swallow a testicle what girls do you know :panic:

i meant in all senses not just testies lol altho tea-bagging ftw

[Dom_sufc]

What the fuck. Poor bloke will be unbalanced for the rest of his life lol.

[Ross-1987]

lol, he will need to be carefull, other wise he could catch sack rot and lose the other one !

[blondy]

thats well crazy! she must be one strong ass women lol!

[The_STIG]

wtf :n:

[Barry123]

i nearly lost a bollock.

[blondy]

i nearly lost a bollock.

explain?

[Dez]

lol sounds painful tbh. but surely if a bird started tearing one of your testies out you would try and stop her?

[Dom_sufc]

explain?

Well everyones first time was pretty clumsy I thought :p

[Viper]

i nearly lost a bollock.

handbrake

[Quick]

That site dug up old news from the bbc!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

[Mark51]

lol, poor ba***rd

[blondy]

Well everyones first time was pretty clumsy I thought :p

why have you lost both then lol ;)

[Barry123]

explain?

I woke up in the middle of the night in a lot of pain in the nether-regions. Tried to sleep but really couldn't. Had a shower and tried to knock one out but was in wayyyy too much pain. Anyway went to the doctors wap'd out my dangly bits and they sent me straight to hospital, had to wap out my bits again and then within two hours I was in the operating theatre trying to twist one of my bollocks.

basically it had twisted some how (might have been something to do with me watch porn earlier) and it had cut off the blood supply... which would have eventually killed off one of my nads.


but they 'saved' it and I have two.

yay

[Dez]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a lot of pain in the nether-regions. Tried to sleep but really couldn't. Had a shower and tried to knock one out but was in wayyyy too much pain. Anyway went to the doctors wap'd out my dangly bits and they sent me straight to hospital, had to wap out my bits again and then within two hours I was in the operating theatre trying to twist one of my bollocks.

basically it had twisted some how (might have been something to do with me watch porn earlier) and it had cut off the blood supply... which would have eventually killed off one of my nads.


but they 'saved' it and I have two.

yay

thats a story to tell the grandkids

[stevenet15]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a lot of pain in the nether-regions. Tried to sleep but really couldn't. Had a shower and tried to knock one out but was in wayyyy too much pain. Anyway went to the doctors wap'd out my dangly bits and they sent me straight to hospital, had to wap out my bits again and then within two hours I was in the operating theatre trying to twist one of my bollocks.

basically it had twisted some how (might have been something to do with me watch porn earlier) and it had cut off the blood supply... which would have eventually killed off one of my nads.


but they 'saved' it and I have two.

yay



lol once at school when i was aout 15 i was playign football on break and the ball hit me smack in the bollocks, the pain was so bad but coz i didnt wana look like i dick i was hiding it and sat down, soon as break was over i managed to walk out of school and get home was only down the road, i lyed there for a few hours in loads of pain and thought i gota get this looked at as they had gone black and brused and swelled up huge, so i got myself down the hospital and showed the nurse (she was in her late 50's so no chance of getting a hard on) and then she imediatly took me into the pregnatcy ward, got my to ly down and then they rubbed some gel into my bollocks and then used the baby monitor thing on my balls to see inside it, lucky it was just servire welling and brusing and they sent me home with a few weeks off school

[blondy]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a lot of pain in the nether-regions. Tried to sleep but really couldn't. Had a shower and tried to knock one out but was in wayyyy too much pain. Anyway went to the doctors wap'd out my dangly bits and they sent me straight to hospital, had to wap out my bits again and then within two hours I was in the operating theatre trying to twist one of my bollocks.

basically it had twisted some how (might have been something to do with me watch porn earlier) and it had cut off the blood supply... which would have eventually killed off one of my nads.


but they 'saved' it and I have two.

yay

has that taught you anything then lol

[laura_g]

I woke up in the middle of the night in a lot of pain in the nether-regions. Tried to sleep but really couldn't. Had a shower and tried to knock one out but was in wayyyy too much pain. Anyway went to the doctors wap'd out my dangly bits and they sent me straight to hospital, had to wap out my bits again and then within two hours I was in the operating theatre trying to twist one of my bollocks. basically it had twisted some how (might have been something to do with me watch porn earlier) and it had cut off the blood supply... which would have eventually killed off one of my nads. but they 'saved' it and I have two. yay yay 3 cheers for ad hip hip horay lol

[yerdusk]

Just not right that,

[Barry123]

has that taught you anything then lol

yes I learnt a lot that day. dont try funny business when you've got one of your nads twist, dont get a fit woman to examine your balls when you're a horny 14 year old. And be less vigorous

[Dom_sufc]

lol once at school when i was aout 15 i was playign football on break and the ball hit me smack in the bollocks, the pain was so bad but coz i didnt wana look like i dick i was hiding it and sat down, soon as break was over i managed to walk out of school and get home was only down the road, i lyed there for a few hours in loads of pain and thought i gota get this looked at as they had gone black and brused and swelled up huge, so i got myself down the hospital and showed the nurse (she was in her late 50's so no chance of getting a hard on) and then she imediatly took me into the pregnatcy ward, got my to ly down and then they rubbed some gel into my bollocks and then used the baby monitor thing on my balls to see inside it, lucky it was just servire welling and brusing and they sent me home with a few weeks off school

Hahah. I would have loved to have seen the teachers face when she saw the note off your mum telling them why you were off :clapping:

[Lee_P]

that has made me go funny and my legs are crossed

[carlos45]

OOOHHHH! Fook that! Shes Definately a 'CLICK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4)'

[Ben_L]

I read this the other day along with the story about the goth who walked his girlfriend down the road on a dog lead. Then they wondered why they werent allowed in the bus... f*cked up people about tbh

[Gazzza]

hahahahahaha nice wee story... i had sore nuts not long ago... woke up was like owwww... musta twisted it in my sleep (not as bad as urs) but enough to cause pain... or i musta done sumit in the night :/


btw i like that that artical say's
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."