petevts16v
30th January 2008, 21:19
Mine is,
There's an old couple, Bob and Enid. Sadly Enid passes away and stingy old Bob decides he better put an ad in the obituraries.
He gets down the shop, reaches the counter checks his pocket and finds he only has 90p.
"How much is it a word dear?" He asks the clerk.
"30p"
"Oh just put ENID IS DEAD" Bob says,
"Oh no dear I couldn't have that" She says, " Tell you what I'll double your money so you can have another 3 words"
"Thats sweet of you dear,"Bob ponders for a few minutes, "Okay, ENID IS DEAD, METRO FOR SALE"
:P ;) :P
There's an old couple, Bob and Enid. Sadly Enid passes away and stingy old Bob decides he better put an ad in the obituraries.
He gets down the shop, reaches the counter checks his pocket and finds he only has 90p.
"How much is it a word dear?" He asks the clerk.
"30p"
"Oh just put ENID IS DEAD" Bob says,
"Oh no dear I couldn't have that" She says, " Tell you what I'll double your money so you can have another 3 words"
"Thats sweet of you dear,"Bob ponders for a few minutes, "Okay, ENID IS DEAD, METRO FOR SALE"
:P ;) :P