has anyone...

[Barry123]

ever being riding on a bike and had to brake harshly, in such a way that you move forward on the seat and the crown jewels remain planted in the original position, thus effectively steam rollering your own bits?

I did on monday.

then on yesterday coming out of the gym in my running clothes I was tapping an empty fanta bottle on my legs to make a rhythmic, lady pulling beat, then accidentally slapped it across the end of my already sore bits.
needless to say i drove in yesterday and today £6.50 per day parking :(
discuss.

[Scattle]

Nope ad never done that, sounds painful tbf, fell over my handlebars once. Thats about it.

[Robb]

to make a rhythmic, lady pulling beat

heroic.

[vidal]

Happened to me once - front wheel braking, ended up with V's nads being speared on the top of the handlebars.

Walked like John Wayne. Testicles were black and blue for weeks.

V.

[Quick]

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[leesaxo1000cc]

on a motorbike, yes - technical term is a "tank slap"

it hurts :P

[Tupps]

Yes i performed this stunt in my cannondale chase 2

very painful indeed

[josh1989]

on a motorbike, yes - technical term is a "tank slap"

it hurts :P

no it isn't a tank slap bambaclat, that's when you get a speed wobble and highside watch:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rV9X-LyyX34

[leesaxo1000cc]

doh, me thought ya bashing ya balls on the tank would be a fair tank slap :P

obviously not ;)

[Ross-1987]

I have done that, i have also taken it one step further, and slammed my front brake on so hard i endo'd and went over the top of the handle bars, made a right mess of my face!

[josh1989]

doh, me thought ya bashing ya balls on the tank would be a fair tank slap :P

obviously not ;)

would make sense for that to be what it is though, given the name and all...haha but balls on a tank (especially a full one) really fucking hurts

[Curran]

in my prime of bike riding (year 5)

i was being cool in front of the ladies doing a tricky 'endo' which went wrong resulting in me landing balls-first on the cross bar.

it was the worst pain i have ever experienced!

not cool.

[boz]

done it when i was younger.
doing some trial biking down a big dirty hill.
ended up going faster than i should have, not enough space at the botoom to brake, harse on the brakes, boz man goes knackers first in handle bars, panics, falls off bike and the wheel mangled my right foot!

hurt like hell, but my knackers were massive for a few days ;)

[boz]

a little bit off topic but still around involving NUTS and showing off.

we were playing footy in front of a load of birds after school.
my mate was in nets, jumped up and hung from the cross bar, shimmed along and slide down the back of the post.
ripped his sack clean open on a net hanger that was there, blood everywhere and the contents of his sack dangaling about :(
just stood the dry retching trying to be sick, wasnt very nice.

[boz]

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used to play ice and roller hockey.

never wanted to wear one of these nad pads until i took a puck into the nut area :(

never left home without it after that ;)
great invention lol

[Ross-1987]

a little bit off topic but still around involving NUTS and showing off.

we were playing footy in front of a load of birds after school.
my mate was in nets, jumped up and hung from the cross bar, shimmed along and slide down the back of the post.
ripped his sack clean open on a net hanger that was there, blood everywhere and the contents of his sack dangaling about :(
just stood the dry retching trying to be sick, wasnt very nice.

Tastey, i bet he pulled the birds with that one?

[Curran]

a little bit off topic but still around involving NUTS and showing off.

we were playing footy in front of a load of birds after school.
my mate was in nets, jumped up and hung from the cross bar, shimmed along and slide down the back of the post.
ripped his sack clean open on a net hanger that was there, blood everywhere and the contents of his sack dangaling about :(
just stood the dry retching trying to be sick, wasnt very nice.


not NUT related but..

i know a guy who got caught hanging from his arse cheek from one of those pegs.

was climbing on the top and fell. had to be lifted off the peg by a few teachers (it happened at school)

i bet that was painful!

[L33h]

lol i used to do it all the time on my dirty bike, its nasty shit

[boz]

Tastey, i bet he pulled the birds with that one?

im sure he has one disfunctional nut.

was like a meatball hanging with a load of coiled fine wire:barf:

[Lee_P]

hahah i did this when i was little didnt hurt much but then i guess thats cus the old balls handnt dropped couldnt imagine doing it now

[Oroblram]

ever being riding on a bike and had to brake harshly, in such a way that you move forward on the seat and the crown jewels remain planted in the original position, thus effectively steam rollering your own bits?

I did on monday.

then on yesterday coming out of the gym in my running clothes I was tapping an empty fanta bottle on my legs to make a rhythmic, lady pulling beat, then accidentally slapped it across the end of my already sore bits.
needless to say i drove in yesterday and today £6.50 per day parking :(
discuss.


Thats what you get for riding a bike naked!!