should i approch her????

[S70KES]

need some advice guys and gals what should i do...

there is a really nice young lady who makes me go week at the knees when i see her, she works at the local shop that i go to often and i dont know if to approch her and ask her out for a drink one night or not?

I know i have nothing to lose in asking but dont know how to approch her... as i even go all to pot when paying for my goods.... :oops:

what should i do?

Do i ask and hope she says yes and if a no live with the embrassment each time i go in the shop...

[laura_g]

av you read the chat up thread lol only joking if you talk to her already just drop it into a convo one day if not just start chattin and go from there

[Hanuman]

do you 2 talk? does she react to you at all? as in look shy, smile alot, sound giddy, have a good old convo?

[Japman]

thats a tuff one mate

Id just say go for it and say "would you like to go out for a drink sometime"

but i dont think id have the balls

Give it ago

Does she come across as shes attracted to you

[Peejous]

is she legal?

[Dan-Subtle]

you have said it yourself you have nothing to lose, if she knocks you back just find another shop to go to.

do it tonight and let us know how it goes.

lets just hope you dont neglect the car if things go well between you and her.

[Paul]

is she legal?

lol ^^

[S70KES]

av you read the chat up thread lol only joking if you talk to her already just drop it into a convo one day if not just start chattin and go from there

yeah lol did think that haha

do you 2 talk? does she react to you at all? as in look shy, smile alot, sound giddy, have a good old convo?

difficult one to answer as i get all embrassed but she does smile really sweetly

thats a tuff one mate

Id just say go for it and say "would you like to go out for a drink sometime"

but i dont think id have the balls

Give it ago

Does she come across as shes attracted to you

thats it buddy dont think i have balls either, her cheeks go red when she serves me, does that mean anything

is she legal?

you have said it yourself you have nothing to lose, if she knocks you back just find another shop to go to.

do it tonight and let us know how it goes.

lets just hope you dont neglect the car if things go well between you and her.

love that find another shop brillant, no worries about nedlecting the car that wont happen already learnt that one.

[Lee_P]

i would start small talk see if she has a bf then if not ask her out mate

[saxowebby]

ask hr waht time she finnishes work, as in a general convo, then say if your bf picker her up. (if she sais yes your fcuked) or sais no then ask if she wants to go for a drink afterwards.

[S70KES]

is she legal?

not sure ???? yes she is buddy over 18 at least as she serves alcahol

[Japman]

yes it sure does pal

Just go and ask her mate

May aswell

[Peejous]

Buy some things from the shop, like a porn mag, some lube (or vaseline) and condoms. THEN ask her for a date :y:

[S70KES]

Buy some things from the shop, like a porn mag, some lube (or vaseline) and condoms. THEN ask her for a date :y:

rep'ed lol

[jonesyFX]

get stuck in ftw

[vidal]

Stalk her. I always find that being sat outside a girls house at 3 in the morning going through their bins always gets them wet.

And afterwards you get to sign the sex-offenders register!

V.

[AdamW]

Down 8 cans of special brew first.....then go in there....


Serious though......what have you got to lose...

As someone has said...if she turns you down just find a new shop for a few weeks......

[betty02]

Right do the good ol classic mate,

Go in pay for your goods, drop a few hints as such say ur buying a meal for one say stuff like shame im having a meal for 1 and not 2, and see her reaction and stuff, if its all graqvy then just got, agghhh u make me giggle lol, the watch her smile and say i was thinking maybe we should go out for a drink sometime, and if shes say yes just keep the semi down, if she sais no, god your loss i was only joking anyway and walk away and turn it into a joke ;)

Or say....

YOU: do you lie on yout sotmach?
HER: No?
YOU: Can I?

Pics needed really!

[Paul]

Erm yeah, go take pictures.

Try not to get arrested :y:

[AdamW]

Hahaha Betty that is lame....he will look retarted....are you still in highschool?

[saxowebby]

bloody hel 16 users on this thread

[vidal]

but she does smile really sweetly


That's pity. She's laughing at you.

Wait outside the shop, drag her down the street and than smash her back doors in.

They love it.

V.

[Peejous]

Wait outside the shop, drag her down the street and than smash her back doors in.

They love it.

V.

V,

Take note of my sig mate :y:

[betty02]

Hahaha Betty that is lame....he will look retarted....are you still in highschool?

Nope i just wanted a 'I Got Slapped By A Cashier' thread lol!

[VTR_Nick]

Buy some things from the shop, like a porn mag, some lube (or vaseline) and condoms. THEN ask her for a date :y:

Repped for that mate.

Hi stokes mate, i'd go for it personnal as you say you have nothing to loose. however i don't think i would have the balls to do it lol

Good luck amte :y:

[Japman]

bloody hel 16 users on this thread

you should be a maths teacher :P

[Robb]

hahahahahaha

moan about meals for one and she will think your a sad little recluse.

[Paul]

He is, kinda.

[saxowebby]

ever noticed if she is more poilite with female customers, she might be a DYKE

[AdamW]

hahahahahaha

moan about meals for one and she will think your a sad little recluse.

Do you mind if I eat this here on the counter?

[vidal]

bloody hel 16 users on this thread

you should be a maths teacher :P

Certainly not an English teacher.

V.

[saxowebby]

Certainly not an English teacher.

V.

taths why i falied eglnish

[Peejous]

On a serious note, think you should do some research.

i.e. check her name tag for her name, ask other staff about her, then Facebook her :y:

[Japman]

not to worry i also failed english

[Saxotim]

tell her she's an FYB then tell her your taking her for a drink.

[Japman]

On a serious note, think you should do some research.

i.e. check her name tag for her name, ask other staff about her, then Facebook her :y:

Detective work tbh

Its great

Google is also a good source for info

[AdamW]

On a serious note, think you should do some research.

i.e. check her name tag for her name, ask other staff about her, then Facebook her :y:

Then get her birth records and bank records......sell her passport on ebay and blackmailing her into going for a drink with you....

Gotcha

[saxowebby]

tell her she's an FYB then tell her your taking her for a drink.


fcuking yampy btch

[Peejous]

tell her she's an FYB then tell her your taking her for a drink.

Whats an FYB? Dont they hunt aliens and wear black suits, with glasses?

[Saxotim]

fcuking yampy btch

fit young b*tch ;)

[Dan-Subtle]

Get your arse away from the computer, Go down the shop now, Ask her, Then come back and tell us how it went.

Good luck.

[vidal]

Get your arse away from the computer, Go down the shop now, Ask her, Then come back and tell us how it went.

Good luck.

Do as he says.

Awaits the "she's obviously a lesbian" thread.

http://www.chrlen.ch/gl/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

V.

[Dan-Subtle]

im awaiting the ''i got in the shop and bottled it so bought a pack of tissues and a dirty mag instead'' thread.

[Nick_T]

Get one of your mates to go and tell her that you fancy her. That'll get her attention, for sure...

On a serious not, whilst paying for your groceries, say 'Are we going to go out for a drink soon, or what?'
works every time

[S70KES]

intresting reading some off your answers i'll try for a pic tonight if she is working.

liking the idea of detective work never thought of face book.

[S70KES]

im awaiting the ''i got in the shop and bottled it so bought a pack of tissues and a dirty mag instead'' thread.

class mate...

[endlesstimes]

Basically what everyone else has said mate just chat to her a bit more each time you go in a bit of general chit chat and see where it leads you will get an opportunity.. does she not go to any of your local pubs or anything?? do you know any of her mates or anything? because you could get in that way through her mates but if not just keep chatting to her each time and like i said you should get an opportunity.

[jaybiss]

try and get a pic, get caught, restraining order ftw

[Paul]

try and get a pic, get caught, restraining order ftw

Lmfao exactly what im thinking.

[S70KES]

right all thanks for the advise i'll let you know tommorrow as finishing work now and i gotta go shop so hopefully she is working
as ref pici-ll do my best lol

[Dan-Subtle]

Good luck matey, if you dont write back within the next 2 days we know you have been arrested for stalking her or killed by her dad.

[Saxotim]

Good luck matey, if you dont write back within the next 2 days we know you have been arrested for stalking her or killed by her dad.

or killed by her boyfriend... if there is one!

Hopefully not tho eh? :hug:

[Peejous]

while your buying your "goods" do the im pretending to text somebody thing on your phone, (make sure your phones on silent) and just take a picture of her. she'll never know the difference, unless your flash is on obviously.

[Zach]

On a serious not, whilst paying for your groceries, say 'Are we going to go out for a drink soon, or what?'
works every time

I'd go for this one.

[Paul]

while your buying your "goods" do the im pretending to text somebody thing on your phone, (make sure your phones on silent) and just take a picture of her. she'll never know the difference, unless your flash is on obviously.

That would be funny lool :P

[TheVtrKid]

if she goes red when serves you mate, thats a positive sign, i go red when i serve nice looking girls in the pub

[VTR_Nick]

if she goes red when serves you mate, thats a positive sign, i go red when i serve nice looking girls in the pub

i used to the same when i worked in co-op :oops: lol

[AdamW]

Walk in with a rose in your mouth and recite her a poem you wrote her at home......

[Hanuman]

some awfull advise, if you aint got balls dont try the im having a meal for one its so sad and ud need confidence to pull it off jokingly without looking like sad little geek, you need to have small talk, you alrite? (smiling being nice), do good small talk REALLY SMALL and sweet... then after a few days of that making sure she seems canny with u and not just a tit, "you alrite.... you upto much this weekend?". thats the best line as if she says somewhere general then you can ask aboutit or say youv been there blabla build on that, and leave it there.

rather than going in straight into the deep end with potential to look a gleb and have to move shops... just start with small talk see how she reacts, try build on it.. remember the key to pulling a lass isnt really looks its mainly confidence tbf. then if all seems well with say 3 days small talk ect just say what you upto tonite?, you fany going for a drink like... if she does blow you out with a bf play it cool. "oh ok well see you later"

sorted

[Danr]

Does she work Friday's. Go in, buy something. Start small talk. Ask her if she's out tonight. Then if she is out in town go out in town. IF you see her just wave. Then try and catch her at the bar. Offer to buy her a drink. This is the important bit.

When she isn't looking drop some rohypnol in hers and pass it to her.

Then the job is done. Take her home and she is yours :)

[Danr]

Walk in with a rose in your mouth and recite her a poem you wrote her at home......

Or take a keyboard and sing to her. Maybe something like i wanna sex you up or something.

[betty02]

Is this sax-p's answer to 'How To Loose A Girl in 60 Seconds'

[vidal]

Ask her if she does that thing with her tongue that her mother does.

V.

[saxmaster]

just go at it with song

whats up lady
im stoksey baby
and im the lead member of sax p baby

and shell be like

o my god its you
i swear to fuckin god you rock
please wont you let suck your c""k

never fails :d

[betty02]

just go at it with song

whats up lady
im stoksey baby
and im the lead member of sax p baby

and shell be like

o my god its you
i swear to fuckin god you rock
please wont you let suck your c""k

never fails :d


Your rhyms are gash, im gunna squish u like mash, stop debating start masterbating, with lyrics lyk that u wont get females, just them men with long nails,he wants a bird, not look like a tird, give him good advise, or he'll be as quiet as mice.

[Hannah]

Dooooo it!

Although don't do it when it's busy cos if it was me, I'd get really embarrassed! But just make general chit chat, maybe don't come out with' Wanna go for a drink tonight?' Just get chatting and suggest you should go out one day, then next time you see her see if she's still interested then ask her out properly. So that if she isn't interested you won't be as embarrassed as her turning round and saying no.

Good luck with it!! :d

[saxmaster]

just go and buy some extra large condoms make sure u remove the price so takes a good look at the box

[AdamW]

Simply walk in.....buy your stuff...keep eye contact and say " So do you fancy going for a drink sometime if your not busy?"

If she says yeh, get her number and compliment her that she looks good today....then leave....dont go too far and ask for her bra size...

DONE!!!

Then txt me her number

[Saxotim]

Is this sax-p's answer to 'How To Loose A Girl in 60 Seconds'

more like 'How To Lose A Girl In 6 Seconds'

[Morgan_VTR]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good luck mate, just remember, girls like guys with confidence!

DO IT DO IT DO IT

*CHANTS* STOKE IS THE MAN and has a big willy Woop woop

[saxmaster]

or draw all ur money out the bank and fold it over preflaby (sp) in 50s and buy somethingf cheap say ooo and on i think i have a twenty somewhere:d

[Japman]

make sure you keep us updated

[Paul]

*Waits for pictures*

1 question... have you checked to see if theres a ring on her finger?

[Hanuman]

hes already gone, were to late... its down to him

[LinfeildFc4Life]

grow a set of balls and ask her to go to go for drink what the worst that can happen she says no you walk out of shop big deal

[Japman]

grow a set of balls and ask her to go to go for drink what the worst that can happen she says no you walk out of shop big deal

you make it sound easier that what it is

[jaybiss]

Simply walk in.....buy your stuff...keep eye contact and say " So do you fancy going for a drink sometime if your not busy?"

If she says yeh, get her number and compliment her that she looks good today....then leave....dont go too far and ask for her bra size...

DONE!!!

Then txt me her number

but surely he needs to know whether or not shes got a bucket fanny and if she does, is she willing to take it up the bum...

[kenny]

but surely he needs to know whether or not shes got a bucket fanny and if she does, is she willing to take it up the bum...



hahaha thats brilliant :y:

[97vtr]

think this is the funniest thread i ever seen lol:clapping:

[boz]

make small talk with her when you go in the shop for a few times.

dont get embarrased, what have you got to loose?

then go in one day, just say, you know what, im sick of buying drink from here and drinking it at home alone. you fancy coming out for a drink some time?


she will either say,GTF or take me out big boy and rag me silly ;)

[Mitchell]

if it was me i'd just slap a porn mag on the counter and keep winking at her

until she phones the police

then i'll run away.

[S70KES]

just go at it with song

whats up lady
im stoksey baby
and im the lead member of sax p baby

and shell be like

o my god its you
i swear to fuckin god you rock
please wont you let suck your c""k

never fails :d

brill buddy lovin your that sure it will work lol

Ask her if she does that thing with her tongue that her mother does.

class

V.

Dooooo it!

Although don't do it when it's busy cos if it was me, I'd get really embarrassed! But just make general chit chat, maybe don't come out with' Wanna go for a drink tonight?' Just get chatting and suggest you should go out one day, then next time you see her see if she's still interested then ask her out properly. So that if she isn't interested you won't be as embarrassed as her turning round and saying no.

Good luck with it!! :d

thanks hannah some good advice

*Waits for pictures*

1 question... have you checked to see if theres a ring on her finger?

thats a very good point i'll have a check next time

grow a set of balls and ask her to go to go for drink what the worst that can happen she says no you walk out of shop big deal

some find this easy some dont asadly i'm one of those guys that can speak to anyone but when comes to a female who i like i just freeze up.

[S70KES]

well visited the shop last night and sadly she was not working. however someone i know knows someone at the shop who works there and is going to do some ground work for me
kee you updated

[laura_g]

did you do it?

[laura_g]

oops sorry posted at the same time

[vidal]

Quick update.

I'm posting on behalf of S70KES as he is being detained by the local plod. Apparently he was arrested at 05:00 this morning following an altercation at the girls house. He asked her if she'd like his ring on her finger....then proceeded to do it.

When they release him, I'm sure he'll be able to explain further.

V.

[S70KES]

oops sorry posted at the same time

lol no worries hun, sadly she was not working but am going to as soon as i get the chance... guess tis eay to say that now but i always seam to bottle out when it comes to it

[S70KES]

Quick update.

I'm posting on behalf of S70KES as he is being detained by the local plod. Apparently he was arrested at 05:00 this morning following an altercation at the girls house. He asked her if she'd like his ring on her finger....then proceeded to do it.

When they release him, I'm sure he'll be able to explain further.

V.

ha ha brill... been let out now whas not a great experence, the rubber glove they used has left a right rash

[Hanuman]

simple stokes, just say hi smile.. ask what shes up to at the weekend where ever she mentions try talk about, then after a while if your happy blabla ask her if she fancies a drink simple mate, no other advise needed

[LinfeildFc4Life]

talking to a girl is just lyk talking to a fella only thing different is girl lyks to be complemented, i mean as people have said loads of time you asking to go for freindly drink, not as if your popping the big question lol

[S70KES]

thats very true guys

[laura_g]

lol no worries hun, sadly she was not working but am going to as soon as i get the chance... guess tis eay to say that now but i always seam to bottle out when it comes to it

got a good idea its like 90 million rollover on the euro millions this friday buy a ticket and say like il remember you when im a millionnaire ;)

[Peejous]

... say like il remember you when im a millionnaire ;)

and ill also be thinking of you while im in the shower later with Palm-la Handerson.

[shooorn94]

talking to a girl is just lyk talking to a fella only thing different is girl lyks to be complemented, i mean as people have said loads of time you asking to go for freindly drink, not as if your popping the big question lol

What girls do you know like being spoke to like theyre a dude?

"Alright mate, packet of fags and a yorkie"-him

"Yep there you are, that'll be £6.40"-Shop assistant

"Cheers matey, catch the game last night? Was awesome... had something else on my mind though... there's this well fit bird down the local shop, great tits, great bod, swear she likes me. Gunna go for it, bet shes amazing in bed!"

"Why are you telling me this?"-Shop assistant.

*Wakes up* "Oh sorry love, *ahem* wanna go for a drink somtime?"-him


On a serious note, girls like attention. Show her tons of it, buy quite alot one day (may cost a bit if a conveince store) and it'll give her and you the opportunity to talk about things that are more personal. It doesn't matter if you get embarrassed it'll make her more confident when it comes round to her saying "yes I would like to go out sometime" Small talk about the weather then build up from there, get her to laugh and smile.

I can't see any reason as to why you won't get with her, so good luck and I hope she's single... whatever you do avoid giving her number to adamW the chatbot.

[LinfeildFc4Life]

What girls do you know like being spoke to like theyre a dude?

"Alright mate, packet of fags and a yorkie"-him

"Yep there you are, that'll be £6.40"-Shop assistant

"Cheers matey, catch the game last night? Was awesome... had something else on my mind though... there's this well fit bird down the local shop, great tits, great bod, swear she likes me. Gunna go for it, bet shes amazing in bed!"

"Why are you telling me this?"-Shop assistant.

*Wakes up* "Oh sorry love, *ahem* wanna go for a drink somtime?"-him


On a serious note, girls like attention. Show her tons of it, buy quite alot one day (may cost a bit if a conveince store) and it'll give her and you the opportunity to talk about things that are more personal. It doesn't matter if you get embarrassed it'll make her more confident when it comes round to her saying "yes I would like to go out sometime" Small talk about the weather then build up from there, get her to laugh and smile.

I can't see any reason as to why you won't get with her, so good luck and I hope she's single... whatever you do avoid giving her number to adamW the chatbot.


i know plenty of girls that like to be talked to as if ur just talking to wee lad and no im not gay lol....as you said it is all about confidence but anyway, the point is what the heck is so hard about asking a girl out the worst she can see is no!!!!!!!

[joemcevoy]

i know plenty of girls that like to be talked to as if ur just talking to wee lad and no im not gay lol....as you said it is all about confidence but anyway, the point is what the heck is so hard about asking a girl out the worst she can see is no!!!!!!!

Yea im sure you do know. But Plenty of the girl in Bangor when they open their mouths sound more manly than the men ;)

[Hughey]

some awfull advise, if you aint got balls dont try the im having a meal for one its so sad and ud need confidence to pull it off jokingly without looking like sad little geek, you need to have small talk, you alrite? (smiling being nice), do good small talk REALLY SMALL and sweet... then after a few days of that making sure she seems canny with u and not just a tit, "you alrite.... you upto much this weekend?". thats the best line as if she says somewhere general then you can ask aboutit or say youv been there blabla build on that, and leave it there.

rather than going in straight into the deep end with potential to look a gleb and have to move shops... just start with small talk see how she reacts, try build on it.. remember the key to pulling a lass isnt really looks its mainly confidence tbf. then if all seems well with say 3 days small talk ect just say what you upto tonite?, you fany going for a drink like... if she does blow you out with a bf play it cool. "oh ok well see you later"

sorted

Best advice imo!

[saxmaster]

send flowers to the shop

[Steve]

wish i had met some lass, just play it cool and continue to have banter sure you will see her sometime wen shes not at work then wap the question in.

[Robb]

personally id go in on a friday/saturday or whatever night your local student night is and ask her if shes out.

then go from there.

[jonezy]

Does she work Friday's. Go in, buy something. Start small talk. Ask her if she's out tonight. Then if she is out in town go out in town. IF you see her just wave. Then try and catch her at the bar. Offer to buy her a drink. This is the important bit.

When she isn't looking drop some rohypnol in hers and pass it to her.

Then the job is done. Take her home and she is yours :)

id go wih this approach

minus the rohypnol.

[Pat_Vts]

got a good idea its like 90 million rollover on the euro millions this friday buy a ticket and say like il remember you when im a millionnaire ;)

its 95 million;)

[Morgan_VTR]

update on current sitch please!

[kenny]

yeah whats the story with this :y: