ignorant old man (rant)

[Graham]

today i went to the co-op to go buy a newspaper. so there i go la la la drive into the carpark and as i'm about to park in a space i notice an old man walking along the pavement. he suddenly stops on and stares at me and i think "oo i better drive sensibly or he will think i'm a chav as my exhaust is so loud".

so i carefully park up n get out, walk towards the co-op then i hear behind me "what a load of shit". so i think surely not talking to me and i turn around and sure enough hes staring at my car then looks up at me and stares at like hes challenging me wanting me to defend my car.

i was thinking about saying something back to him but there were loads of people about and no matter what i said i'd look like the lil prick starting on an old man. what an ignorant want! i just hope some uninsured chav drives his saxo into his crappy picasso now!!:wall: :wall: :rage: :rage: :rage:

[saxochap]

ha ha ha

[TU-Tuning]

Should have just said, at least I can still get it up. Cheesey grin, walk off.

[Graham]

just pisses me off though. i just hope he carries on like this n says it to somebody who doesn't care and just smacks him one!

[potatopete]

I had a run-in with an old man at a petrol station once. I was waiting for a pump to become free, and he nicked in front of me. I shouted to him through my window, "I'll let you off with that 'cos you a stupid old git" .

[OLLYVTS]

Bloody old people.

[Ross-1987]

i had a determined look of an old man today because i exceeded 2000rpm in first gear in a car park, the old duffer looked like he was gonna have a conary!

[Japman]

the last old person that looked at my car stupied and said soming i told the fucker to take a hike

[S70KES]

think you did the right thing buddy kept your mouth shut and just laugh it off, surprizing how much more that piss people off.

[kristel10589]

You should have said "go to specsavers" lol

[laura_g]

lol i bet he had a skoda

[betty02]

today i went to the co-op to go buy a newspaper. so there i go la la la drive into the carpark and as i'm about to park in a space i notice an old man walking along the pavement. he suddenly stops on and stares at me and i think "oo i better drive sensibly or he will think i'm a chav as my exhaust is so loud".

so i carefully park up n get out, walk towards the co-op then i hear behind me "what a load of shit". so i think surely not talking to me and i turn around and sure enough hes staring at my car then looks up at me and stares at like hes challenging me wanting me to defend my car.

i was thinking about saying something back to him but there were loads of people about and no matter what i said i'd look like the lil prick starting on an old man. what an ignorant want! i just hope some uninsured chav drives his saxo into his crappy picasso now!!:wall: :wall: :rage: :rage: :rage:


shouldnt you been driving sensibly anyways in a carpark and near a pavement??

anyhow theres alot of old folke out there worse then young'uns i tell ya

[djshongo]

You should have took off your top, and ran towards him shouting and yelling like a mad mad.. then shadow box all around hom like you wanna fight :boxing:

..just to see what would happen then lol

[laura_g]

shouldnt you been driving sensibly anyways in a carpark and near a pavement??

anyhow theres alot of old folke out there worse then young'uns i tell ya

nah 50 points for old people and 60 for chavs and emos

[Jake86]

i had a determined look of an old man today because i exceeded 2000rpm in first gear in a car park, the old duffer looked like he was gonna have a conary!


It's fine for them to crawl around carparks doing 2mph at 6000RPM though;)

[Tupps]

Reply "Blow me you useless c*nt"

[endlesstimes]

f**k it you should have just ran over to him and stoved one in on his nose! HAHA!! lol what a stupid prick..

[Tupps]

I really can't handle my temper with people like that, im go in major sarcasm mode and open some whoop ass

[JBVTR]

You should have took off your top, and ran towards him shouting and yelling like a mad mad.. then shadow box all around hom like you wanna fight :boxing:

..just to see what would happen then lol

lmao, me myself and irene styyyyyyyle :y:

[Hanuman]

You should have took off your top, and ran towards him shouting and yelling like a mad mad.. then shadow box all around hom like you wanna fight :boxing:

..just to see what would happen then lol

and pray to god he isnt an ex boxing champ that would have knocked you spark out with 1 punch infront of loads of kids with the video ready to go on youtube.

[DamoVTS]

and pray to god he isnt an ex boxing champ that would have knocked you spark out with 1 punch infront of loads of kids with the video ready to go on youtube.

dam you saw me with my camera!! lol

[eoey]

just tell him he's old and point and laugh, works a treat:y:

[Stubbsy]

Point at the pavement and say:

"By the time I've done this tank of petrol, you'll be another day closer to being six foot under, you coffin dodging motherfucker."

Then punch him in the windpipe.





Just a thought though.

[B+B]

today i went to the co-op to go buy a newspaper. so there i go la la la drive into the carpark and as i'm about to park in a space i notice an old man walking along the pavement. he suddenly stops on and stares at me and i think "oo i better drive sensibly or he will think i'm a chav as my exhaust is so loud".

so i carefully park up n get out, walk towards the co-op then i hear behind me "what a load of shit". so i think surely not talking to me and i turn around and sure enough hes staring at my car then looks up at me and stares at like hes challenging me wanting me to defend my car.

i was thinking about saying something back to him but there were loads of people about and no matter what i said i'd look like the lil prick starting on an old man. what an ignorant want! i just hope some uninsured chav drives his saxo into his crappy picasso now!!:wall: :wall: :rage: :rage: :rage:

I'm glad I got rid of my Picasso, It pisses them of at Morrisons when my modded saxo pulls up and an oldie like me gets out, you should hear them "tutting":y: pmsl:y:

[josh1989]

I'm glad I got rid of my Picasso, It pisses them of at Morrisons when my modded saxo pulls up and an oldie like me gets out, you should hear them "tutting":y: pmsl:y:

and parking in the disabled space?

[endlesstimes]

Point at the pavement and say:

"By the time I've done this tank of petrol, you'll be another day closer to being six foot under, you coffin dodging motherfucker."

Then punch him in the windpipe.





Just a thought though.

fukin quality mate full stop. ^^ thats showing your elders all the respect they deserve LMAO!

[B+B]

and parking in the disabled space?

I do have a legal blue card as I have a spinal injury, so I could do, now that would realy piss them off;) When my back is playing up I use the C2vts and use the dis' bay. (violins in the background:homme: )

[Clone]

You should have took off your top, and ran towards him shouting and yelling like a mad mad.. then shadow box all around hom like you wanna fight :boxing:

..just to see what would happen then lol

lol, +1...

I think i would have done the same, just drawn him a look and walk off.

[josh1989]

I do have a legal blue card as I have a spinal injury, so I could do, now that would realy piss them off;) When my back is playing up I use the C2vts and use the dis' bay. (violins in the background:homme: )

do it everythime and put an ali g style limp on haha, i don't condone this behaviour....

[B+B]

do it everythime and put an ali g style limp on haha, i don't condone this behaviour....

I could get a shell suit with lots of bling:afro: and say Jim fixed it for me to have a Saxo, that should get their gums nashing:y: :y:

[AdamW]

Mate parked in a disabled space lastnight at cinema.....was like 50 of them left...no harm done....unless there was a wheelchair convention planned at 8pm then he would of been screwed

[DawsonWicked]

shuda just walked up and spat in his face.

[Graham]

shouldnt you been driving sensibly anyways in a carpark and near a pavement??

i was but doing all them lil extras like checking blind spots etc to make yourself look even nice :p

[Spanky]

well i was at a shell garage today and its allways full as its the cheapest in the area, pulled in and there was an alfa park a little way back watching the pumps (keeping her options open more like!!) but i noticed a space and shot round behind the lady driver and shot into the space, only to see her right behind me flashing her lights at me!!!

i got out to fill up and her putrid wrinkly (caused by sunbeds i fink) face poped out the window "i was waiting for that space!" she shouted in a very agressive tone, to which i replyed " oh shit of dogs cock if ya not fast ya last" and waved the V's , as you can tell i wasnt in a good mood to start with! plus i was in a hurry!

and by her doing this, she lost all place in the que and was still waiting once i filled up, i still had to point and laff when i left lol she wasnt impressed but hey who gives a damn!!!

[josh1989]

well i was at a shell garage today and its allways full as its the cheapest in the area, pulled in and there was an alfa park a little way back watching the pumps (keeping her options open more like!!) but i noticed a space and shot round behind the lady driver and shot into the space, only to see her right behind me flashing her lights at me!!!

i got out to fill up and her putrid wrinkly (caused by sunbeds i fink) face poped out the window "i was waiting for that space!" she shouted in a very agressive tone, to which i replyed " oh shit of dogs cock if ya not fast ya last" and waved the V's , as you can tell i wasnt in a good mood to start with! plus i was in a hurry!

and by her doing this, she lost all place in the que and was still waiting once i filled up, i still had to point and laff when i left lol she wasnt impressed but hey who gives a damn!!!


and so the stereotyping of saxo drivers will not end...but i don't blame you i'd have done the same thing :)

[Spanky]

hey, the saxo was made small, nippy and nimble for such times! lol ut she want waiting for THE pump i went to lol she was watching them all! think maybe she had vaginal dryness......

[josh1989]

hey, the saxo was made small, nippy and nimble for such times! lol ut she want waiting for THE pump i went to lol she was watching them all! think maybe she had vaginal dryness......

should have squirted some petty out of the pump at her, like a tease hee hee

[The_STIG]

You should have took off your top, and ran towards him shouting and yelling like a mad mad.. then shadow box all around hom like you wanna fight :boxing:

..just to see what would happen then lol



hahaha funny as, rep'd

[rushy_23]

LOL, being honest not much you could of said to make it look like your inoccent
which you were.

Old man probably is gonna die in a few weeks from now so has nothing better
to do..

[The_STIG]

Point at the pavement and say:

"By the time I've done this tank of petrol, you'll be another day closer to being six foot under, you coffin dodging motherfucker."

Then punch him in the windpipe.





Just a thought though.


haha also mint :y:

[Mugello]

today i went to the co-op to go buy a newspaper. so there i go la la la drive into the carpark and as i'm about to park in a space i notice an old man walking along the pavement. he suddenly stops on and stares at me and i think "oo i better drive sensibly or he will think i'm a chav as my exhaust is so loud".

so i carefully park up n get out, walk towards the co-op then i hear behind me "what a load of shit". so i think surely not talking to me and i turn around and sure enough hes staring at my car then looks up at me and stares at like hes challenging me wanting me to defend my car.

i was thinking about saying something back to him but there were loads of people about and no matter what i said i'd look like the lil prick starting on an old man. what an ignorant want! i just hope some uninsured chav drives his saxo into his crappy picasso now!!:wall: :wall: :rage: :rage: :rage:

lamo ... stupid old man

you should of gone back into your car and reved it up so he could hear ya exhaust :)