Bmw drivers

[stiffler69]

Today was driving side by side with this bmw and just looked at it cause i thought it looked pretty nice, it was a 318 cabriolet ci coupe 2 door thing on a 03 reg well anyway, im just admiring it, then next thing you know the driver sticks his foot down and starts waving in the window, to my disbeleif this guys is waving at me as if he is in the faster car so i turn to my mate and say i cant actually beleive hes just done that, no provokeing or anything, All i can think off is he either actually beleives his bmw what weighs the same as a bungalow is faster than a small hatch back with a the same size engine and probably a few more ponys than he has with the modifications, or he just thought it was a 1.1 206 cause him and his mate were quite happy with themselves chuckling away.

So anyway heres the spec of this car and can you beleive this guy thinks his car is fast just because it has a bmw badge :homme:

http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/specs/Detail.aspx?deriv=24633 Parkers has it down at almost 2 seconds slower to 60 than my 206, if i had gotten a chance i would of wipped that smug look of his face but public roads and all i controlled my wicked side and went a different way to him lol

Sorry about rant need to get it off my chest :y:

[andywiddss1]

143bhp an 1540kg ha ha thats what dreams are made of my vts 157.4 bhp an 800kg fully stripped u should have pressed it mate

[Vinny_VSX]

http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/specs/Detail.aspx?deriv=24633 If i had gotten a chance i would of wipped that smug look of his face but public roads and all i controlled my wicked side and went a different way to him lol



Don't worry about that. I take quite a lot of pride in showing up bmw drivers, tis quite a lot of fun. Especially if they are as gay as that guy

[josh1989]

that's slower than a mk.1 vtr! damn things i never got to do in that baby :(

[Jazz]

Lol I know the feeling mate, I've come across some crazy Beemer drivers, once toasted a 320i from the lights as the road merged into one, cleanly beaten with no cutting or anything, next thing I know she (yes SHE!) pulled up beside me on the wrong side of the road, waved at me to race her (by the look on her face she was angry as fook), I shook my head and slowed down, she took off erratically. Maniacs.

[josh1989]

they always sit up your arse as well..what's with that? you're not in a tranny van, you can see the end of your car you do know how close to me you are!

seems to be something beemers do, my mate used to go sick at me for being within 20 metres of the back of his car at any time, and he never sat up anyones arse, the second he started using a bm 1 series he was up everyones arse!

a badge doesn't make a car fast beemer owners remember that :)

peace

[Mark51]

do you know that if you own a BMW you dont have to use your indicators?

[josh1989]

do you know that if you own a BMW you dont have to use your indicators?

you can also go through reds if they've only been red a second, you can also trick 16 year old girls into thinking you have a mahoosive penis

[Saxo_Scott]

you can also go through reds if they've only been red a second, you can also trick 16 year old girls into thinking you have a mahoosive penis

hahaha you so deserve rep ... funny funny man

ah crapper i have to spread the love sorry dude

[BBL]

do you know that if you own a BMW you dont have to use your indicators?

come as extras......