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stevenet15
24th February 2008, 18:25
lol saw this posted on AOC forum and found it quite funny so thought i would post it on here, "I love the finer things in life, be prepared to treat me like the queen i am" lmao what a dog

http://i30.tinypic.com/32zuj4g.jpg

RedB
24th February 2008, 18:32
PMSL at that Steve

Number for pranks...

TU-Tuning
24th February 2008, 18:34
That has to be her brother being really harsh, she cant be that deluded lmao. She looks like a cow

bullit
24th February 2008, 18:34
shes a catch ste

Karl
24th February 2008, 18:35
Ive tapped that..

Row_Row
24th February 2008, 18:37
i wouldnt say no ! ;)

Mikey
24th February 2008, 18:37
thats a 10 pinter

Karl
24th February 2008, 18:38
thats a 10 pinter

dude.
serious?
i wouldnt consider that shit less my life depended on it. lol.

pjsaunders06
24th February 2008, 18:38
thats a 10 pinter

at least 20 pints along with lights off ;)

VTR_Nick
24th February 2008, 18:39
Gota agree ben it's gota be someone playing a prank she really can't be that deluded :oops:

Crunkers
24th February 2008, 18:39
lol saw this posted on AOC forum and found it quite funny so thought i would post it on here, "I love the finer things in life, be prepared to treat me like the queen i am" lmao what a dog

http://i30.tinypic.com/32zuj4g.jpg

I thought the one on the left was the daughter of the one on the right lol. What a trole lol

Mikey
24th February 2008, 18:40
dude.
serious?
i wouldnt consider that shit less my life depended on it. lol.

lol...shags a shag!

;)

Saxy1
24th February 2008, 18:41
haha lol what a dog !!!!

bullit
24th February 2008, 18:43
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

Mikey
24th February 2008, 18:44
just found a pic of her

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

does it for me!

:y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

Bake
24th February 2008, 18:45
Christ, i've seen better looking turds!

RedB
24th February 2008, 18:45
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

You've got a semi for that?

:ill:

bullit
24th February 2008, 18:45
i think we should have a caption game with that photo

Mikey
24th February 2008, 18:48
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

" they must have shrunk in the wash"

....................." yes dear"

:panic:

RedB
24th February 2008, 18:49
http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

Dammit, dropped another jellybean down there...

RedB
24th February 2008, 18:50
http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

Takes off the tinky winky teletubby outfit....

bullit
24th February 2008, 18:51
http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

"i knew i shouldnt have had that last pie"

bullit
24th February 2008, 18:52
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

redbullet are you still in there ;)

Steve
24th February 2008, 18:54
fucking mong ftw

vtskid
24th February 2008, 18:54
"i knew i shouldnt have had that last pie"

yeah, because it was the last pie that did it.....:P

stoney_182
24th February 2008, 18:55
she mings! lol good find

Mitchell
24th February 2008, 18:56
http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

my belly is where my fanny used to be

stevenet15
24th February 2008, 18:57
my belly is where my fanny used to be

quality

weetz
24th February 2008, 18:57
I intimidated by her looks, my instinct is to fight or flight ahhhhh.

girlracer1597
24th February 2008, 19:00
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

"Dam these skinny fit jeans"

RedB
24th February 2008, 19:02
Bullit - LMAO

"I cant find my fanny :panic:"

TU-Tuning
24th February 2008, 19:04
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

' A tragic case of sleep-undressing, caused by a cronic lack of sex '

endlesstimes
24th February 2008, 19:26
That has to be her brother being really harsh, she cant be that deluded lmao. She looks like a cow

she looks like the back end of a cow imo

katiescar
24th February 2008, 20:36
just imagine her in a thong!!!!!!

saxooxas
24th February 2008, 20:41
i bet shes just a butter face really... everythings good but her face..
but really shes a mess

Jazz
24th February 2008, 20:45
just found a pic of her bottom half, semi

http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

"The doctor says the diarrhoea should only last a few more days..."

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 20:47
Aww don't be nasty thats my sister, she is very good looking & got a few men on the go :p LoL

Crunkers
24th February 2008, 20:50
Aww don't be nasty thats my sister, she is very good looking & got a few men on the go :p LoL

They by chance dead or blind? lol

Jazz
24th February 2008, 20:51
Aww don't be nasty thats my sister, she is very good looking & got a few men on the go :p LoL

...I can see the family resemblance... :P
Kidding, I'm only sour 'cos I asked for her number, she took one look at my car and said, "come back when you've got a unimog, kid!"

Graeme
24th February 2008, 20:51
she looks like that bird that used to be on hollyoaks

Crunkers
24th February 2008, 20:52
http://www.thorsdiscs.co.uk/pictures/boston_babes_4_U.jpg

Don't even think holding her breath will get those jeans to do up

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 20:54
They by chance dead or blind? lol

Probably LoL

...I can see the family resemblance... :P
Kidding, I'm only sour 'cos I asked for her number, she took one look at my car and said, "come back when you've got a unimog, kid!"

That wasn't nice :( :panic:

she looks like that bird that used to be on hollyoaks

Who do you mean? :p

Jazz
24th February 2008, 20:56
That wasn't nice :( :panic:



:hug: just being mean hun!


say hello to your big-sis for me


;)

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 20:57
:hug: just being mean hun!


say hello to your big-sis for me


;)

I would if she was my big sis :p LoL

Crunkers
24th February 2008, 21:01
I would if she was my big sis :p LoL

What your bigger than her? ;)

Kidding

Mitchell
24th February 2008, 21:01
I would if she was my big sis :p LoL

that will be you after u get married

its not just your life that goes downhill, your belly does too

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 21:03
What your bigger than her? ;)

Kidding

:panic: Thats not what i meant :panic:

was pulling your leg

:oops:

Graeme
24th February 2008, 21:05
Who do you mean? :p

her

Click me (http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&q=fat+hollyoaks)

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 21:06
that will be you after u get married

its not just your life that goes downhill, your belly does too

Thanks for that advice :panic:

Ruddy
24th February 2008, 21:06
that will be you after u get married

its not just your life that goes downhill, your belly does too

And their titts........

sexylittleass
24th February 2008, 21:07
her

Click me (http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&q=fat+hollyoaks)

Oh ok i thought you was on about me as everyone has been saying how i look like someone out of hollyoaks :oops:

Jazz
24th February 2008, 21:09
http://mymadproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/woman1.jpg

"Hey handsome...come to Mamma!!"

Mitchell
24th February 2008, 21:11
And their titts........

i was going to say tits but fat birds normally have a decent set

AliC
24th February 2008, 22:57
lol you gotta love people like that!

Paul
24th February 2008, 23:05
Beutys only a light switch away.

Josh_24
25th February 2008, 00:31
thats a sight and a half
dont think i could do it even when i was pissed!

jonezy
25th February 2008, 00:34
thats a 10 pinter

after 10 pints, 3 lines, and promise of the car of my dreams i might just wank into my hand and throw it at her. i call it spiderman!!!

Mochachino
25th February 2008, 00:37
http://mymadproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/woman1.jpg

"Hey handsome...come to Mamma!!"

shes gagging for it by the look of her.

Nathan
25th February 2008, 00:37
after 10 pints, 3 lines, and promise of the car of my dreams i might just wank into my hand and throw it at her. i call it spiderman!!!

Classic lol.

I just like the first line, typical american.
"I Am Pretty I Get Told It All The Time"

Im sure the people at kfc were saying it for the busness, "If She Leaves Were Going Bust Boys"

Predator_R32
25th February 2008, 00:39
its whats on the inside that counts, but fuck that she is full of herself lol

im sure steve remembers this pic from a while back :p

http://hill10.com/images/funny/hawtbelly.jpg

stiffler69
25th February 2008, 00:40
Even brucey would be proud of that young girls chin

Pat_Vts
25th February 2008, 00:46
any more fatty women have sax-p got... it seems you all like big women as you all seem to find fat women over the internet;)

BBL
25th February 2008, 06:51
after 10 pints, 3 lines, and promise of the car of my dreams i might just wank into my hand and throw it at her. i call it spiderman!!!

half original, half jimmy carr lol

josh1989
25th February 2008, 08:48
she reminds me of the ginger fat one from the hollyoaks of old!