embarrassing moments

[stevenet15]

was talking about embarrassing moments with a few mates earlyer and thought i would start a thread to see what embarrassing moments everyone has had

[Pat_Vts]

had my trousers pulled down in yr7 or something in front of a girl at school...

[Hanuman]

errrrrrrrrrrrrm i know id have loads just cant think of them :S

[bullit]

thers laods of embarasing moments but i remembr one when i was at my mates BBQ, anyway i had injured my shoulder a few days before and it was still hurting, i got talking to his mum and she is a physio Massage Therapist so she offered to look at it for me, we went inside and she had a fully kitted massage room, i was lying on my back on the bench while she worked her magic on my shoulder and before i knew it i was constantly looking down her top and got a bit of a lob on (i kept telling myself she hadnt noticed but she had that grin that made me know she had) anyway my mate wondered where i was so he came looking for me.. he burst in the door to see me with my top off his mum with oiley hands all over my chest/shoulders and a huge hard on raised outa my shorts was not best happy

[Mitchell]

when i ran into the sea naked and came out with a wee shriveled up stub penis. (water was cold)

got caught with my dick in a block of cheese

[kylie]

getting caught with my boyf doing..... what ya do..... by his mum, my mum, my dad, his mate (in his mates mum n dads room) and many many more times.:oops:

[bullit]

getting caught with my boyf doing..... what ya do..... by his mum, my mum, my dad, his mate (in his mates mum n dads room) and many many more times.:oops:

playing cards?

[Pat_Vts]

playing cards?

shagging!!

[Saxy1]

playing cards?

lol i was waiting for some one to comment. :y:

[kylie]

yes.... playing cards.... it was well embarassing.

[Mitchell]

can u tell us in detail exactly what you were doing?

[kylie]

actually a few more times in his van aswell in the early hours in the morning in a ramblers car park.

[Mugello]

was in a swimming pool on holiday and my uncle came over and stole my shorts.... was not funny i was running around naked with only my hands to cover me. lucky there was not many people around, like 2-4 at the most. STILL NOT FUNNY.

[kylie]

well it was different every time. the very worst was when my mum walked in on him..... not shaggin but..... doin somethin else to me...... if you catch my drift.

[Pat_Vts]

well it was different every time. the very worst was when my mum walked in on him..... not shaggin but..... doin somethin else to me...... if you catch my drift.

your one filthy sax-p member:homme:

[kylie]

oh also, before i met my boyf a few years back, got drunk n went back to this lads car with him, during well ya know... loadsa kids started knockin on the window and laughin, went back to his, got up in the mornin, his parents awake, turns it his mum is one of my old dinner ladies at primary school. sooooooooo ashamed.

[Matty-VTR]

you aint shy kylie are ya haha

[kylie]

not filthy.... just unlucky.... always get caught. ALWAYS

[kylie]

:oops: :oops: :oops: wish i had said anything now:oops:

[kylie]

hope my boyfriend doesn't read this. sorry babe if ya are.

[bullit]

:oops: :oops: :oops: wish i had said anything now:oops:

tell us more?

[Mitchell]

hope my boyfriend doesn't read this. sorry babe if ya are.

its ok hunny, you can make it up to me tonight.

[kylie]

cant believe i just said all that. can i take it back..... please.:oops:

[bullit]

cant believe i just said all that. can i take it back..... please.:oops:

sounds like you already did

[kylie]

anyway.... anyone else? anyone?

[stevenet15]

when i was 14 my mum once walked in on me one saturday morning while i was wanking over some chick on live and kicking

[kylie]

ha wot did she do? pretend she dint see and walk out? or get rid of the telly?

[stevenet15]

ha wot did she do? pretend she dint see and walk out? or get rid of the telly?

well soon as she burst in i sorta dived under my bed cover, she blatently saw and just walked back out. i then stayed in my room as long as i could coz i didnt wana face her


Also one time i was round my mates when i was 15 we had been to france with the school and while we were there he bought a french teen anal porn dvd and we were watching it in his room on his pc and his mum came in she went mental turnt the pc off then unplugged it and cut the wires up so he could not use it again

[kylie]

bet she was more embarassed. prob told him to stop hangin bout wi ya cus your bad influence.

[joemcevoy]

got caught watching porn by my mum. Being a witty computer geek. I quickly came up with the answer "Its a virus and it keeps flashing up and i cant get ride." My mum gave me a lecture about how de-grading it is but i got away with it.

[kylie]

bet she really knew wot u wos up too. its so obvious wi lads.

[Lee_P]

mine was me the ex her legs over my head me pile driving away and mom walks in asking what we want for tea so i stop but dont move mom just asks then closes door like its normal

[kylie]

:oops:

[givemeurewallet]

got my chap stuck in my zip in primary school, my mate was there and he had to go get the teachers and all ,but i just forced the zip before they came to save anymore embarrasement.... very sore

[steviet]

one that ill always remember when i was 13/14 i was on ma bike and there was 2 lassies on the other side off the road looking stunning. i kept staring and they were staring at me. then i went and hit a lamp post and cracked ma bollocks on the bike frame. they started laughing and i cycled off as best i could . then about 1year later i ended up going out with one off then , and she never mentioned anything about that day so maybe never new it was me lol.

[kylie]

maybe she just felt sorry for you lol only joking

[d4r3n]

been caught quite a few times during intercourse but there worst one is getting caught by the gfs parents in there bed hahaha...
and got caught in the car by police they just laffed told me to zip up and sod off lol.

[ShaneVtr]

pissing in a bottle while stuck in traffic on the motorway. It was blatantly obvious what i was doing.

[Asaxo]

pissing in a bottle while stuck in traffic on the motorway. It was blatantly obvious what i was doing.

Haha. Thats the worst thing when driving, needing a piss.
Especially when in a traffic jam.

I have had too many things happen to me.
Don't know where to start.

[SAM33R]

was giving some bum love to my grilfriend today at around 2pm and her dad walked in...

i was using her mum n dads lubrication and their bed :oops: doh!

[Crunkers]

Got caught doing it in a car by a couple of chavs. I drove off with the gf getting dressed as quick a poss, I lobbed a sock over my cock (closest thing to hand). We were only about 2 minutes from my gfs house so thought I could get back and change there, however I got stuck behind a slow driver and there was a guy on a pedestrian island waiting to cross. Got an eye full of me as we drove by, sock over cock and all lol

[saxmaster]

up wentwood forest the other day in the gf's automatic clio driving whilst reciving a nice gobble when the rangers drive up luckily its like a mile long track so me shitting my self as i havent passed etc and not wanna risk getting caught or what have slamon the breaks and jump in the back with her neck bending back lol, as she gets in the drivers seagt the dude just drives by was quite gutted

[jonezy]

was giving some bum love to my grilfriend today at around 2pm and her dad walked in...

i was using her mum n dads lubrication and their bed :oops: doh!


bet her dads all like "how do i get my wife to do that".


most embarrasing moment ever for me was just this monday night actually.


went to the pub to watch a live band with ma dad, had a few beers.

cam home, went to bed. woke up next day with a flashlet in my mind of peeing on the landing just outside the toilet door.

i had no recolection of this and i wasnt drunk when i went to bed.

next morning i find that the place i "dreamt" i pee'd is actually wet.

uh oh

my dad just told me tonight what happened.

i must have sleep walked, bollock naked and pee'd against the banister, got caught by mum, (of which i have no memeory of).


pissing myself laughing just thinking about now. an barely able to type.

[Kelly]

My mum usually knocks before she comes in my room and a few weeks back she didnt and she caught me and jay 'doing what grown ups do'. Was a bit obvious as he was laid on top of me giggling like fuck. Must admit my parents are quite laid back but its worse cos they dont drop it. They love to wind me up lol

Other than that. My dad asking if it was me and jay he could hear having sex the night before or one of our neighbours. It clearly was us but its not something you wanna admit to your parents is it? doesnt help that I cant lie to my dad without laughing and this he knows lol

[jaybiss]

Other than that. My dad asking if it was me and jay he could hear having sex the night before or one of our neighbours. It clearly was us but its not something you wanna admit to your parents is it? doesnt help that I cant lie to my dad without laughing and this he knows lol

i told him i was asleep so if it was you, your shit ;)

thank fuck he was pissed!

[Kelly]

i told him i was asleep so if it was you, your shit ;)

thank fuck he was pissed!

you're lucky he didn't say anything back. my dads like a little rottweiler pissed or not :p