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Jacko
2nd March 2008, 20:56
just seen this on some other forum and thought it was hilarious.

The noob with the Golden Gun

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Had to share this. Its one of those, 'You had to be there moments' but i was almost wetting myself, and im a mature man, so i like to believe

Playing TD last night on Pipeline level, when a certain conversation started that was funny as fook.

There was a player on my team who had a golden gun (not sure which) but he got killed and dropped it. Now, a glitch was clearly happening on the mics as we could hear the opposing team talking away, and the only two that were talking, were noobies. We had no one with mics on our side so the whole conversation was being heard.

I pressed the select button for a second to see they were both at level 4, very new!

Anyway, one of these noobies clearly picked up the for mentioned golden plated gun and all we heard was 'NAHHHHH, check it col, ive got a golden gun'

at this point i smirked and thought little of it, but then the conversation continued as follows, (well, very similar to this anyway)

noob1: Serious, thats well cool. Where are you i wanna see it

noob2: yeah its wicked, fink someone dropped it when i shot him. Im near the top of the hill init

noob1: nah dont stay there, he will come looking for his gun back init, get out there quick man, i'll come find ya, hide man, hide.

noob2: Ah yeah never thought about that, hes gonna hunt me down aint he. Come back me up and you can see my gun.

noob1: Yeah,yeah, i wonder if you keep it til the end of the game, you get to keep it like a wrestling belt?

noob2: Yeah, im gonna go hide and just let the time go. only like 2mins left.

noob1: Let me know where you are i wanna see it.

anyway, im pis*ing myself by this point. They were probably about 15 and were so serious i was finding it hard to breathe through laughing, and i bet everyone on my team were too. Anyway, the conversation just keeps going, then with about 30seconds to go, we clearly all heard this.

noob2: Im hiding in the grass at the top of the hill again, come find me there, i wont move cause the grass is long and i cant see over it.

noob1: yeah safe, on my way, stay down

NOW, the really funny part is, we all heard this and the entire team went up that hill and blasted seven loads a sh*te out of the two about 5 seconds before the game ended.....

noob2: AGHHHHH the gun man, i lost the gun.....

noob1: Sh*t, quick run get it.....agh man the times ran out.

Absolutley wet myself.......somtimes the mics are worth the stuff that comes out of them.

Viper
2nd March 2008, 21:04
HHAHAHA

would have loved to hear that.

im guessing the guy had eavesdrop perk on though...

Jacko
2nd March 2008, 21:08
just played a game of free-for-all...

was in with like 4 lvl4 prestige people...

shot the same guy 3 times before id moved as he kept respawning right n the place where id just shot him...

all i hear then is...'stop fucking camping you dirty fucking asshole you must be really shit at this if all you do is camp'

so i move and generally persue this guy everywhere....killed him about 13 times...the abuse got worse ....i fucking hate you...i bet your british...fucking hate the british....im going to kill you so many times...

he in fact only killed me once with the martydom perk...

moral of the story are all americans are gay.

Brooksy
2nd March 2008, 21:40
lol! random! would have to be PS3/xbox!, On PC people would use ventrilo or Teamspeak on TD games so the eavesdrop perk won't work different program.

Jacko
2nd March 2008, 21:43
ps3 forum its from

Jacko
2nd March 2008, 22:19
i just got my golden gun. fucking yeaaaa.

MaRiO89
2nd March 2008, 22:35
Some Americans are terrible..lol

Viper
2nd March 2008, 22:50
lol! random! would have to be PS3/xbox!, On PC people would use ventrilo or Teamspeak on TD games so the eavesdrop perk won't work different program.


some people do still use the in-game chat mate. but im sure most do use teamspeak, i know i do :y:

Tony
2nd March 2008, 23:59
Lol at the story.

What gun is that?

just played a game of free-for-all...

was in with like 4 lvl4 prestige people...

shot the same guy 3 times before id moved as he kept respawning right n the place where id just shot him...

all i hear then is...'stop fucking camping you dirty fucking asshole you must be really shit at this if all you do is camp'

so i move and generally persue this guy everywhere....killed him about 13 times...the abuse got worse ....i fucking hate you...i bet your british...fucking hate the british....im going to kill you so many times...

he in fact only killed me once with the martydom perk...

moral of the story are all americans are gay.

I had yanks slating English people when my clan tag was ENG.

Karl
3rd March 2008, 00:00
sounds effin quality. lol.

Hanuman
3rd March 2008, 01:18
yanks are sooo fkn stupid

ohh its the english.,.

want a cup of tea sir.. (in either an irish accent or just the worst queen type accent ever)

crumpets aswell...

i just go you fknnn thick yanks if you think all the english speak like the queen then all you yanks are inbred hicks.. huuhh huuuhh just caaaaaaaaaaaaaaame to gettttttttttttttttt summmmmmmmmmmmmmm suuuuugaaaaaaaaaaaaar

that pees em off

MAS
3rd March 2008, 01:57
now thats funny lol

Robb
3rd March 2008, 09:40
tame in comparison.

i was once told i was going to marry a black woman with 3 kids.

Crunkers
3rd March 2008, 09:48
I heard some English guy saying to an American "has your dad got a minge beard?"

LOL. Bloody stupid. They were lipping each other off for ages, so funny listening to it

AdamW
3rd March 2008, 09:53
Clearly this geezer hasn't been in a game with Robb and myself.......

Peejous
3rd March 2008, 09:57
yanks are sooo fkn stupid

ohh its the english.,.

want a cup of tea sir.. (in either an irish accent or just the worst queen type accent ever)

crumpets aswell...


I love it when they say this ive actually gone out at the weekend and brought some crumpets ready to play with the yanks tonight so that when they say "do you want some crumpets" it'll remind me to go and make them. Ive also changed my clan tag to say "YANK" purely because it's funny.

Best yet though was a group of Sax-P lot all changing our clan tags to be old school girls names:
Mary
Anne
Jane
June
Sara

etc

Robb
3rd March 2008, 10:02
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

AdamW
3rd March 2008, 10:05
Hellllllllooooo Joeeee

Clouds_mate
3rd March 2008, 10:06
long live the team WANG days.

penguin
3rd March 2008, 13:53
lol too funny

Nick_T
4th March 2008, 12:59
HAHAHA, i would be in histerics