Jacko
2nd March 2008, 20:56
just seen this on some other forum and thought it was hilarious.
The noob with the Golden Gun
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Had to share this. Its one of those, 'You had to be there moments' but i was almost wetting myself, and im a mature man, so i like to believe
Playing TD last night on Pipeline level, when a certain conversation started that was funny as fook.
There was a player on my team who had a golden gun (not sure which) but he got killed and dropped it. Now, a glitch was clearly happening on the mics as we could hear the opposing team talking away, and the only two that were talking, were noobies. We had no one with mics on our side so the whole conversation was being heard.
I pressed the select button for a second to see they were both at level 4, very new!
Anyway, one of these noobies clearly picked up the for mentioned golden plated gun and all we heard was 'NAHHHHH, check it col, ive got a golden gun'
at this point i smirked and thought little of it, but then the conversation continued as follows, (well, very similar to this anyway)
noob1: Serious, thats well cool. Where are you i wanna see it
noob2: yeah its wicked, fink someone dropped it when i shot him. Im near the top of the hill init
noob1: nah dont stay there, he will come looking for his gun back init, get out there quick man, i'll come find ya, hide man, hide.
noob2: Ah yeah never thought about that, hes gonna hunt me down aint he. Come back me up and you can see my gun.
noob1: Yeah,yeah, i wonder if you keep it til the end of the game, you get to keep it like a wrestling belt?
noob2: Yeah, im gonna go hide and just let the time go. only like 2mins left.
noob1: Let me know where you are i wanna see it.
anyway, im pis*ing myself by this point. They were probably about 15 and were so serious i was finding it hard to breathe through laughing, and i bet everyone on my team were too. Anyway, the conversation just keeps going, then with about 30seconds to go, we clearly all heard this.
noob2: Im hiding in the grass at the top of the hill again, come find me there, i wont move cause the grass is long and i cant see over it.
noob1: yeah safe, on my way, stay down
NOW, the really funny part is, we all heard this and the entire team went up that hill and blasted seven loads a sh*te out of the two about 5 seconds before the game ended.....
noob2: AGHHHHH the gun man, i lost the gun.....
noob1: Sh*t, quick run get it.....agh man the times ran out.
Absolutley wet myself.......somtimes the mics are worth the stuff that comes out of them.
The noob with the Golden Gun
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Had to share this. Its one of those, 'You had to be there moments' but i was almost wetting myself, and im a mature man, so i like to believe
Playing TD last night on Pipeline level, when a certain conversation started that was funny as fook.
There was a player on my team who had a golden gun (not sure which) but he got killed and dropped it. Now, a glitch was clearly happening on the mics as we could hear the opposing team talking away, and the only two that were talking, were noobies. We had no one with mics on our side so the whole conversation was being heard.
I pressed the select button for a second to see they were both at level 4, very new!
Anyway, one of these noobies clearly picked up the for mentioned golden plated gun and all we heard was 'NAHHHHH, check it col, ive got a golden gun'
at this point i smirked and thought little of it, but then the conversation continued as follows, (well, very similar to this anyway)
noob1: Serious, thats well cool. Where are you i wanna see it
noob2: yeah its wicked, fink someone dropped it when i shot him. Im near the top of the hill init
noob1: nah dont stay there, he will come looking for his gun back init, get out there quick man, i'll come find ya, hide man, hide.
noob2: Ah yeah never thought about that, hes gonna hunt me down aint he. Come back me up and you can see my gun.
noob1: Yeah,yeah, i wonder if you keep it til the end of the game, you get to keep it like a wrestling belt?
noob2: Yeah, im gonna go hide and just let the time go. only like 2mins left.
noob1: Let me know where you are i wanna see it.
anyway, im pis*ing myself by this point. They were probably about 15 and were so serious i was finding it hard to breathe through laughing, and i bet everyone on my team were too. Anyway, the conversation just keeps going, then with about 30seconds to go, we clearly all heard this.
noob2: Im hiding in the grass at the top of the hill again, come find me there, i wont move cause the grass is long and i cant see over it.
noob1: yeah safe, on my way, stay down
NOW, the really funny part is, we all heard this and the entire team went up that hill and blasted seven loads a sh*te out of the two about 5 seconds before the game ended.....
noob2: AGHHHHH the gun man, i lost the gun.....
noob1: Sh*t, quick run get it.....agh man the times ran out.
Absolutley wet myself.......somtimes the mics are worth the stuff that comes out of them.