weekend stories

[Gazzza]

when you have been out on the piss since new year what are the strange parts of you weekends out
e.g getting felt up by a 20 yr old man in a cat suit (yes that happend to me HAH :hommo:)

doesent have to be last weekend...
can be any weekend you can remember :P
ok ill start us off...
got felt up by a man other night in a cat suit... i was like omg get off

[SNewham]

you actually said omg out loud?

Wow you're more of a lost cause than I thought.

[Barry123]

far too many random nights to post up... and some I'd rather keep quiet.

[Gazzza]

you actually said omg out loud?

Wow you're more of a lost cause than I thought.

no i my exat words was...
"er... do you mind? get off!"
then he walked away lol


ads thats why you post them :D
even the ones where you take men home by mistake lol all for a laugh :D

[Saxotim]

even the ones where you take men home by mistake lol all for a laugh :D

is that one of your stories too?? :homme:

[Spanky]

think a werid one for me was when i was in a chippy, knowen as the happy chippy as it sells legal highs, dildos, etc etc

was with a mate, and i was talking to a girl in there, as you do, i turned round to see where my mate was and he just picked a guy up and chucked him thru the door, no one batted an eye and he walked up and orderd his food and buggerd off, still dont no why he done it and i was in a total different world,

i just found it very strange, thought id let yas no lol

[frankie]

sleeping on many of somersets finest wooden benchs

[SAM33R]

few years ago...

went to the prom with my bird...

walked her home (no sex)

so on my way home i started to perve into random houses just for a some arse and tit...

found a few nice ones even though people thinking what the fuk!

remember falling over in some garden and starting jacking off whilst i was on the grass...

sorry but i was hammered...

thought i'd share

:y:

sam

any views welcome

[claret-vtr]

Too many to post tbh something happens almost every weekend!

[yerdusk]

Got wasted in a hotel, then got woken up at 3am by a loud noise. Thought it was alarm on the tv so started pushing all buttons on remote. Came to the conclusion it wasn't the tv. Then heard loads of banging in the corridor. Got out of the bed, and opened the door. (something you should know here is I sleep naked) There was loads of people running down the corridor. One guy stopped, looked me up and down and said "The hotel is on fire, you need to put some clothes on and get out!"

Was a good night tbh.

[Tupps]

I tried to chat up a 55 year old

In my defence she was stupidly rich and had 6 cars - Including a Mclaren and a Hummer

Her gran daughter was the pure sex, but she didn't have the cars so i wasn't interested in her

[meganc0212]

I got so drunk a couple of weeks ago that i fell asleep sitting in a bus shelter. Mates didn't notice where i'd gone and just assumed that I'd gone home, got woken up by the bus driver shouting from the drivers seat when the first bus pulled up at 6am!!

[Clouds_mate]

I have plenty. Probs my 18th bday was best. Kidnapped after leaving the club and been driven aroudn in the back of a transit van for an hour is probs the best story

[Tupps]

Oooooh i thought it was THIS weekends story

[saxodan]

mate of mine took a traffic cone home from a night out (haha)

took a piss in it early hours of the morning, went back to bed, it leaked eveywhere

hahah

another my best mate shit himself on the lawn of a doctors surgery on the walk back from town

too many funny moments to rember

[Crunkers]

few years ago...

went to the prom with my bird...

walked her home (no sex)

so on my way home i started to perve into random houses just for a some arse and tit...

found a few nice ones even though people thinking what the fuk!

remember falling over in some garden and starting jacking off whilst i was on the grass...

sorry but i was hammered...

thought i'd share

:y:

sam

any views welcome

Dude how are you not in prison?

I tried to chat up a 55 year old

In my defence she was stupidly rich and had 6 cars - Including a Mclaren and a Hummer

Her gran daughter was the pure sex, but she didn't have the cars so i wasn't interested in her

Why doesn't that surprise me Tupps lol

[Gazzza]

is that one of your stories too?? :homme:
sadly no haha

some of these stories are great

tupps not this weekend any weekend :D just funny storys you have been told about or remember
and why didng you bang her grandoughter? might have got a car for a engagement prezzie :P

[Peejous]

Had a fight with my brother weekend just gone over Sky + WTF?!

[Robb]

This weekend was one extreme to another.

LAN Partys to German Strip Clubs.

[Gazzza]

This weekend was one extreme to another.

LAN Partys to German Strip Clubs.

whaaat ? LOL

[Zach]

One friday night in the summer, down the beach(well, on the prom, not the actual beach), fight broke out. we were there drinking ourselves to death, as ya do, as was warm as anything, and a large gathering. Police came down, and one of them was Alrite, could ahve only been about 22-23.

I remember drunkly chatting her up, she ended up handing me all her report books, her radio, a torch, and some other stuff for me to inspect. She then suggested i feel her stab jacket after questioning about it a few times. I opted for the breast poke. She didn't seem to mind. I walked away LOLing.

[Gazzza]

One friday night in the summer, down the beach(well, on the prom, not the actual beach), fight broke out. we were there drinking ourselves to death, as ya do, as was warm as anything, and a large gathering. Police came down, and one of them was Alrite, could ahve only been about 22-23.

I remember drunkly chatting her up, she ended up handing me all her report books, her radio, a torch, and some other stuff for me to inspect. She then suggested i feel her stab jacket after questioning about it a few times. I opted for the breast poke. She didn't seem to mind. I walked away LOLing.

hahahaha nice one hahaha didnt you get her number?

[SAM33R]

One friday night in the summer, down the beach(well, on the prom, not the actual beach), fight broke out. we were there drinking ourselves to death, as ya do, as was warm as anything, and a large gathering. Police came down, and one of them was Alrite, could ahve only been about 22-23.

I remember drunkly chatting her up, she ended up handing me all her report books, her radio, a torch, and some other stuff for me to inspect. She then suggested i feel her stab jacket after questioning about it a few times. I opted for the breast poke. She didn't seem to mind. I walked away LOLing.

fair play

you really ought to have poked something else and then take her hat if she had one :y:

[Gazzza]

fair play

you really ought to have poked something else and then take her hat if she had one :y:

y takew the hat?
get the hand cuffs and cuff you to her and say your comming with me !
to my room ;);)

[SAM33R]

y takew the hat?
get the hand cuffs and cuff you to her and say your comming with me !
to my room ;);)

i would have put the hat on the top of my display cabinet lol :)

my god she must have been a loose copper to let people touch her, but i would love to poke a blonde cuntstable

[Adamski]

lol at some of the stories, most of my real good ones i cant really say on here.

one of my more nasty stories was on holiday in malia, we went as a group but the lads did a bar crawl, to cut a long story short, i had to be carried back to the apartments but one of the lads needed to stop for a wee, so did so in a doorway un-be-known to me. im staggering about the place and fell over a step into said doorway. im then asking everyone why it was so cold and wet down there. id only gone and fell in all my mates piss that was drickeling down the stair/doorway! :panic:

[Gazzza]

lol at some of the stories, most of my real good ones i cant really say on here.

one of my more nasty stories was on holiday in malia, we went as a group but the lads did a bar crawl, to cut a long story short, i had to be carried back to the apartments but one of the lads needed to stop for a wee, so did so in a doorway un-be-known to me. im staggering about the place and fell over a step into said doorway. im then asking everyone why it was so cold and wet down there. id only gone and fell in all my mates piss that was drickeling down the stair/doorway! :panic:
HAHAHAHAHAH
unlucky mate hahaha omg u musta felt like a right tit lol

[VTR_Nick]

far too many random nights to post up... and some I'd rather keep quiet.

where you the guy in the cat suit??? :P lol

[Gazzza]

where you the guy in the cat suit??? :P lol

if he has long curly hair unshaven for like 2 weeks and pissed to the eyeballs then possibly :P

[Zach]

my god she must have been a loose copper to let people touch her, but i would love to poke a blonde cuntstable

She was blonde. And one of those young ones who are still human!

I wish i'd got her badge number :-( ha

[Chris]

Yesterday drinking cider off of an 18 year old girls tits (I'm 28) in The Church in Kentish Town West London, then getting my hand put down her jeans.......... I had a smile on my face........ so did she!!!

I'll be going back to that place again definitely!

Chris :)

[Gazzza]

Yesterday drinking cider off of an 18 year old girls tits (I'm 28) in The Church in Kentish Town West London, then getting my hand put down her jeans.......... I had a smile on my face........ so did she!!!

I'll be going back to that place again definitely!

Chris :)

hahaha niiice!!
go back there asap ;)

[Jimmy-Boy]

Went to pier watching some punch up's friday night,

saturday went to watch vantage point - quality!

sunday santa pod fast car show - pretty good tbh :y:

[Crunkers]

Yesterday drinking cider off of an 18 year old girls tits (I'm 28) in The Church in Kentish Town West London, then getting my hand put down her jeans.......... I had a smile on my face........ so did she!!!

I'll be going back to that place again definitely!

Chris :)

You tramp Chris lol ;)

[Karl]

Chris, you sure it wasnt a brothel :O

[Mitchell]

back in the 80s when i had a missus i poo'd the bed so i scooped it up and put it in her knickers and then blamed her when she woke up.

then this other time i touched bums with a guy which led to some eye contact. i thought about it, got a semi, but nothing more i promise you. bye.

[Adamski]

HAHAHAHAHAH
unlucky mate hahaha omg u musta felt like a right tit lol

at the time i couldnt feel alot, i was pretty much comatosed. they tried to cable tie me to a sun lounger, to which i somehow in one of those mind over matter moments rip off my cable tied wrists from the sun lounger. i was in pain with nasty cuts from the cable ties the morning after!

[Yates]

this weekend i went white water rafting few miles out side rio, then i managed to get stung in the mouth by some wasp which mad my upper lip sweel to about 4 times the side it should of been, class

[d4r3n]

back in the 80s when i had a missus i poo'd the bed so i scooped it up and put it in her knickers and then blamed her when she woke up.

then this other time i touched bums with a guy which led to some eye contact. i thought about it, got a semi, but nothing more i promise you. bye.


i wouldnt admit that lmao !! some quality stories not got many good ones my self still young lol

[Jacko]

once went back to me julies house..so drunk that when i went for a piss clambered into the wrong room on the way back to hers...spooned with her dad untill he wolk up and kicked me out the bed at like 4/5 in ze mornng....i was in such a state i didnt move of the floor untill 11 the next day...

[MK2SLAG]

shagged my mates sister :D

[Chris]

Chris, you sure it wasnt a brothel :O

Might as well have been, there were girls lifting their tops up all over this place.... cause there were some big screens and 2 blokes up on podeums with video cameras projecting the images on to the big screens!!

Chris :)

[Gazzza]

Might as well have been, there were girls lifting their tops up all over this place.... cause there were some big screens and 2 blokes up on podeums with video cameras projecting the images on to the big screens!!

Chris :)

was you at some sort of porn shoot? lol

[Chris]

was you at some sort of porn shoot? lol

Naaa... I was here: - http://www.thechurch.co.uk/

Chris :)

[Gazzza]

shame... lol
one of the first sax-p members to be a porn star...

[Karl]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3791/59479735xe4.jpg

Pic from Chris weekend!!

nice one Chris imo!

[Gazzza]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3791/59479735xe4.jpg

Pic from Chris weekend!!

nice one Chris imo!

lol check the 4 lassies bottom left corner all amazed :P

[Karl]

One next to the fosters can is a definite I would!

[Gazzza]

One next to the fosters can is a definite I would!

and her friend next to her i would to ;)

[Chris]

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3791/59479735xe4.jpg

Pic from Chris weekend!!

nice one Chris imo!

Cheers Man... yeah was a really good day and the entertainment was errrrrmmm...... entertaining!!

Chris :)

[Jacko]

you know your at a classy joint when the birds are on fosters and strongbow.

[Gazzza]

you know your at a classy joint when the birds are on fosters and strongbow.

lol...
one weekend... was out on the piss with a few of my mates... nearly got home... stoped at this park type thing... i said to my friend...
here wana try go round the northy like this?
hes like no no no no nearly being sick lol
where i was wanting to go is like a 6 mile walk we would have died... specialy at 2am

[Richy88]

loads of shit happens to me every week just unlucky

[Gazzza]

loads of shit happens to me every week just unlucky

well share some of your weekend exsperiances :P

every one has/might chip in with thier storys of bringing med home by mistake lol