Revenge on the Peds

[TU-Tuning]

This is for those whove been cut up by some little twat on a 50cc ped before.


Came out of my mates house, which is one a road about 200ft away from and 90 degress from the beach, so its leading to the beach. Obviously the weathers shite at the mo, winds at stupid speeds, raining etc.

Sat in my car, hear the tone of a ped, look in front and theres a little kiddy on his Aerox flooring it directly into the wind coming from the beach, engine screaming, head down, hoody fluttering behind him, doing no more than 5mph. Its was walking speed. Was the funniest thing ive seen all year. Every time i see one now ill think of that haha

[Dez]

This is for those whove been cut up by some little twat on a 50cc ped before.


Came out of my mates house, which is one a road about 200ft away from and 90 degress from the beach, so its leading to the beach. Obviously the wathers shite at the mo, winds at stupid speeds, raining etc.

Sat in my car, hear the tone of a ped, look in front and theres a little kiddy on his Aerox flooring it directly into the wind coming from the beach, engine screaming, head down, hoody fluttering behind him, doing no more than 5mph. Its was walking speed. Was the funniest thing ive seen all year. Every time i see one now ill think of that haha

Lmao. funniest thing i saw was when i was waiting outside my mates house and some little co*k on his moped came flying down past me (20mph) then came off the bike at a mini round about! that cracked me up

[Vinny_VSX]

Hahaha that is so funny ben. Wish I could have seen that, haha. Gotta love the Weston Peders

[Jazz]

Always a laugh to see the little ped boys having it large. The amount of 16 year old twits I get glueing themselves to my bumper around busy parts of town, makes me afraid to brake incase they get their handlebars between their legs... If I'm feeling really mean I just turn up the bass and let them enjoy a head throbbing.

[sexylittleass]

Most of the lads round here on them show off, i am waiting for the day i see them come off :y:

[AlexR]

Bunch of idiots 99% of them are.
Sit right up your arse in a 30 zone where they would definitely crash into you if you had to put the brakes on. Then they ride side by side making it much harder to pass them, and you can do their top speed in 1st gear in most cars. They all put stupidly loud exhausts on very slow bikes(although one could say that about saxos with gay loud exhausts if you look at "proper" cars) and tear down my road way too fast to be able to stop for someone coming the other way, my road is one car wide. I dunno why there isn't a proper bike test, and the age should be increased from 16, that's way too immature to be on the roads.

[frankie]

i loved my ped.

gearup sounded like a S/C

[CJonny]

haha the funniest thing I saw was when a kid tried to turn his ped around doing about 0.001 mph resulting in it falling over but bless him he wouldnt let go so he was lying on the floor still sitting on it :p

[Adum]

haha. i wish i'd seen that!

you should've taken a picture! or video. lol

[pjsaunders06]

I remember one at a traffic jam came round the cornor locked up her brakes then skidded out of control, finally stopped and just flew over sideways lol i laughed really loud whilst everyone are the jam were shocked lmao

[Jazz]

Bunch of idiots 99% of them are.
Sit right up your arse in a 30 zone where they would definitely crash into you if you had to put the brakes on. Then they ride side by side making it much harder to pass them, and you can do their top speed in 1st gear in most cars. They all put stupidly loud exhausts on very slow bikes(although one could say that about saxos with gay loud exhausts if you look at "proper" cars) and tear down my road way too fast to be able to stop for someone coming the other way, my road is one car wide. I dunno why there isn't a proper bike test, and the age should be increased from 16, that's way too immature to be on the roads.

Agree tbh, many 16 year old ped riders reckon they're heroes with their 50cc, and 38.5mph LOL... I've seen young lads fall off due to excessive 'speeding' and it sends shivers down my spine. They're still kids IMO, and need proper educating about road safety.

[Vinny_VSX]

Bunch of idiots 99% of them are.
Sit right up your arse in a 30 zone where they would definitely crash into you if you had to put the brakes on. Then they ride side by side making it much harder to pass them, and you can do their top speed in 1st gear in most cars. They all put stupidly loud exhausts on very slow bikes(although one could say that about saxos with gay loud exhausts if you look at "proper" cars) and tear down my road way too fast to be able to stop for someone coming the other way, my road is one car wide. I dunno why there isn't a proper bike test, and the age should be increased from 16, that's way too immature to be on the roads.

I am with you their Alex. 16 is a bit too immature to be on the roads. But saying that go to any McDonalds in the evening and you are bound to see some immature kids pulling burnouts in their cars.... Maybe 17 is too young to be on the road............

[frankie]

Agree tbh, many 16 year old ped riders reckon they're heroes with their 50cc, and 38.5mph LOL... I've seen young lads fall off due to excessive 'speeding' and it sends shivers down my spine. They're still kids IMO, and need proper educating about road safety.

29.5.

i was the only kid in our town who didnt fall off. make me a hero

[AlexR]

17 probably is a bit young to be driving a car too i guess. But then some people can be totally ready to drive a car at 16 and some never will be, same with bikes i guess. I can put my hands up to some pretty horrific driving when i was younger thank fuck i never crashed and injured someone else, or myself.

[Jazz]

29.5.

i was the only kid in our town who didnt fall off. make me a hero

Frankie the scooter-boi hero for not falling off.:clapping: 29.5? Might as well be riding a push-bike haha. Suppose its safer for when they do fall off...

[Vinny_VSX]

The vast majourity of young drivers on the road do drive erratically and I was no exception to that two years ago. Glad I have calmed down now though, unlike some people who never seem to learn. I am sure one day they will wake up and think to themselves, they need to grow up. So they will go out and buy a performance diesel :P

[Vinny_VSX]

29.5.

i was the only kid in our town who didnt fall off. make me a hero

You are already a figure head of the SW. Can't make you a hero as well can we?? :panic:

[frankie]

cheers jazz :P.

you lie vinny you was well racing me up the ski slope, neck and neck, went to maccy'ds and done fat wheel spins....lol

although i did overtake you going down the ski slope and kaned off like a bugger

[frankie]

You are already a figure head of the SW. Can't make you a hero as well can we?? :panic:

you can make me what ever you want;) .



just no gimpish

[Vinny_VSX]

cheers jazz :P.

you ltell it like it is vinny. You was well leaving you for dead whilst racing me up the ski slope, neck and neck when I put it in neutral waiting for you to catch up innit blud. Then we went to maccy'ds and done fat wheel spins and the chavetts loved it so much, that we took them all home and bonked them....lol

although i did overtake you going down the ski slope and kaned off like a bugger

What a good evening

[Jazz]

What a good evening

Sounds like a professional Friday-night routine fellas. :y:

[frankie]

Sounds like a professional Friday-night routine fellas. :y:

think it were a sunday tbh mate hahah

[Jazz]

think it were a sunday tbh mate hahah

lol fair play.

[baker556]

lol sounds like the way i use to drive my ped ! to be fair tho they wernt all slow !

[frankie]

get the 70kit int, 33% gear up, leo vinci zx, polini speed kit.

you knows the score ;)

[baker556]

forgetting air filter the blue neons lol and the cdi ignition tuning kit :P

[Jazz]

get the 70kit int, 33% gear up, leo vinci zx, polini speed kit.

you knows the score ;)

hahaha... polini speed kit- sounds like something you'd buy for those mini-motos, all for that illusive extra 1.5mph ;)

[Pat_Vts]

i had a ped... gilera runner 50cc was quite quick and it went 45mph flat...;) peds rock! you have the most fun on a ped though... tbh :)

[streakofpiss]

Haha used to love my scoot, had a Peugeot Speedfight! (French ftw :D )

Could go around 40mph tops on the flat and I payed £70 for a sports exhaust LOL.

[baker556]

Haha used to love my scoot, had a Peugeot Speedfight! (French ftw :D )

Could go around 40mph tops on the flat and I payed £70 for a sports exhaust LOL.

same here i used to have a speedfight wrc mine was quicker than that use to go 55mph tops cained most other 50s

[frankie]

my aerox and mates sr50.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5426/aeroxap2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

went to the beach 4 hour round trip.

ahhhhhhhhhhh memories of when i was a rite tit

[Gabbastard]

I saw a guy come off a scooter once, had a cheapo open face helmet which was a good idea. But didnt have any kind of leathers on, like you would if you were on a motorbike doing 30+mph. His arms and legs were a bit of a mess.

[frankie]

dont forget the boost bottle lads

[Pat_Vts]

and bending down to reduce wind force :P my lord i am embrassed to what i must have looked like on the ped at 16years old!

[frankie]

and bending down to reduce wind force :P my lord i am embrassed to what i must have looked like on the ped at 16years old!

we used to lean right back, tuck your legs back to lol

[Pat_Vts]

we used to lean right back, tuck your legs back to lol

my god! must have looked like right DICKHEADS! lol:homme:

[jonezy]

the same ped cut me up 4 times in one week, and over took me like a twat on a small bridge, he then drove into a national speed limit. i pulled over for a minute, let him get about 1/2 a mile away. i then took a run up as fast as i coud and passed him at considerable speed. should have seen him sway when i passed him. could call me immature but seemed like fitting vengence

[frankie]

my god! must have looked like right DICKHEADS! lol:homme:

yea but everyone thought they was ard as FCUK lol.

but at the end of the day, especialy winter ones, you couldnt feel your hands lol

[Gabbastard]

the same ped cut me up 4 times in one week, and over took me like a twat on a small bridge, he then drove into a national speed limit. i pulled over for a minute, let him get about 1/2 a mile away. i then took a run up as fast as i coud and passed him at considerable speed. should have seen him sway when i passed him. could call me immature but seemed like fitting vengence

LOL should have taken a run from an extra 1/4mile away, make sure youre doing a ton when you pass :)

[Pat_Vts]

yea but everyone thought they was ard as FCUK lol.

but at the end of the day, especialy winter ones, you couldnt feel your hands lol

i remember... awful tbh

[Jazz]

When I went to Turkey (having just passed my drivers test), my dad rented out some yamaha 650cc dirt-bike looking thingy, and I managed to blag a 90cc ped, a blue Yamaha. I didn't even have my photocard licence but the guy just wanted the money. when I'd told him I'd never even sat on a ped, he replied, "Ahh, just practice for 10 minutes, you'll be fine." And this is in a place where there are NO helmets. After a few minutes I had the hang of it (sort of), and off I went, no helmet, belting down the roads trying to race my dad (and getting owned repeatedly). Was sooo much fun. Wouldn't have one in this country given the weather and reputation etc, but over there with the sun blazing down, no helmet laws, riding topless with sunshades (and looking like a plank) I have to admit, I was loving it lol! almost fell off once or twice, but I had it for a week and went everywhere without once falling off! Managed to wind it up to almost 50mph too..:P

[Pat_Vts]

LOL should have taken a run from an extra 1/4mile away, make sure youre doing a ton when you pass :)

you saying the faster the betteR?;)

[Gabbastard]

aye :D

[Pat_Vts]

i actually agree with you regardless of sax-p's views on ''speed''

[Vinny_VSX]

went to the beach 4 hour round trip.

ahhhhhhhhhhh memories of when i was a rite tit

Ahahahaha, 2 hours to get to weston?

[grantlowery]

Good thread, My mate used to have a Ped, it was one of those wheels to work ones, He thought he was good pulling wheelies on it, I looked round after hearing a bang and he had landed straight on his arse and smashed the back of it to bits, they took it off him later that week lol

[VTR_Nick]

lol that must have been funny to see. I find it helova funny to see them going flat out at like 40mph lol

[gaz4399]

the funniest thing i saw was when i was following a ped which was following a convertible 306. we were coming up to a roundabout and the guy in the ped looked right and kept on driving and went straight into the back of the 306, the back wheel went over the car and his head was in the back seats of the convertible. the womans face who was driving the convertible was priceless. i was laughing soo much after seeing this that i had to pull over as i had soo many tears in my eyes form laughing it was unsafe to drive

[Danr]

The funniest thing i saw was when i was sitting in traffic and a moped flew into the back of me @ 30mph :(

[Matty_Mills]

Best thing i have EVER seen whilst driving is a kid on a pushbike overtake a moped.
Good stuff!

[KamRacing]

was overtaken on my bike by a ped yesterday.. he was so pleased (took him 5 miles to catch me) he rode into the back of the car in front.

yesterday outside work another pulled out in front of a taxi and turned into a red skid on the road. Didn't look good


I guess bad riders weed themselves out of the population

[MrHouston]

There's one in my drive atm, my brothers mates got one.

Should see him setting off so funny, looses his balance every time.

[Saxovts22]

i was on the way back to work bout 5 mins ago and a fella on a moped went passed me in traffic, got round the corner and due to the shite weather the road had flooded, poor fucker had come off his bike and was sitting in the pool of water in the road! obvioulsy his little wheels couldnt get through the water LMAO

[Ryan]

i like to jam on my brakes tbh when the little cunts sit up my arse. You can see the fear in their eyes when they suddenly see some big red brake lights come on.

Id like to kick all the little fuckers off the road. just a nusance more than anything.

[Pat_Vts]

some of the peds are suprisingly very quick though you have to admit...

[Ryan]

some of the peds are suprisingly very quick though you have to admit...

not really i can run faster than most.

[Pat_Vts]

not really i can run faster than most.

yeah but like some of them do look cool with bigger exhausts and 70cc engines n stuff quite fun to play with i suppose apart from that... which is the majority lol...

[Ryan]

yeah but like some of them do look cool with bigger exhausts and 70cc engines n stuff quite fun to play with i suppose apart from that... which is the majority lol...

looking cool?? its a fucking ped. you look like a twat riding one fullstop.

never come across anything fast, and my vtr isnt exactly the fastest thing on the road ill easily do over a ped.

[Pat_Vts]

looking cool?? its a fucking ped. you look like a twat riding one fullstop.

never come across anything fast, and my vtr isnt exactly the fastest thing on the road ill easily do over a ped.

dont be a old man, its fun riding a ped, you should try it sometime... and it isnt always about the speed...its the feel aswell!

[Ryan]

dont be a old man, its fun riding a ped, you should try it sometime... and it isnt always about the speed...its the feel aswell!

dont be an old man. no im just not some little kid who thinks that he is a legend for having something that is as cool as a shit in a paperbag.

Ive ridden peds before, felt like a cock riding one, the feel? what feel you cant lean it into a corner and have the power to pull it up again, if you get some proper angle on one you are going face into the asphalt.

Id rather cut my own balls off than willingly own a ped and be one of the idiots causing problems on the roads.

[asa106]

This reminds me of when i had my old 106 1.1, its rear washer had lost the ball in it so it sprayed out in a stream about 2-3 meters from the car. So one day driving back from college with a few mates in the car, a ped got right up my arse at some lights, so i turned the washer on and got i all over his ped and in his visor lol. So obviously a bit pissed off from this, he burned round me when he got the chance and turned around, and stuck his middle finger up. It was this point that he didnt see the car infront and got jammed between a car and one of those saftey islands in the road. Just went straight into the side of the car, but somehow managed to stay on and make a quick escape. Possibly one of the funniest moments of my life lol.