If this thread was a beer it would be carlsberg

[hellonpluto]

Basic overview of the thread...

Some guy had fraudulent activities happen on his Capital One card. Capital One told him as he looks after his card he MUST be at fault and pay the card. As the guy wont pay as he didn't spend the money its in the hand of a debt collection agency. The phone calls he has documented are hiliarous!

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653

[Mochachino]

lol love the burglers one cba to read all them pages!

[steve_335]

that is funny as

[betty02]

There quality

[b0t13]

fucking funny guy, i want someone to prank me now.

[Paul]

burgulars one is mint lol.

[Paul]

And another one, so far they are up to 7 today! Wonder if they are gonna try and beat yesterdays record?

Me: Hello
Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X
Me: (singing) He's, In the jungle
Debitas: Eh...?
Me: The mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Debitas: Hello?
Me: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Debitas: Is that Mr X?
Me: (silence)
Debitas: (after a couple of mins) Mr X?
Me: (loud as can be) a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Debitas: (hangs up)


Made me actually laugh out loud haha.

[Keefo]

LMFAO!!!! i cant stop laughing!!

each one is just pure gold!

[hellonpluto]

Made me actually laugh out loud haha.

That one is the funniest. I can imagine him whaleling the chorus out!!!!

[AdamW]

Odds on he made most of them up and bottled out on the first one......

[Curran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

a link from the thread. funny as.

[hellonpluto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

a link from the thread. funny as.

THats is mint!!!! I missed that one!

[DawsonWicked]

aahahhahahahahahhahhaaaaa

[Ibiza_Rik]

thread funny as fuck, that vid on youtube cracked me up aswell.

[Paul]

Anyone read all 25 pages like me?

They've stopped chasing up the dept as they cant be assed with him any more lol.

Since then hes sent a invoice to them asking them to pay him for the time they've wasted. Its come to £2450. (50 a hour then 8% interest until they pay it lol) They rang him last week to say they've sent a letter through to post in reply but hes not got it yet lol.

[hellonpluto]

Anyone read all 25 pages like me?

They've stopped chasing up the dept as they cant be assed with him any more lol.

Since then hes sent a invoice to them asking them to pay him for the time they've wasted. Its come to £2450. (50 a hour then 8% interest until they pay it lol) They rang him last week to say they've sent a letter through to post in reply but hes not got it yet lol.

I read it all...its good read except towards the end where its just full of mexican waves :afro:

Good skills to the guy...i hope he gets his invoice paid.

[VTR_Nick]

i'm on page 13 now and still loving it :y:

This guy is a legend :P

[Robin91]

Hahaha love it! :p

[Robin91]

Me: Hello
Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X
Me: (singing) He's, In the jungle
Debitas: Eh...?
Me: The mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Debitas: Hello?
Me: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Debitas: Is that Mr X?
Me: (silence)
Debitas: (after a couple of mins) Mr X?
Me: (loud as can be) a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Debitas: (hangs up)

hahaha i love that one, can just imagine it haha

[craig180]

My sides are absolutely splitting at this and I'm only on page 3

:clapping:

[Robin91]

Was anyone else really dissapointed when they gave up? It's good for the guy but I want more!! :p The one about the dead old lady is funny too.

[Saxo-Will]

Got to page 5 and gave up, some classics tho...

*waits for phone to ring...*

[-Jason-]

Got to 6 and got bored lol

Is very funny though

[maynard]

Basic overview of the thread...

Some guy had fraudulent activities happen on his Capital One card. Capital One told him as he looks after his card he MUST be at fault and pay the card. As the guy wont pay as he didn't spend the money its in the hand of a debt collection agency. The phone calls he has documented are hiliarous!

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653

ive just cried laughing at this site, the part with the replies to telemarketers is :y:

[Japman]

lol haha

[5AMBO]

sorry but dont u mean........ if carlsberg made threads then this would be the best thread in the world?

[kenny]

hahahaha thats brilliant.

repped for that dude it was quality.

ive literly got sore sides again from laughing so much.

[hellonpluto]

sorry but dont u mean........ if carlsberg made threads then this would be the best thread in the world?

Congratulations! You've won a prize! Have some rep to note the meaning behind the thread title!!! :afro:

[allyVTS]

Thats awsome

[josh1989]

sorry but dont u mean........ if carlsberg made threads then this would be the best thread in the world?

technically it should be: 'Carelsberg don't make forum threads, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world'

:)

[saxowebby]

bahahaha


They are getting brave now - only the one call from them so far today and this time he said he was a manager!! Fun!!

Me: Hello
Debitas: May I speak to Mr X?
Me: Who's calling?
Debitas: It's Debitas Legal Services
Me: You're speaking to Mr X
Debitas: I need to confirm your date of birth
Me: Hang on - can I take your name first
Debitas: It's Mr Mahmood
Me: Can you spell it for me
Debitas: It's Mr, them M A H M O O D
Me: Ok, and what is your job title?
Debitas: I'm a manager here
Me: Is manager your job title?
Debitas: Yes - now can I confirm your date of birth?
Me: Well, I've been through this with loads of you guys now, the simple answer is no
Debitas: (obviously annoyed) Listen Mr X, we have notes on our screen that tell me about all your calls...
Me: (interrupting) oh good - you can see it amounts to harassment then?
Debitas: We know your not Caesar or Jesus, we know this is Mr X
Me: Oh dear - you caught me!!
Debitas: (annoyed) now give me your date of birth
Me: Actually Mr Mahmood - there's something you should know
Debitas: What?
Me: Are you sitting down?
Debitas: (sigh) what?
Me: This is very important...
Debitas: What is it?
Me: Mr Mahmood.... (silence for about a minute)
Me: Mr Mahmood - (loud voice) I am your father!
Debitas: (sigh) Mr X?
Me: Yes - (choked up) son!!
Debitas: Mr X, you are not helping yourself
Me: I....
Debitas: (hangs up)