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gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 14:05
just sat here typing away n deres a pool of blood on my new cream stone island jacket!! ive never had a nose bleed and i never wear my stoney in the house lol, WHATS THE CHANCES!!:homme:

Oli_K
24th March 2008, 14:11
Mad shiz.

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 14:37
boredom!!

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 14:45
I used to get nosebleeds all the time for no reason..... then it got quarterised.

The last time i had a nose bleed was in magaluf.

I snorted parecetamol for a laugh and a free pint

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 14:54
ha ha ha i just got another one!! i never get em im quite worried actaully lol

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 14:55
just sneezed and some hench clot shot out lol! funny shit

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 14:55
its to do with the top of your nose.

do you have a cold or anything... caused by swelling

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 14:56
i just recovered from glandular fever lol

WHOEVER JUST LEFT ME BAD REP FOR THIS THREAD COME OVER AND SUCK MY **** fuckin theres so many cocks on this site

Dez
24th March 2008, 14:58
I got a nose bleed once when i fell down the stairs, that was rash.

Unlucky though going to be a pain to get blood out of the coat :n:

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 14:58
That could be a cause of it.

Go to your GP

Oli_K
24th March 2008, 15:01
Bad rep, although probs looks like it was me, it wasnt

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:02
Reps gone up now ;)

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:03
k never mind, i get bad rep for all my posts these days, might aswell not post anythin n be a boring f@*ker

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:03
woop woop cheers pal, blimey i think urs has too, cheers for ur help ;)

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:04
Mine hasnt - need more points lol haha

Robin91
24th March 2008, 15:05
That's what you get for buying Stone Island! Be more original next time! :panic:

jk, unlucky mate will it wash out? Was it a fake or real one? (Jacket)

TU-Tuning
24th March 2008, 15:05
Im gonna bad rep all of you tbh. Especially Jimo

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:07
That's what you get for buying Stone Island! Be more original next time! :panic:

jk, unlucky mate will it wash out? Was it a fake or real one? (Jacket)

use vinigar - or search google how to get it out

Im gonna bad rep all of you tbh. Especially Jimo

and ill ass rape you - worth it?

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:08
good for u ben, n for bad reping all of us i hope u get banned from this site

1. for bein a dick head
2. for misusing the reputation tool

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:08
yea mate its a mcoy problem is its dry clean only lol!

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:10
good for u ben, n for bad reping all of us i hope u get banned from this site

1. for bein a dick head
2. for misusing the reputation tool

He is messing - calm down

TU-Tuning
24th March 2008, 15:14
Ive felt your wrath before Jimo, you didnt even wake me up

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Little_finger.jpg/800px-Little_finger.jpg

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:15
Your a cunt.

Ill use my BIG BLACK dildo next time then

TU-Tuning
24th March 2008, 15:17
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/npastula/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:17
Really!

WHOOOOOOOOOO

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:18
ha ha ha funny shit!!!!!! love it ha haa

TU-Tuning
24th March 2008, 15:19
http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg


I love that guy

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:23
and i love you.

anyway back to nose bleeds please

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 15:34
lol proper funny stuff. didnt no he was messin n u 2 was pals, the nose bleed? dunno i agree ben it is a stupid thread but im bored n im allowed to post it so i did :D

can i just ask y u snorted paracetamol lol all about the sherbert mate lol! that stings like hell tho, its a great laugh

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 15:36
lol proper funny stuff. didnt no he was messin n u 2 was pals, the nose bleed? dunno i agree ben it is a stupid thread but im bored n im allowed to post it so i did :D

can i just ask y u snorted paracetamol lol all about the sherbert mate lol! that stings like hell tho, its a great laugh

Pals.... hrmmmmm :P

Snorted it for a free pint.

My mate ran up the street in a thong, was sober when he left...wankered a hour later from random people buying him drinks

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 16:02
ha ha ha well i dunno i think id rather spend 3quid on a pint than do that, but after a few drinks i do stupid things like that lol. become a bit of a prankster too, play dead on the leather seats in the pub, if u can switch off u can stay in one positon motionless for about 2 minutes without laughing

yd51vtr
24th March 2008, 16:12
yea mate its a mcoy problem is its dry clean only lol!

just soak it in cold water in the bath u'll see virtually all the blood come out within ten mins if not leve it overnight cause it will come out, warm water jus makes it worse, trust me i used make myself get nose bleeds in school so i could go home lol? :boxing:

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 16:19
dry clean tho dude, surely that means 'dry' clean no water??

yd51vtr
24th March 2008, 16:26
dry clean tho dude, surely that means 'dry' clean no water??

point taken, what happens if you get caught out in the rain with it on then?

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 16:31
i was just thinkin that lol! maybe i should be diving under the nearest parked car for cover lol

yd51vtr
24th March 2008, 16:35
i was just thinkin that lol! maybe i should be diving under the nearest parked car for cover lol

lol cause dirt and oil will go with the cream jacket really well ;)

kylie
24th March 2008, 16:36
never really have nose bleeds alot though for a while a year or 2 ago i got them quite frequently when i was goin out on the piss and stayin up for like 3 days. smoked alot in them 3 days and it made me quite poorly which is why i think i got the nose bleeds. apparantly quite dangerous if you suddenly get a headache then have a nose bleed!


p.s jimo i notice that in your profile it says next to car(s): kylie

have you named your car after me? how sweet!

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 16:53
No lol, my late best mate is called kyle.... so the female version is my car

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:00
lol if you say so!!

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 17:01
i do say so ;)

EDIT: Pic toooooo BIG

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:04
only kiddin mate. thats a nice thing to do!

only reason im called kylie is cus mum n dad was hopin i was gonna be a boy n wanted to call me kyle, obviously when i came out a girl it seemed fit to call me kylie!

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 17:06
only know one Kylie - and shes a fittie. My cousins bf's sister

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:14
well now you know 2! but not a fittie! lol

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 17:20
aint i privalidged :P

back to nose bleeds now

bark
24th March 2008, 17:24
Someone beat me to the cold water thing ... it's your best bet for blood like, works every single time as well!

As for the nose bleed what you doing to stop them? Pinching the bridge of your nose or sitting with your head back?

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:26
also had nose bleed when i got smacked on new years eve at donny dome. dint get smacked in the nose, had numerous blows to the head which eventually made my nose poor. wierd. got blood evry where but just came out when soaked outfit in warm water with lil bit of wash powder in the sink overnight. came out sparkilin.

also, i know alot of people tend to tilt their head back when they have a nose bleed. paramedic told me not supposed to do this, just squeeze the nostrils shut with your head up straight. this should stop bleeding pretty quickly.
lil bit of info there for anyone incase dint already know!

bark
24th March 2008, 17:32
also, i know alot of people tend to tilt their head back when they have a nose bleed. paramedic told me not supposed to do this, just squeeze the nostrils shut with your head up straight. this should stop bleeding pretty quickly.
lil bit of info there for anyone incase dint already know!

Beat me to this, Feel at the top of the soft part of your nostrils for the 'boney' part, and squeeze there are hard as you feel comfortable, whilst leaning forward with your head towards your knees.

Pinch for 10mins, see if it stops, repeat two more times, if no joy, get your ass to hospital!

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:40
very well explained man! you a doctor by any chance?

bark
24th March 2008, 17:45
Probably as far from as possible, i'm an accountant!

Just recently done a first-aid course with a youth project I also work with, so know stuff but for how long is the question :)

Got a funny feeling my post will get criticised by Vidal because I know he's lerking around ...

Matty_VTR
24th March 2008, 17:53
i get them all the time.. sometimes even everyday

kylie
24th March 2008, 17:56
i get them all the time.. sometimes even everyday

have you had yourself checked out by a doc or owt? sounds bad having them frequently!

Matty_VTR
24th March 2008, 18:03
no.. never really thought anything off it i think i really should.

stevenet15
24th March 2008, 18:14
i used to get them all the time when i was 16 so i went to the hospital and got quartersed where they put a sldering iron type thing up your nose and burn off the blood vesels on the surface

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 18:16
i used to get them all the time when i was 16 so i went to the hospital and got quartersed where they put a sldering iron type thing up your nose and burn off the blood vesels on the surface

feels like being upside down under water doesnt it.

bloody horrible

kylie
24th March 2008, 18:16
sounds nasty! did it do the trick?

JimoVTR
24th March 2008, 18:18
No!!!! Argh

stevenet15
24th March 2008, 18:22
sounds nasty! did it do the trick?

lasted about 2 months then i got them again, sorta grew out of getting them in the end

kylie
24th March 2008, 18:25
have woken up in the night before with what as felt like a really runny nose. switch light on n me nose is pooring wi blood. not very nice.

Jacko
24th March 2008, 18:40
pics of the jacket...

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 19:48
i would mate but i aint got a digi cam :P them pics of my car on my avatar are well old :P

Jacko
24th March 2008, 19:55
always an excuse when it comes to showing of a stone island jacket.

gozzy-vtr
24th March 2008, 20:37
oi mate its a mcoy lol! ermm dam u!! i wanna show pics now :(