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bexster82
15th April 2008, 17:06
After watching an American Chat Show today about stupid laws - i found these UK laws online - that apparently still stand today..............


It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

It could be regarded an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down

Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned

In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter.

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

All English males over the age of 14 are to carry out 2 hours of Longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

No boy under the age of 12 may see a naked shop mannequin.

No one is allowed to die in Parliament. Well except the Queen. Westminster is a royal palace and anyone dying in a royal palace is eligible for a state funeral. So to avoid a costly funeral, if anyone does die, his or her body is removed before the death certificate is issued.

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In Bristol lovers are not allowed to kick a dog out of bed as apparently a dog – but not a cat - has the right to be a voyeur.

London taxi drivers are supposed to ask passengers if they are suffering from smallpox or the plague, since carrying sufferers is illegal.

A law introduced in 1307 ensures that the head of any dead whale found on the British coast becomes the property of the king and the tail belongs to the queen - should she need the bones for her corset.

It is illegal to wear armour in the Houses of Parliament

It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.

And finally, possibly the silliest of them all: it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises ie. in a pub or bar. I think someone’s missing the point.

Mystic
15th April 2008, 17:09
Mostly fallacies im afraid

laura_g
15th April 2008, 17:09
lol ludicrous the ones iv heard is that you cannot steal a swan and it is illegal to run over a pheasant and pick it up, although the person behind you is allowed to to, this government is buggered tbh

JimoVTR
15th April 2008, 17:09
im gonna piss all over my wheels

JC-Furio
15th April 2008, 17:10
No boy under the age of 12 may see a naked shop mannequin.

I got further than that with a mannequin when i was 12 ;)

bark
15th April 2008, 17:11
LMAO!

Liking the pissing against the back wheel one!

Roy-VTS
15th April 2008, 17:11
pregnant women can piss in policemans helmets ;) theres a uselss fact for you all. Also saw on ripleys believe it or not that its illegal to take a bath with an orange in oklohoma pmsl

Danhunt
15th April 2008, 17:12
Few repeated points there

;)

It is also a legal requirement that taxi drivers carry a bail of hay in the boot.

ANDDDD

between the borders or england and wales it is known as a no mans land, therefore it is legal to kill a welsh man on that strip of land without prosecution.
however a welshman cant kill an english man in the same circumstances

bexster82
15th April 2008, 17:12
yeh the pissing on back wheel - someone must try this for a laff :)

bark
15th April 2008, 17:18
yeh the pissing on back wheel - someone must try this for a laff :)


Not me the police are shit hot up here! :n:

JimoVTR
15th April 2008, 17:19
Few repeated points there

;)

It is also a legal requirement that taxi drivers carry a bail of hay in the boot.

ANDDDD

between the borders or england and wales it is known as a no mans land, therefore it is legal to kill a welsh man on that strip of land without prosecution.
however a welshman cant kill an english man in the same circumstances

what you doin the weekend Gav?

bexster82
15th April 2008, 17:24
Not me the police are shit hot up here! :n:

dont blame you - they pretty hot here at times so i have heard :(

Mugello
15th April 2008, 17:38
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

really? it cant be legal?

goldenfurio
15th April 2008, 17:54
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

really? it cant be legal?

Yep its to do with horse and carts as if left unatended it would of been stolen or ran away so u had to keep a hold of it so that why the law is instate. :A::y:

Mugello
15th April 2008, 18:01
thats crazy....

mugello

kylie
15th April 2008, 18:17
may have to test a few of those.

bexster82
15th April 2008, 19:00
if someone does test these - let us now more - pml :)

Sophie123
15th April 2008, 20:42
i think the 1 about killing welsh people only counts if you are from shropsire?

ive also heard 1 about being able to shoot and kill a welsh person with a bow and arrow when there is a full moon and you are standing on top of the wrekin?

i dunno.

jacko18
15th April 2008, 20:53
Few repeated points there

;)

It is also a legal requirement that taxi drivers carry a bail of hay in the boot.

ANDDDD

between the borders or england and wales it is known as a no mans land, therefore it is legal to kill a welsh man on that strip of land without prosecution.
however a welshman cant kill an english man in the same circumstances

that is correct a englishman is aloud to kill a welshman ONLY by bow and arrow only on the bridge between engalnd and wales crossing the river severn on the 29th Feb.

JimoVTR
15th April 2008, 20:57
that is correct a englishman is aloud to kill a welshman ONLY by bow and arrow only on the bridge between engalnd and wales crossing the river severn on the 29th Feb.

and if a welsh man is in a tree in the forest of dean

Bodvts
16th April 2008, 09:14
i think the 1 about killing welsh people only counts if you are from shropsire?

ive also heard 1 about being able to shoot and kill a welsh person with a bow and arrow when there is a full moon and you are standing on top of the wrekin?

i dunno.


in York can kill a scotsman with a bow and arrow as long as its inside the city walls i've dared loads of people to try it but no one will lol

craig180
16th April 2008, 12:24
It is illegal to die inside the houses of parliament. How are they going to punish you for that then?

JimoVTR
16th April 2008, 12:53
It is illegal to die inside the houses of parliament. How are they going to punish you for that then?


well, you know the bloke of the ITV drama "pushing daisys".........






self explanitary really craig isnt it... fool

craig180
16th April 2008, 12:54
well, you know the bloke of the ITV drama "pushing daisys".........






self explanitary really craig isnt it... fool

*looks overhead as previous comment flies over*

What???

yorkie
16th April 2008, 13:40
you can kill a scotman between 12pm and 12am from the bar walls in york with a bow and arrow

the same is true for killing a walshman(japman) in the same way in chester

PugDan
16th April 2008, 13:46
you can kill a scotman between 12pm and 12am from the bar walls in york with a bow and arrow

the same is true for killing a walshman(japman) in the same way in chester
That is true. :)

karlosavfc
16th April 2008, 14:29
dont know where i heard it but apparently it's illegal in Devon to walk backwards
after midnight in the winter.

GreenSaxo
16th April 2008, 21:07
lol ludicrous the ones iv heard is that you cannot steal a swan and it is illegal to run over a pheasant and pick it up, although the person behind you is allowed to to, this government is buggered tbh

if u kill it and take it home.. its poaching.. if u find it dead, its not poaching.. thats the law behind that..

all swans in england and wales "belong" to the queen.

saxo1510
16th April 2008, 21:11
some of thos are top! im loving the one about a pub!

JimoVTR
16th April 2008, 21:23
*looks overhead as previous comment flies over*

What???

look at itv.co.uk "pushing daisies"

yorkie
18th April 2008, 12:07
anuv york law

you cannot open a fish shop on tuesdays

laura_g
18th April 2008, 12:18
if u kill it and take it home.. its poaching.. if u find it dead, its not poaching.. thats the law behind that..

all swans in england and wales "belong" to the queen.

ok thanks for that marky :p

kcsaxo
18th April 2008, 12:49
in some US state, it is illegal to have sex between two beds in a hotel room.

Row_Row
18th April 2008, 22:15
lol ludicrous the ones iv heard is that you cannot steal a swan and it is illegal to run over a pheasant and pick it up, although the person behind you is allowed to to, this government is buggered tbh

every swan in this country belongs to the queen.. and the pheasant thing sucks... but if no ones lookin.. grab it anyway it tastes lush lol


edit: green saxo beat me to it lol

daveg1
18th April 2008, 22:31
im gonna go get me a bow and arrow

martinvts
18th April 2008, 23:26
^lol^ :P