Disturbing

[JimoVTR]

Me and a mate went out today.
The a nature reserve, even though it was closed to the public. Just because we were bored.
It only about 6 miles away.
Anyway, us being us went on the restricted parts and found an awful sight.

A swan with no head. Had been cut cleanly off.
Ill get a picture, not a pretty sight.

They are protected. Worth reporting even though we weren't meant to be there?

[Jacko]

pics first and formost, you murdering bastard.

[Robb]

Swan killings are taken pretty seriously by the old bill. Serious.

[TU-Tuning]

Proabably eaten by a pike. Or a Pikey. Eg you

[Jacko]

yea Robb's correct.

Seriously serious.

[bullit]

i hope you bagged up jim

[Jules]

Defo report it. Whoever it was is a sick bastard!!! They scum bags never get caught!!!

[JimoVTR]

lol - i never done it.

will go back and get pics soon

[AntDoGG]

I wouldn't go back. If they catch you they will just pin it on you.

[Jacko]

speaking of headless poultry.

once as a young lad playing on my grandfathers farm, i was attacked by a rooster...my grandfather took a spade to said bird and its head came clean off.

whats even more disturbing, was the fact that it dodnt stop chasing me...it ran in circles for a good 30 seconds after losing his head.

[Jules]

lol - i never done it.

will go back and get pics soon

Please dont post pics of that - thread title has it in one - Disturbing!!!!
I hate cruelty to animals or people that can have a laugh at it.:n:

[kylie]

you will have to be careful if you do report it. if you werent meant to be there, they could end up pointing the finger at you.

swans are protected by the queen. royal

[bullit]

speaking of headless poultry.

once as a young lad playing on my grandfathers farm, i was attacked by a rooster...my grandfather took a spade to said bird and its head came clean off.

whats even more disturbing, was the fact that it dodnt stop chasing me...it ran in circles for a good 30 seconds after losing his head.

thats normal jacko. my uncles cock did the same

send a annonymus letter out of paper cutting to the police.

[Jacko]

jimo if i dont see a pic of you crying near this bird soon, we are over.

[bullit]

i would have got some photos holding it and such

[JimoVTR]

tbh - i did take a photo, but only realised it didnt save when i got home.

will get it tomoro when i pick up my boat.

[Robb]

the fact you saw this marvel and didnt take pics is disturbing.

[bullit]

the photo or the swan?

[JimoVTR]

read above...

[JimoVTR]

the photo or the swan?

the photo.... :panic:

[Mark51]

report it mate, they dont have any proof you where in the restricted part. phone call with 141 in it

[Sean]

tbh - i did take a photo, but only realised it didnt save when i got home.

will get it tomoro when i pick up my boat.

if you did take a photo don't bother posting on here.

[laura_g]

theres some darn nasty folk about

[vidal]

thats normal jacko. my uncles cock did the same

That has got to be saved for my quote bank.

V.

[bullit]

That has got to be saved for my quote bank.

V.

glad it ammused someone :homme:

[danzman1991]

Pics or it didn't happen.





















Dunno why, but I've always wanted to say that

[JimoVTR]

Pics or it didn't happen.

if you did take a photo don't bother posting on here.

And get an infraction or banned....

[Tim_W]

Report it even though you shouldnt have been there. That way they can do something about it.

Tim

[gozzy-vtr]

lol u sick head. funny shit- bet it was u, can imagin u running around off your nut chasing a swan with a blade lol

[JimoVTR]

no - im not that violent

[gozzy-vtr]

hmm, did u find its head?

[JimoVTR]

wasnt looking for it.
think ill ring RSPCA tomoro

[gozzy-vtr]

up to u. my mum saved the lives of hundereds of swans, she noticed one day on the train loads o dead swan in the distance. they were hitting a load of new power lines that were in there natural flight path. they have got things on the lines now to make them more visaible, RSPCA found 220 swan carcasus under the lines! no shit. now u rarely see any on the train

[silver_pocket_rocket]

pics plz!!

[JimoVTR]

pics plz!!

Thats just wrong asking mate.

and i think you'll find its please! ;)

[Sean]

pics plz!!

are you retarded?

[JimoVTR]

are you retarded?

what i thought.

just not as blunt as you lol

[Jacko]

haha, this guy sean is a hoot.

all be it a stern, hoot.

[craig180]

You sure it was a swan and not just a goose???

We all know how uneducated these Tewkesbury folkes are ;)

If it was a Swan it is legally the property of HM QE2. You need to report it now!

[JimoVTR]

it was a swan....

99%

it had black feet. how you tell the difference?

[VtsTom]

Sod pissing off the queen

[craig180]

Sod pissing of the queen

off, my good friend, off ;)

[VtsTom]

Tudar. Just for you ;)

[Jamie]

why would you want to see a swan with no head?

here you go..

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh47/JamieM_uk/swan_flying.jpg

[Jacko]

maybe it wasnt cruelty may have happened in ze wild with no human input?

[VtsTom]

That pic reminds me of being on grandads farm when i was little. A turkey was running around, my grandad took a swing at its neck with a sive and took its head clean off. Ran round the yard for about 20 seconds with no head spurting blood. It was for christmas though so its ok...

[Jacko]

That pic reminds me of being on grandads farm when i was little. A turkey was running around, my grandad took a swing at its neck with a sive and took its head clean off. Ran round the yard for about 20 seconds with no head spurting blood. It was for christmas though so its ok...

is this guy serious?

[Jamie]

as long as its for christmas eh lol

[gozzy-vtr]

funny stuff lol

[Ibiza_Rik]

speaking of headless poultry.

once as a young lad playing on my grandfathers farm, i was attacked by a rooster...my grandfather took a spade to said bird and its head came clean off.

whats even more disturbing, was the fact that it dodnt stop chasing me...it ran in circles for a good 30 seconds after losing his head.




That pic reminds me of being on grandads farm when i was little. A turkey was running around, my grandad took a swing at its neck with a sive and took its head clean off. Ran round the yard for about 20 seconds with no head spurting blood. It was for christmas though so its ok...

hmm....

there was one time, when i was 10. I was at my grandads farm and he took a turkeys head clean off with a boomerang. Funny thing was it was still running around for 40secs headless.

[Jazz]

hmm....

there was one time, when i was 10. I was at my grandads farm and he took a turkeys head clean off with a boomerang. Funny thing was it was still running around for 40secs headless.

lmao boomerang.
And I took a hen's head clean off with a slingshot while it was legging it. 41.7557 seconds it sprinted for. Even did a bit of tap-dancing before it fell over;)

[shooorn94]

I slipped and fell in the bath once and knocked the head of my c*ck right off, funny thing is I wasn't running anywhere....

Report it jimo swan detective

[Jacko]

bunch of creeps. not a mission he was being serious? howmany people can have the exact same childhood experiance?

[asa106]

OMG that pic has made my night!!! Hats off mate.