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craig180
23rd April 2008, 14:56
Fancy a change in career?

Minimum starting salary 4,280 euros a month, depending on qualifications

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7360736.stm

If I wasn't thick and unfit I'd apply!

Danr
23rd April 2008, 14:59
Sounds like a Job for Sayer, imagine that. Spamming from Space... although he'd have to get his haircut.

VtsTom
23rd April 2008, 15:01
I would puke so much

craig180
23rd April 2008, 15:01
I immediately thought of sayer when I read it!

Or viper (like the first monkeys in space :p)

ekfoxervts
23rd April 2008, 15:03
that would be a great job.

smiith
23rd April 2008, 15:05
rofl, we couldnt put viper in space! impossibility, there is a big sign on jumpiter apparently "No Beastiality" so hes screwed!

Viper
23rd April 2008, 15:09
abuse sent to both of you......

matt_vtr_15
23rd April 2008, 15:46
vidal ftw could just imagine him baffling nasa with his problem solving quotes!!

Colin
23rd April 2008, 16:35
What would you spend your money on? Moonrock, space food and plasma?

craig180
23rd April 2008, 16:38
What would you spend your money on? Moonrock, space food and plasma?

Presumably life insurance.

Astronaught: "Hello I'd like you to quote me happy"

Brian with an Indian accent: "Of course sir, what is your occupation"

Astronaught: "Astronaught"

Brian with Indian accent: "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry we do not insure that occupation, can I interest you in a few special offers we have on at the moment....."

Astronaught: *hang's up*

Colin
23rd April 2008, 16:40
Presumably life insurance.

Astronaught: "Hello I'd like you to quote me happy"

Brian with an Indian accent: "Of course sir, what is your occupation"

Astronaught: "Astronaught"

Brian with Indian accent: "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry we do not insure that occupation, can I interest you in a few special offers we have on at the moment....."

Astronaught: *hang's up*

:A: I lol'd!

d4r3n
23rd April 2008, 17:27
lol that would be a good payed job.. very boring though all the time spent in a box with switches lol

fast-boy
23rd April 2008, 18:12
as long as the other co-pilots r a tasty bit of crumpet show me the dotted line lol

xxxvickxxx
23rd April 2008, 18:34
that would be a good job to have, wouldnt mind doing it :p