Handshakes

[leeroybrown]

Do any of you guys give it large, Westwood style when it comes to handshakes? You know, all that gangsta style finger flicking and knuckle touching? Perhaps even a spin and scrotum clench?

Cant say I do, but have seen a few 'dudes' pumpin' up the massive secret shakes. Innit. I laugh, TBH.

[Nick_T]

Standard handshake for me, maybe a hug also...
See some people clicking, clapping ect and even some making phone motions with their hands :S
Someone shook my hand last night and it hurt like hell, broke my hand 2 weeks back...

p.s. rename title ;)

[Chris]

Only with one friend and have been doing it for about 14 years now... started off as just a piss take, then we just carried it on and on.... we look round first to make sure that no-one is watching LOL.....

Standard-->Thumb Hook-->Finger Clench-->Quick punch and that's it.

otherwise, NO, it's far tooooo gangster for me!! LOL

Chris :)

[Jacko]

you make some god awful threads leeroy.....

[leeroybrown]

Are you still here!!!!!!!

Honestly you really feck me off you do!

Big gangster that handsake aint it Chris?

[Danr]

I'm normal handshake unless it's a certain few people. Kind of like Chris.

I do have some pretty "G" friends though.

[Tupps]

And the winner of the worst thread creater 2008 goes toooooooooo

*drum roll*

LEEROYBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

*Cheer and clap everyone*

Edit - yes me and my home boi's whack our hand together and show our love to each other

[Danr]

yey....

[leeroybrown]

Gtf Tupps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cal]

I'll join in.

SHIT THREAD ROY!!!!!!!!!!!





Standard handshake tbh... some people try too hard to be cool. I iz not black yo

[Jacko]

tupps is a wise man.

[Ben_L]

one i dont understand is the local chavs walking around holding their bollox. does it make them...erm "Ard" lol

[leeroybrown]

Callum Roberts - Do I look like I care weather you think its a shit thread!

Firm Handsake for me.... First impressions count!

[Tupps]

Callum Roberts - Do I look like I care weather you think its a shit thread!

Firm Handsake for me.... First impressions count!

Never shook your hand in my whole life, and i've met you TOO many times

Met danny last night as i was buying his headunit, we then smooched before i drove off into the sunset - now THATS love

[Jacko]

i assume prople see your fat ginger baldin self before you shake there hand....by the time you shake there hand they already hate you....

[Cal]

Callum Roberts - Do I look like I care weather you think its a shit thread!Whether tbh?

You don't look like anything Lee. You're just a machine that makes shit threads on the internet.

[leeroybrown]

Run along and play with the traffic

Your right there !!! Especially don't like you!

[Cal]

I win...

[Clouds_mate]

One thing i do hate is....

When your out in town, are you see a guy who thinks they are pretty hard. You shake there hand and you know for a fact they are going to grip the hell outa it and squash it lol. Does my head in.

Me man, me alpha, meeeeee strong. fuck you

[Tupps]

Lee abuse is infact getting boring tbh :(

It's all about stealing crates of milk and MMS'ing them to your e-friend..... Isn't it Cal :)

[Tupps]

Yeah i know the type Leckie, They grit their teeth as their big steroid veins pop out of their tanned bald head as they attempt to crush your hand

[Danr]

One thing i do hate is....

When your out in town, are you see a guy who thinks they are pretty hard. You shake there hand and you know for a fact they are going to grip the hell outa it and squash it lol. Does my head in.

Me man, me alpha, meeeeee strong. fuck you

I get it the other way round. There is a guy i kind of know who is a fooking nutter. Everytime i see him we shake hands, never shaken such a limp handshake.

[Cal]

It's all about stealing crates of milk and MMS'ing them to your e-friend..... Isn't it Cal :)Most defo Tuppence. Im mentally 16 tbh

[Clouds_mate]

Yeah i know the type Leckie, They grit their teeth as their big steroid veins pop out of their tanned bald head as they attempt to crush your hand

Yeh thats them. Loads of them in wakefield.

[leeroybrown]

Abuse!!! Cos he is full of shit that's why

Its always the bouncers handshakes I dread 9 time out of 10 they crush your hand

[Ben_L]

Abuse!!! Cos he is full of shit that's why

Its always the bouncers handshakes I dread 9 time out of 10 they crush your hand

but what about when you shake some1's hand and they dont even grip... its like dammit did i squash his hand lol

[Tupps]

Most defo Tuppence. Im mentally 16 tbh

Infact - i think it'll be my new avatar in the coming weeks

Not just yet as i'm off to florida 3am on sunday morning, I'll make a goodbye thread tomorrow

[Chris]

Can we stop with the abuse within the threads please!!

Chris :)

[Cal]

Infact - i think it'll be my new avatar in the coming weeksBest idea Ive heard all week tbh

[Oli_K]

firm handshake.

i hug my friends tho.

[furiomike]

when i was in A&E with a broken finger, the doctor gave me what felt like the firmest handshake i could imagine on my broken bloody hand. i dunno if he forgot but i just grinned and bare it.

[Viper]

you dont half post some bollocks lee...

[bullit]

i just shake normally unless im shaking my cock

[steve_335]

Normal firm handshake, but living in essex, it's always handy to know the others as i know some people who are wannabe 'g's so they try it all the time.

[gozzy-vtr]

i dont skate exectutivly i have like thumbs first bit.. westside side lol

[matt_vtr_15]

i use lube when i handshake tbh