Eating Habits......

[Clouds_mate]

Anyone else got annoyed by this?

A guy who sits in my office close to me, has about 4 packets of crisps a day. Stairs into his monitor and fits as many as possible crisps into his mouth at once, then smashes his hand back into the packet for the next scoop. He nailes them in about 1min. Its very annoying.

Also hate it when people breath really heavey when eating.

Oh and when people 'mmm' and 'arrr' when eating. Just eat your food already stop having sex with it.

[Danr]

I have never had anyone do anything like that near me. Confront him about it Leckie... fuck him up.

[Kelly]

I'm more annoyed that people can't eat with their mouth closed cos it sounds horrible. I can understand if the person has teeth the size of a combine harvester and can't for the life of them close their mouth but otherwise it's just lazy and rude

[Clouds_mate]

I did comment on Weds about it, i was hungover and tierd so i put it down to that why it was annoying me. But its still doing it now. i said something about not putting enough in his mouth. He laughed, but it wasnt a joke :sad:

[Amiee]

I know one the lads I work with always always shines his apple before eating it , then insits you look to see if you can see your reflection. If you cant he will carry on shining it untill you say yes.

He does this at least once a day.

[eoey]

people that eat with there mouth open

you are not a horse you are in fact a human!!!

[Peejous]

I still make mashed potato volcano's with my gravy and mash....

[Tupps]

The only eating related thing that annoys me in this office is my fat f*cking mess of a receptionist who moans about not losing any weight at fat fighters

She then waddles off to the burger van and gets a triple bacon and sausage burger and about 3 bars of chocolate

Also brian insists on talking right in my ear when he has a whole f*cking lettuce in his mouth, spraying shite all over my trousers!

[Tupps]

I know one the lads I work with always always shines his apple before eating it , then insits you look to see if you can see your reflection. If you cant he will carry on shining it untill you say yes.

He does this at least once a day.

I'd seriously launch the apple out the window everytime he asked me to look at it

[leeroybrown]

There is a bloke on my team who i manage and honestly his keyboard is full of crumbs you could make a sandwich from it!!1

Its minging

[Peejous]

There is a bloke on my team who i manage and honestly his keyboard is full of crumbs you could make a sandwich from it!!1

Its minging

Keyboard food tray FTW :y:
http://ployer.com/archives/upload/2006/07/Keyboard%20Food%20Tray.jpg

[Tupps]

Thats the worst invention i've ever seen

[leeroybrown]

might recommend the fat git gets one

He breaths heavily when he eats
Never closes his mouth
Speak and spits with his mouth full

And leaves all his rubbish behind

Gets on my nerves

[Amiee]

I'd seriously launch the apple out the window everytime he asked me to look at it

He would probs snap me arm off .. lol

[Viper]

i eat sooooooooo slooooooowly!!

can get annoying if im with mates for a meal or something, and they all have to wait for me. lol

[Ruddy]

I hate it when your mum says what curry shall I save you balti or korma, then saves you korma..............

Im probably the annoying guy your all talking about anyway cos I dont stop eating.......Ever........ Ever Ever.

[Saxo-Will]

i eat sooooooooo slooooooowly!!

can get annoying if im with mates for a meal or something, and they all have to wait for me. lol

my mums the same.. like with a sandwich, she'll go to bite into it and keep her mouth there for about 20 seconds just bit into it..

and then finally pull away and chew... very annoying

[Tony]

Oh and when people 'mmm' and 'arrr' when eating. Just eat your food already stop having sex with it.

I dont know, dont knock it until you've slipped a pint glass of mince and egg yoke one.

:drink:

I dont know why i put that. You obviously wouldn't drink it. Well not until after.

[Oli_K]

Anyone else got annoyed by this?

A guy who sits in my office close to me, has about 4 packets of crisps a day. Stairs into his monitor and fits as many as possible crisps into his mouth at once, then smashes his hand back into the packet for the next scoop. He nailes them in about 1min. Its very annoying.

Also hate it when people breath really heavey when eating.

Oh and when people 'mmm' and 'arrr' when eating. Just eat your food already stop having sex with it.


Lmao mate, i cant even sit around noisy eaters hate the sound.

Hate people that havent heard of the 'knife and fork'.

[Mystic]

Hah, i was just scoffing a big chunk of fresh crusty bread covered in tomatoes and the all important pepper, chomping away with my mouth open taking deep breaths where i could n "mmm"ing and "arr"ing in agreement with what was being said.

I think im a hippo's crit :sad:

It does annoy me

[Clouds_mate]

morning snack time. noisey cunt.

[tobomoto]

wait until he stuffs a load in his mouth then slap him on the back of the head. dont forget the pics!!

[David]

I'm really paranoid now thinking that I'm loud when I eat :(

[AdamW]

I always talk with my mouthful hahahaha......

[VtsTom]

I hate bad table manners. I actually get quite rude when people are being gross. Like using their fork as a shovel, hold it full palm and launching it in like a 5 year old, do you not know how to hold a fucking fork?