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AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:24
dont you hate the little tw@s at rush hour on there way to school
they think its funny to run between the cars to cross the road even though theres a crossing
one did it to me earlier and i had to swerv to avoid him and smacked into the curb doing about 30
fucked both my alloys and gotta try ans see if ive broke anything else

proper pissed off

hellonpluto
29th April 2008, 09:29
Why didn't you run them over? As long as you're doing 30 you can say they ran out in front of you and nothing you can do! Hopefully you'll kill one, one day which will teach them a lesson.

I normally aim for people who fcuk about on the roads. Had some mid 20s lads messing about on the A6 through a town near where i live. They thought it would be funny to fanny about until I aimed for them and only just missed them!! :oD they soon ran on to the pavement. The look on their faces was a picture!! They were really scared and I had a big grin on my face gunning for them.

Jules
29th April 2008, 09:32
This happend to my mum too! A 6 year old ran out infron of my mum luckily she was only doind about 25mph cos there was another car comming so she couldn't swerve, ended hitting the little bugar. When his Mum got there she told the police that he had been run over twice before!!!

AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:32
i just didnt really think and swerved

and then they all legged it off
qute annoyed as i only got my wheels on sunday too

matt_vtr_15
29th April 2008, 09:35
kids are like rabbits tbh!!

just steam at em! they make it easy for ya... bullbars ftw

Nathan
29th April 2008, 09:36
I normally aim for people who fcuk about on the roads.

Me too, a load of chavs were in the road attempting to slow cars (keeping in mind this was at the start of a 50mph zone! i slowed down, far enough back, and put the pedal to the plastic (in my case :P)

It does my head in, and of course if you hit one,

Kids Parents: Its your fault theyre only innocent children playing and he happend to be standing in the road!!

My reply: You dont pay tax, dont go on the road it unless its a crossing otherwise its going to hurt :y:

AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:41
yea the piss take here is that literaly 50 yards away theres a crossing
now ive gotta fork out at least about 300 quid

bastards

Nathan
29th April 2008, 09:44
yea the piss take here is that literaly 50 yards away theres a crossing
now ive gotta fork out at least about 300 quid

bastards

if you see the kid again, grab him and demand he takes you to his parents as tbh, if theyre playing in the road sooner or later somebody not as kind as you will just mow them over, plus you might get some money out of his parents and get the kid a bollocking for being an idiot on the road.

Jules
29th April 2008, 09:45
Last time there was loads of chavs on the road playing chicken with cars Scott slowed down to 25mph and they weren't moving so he steered in and clipped one of them on the arm with his wing mirror (Freelander's stick out a fair bit lol). It would have hurt like fu@k as he only had a t-shirt on!!!!

AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:46
if you see the kid again, grab him and demand he takes you to his parents as tbh, if theyre playing in the road sooner or later somebody not as kind as you will just mow them over, plus you might get some money out of his parents and get the kid a bollocking for being an idiot on the road.

didnt really see what he looked like tbh

just a piss take id love to know were he lived id be down there allready

Nathan
29th April 2008, 09:49
didnt really see what he looked like tbh

just a piss take id love to know were he lived id be down there allready

I Guess you live and learn lad, just hit them next time.

Remember if you hit them at 30 theres an 80% chance they'll live and a 100% chance they wont do it again in a hurry ;)

AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:52
haha true yea
i will next time and ill then get out and add to his injuries

Jules
29th April 2008, 09:52
didnt really see what he looked like tbh

just a piss take id love to know were he lived id be down there allready

You should have stopped.
A woman made me kerb one of my alloys last week. She never gave way and tried to squeeze through a tiny gap, not wanting her to write my car off i swerved. I hit my front alloy off a huge kerb and she still hit my wing mirror!!!
She tried to drive off, but i reversed after her in hot persuit lol.
She eventually stopped but wouldnt give me her details, even tho i have a damaged mirror cap and alloy.
The police have her reg just waiting to here back.

bushy
29th April 2008, 09:55
ive had this befor, two kids messing about in radford and i was on my way home and this little girl just ran out into the road had to slam my brakes on (in my punto) missed her my inches. my heart was pounding lol,

AlexB
29th April 2008, 09:56
i did stop but all the kids had gone by the time i was out the car (ive got harnesses so its not as simple as just jumping out)
and all the other cars were going the other way so no 1 saw it really
i was just sat in the middle of the road looking at my alloys

endlesstimes
29th April 2008, 10:34
You should have stopped.
A woman made me kerb one of my alloys last week. She never gave way and tried to squeeze through a tiny gap, not wanting her to write my car off i swerved. I hit my front alloy off a huge kerb and she still hit my wing mirror!!!
She tried to drive off, but i reversed after her in hot persuit lol.
She eventually stopped but wouldnt give me her details, even tho i have a damaged mirror cap and alloy.
The police have her reg just waiting to here back.

Grrr that really pisses me off when people do that! Its very annoying theres alot of female drivers that have huge 4x4s porsches, bmw x5s, lexus's etc and its not only females but its mainly females that you see driving these vehicles round where i live and you will be plodding along down a narrow contry lane and they will happily drive in the centre of the road with their nose in the air not even moving over slightly even though they are in a huge 4x4 they are not prepared to move over it really to put it bluntly fucks me off. i usually hoot like fuk and and go mental lol as narrowly miss the verge at the side of the road! lol

shooorn94
29th April 2008, 10:45
endlesstimes, same happened to my mum a few years back. My mum had her nova going through a country lane slowed down for this woman in a landrover that looked very stupidly clean and forced my mum towards a bush. Mum got out and screamed at her for being an ignorant plank.

No damage though!

1.2 nova: 1
2.5 discovery: 0

sharpie
29th April 2008, 11:03
dont you hate the little tw@s at rush hour on there way to school
they think its funny to run between the cars to cross the road even though theres a crossing
one did it to me earlier and i had to swerv to avoid him and smacked into the curb doing about 30
fucked both my alloys and gotta try ans see if ive broke anything else

proper pissed off

should have just braked instead tbh.

weetz
29th April 2008, 11:09
Kids these days need the learn the green cross code.

Andi9386
29th April 2008, 12:23
My mate Billy and his family know how to scare kids who think their brave and stand in the midlle of the road.

Just drive towards them in a Fully Laden 8wheel lorry with the Waltzer load coupled to the back of it, watch the kids run then.
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk147/Andi9386/2008_0312andi0123.jpg

AlexR
29th April 2008, 12:38
They should make it illegal to j-walk like in america, would stop so many fucktards walking into the road paying no attention.

Zach
29th April 2008, 15:10
Hm, when i was a young'un at school, i always used to frown upon pissing about in roads. No one else seemed to care. Most realise what idiots they were once they begin to drive!

Pat_Vts
29th April 2008, 15:13
when i was young i pissed about on roads to be honest... and now doh!... but feel for u mate at least they werent ur leggas...

AlexB
29th April 2008, 16:36
yea id be well annoyed if id have destroyed those
but it looks like ive got a rear beam to replace so its still going to cost me a fair whack to fix

Kelly
29th April 2008, 17:06
The kids down my street are always riding their bikes out of the back lane and in to the street and they never stop to look if a car is coming. There has been many an occasion where I've had to slam my brakes on and they just freeze and the look of fear on their faces is worth it lol
One rode out on to the road and rolled over the bonnet of some womans car just from not looking. Just goes to show how careless some parents are in teaching their kids road safety etc

citroen_saxo_vtr
29th April 2008, 17:16
DRIVE AT THEM! whack it down a gear n floor it so it makes aload of noise, they will shift. i did it in tesco one when loads of boys were messin about wit the trolleys n wudnt shift, i stopped n gave them the evils n let the clutch up with some revs!:d 3 jumped out the wat n the other 2 ended up layin on the floor lol 1 hit the mirror n the other clipped the wing then at that point i razzed out. they should know better than to play in a road with people like us coz sure as hell they wud run us down these days!

sharpie
29th April 2008, 17:18
all this 'drive at kids to make them scared and learn their lesson' is nonsense.

imagine the guilt you would feel if you ran into a child.

Kelly
29th April 2008, 17:24
all this 'drive at kids to make them scared and learn their lesson' is nonsense.

imagine the guilt you would feel if you ran into a child.
I understand your point of view but how guilty do you think their parents feel when they have been mowed down and are blaming the innocent driver that was completely in the right? they don't feel guilty for not teaching their kid road safety do they...

citroen_saxo_vtr
29th April 2008, 17:26
id only feel guilty if i seriously hurt them but a clip in the arm with the mirror isnt anything, mind you my mate ran across a road and ran into a mirror lol now that was funny but the poor woman was in tears coz he made out it broke his arm lmao.

AlexB
29th April 2008, 17:35
see i would of ended up fully mowing the kid if i hadnt swerved
prolly would have caused some proper injuries if i hit had at 25+ mph

that id probably feel a bit crap about
but then again my cars undriveable atm due to him

Andi9386
29th April 2008, 17:51
see i would of ended up fully mowing the kid if i hadnt swerved
prolly would have caused some proper injuries if i hit had at 25+ mph

that id probably feel a bit crap about
but then again my cars undriveable atm due to him

As I said, we just point the 8wheeler at them, rev the engine then go straight towards them.

We've had to do an Emergency stop before when a kid ran staright out in fornt of us, not fun in a fully laden Lorry with a Waltzer load on the back of the lorry and the walzer centre coupled to the back.

Took us 5minutes to get the air pressure back up to release the brakes.

AlexB
29th April 2008, 17:57
in a moment like that though you jut kinda react

dont have time to think hmm ill teach this kid a lesson and put my foot down to scare him
tbh i prolly would have killed him if i did that as he was pretty central to the car

josh1989
29th April 2008, 18:00
i try to hide from the school kids in my car they pick on me for driving a picanto :(

ShaneVtr
29th April 2008, 18:30
Took us 5minutes to get the air pressure back up to release the brakes.


You know if the tanks are empty, the actuators come on so the truck 'should' come to a stop till you get pressure back?

I was driving a recovery vehicle cross county, quite heavy use of the brakes but still safe. Got back onto this road back into camp and the brakes went on the way down the hill going towards a checkpoint for a building site with a bloke stood in the middle of the road telling us to stop. I couldnt slow it with the gears nor exhaust retarder (no pressure) and it weighs 26ton. i tell you, bricks were definatly shat then, one of the scaryest things ever as i couldnt do sod all.

Sammy-Boy
29th April 2008, 19:26
I must agree at school lads in the same year as me thought it was funny to run past cars, but know that im driving ive now realised its dangerous and VERY annoying to the driver!! On the same lines as kids, Ive got a play park near my house and some girls (probably bout 10) decided to throw stones at my car!! I was lke wtf I didnt see them but my brother did. If id seen them I would have gone mad! They have no respect imo.