View Full Version : Twats in Saxos!
Matty_Mills
30th April 2008, 12:36
Has to be said... its the groups of chavs who go driving around that give saxos a bad name!
Walkingt to the local shop on my lunchbreak and some cunt in his saxo full of burberry clad heros decides to shout at every passing pedestrian. Was good when he kerbed his wheels though i suppose.
still...
wat a prick.
Any one else seen anything like this with a saxo?!
frankie
30th April 2008, 12:39
thread no 9million on this subject.
matt_vtr_15
30th April 2008, 12:59
yeah i had it last night mate some hero in a 1.1 saxo wheelspinning in a puddle the power to do that must be immense... needless to say he was spraying water and shit all over my saxo so i gave him the big V....
he then tried to race me at the next set of lights and i just drove normally.. his mate then started waving out of the back window until thye got to the next set of traffic lights and it carried on... muppets tbh he had the fastest car in the world i think well until we got to the bypass and then i somehow lost him :y:
kylie
30th April 2008, 13:02
i see loads of these sorta people driving around. especially in saxo's. i no its each to their own but it does annoy you when another saxo full of idiots (with like 4 young lads sat in the back) tries to race ya and thrashes the fuck out of their car thinking your gonna play with em just cus you drive a saxo too. but i spose it goes for different cars too. you always get a few idiots who have to ruin it for ya.
this is prob why saxo drivers are all tarred with the same brush
Grand_Champ
30th April 2008, 13:04
Plain and simply to many c*nts drive em. Every time I tell someone I own a saxo ther like, chav, boy racer, etc. Fucking well annoyin :wall:
Robb
30th April 2008, 13:04
to be fair though, shouting at pedestrians is proper funny....
citroen_saxo_vtr
30th April 2008, 13:06
matt_vtr ur the man lol i love doin that to the goons they hate it and bib the horn and rage as you burn past them lol!
Matty_Mills
30th April 2008, 13:09
haha i suppose it can be funny but you have to bear in mind they were shouting at an old woman (and i mean OOOOOLD).
Same car does it all the time around here.
i know i only drive a 1.1 but i like to think i dont look as much of a twat as them haha
gozzy-vtr
30th April 2008, 13:48
I Used to be the only green saxo around my area, there is now some cock jockey in a 1.1 with a sporetex back box about and someone in a saxo SX with a vtr kit on it so it looks like mine, the dude in the 1.1 always drives like a nob even tho he has a lawn mower engine in his car and ive never seen him without 4 chavs wearing hats and drum and bass blaring out. the other girl in the SX cant drive to save her life and is not only giving saxos a bad name,. but my reputation is gettin forked cos ppl think is me that cant drive!!!! when i can!!! lucky my car is off the road right now, when it adventually goes back on the road it will look different from the rest ;)
wallsy
30th April 2008, 14:01
I Used to be the only green saxo around my area, there is now some cock jockey in a 1.1 with a sporetex back box about and someone in a saxo SX with a vtr kit on it so it looks like mine, the dude in the 1.1 always drives like a nob even tho he has a lawn mower engine in his car and ive never seen him without 4 chavs wearing hats and drum and bass blaring out. the other girl in the SX cant drive to save her life and is not only giving saxos a bad name,. but my reputation is gettin forked cos ppl think is me that cant drive!!!! when i can!!! lucky my car is off the road right now, when it adventually goes back on the road it will look different from the rest ;)
I know how you feel. Theres a guy around my area who has a vtr which looks pretty similar to mine. He always drives like a twat, and a little while ago i had someone come round my house accusing me of driving really bad, when it was this other guy. Luckily my car was on axels stands so proved it wernt me. Does get annoying though.
Barry123
30th April 2008, 14:21
tbh 90% of saxo drivers can't drive.
along with 90% of bmw drivers and 100% of taxi drivers.
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 14:41
tbh 90% of saxo drivers can't drive.
along with 90% of bmw drivers and 100% of taxi drivers.
i cant drive:( you can though i presume dr sayer?... meaning that you are in the special 10% bracket...
we should have best sax-p driver competition tbh
gozzy-vtr
30th April 2008, 14:44
tbh 90% of saxo drivers can't drive.
along with 90% of bmw drivers and 100% of taxi drivers.
are u saying that saxo drivers are as bad a BMW drivers?? SLAP SLAP
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 14:44
some of us yes yep matey
frankie
30th April 2008, 14:45
i agree with robb, theres nothing like shouting something random at folks.
or when your stopped at traffic lights and you off people crossing a cookie lol
olly_vts
30th April 2008, 14:53
The chavs and gypsys love their 1.1 saxos, old corsas, and fiestas
Yates
30th April 2008, 15:06
just shouting out windows?! thats pathetic, what you want to do is go pimping a diesel saxo around near fcs and shout abuse at people using a megaphone, works a treat.
Yates
30th April 2008, 15:07
when your stopped at traffic lights and you off people crossing a cookie lol
i have no idea what the fuck you are on about, that makes no sense, explain it a little better please...
i personally like to pull up to crossings and slam on at the last minute, the person crossing things are they going to stop or not, its great to fuck with there mind
gozzy-vtr
30th April 2008, 15:07
i prefer the drive-by water pistol trick tbh.
Steady_Eddy
30th April 2008, 15:23
lol its all about air horns :y:
only do it to chavs tho!
saxo_asa
30th April 2008, 15:27
i like the boyracer image of the saxo tbh and I reckon everyone has mad moments when driving
danzman1991
30th April 2008, 15:29
To all the people in this thread who have taken the piss out of people with 1.1 Saxo's.
:boxing:
;)
Barry123
30th April 2008, 15:35
just shouting out windows?! thats pathetic, what you want to do is go pimping a diesel saxo around near fcs and shout abuse at people using a megaphone, works a treat.
Good times :cool:
i cant drive:( you can though i presume dr sayer?... meaning that you are in the special 10% bracket...
we should have best sax-p driver competition tbh
yep special 10% bracket and a competition would be pointless as I'd win hands down.
saxochild
30th April 2008, 15:49
every one hu owns a saxo no mater what model is too easilt tempted into racing and rags their car about, fact!!!
Matty_Mills
30th April 2008, 15:49
i like sitting at a zebra crossing and revving the fuck out the engine asif your speeding off just as someone is infront of your car...
happy times
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 15:50
i like the boyracer image of the saxo tbh and I reckon everyone has mad moments when driving
describe yours:P
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 15:51
i admit once i scared a japanese woman shitless...
zebra crossing i let her cross... and my newly uber loud exhaust... i decided to rev it to the redline as she was crossing, she heard and sprinted across... happy days!:P
Matty_Mills
30th April 2008, 15:54
my old 205 sounded like hell on thunder... that scared people :D
Barry123
30th April 2008, 16:11
every one hu owns a saxo no mater what model is too easilt tempted into racing and rags their car about, fact!!!
eeeeerrrrrrrrr bollocks.
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 16:15
exclude disel saxos
Agent-VIP
30th April 2008, 16:17
Was driving down 'the green' yesterday.. which is maybe... 1/4 straight road, which is a 60.. and you can see clear down it.
I comes to putting my foot down as soon as i got into the 60, and this dickhead in a 1.1 was overtaking these cars coming towards me.. Now.. it's bad enough trying to over take someone on that road anyway, but when..
- the cars you're overtaking are doing 60..
- I am coming the other way
- You're in a 1.1..
So.. i just had to slow right down.. and eventually slam the brakes on so he could get passed them to drive through a 30mph village :\
And if you're reading, you're an asshole.
Nij
30th April 2008, 16:20
matt_vtr ur the man lol i love doin that to the goons they hate it and bib the horn and rage as you burn past them lol!
hiot the nail on the head, had a twat in a corsa try it on with me on monday, by the time i got to 3rd gear i was like 'where is he?'
olly_vts
30th April 2008, 17:53
or if you don't have an airhorn at your convenience, then use the carhorn, the gypos love it.
Danhunt
30th April 2008, 17:59
"MAN ON A BIKE!" has to be the best. Try shouting it at a cyclist as they ride past. Shit a brick
matt_vtr_15
30th April 2008, 18:51
hiot the nail on the head, had a twat in a corsa try it on with me on monday, by the time i got to 3rd gear i was like 'where is he?'
plenty of lads do that round where i live it gets annoying as hell...
once a chav in a corsa b with more rust than anything was revving at the traffic lights and had 1 other lad and 2 hood rats in the car i just pulled off steady and his car sounded like a tractor stopped at the next set of lights and his mate but his window down and said something along the lines of...
;you iz shit in that car man enit wez got a carfull like and we battered you enit saffffeeeeeeeeeee,
made my day tbh i sat and laughed in my car as he started to rev his car whilst the girls in the back where also loving it... there are all fucktards tbh so i put my foot down upto the speed limit and put the brakes on too prove a point and then bout 10 seconds later he drove past with the other lad half out the window screaming like he had won the f1...
chavs never lose there cars beat anythinng!!!
djmartin
30th April 2008, 18:55
had this before one of my mates got in my car as a passenger and he put the window down and starting wolf whilsting to lasses and stuff like that i put the window up and just said to him look do that shit in your own car let them call you a prick dont do it in my car as they wont call you the prick they will call me it since its my car they will remember seein!
he has never done it since lol.
Pat_Vts
30th April 2008, 18:58
iv opend my window and threw loads of water bombs... does that count?...
matt_vtr_15
30th April 2008, 19:33
had this before one of my mates got in my car as a passenger and he put the window down and starting wolf whilsting to lasses and stuff like that i put the window up and just said to him look do that shit in your own car let them call you a prick dont do it in my car as they wont call you the prick they will call me it since its my car they will remember seein!
he has never done it since lol.
true story!!!!!!
Spanky
30th April 2008, 19:36
looky likey Ak47 Paint Ball Gun out the window FTW!!!!!!!
djmartin
30th April 2008, 19:47
true story!!!!!!
it actually is was only last saturday night lol.
outside st stephens in Hull.
lasses was fit il have to admit but there aint no need to start wolf whistling out of a bloody car window it does not prove a dam thing really! especially when im 24 my mates 20 lol.
JimoVTR
30th April 2008, 19:48
you said it was funny when i did that matt
Oli_K
30th April 2008, 21:15
Only tonight a lad in a vtr drove past us, stopped reversed next to us, and then wheel spinned off. Your hard mate.
JimoVTR
30th April 2008, 21:26
And if you're reading, you're an asshole.
WHAT?!?!
JC-Furio
30th April 2008, 21:54
every one hu owns a saxo no mater what model is too easilt tempted into racing and rags their car about, fact!!!
Name is saxochild, driving a clio.
GTFO :y:
tompeet
30th April 2008, 22:25
last night i was comming out of tesco and as i was getting in my car when anther saxo was doing laps ov the car park. when he saw me getting in my car he sped off and waited for me at the exit. so as we both came to the lights side by side he is clearly wanting to drag race. i was temped to but i didnt want to be another satistic on a list of dead teenagers that were street racing. so as the lights turned green he went to race and i just tured right, was pissing myself lol
had this before one of my mates got in my car as a passenger and he put the window down and starting wolf whilsting to lasses and stuff like that i put the window up and just said to him look do that shit in your own car let them call you a prick dont do it in my car as they wont call you the prick they will call me it since its my car they will remember seein!
he has never done it since lol.
One of the lads at work used to do shit like that in my van - he got left about 15 miles from the warehouse because he wouldnt stop doing it - he has never got in a vehicle with me since.
VTR_SCANTY
1st May 2008, 08:53
i only yell at chavs outta my car cos they are such tossers and think they are all it lol
I'm a Chav
No offence intented.. Purely for comical value
Appologies.
saxo_asa
1st May 2008, 11:17
describe yours:P
Was takin a quiet drive hom the girlfriends down a single lane carraigeway when 4 cars overtook me on the wrong side of the road. I thought sod this and chased them, overtaking them all one by one whilst driving like a twat :D
RS_Matt
1st May 2008, 11:37
Has to be said... its the groups of chavs who go driving around that give saxos a bad name!
Walkingt to the local shop on my lunchbreak and some cunt in his saxo full of burberry clad heros decides to shout at every passing pedestrian. Was good when he kerbed his wheels though i suppose.
still...
wat a prick.
Any one else seen anything like this with a saxo?!
Think it's the reason I'm probably going to choose an Evo V over a Saxo VTS turbo. VT's are becoming cheap enough now for young chavs to afford insurance on with the money left over.
It's a shame, when I first bought my VTR they were still a bit girlie ("Nicole" ...hmm Rennie.") and not many were modified by young lads.
endlesstimes
1st May 2008, 11:49
plenty of lads do that round where i live it gets annoying as hell...
once a chav in a corsa b with more rust than anything was revving at the traffic lights and had 1 other lad and 2 hood rats in the car i just pulled off steady and his car sounded like a tractor stopped at the next set of lights and his mate but his window down and said something along the lines of...
;you iz shit in that car man enit wez got a carfull like and we battered you enit saffffeeeeeeeeeee,
made my day tbh i sat and laughed in my car as he started to rev his car whilst the girls in the back where also loving it... there are all fucktards tbh so i put my foot down upto the speed limit and put the brakes on too prove a point and then bout 10 seconds later he drove past with the other lad half out the window screaming like he had won the f1...
chavs never lose there cars beat anythinng!!!
";you iz shit in that car man enit wez got a carfull like and we battered you enit saffffeeeeeeeeeee, "
^^^^
That is so cringe worthy. It really does make you wonder how these girls find them attractive etc but then again the girls that you often see "cruzin" with them are generally of the age of about 14..
matt_vtr_15
1st May 2008, 12:13
";you iz shit in that car man enit wez got a carfull like and we battered you enit saffffeeeeeeeeeee, "
^^^^
That is so cringe worthy. It really does make you wonder how these girls find them attractive etc but then again the girls that you often see "cruzin" with them are generally of the age of about 14..
YEAH it sure was cringe worthy i was basically laughing in his face its probably because there all on drugs so everything seems normal to them tbh..
craggsy
1st May 2008, 18:15
see them every day just do what i do and point and laff thn wen they pull up nxt to you at lights jus look at his car n have a chuckle with yourself they soon fuck off.. the same 1.1 in darlo does it to me every day so i jus show a nice 1.1 with my fingers through the window (no offence to 1.1 drivers,, u hav the idea):hug:
matt-88
1st May 2008, 18:31
see them every day just do what i do and point and laff thn wen they pull up nxt to you at lights jus look at his car n have a chuckle with yourself they soon fuck off.. the same 1.1 in darlo does it to me every day so i jus show a nice 1.1 with my fingers through the window (no offence to 1.1 drivers,, u hav the idea):hug:
How can you slate 1.1's when you have a 1.2?? It doesent matter what engine you have. If you can drive it will do what you tell it to, if you cant you look a mug and get called a tw%t. I sometimes go out with a mate who rags everywere as is a chav (dangerous driver tbh) and when he pulls up at lights NO ONE has ever larfed or barely looked at him......
saxochild
7th May 2008, 18:33
Name is saxochild, driving a clio.
GTFO :y:
lol mate ure mint wish ad ure car over mine n was getting creamed by everything on the road! done the saxo thing 3times. untill u grow out of it u wont realise how shit they are and how much every one hates the pple in them!!
JimoVTR
7th May 2008, 18:36
lol mate ure mint wish ad ure car over mine n was getting creamed by everything on the road! done the saxo thing 3times. untill u grow out of it u wont realise how shit they are and how much every one hates the pple in them!!
and one day you'll learn how to spell... every one hates illiterate people
saxochild
7th May 2008, 18:39
and one day you'll learn how to spell... every one hates illiterate people
one day you will find something better to do than sit on this forum!!
JimoVTR
7th May 2008, 18:39
maybe... very doubtful though.
JC-Furio
7th May 2008, 18:40
lol mate ure mint wish ad ure car over mine n was getting creamed by everything on the road! done the saxo thing 3times. untill u grow out of it u wont realise how shit they are and how much every one hates the pple in them!!
Grow out of what, a saxo? And if you mean 'grow up' then your the one worried about what car 'creams' you on the road, mature to the max i see. It's a road mate, usually used to get around, not to race in your badass clio.
frankie
7th May 2008, 18:42
i have no idea what the fuck you are on about, that makes no sense, explain it a little better please...
i personally like to pull up to crossings and slam on at the last minute, the person crossing things are they going to stop or not, its great to fuck with there mind
what i ment to say was...
when you've stopped at traffic lights, and you offer people cookies, because youve just gone to spazda
i is a street racer innit
hahahahahaha
Crunkers
7th May 2008, 18:45
maybe... very doubtful though.
I've lost all faith in Jimmy getting off this forum lol ;)
Much love Jimo
Zebeddy
7th May 2008, 19:23
yep depends who our shouting at
yeah i had it last night mate some hero in a 1.1 saxo wheelspinning in a puddle the power to do that must be immense... needless to say he was spraying water and shit all over my saxo so i gave him the big V....
he then tried to race me at the next set of lights and i just drove normally.. his mate then started waving out of the back window until thye got to the next set of traffic lights and it carried on... muppets tbh he had the fastest car in the world i think well until we got to the bypass and then i somehow lost him :y:
I'm not sure what I was doing in Matt's car. I must really stop drinking too much.
V.
i went up to garage tonight, drove past some young girls bout 16 n had a right good luck then waved me over, didnt bother tho, but now cant help but think what might of been
JimoVTR
7th May 2008, 21:21
i went up to garage tonight, drove past some young girls bout 16 n had a right good luck then waved me over, didnt bother tho, but now cant help but think what might of been
i would have - perfectly legal
i would have - perfectly legal
DAMN STR8!
what i was considering certainly wasnt legal ;) ;)
The things i'd do to you matt defintely aren't legal
there's something about bald ben in uniform that does it for me
oh well tis always chav's in there little 1.1 shit saxos that can go over 90, sad fuks let them have there bullshit fun
my 1.1 saxo wouold kick fuck out of your turbo'd vts tbh
i gots viper stripes man
JimoVTR
7th May 2008, 22:17
what i was considering certainly wasnt legal ;) ;)
legal if you shout supprise ;)
Where i live i think there is about 3/4 saxos and they all drive them like they are ferrari's!
Its really annoying because like you all say it gives the rest of us a bad name.
Luckily mine is the only silver one :P
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